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搞笑英文翻译
在北京工作时有一次去了东三环
边的“辣婆婆酒
家”
,里面的菜以川菜为主,菜的味道确实不错
。
因为地点靠近北京的使馆区,
为了方便老外,
所以
附近的酒店的菜单一般都配有英文说明。
因为我
们公司是印度独资企业,印度人的
口味也挺重的。
第一次带他们
到川菜馆用餐,
我点
了几个有代表性的菜:
干
炒
p>
童
子
鸡
:
Fuck
take
chicken
without sexual life
夫妻的肺片:
Man and
wife lung slice
干锅鱼头:
Fuck
pan
with
a
fat
fish
head
麻婆豆腐:
Beancurd
made
by
a
pockmarked woman
主食是驴打滚:
Rolling donkey
酒水是长城干红
:
Great wall fuck red
同去的老印的英文已经很难听懂了,可要为
< br>他们解释这个菜单上的英文说明,实在是难为我
了,越说越复杂,越说越不明白,
最后我只能说:
Let we see see they give we what
food
。
吃完后老外
才知道原来中国
的厨艺那么好,他们只说了一句:
Chinese food is very
good, the restaurant menu is
so so .
中国人
学英语学了
200
多年了,
现在究竟是
中国人在影响英语的语法和词组,
还是英语在改变
中国的汉语?据报到今年
8
月,
美国
“全球语言监
督”机构发布的报告称,上世纪
30
年代逐字翻译
的中式英语
< br>Long
time
no
see(
很久不见
)
已经
进入英语的标准词组
。
而今天中国
2.5
亿的英语学
习者,
正在让国际英语经历前所未有的中国式英语
的强烈冲击。
有兴趣
的话你可以试着互译下面的句子,
留在我的评论里即可,在下先在此谢谢了。
Y
ou Give
Me Stop
!
你给我站住!
Let me see see !
让我瞧瞧!
we two who and
who
?
咱俩谁跟谁啊?
how are you
?
how old are
you
?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
you don't bird
me
,
I don't bird you
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
you
have
seed
I
will
give
you
some
color
to
see
see,brothe
rs
!
together
up
!
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
hello
everybody
!
if you have
something to say
,
then
say
!
if you have
nothing to say
,
go
home
!
有事起奏,无事退朝
you me you me
彼此彼此
dragon
born
dragon
,
chicken
born
chicken
,
mouse'
son can make
hole
!
!
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子打地洞
American Chinese not enough
美中不足
one
car
come
one
car
go
,
two
car
pengpeng
,
people
die.
车祸现场描述
heart flower angry open
心花怒放
go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
小强:
I am
sorry
!
老外:
I am sorry
too
!
小强:
I am sorry
three
!
老外:
What are you sorry
for
?
小强:
I am sorry
five
!
If you want
money
,
I have no
;
have
one
!
要钱没有,要命一条
I call Li old big. toyear 40.
if you want
life
,
I
我叫李老大,今年
40
。
you have two down
son
。
你有两下子。
as far as you go to die
有多远,
死多远!
!
!
!
I give you face you
don''t wanna face
,
you lose
you
face
,
I turn
my face.
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
.
老外:
“
H
i.
”
前台小姐:
“
Y
ou have what
thing
?”
老外:
“
Can you speak
English
?”
前台小姐:
“
If
I
not
speak
English,
I
am
speaking what
?”
老外:
“
Can anybody
else speak English
?”
前台小
姐:
“
Y
ou
yourself
people
are
playing,
no
people
have
time,
you
can
wait,
again
wait, if you not wait, you can
go
!
”
老外:
“
Good
heavens.
Anybody
here
can
speak
English
?”
前台小姐:
“
Shout what
shout, quiet a little, you on
earth
have what thing
?”
老外:
“
I
want to speak to your head.
”
前台小姐:
“
Head
not
here.
Y
ou
can
tomorrow
come
!
”
九阳神功
nine
man
’
’
s power
(
九个男子的力量
)
九阴真经
nine
woman
’
’
story
(
九个女人的故事
)
干果区
: Fuck the
fruit area
干货
:
Fuck Goods
一次性用品
: A Time Sex Thing
老虎菜
: Tiger dish
残疾人公厕
: Deformed
man Toilet
go and look!
走着瞧
good good study,day day up
好好学习,天天向上
no
mao ze dong ,no new china,
没有毛泽东,没有
新中国
go
a head!
去个头!
people mountain
people sea
人山人海
no three no
four
不三不四
u ask me,i ask
who?
你问我,我问谁?
if you old
three old four,i will give you color see see
如果你老三老四,我就给你点颜色看看
dog
day
’
s
狗日的
poor light egg
穷光蛋
do early fuck
做早操
go
to your mother
去你妈的
full clear ten big cool punishment
满清十大酷刑
after i do something!
aids
爱滋病!
day day do
morning fuck!
天天做早操
night night do
succeed
class
夜夜做功课
i saw a man saw a saw with a saw~~~~
p>
我看到一
个男人拿一把锯子在锯一把锯子
kill one police
hundred
杀一警百
give your face,you
don
’
t sport!
给你脸,
你不会运
用!
gold basih
washes my hands!
金盆洗手
fuck do system.
操作系统
horse horse tiger tiger
马马虎虎
where cool where you stay!!
哪儿凉快哪儿呆着
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