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(11)

Mobile Phone: Please enter your pass. You have no message. Main menu to send

a message.

Janine:

Okay, so clearly he hasn’t called. Maybe he’s away on business.

Gigi: He sells real estate in Baltimore. Staying in town is his business.

Janine: Right. Well, look, let me tell you. After I went out with Ben for the first

time, he didn’t call me for 11 days. Eleven days. And now he’s the world’s best

husband. That happens all the time.

Gigi: Really?

Janine: Really. You want coffee? I got you 2 percent.

Gigi:

Thanks. This is all your fault.

Janine: What? Why?

Gigi: You set us up.

Janine: No. You asked me if I know any guys, and I gave Conor your phone

number

. That’s not a setup. When I do a setup, I weigh the pros and cons. I do

my due diligence. All I know about Conor is that he sold us this house. Seriously,

stop.

(12)

Gigi:

He said he always hangs out after work at the city Supper Club. Maybe I

should do a little drive by?

Janine: Please don’t. He’ll call. If he’s not calling you.

Female Narrator

A: Okay, I have a question, why’d they invent caller ID? It’s,

like, who is this service helping? I mean, for centuries…Okay, well maybe not

centuries, but for

, like, a lot and lot of years people have been answering their

phone not knowing who it is and

as far as I can tell, no one’s died from that.

And

it’s like if the police wanna know who placed a call, they could trace it.

I mean,

what

am

I,

the

police?

This

constant

obsession

with

needing

to

know

who’s

calling all the time, it’s like, so gross. Like,

you pick up the phone, you find out

who it is, then you know. It’s, like…Look, all I’m saying…if a guy doesn’t call me,

I would like to reserve the right to call him at 15-minute intervals until he picks

up. But if he looks down and sees my numbers, he’s goona think I’m kind of

psycho or something which I’m not obviously.

(13)

Gigi:

Hello? Mom, I gotta call you back.

Coach: Inhale. Upward-facing dog. Look up towards the ceiling. Look up towards

the ceiling.

Gigi: He ordered more drinks for us when the waitress came.

Janine: Ok.

Gigi: He remembered exactly what I wanted. He initiated the hug. He said it was

nice meeting me.

Janine: So wait. This was at the end of the date or the beginning of the date?

Gigi:

End. Why, does it matter?

Janine: Yeah.

“Nice meeting you” at the beginning of the date, that’s normal.

Nice meeting you at the end of the date, it could be a blow off.

(14)

Gigi:

Maybe it was at the beginning.

Janine: Okay. That’s fine. He’s gonna call.

Gigi: Or maybe it was at the end. Or maybe it was just nice to meet me.

Beth: Help. Hi. This is torture. How am I supposed to come up with something

pithy and dynamic to say about cinnamon blends?

Gigi:

It’s hard to focus on nutmeg when the guy who might be the guy of my

dreams refuses to call me.

Beth: After my first date with Neil I called him. There are no rules anymore. And,

I mean, why should you have to wait for him to get off his ass?

Gigi: It’s ringing.

Janine: That’s pretty standard.

Conor: Hey, you’ve d Conor

.

Leave a message, I

’ll get back to you.

Gigi: Yes! Voicemail!

Janine: Notes

(15)

Gigi: Hey, Conor

, it’s gigi. I just thought I hadn’t

heard from you

and how stupid

is it that a gal has to wait for a guy’s call anyway, right? What does that say?

What’s that say? Because we’r

e all equal, right? More than equal. More women

are accepted into law school now than men. And, I mean, I don’t know if you saw

that Dateline, but women practically have penises now, right? So…call me. Oh,

this is Gigi. Call me.

Janine: Don’t worry, he’s

totally gonna call.

Gigi: What? How can there not be a dial tone? How can there not be a dial tone?

No dial tone. Come here, dial tone.

Gigi’s Mother: Gigi,

are you there?

Hello, Gigi?

Gigi: Mom, is that you?

Gigi’s Mother: Yes.

Gigi: I can’t talk now

,

I’ll call you back.

Gigi’s Mother: Wait, I need you to…

(16)

Janine: Him it’s Janine. Leave a message.

Gigi: Hi, Janine, it’s me. Conor never called so I’m on the precipice of staging a

casual run in at the City Supper Club. Pick up if you wanna stop m

e. All right, I’m

interpreting your silence as tacit compliance. Bye.

Man A in the club:

What’s up

, girl?

Kelli Ann: Hey. How are you?

Man in in the club: Good.

Kelli Ann: Knock, knock.

Alex: Hey.

Kelli Ann: So…

here we are

. Same shift again.

Alex: I know. I made the schedule. Remember?

Kelli Ann: Well,

I figured

it was no coincidence. I had a good time the other night.

Alex: Yeah. It’s amazing where 10 shots of Patron will get you

(17)

Kelli Ann: So I was thinking after work we could you know…

Alex: Look, Kelli Ann, what happened between us the other night was fun. It was

definitely fun. But we’re way understaffed tonight. I even have to man the bar

.

So that’s why I scheduled you to work. So…are we good?

Kelli Ann: Nope, we’re good.

Alex: Okay. Hey, oh, Kelli Ann. Hey, babe, could you get the door? Thanks.

Kelli Ann: Hi. Are you joining us for dinner

, or?

Gigi: I’m meeting someone. A guy.

Kelli Ann: Why?

Gigi: Hm?

Kelli Ann: Nothing. Sorry, for dinner?

Gigi: I’ll wait at the bar

.

Kelli Ann:

That’s a great idea.

(18)

Alex: What can I get you?

Gigi: Oh, no, I’m meeting someone.

Alex: Oh, yeah? What, you got a hot date?

Gigi: I don’t know if you’d call it “hot”. This guy Conor and I have only been out

one time…

Alex: Wait, wait, wait. Conor Barry?

Gigi: Yeah.

Alex: Conor’s not coming in tonight. Thanks a lot. Did he forget he

was supposed

to

meet you here?

Gigi: Oh, see, when I said “meeting someone”, I guess it was

kind of

a broad

term, a wide interpretation of the word

“meeting”.

Alex: Right. You know what? I’ll call him.

Gigi: Oh, no. I mean, just totally unnecessary.

Alex: Okay.

Gigi: I just was actually in the area and so I just figured I’d

swing by

and see if

he was around because I had to return his pen, had to return this pen, he left

this. And I just thought I should really return it before he, you know,

freaks out.

Alex:

Yeah.

Okay,

I’ll

get

it

to

him.

Thanks.

Wilson

Ward,

Adult,

Child

and

Geriatric Dentistry.

Gigi:

Look,

I’m

not

going

to

judge

what

may

or

ma

y

not

be

important

to

someone.

Alex: Yeah. That’s not even his dentist, though.

Gigi: Oh, really. Who is?

Alex: My dad.

(19)

Gigi: Oh, I’m Gigi. I

went out with

Conor last week, and I just…I thought if I just

ran into

him…I don’t know. I’m gonna go.

Alex: Wait, wait, just hang out for a second. Let me buy you a drink, one drink.

Okay? Look, you seem like a cool girl, so I’m just gonna be honest with you.

Conor’s never gonna call you.

Gigi: Oh, really. How do you know?

Alex: Because I’m a guy, and it’s just how we do it.

Gigi: He said it was nice meeting me.

Alex: I don’t care if he said you were his favorite female since his mommy and

Joanie Cunningham. Over a week

went by

, okay, Gigi? And he didn’t call you.

Gigi: But maybe he did call and I didn

’t get the message. Or maybe he lost my

number or he’s out of town, or got hit by a cab, or his grandma died.

Alex: Or he didn’t call because he

has

no

interest in

seeing you again.

(20)

Gigi: Yeah. But my friend Terri once went out with a guy who never called. She

totally

wrote

him

off.

Over a year goes by…

Alex: Right.

Gigi: She ran into him, and it ended up that…

Alex: Your friend Terri’s an idiot. She’s also the exception, by the way, the rare

exception.

Gigi: Okay. Okay. But

what if I’m the exceptio

n?

Alex: No, you’re not. You’re not at all. In fact, you are the rule. And the rule is

this: if a guy doesn’t call you, he doesn’t wanna call you.

Gigi: Really?

Alex: Yeah.

Gigi: Always?

Alex: Yeah, always. Look, I know what

blowing off

a woman looks like, okay? I

do it early, I do it often. So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he

doesn’t

give a shit

he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions.

Gigi: Thank you. Given me a lot to think about.

(21)

Gigi: Morning, morning. Excuse me. Hi.

Beth: Hi. Everything’s okay?

Gigi: Oh, I was up all night.

Janine: Please say you were working on the nutmeg copy.

Gigi: Sure. It’s basically done. I have to tell you something important.

Janine: Sweetie? What’s going on with your hair?

Beth: Yeah, come here before people see you have a mini muffin in your hair

.

Gigi: Okay. So thank you. I think I figured it out. Remember that notary public

who cheated on me? Then Anastasia told me her boyfriend cheated on her at the

beginning but then he changed an

d now they’re married and crazy in love?

Beth: I thought that guy was a process server

.

Gigi: No, notary. Anyway, my point is, Anastasia’s the exception, not the rule.

We have to stop listening to these stories. The rule is that guys who cheat on you

don

’t care about you much.

(22):

Gigi: Okay, so Exhibit A: Chad, the drummer who lived in a storage space. He

only used me for rides, and yet I continued to stalk him for most of 1998. And

then…Oh,

there was Don who broke up with me every Friday so that he could

have his weekends free. I was delusional about that relationship.I

’d refer to him

as my husband to my dental anyway all of my friends used to tell

me stories about how things might work out with those dipshitsbecause they

knew someone who knew someone who dated a dipshit like mine and that girl

ended up getting married looking happily ever after

.

But that’s the exception.

We’re not the exception, we’re the rule.

Beth: Okay, let me just see if I understand. So what you’re

saying is if I hear a

story about a girl who’s been with a guy for 13 years and he finally married her

,

that’s the exception.

Gigi: Yes.

Beth: But the rules are guys like Neil who are with girls like me for seven years

and aren’t married, they’re never g

etting married.

Janine: No.

Gigi: No, No, No, No, No, No, No.

Janine: It’s not what she meant in that…

Gigi: No, it’s got nothing to do with you. I absolutely not talking about you. I

was…I was talking…

Janine: These are special relationship situations.

Gigi: I was talking about myself specifically. Just me specifically, you know?

(23)

Anna: This guy is, like, impossible not to like, you know? He’s flirting with me

pretty heavily outside of the Handy Mart and, you know, everything just kind of

lines up, it’s really magical. And then he tells me that he’s married, which,

of

course, I should be pissed about, right? But I just can’t stop thinking about him

.

Mary: But he’s married.

Anna: I know, I realize that. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

What’s wrong

with me?

Mary: Okay. I know this guy, he works in my dad’s printing business. And he was

married for 15 years to a nice lady. And one night he meets this woman at some

church event. And he tells my dad that he’s never felt anything like it b

efore.

That he had finally met the one. So he divorced his wife and he’s been with this

other woman for 22 years and they’re insanely happy. I mean, what if you meet

the love of your life but you already married someone else? Are you supposed to

let them pass you by?

Anna: You’re right. Okay. I’m gonna call him.

Mary: Okay.

Ben: Hello?

Anna: Hey, Ben. This is Anna Marks.

Ben: Hey, Anna. What’s up?

Anna:

Nothing, I was just…I was just taking you up on your offer

.

I know you

said you had a couple of contacts you thought could help me. And I thought

maybe talk about it over coffee or something like that.

Ben: Look, I just…I can’t, Anna. You seemed great. I just…I don’t know. I should

probably go. Take care, though. Bye.

(24)

Conor: Hey.

Anna: Hey.

Conor: I’m psyched you called.

Anna: Cool.

Conor:

Kind of given up on you when you didn’t call me back.

Anna: I was just thinking about you.

Conor: Want a glass of wine?

Anna: Sure.

Conor: Okay, what were the categories again?

Anna: Four categories: smart, sexy, funny and cute. But you can only be two

things. Like Sarah Parker would be funny and sexy. Bill Clinton would be smart

and sexy.

Conor:

I can’t believe you’re hot for Clinton.

Anna: Go. What am I?

Conor: Wait, what was I again?

Anna: You’re

smart and cute.

Conor: Okay, you are sexy, very sexy and cute.

Anna: No, you can’t. Sexy and cute are both in the looks column. Nobody wants

to be all in one column.

Conor: I sound like a jackass if I say you’re all four

, which obviously you are,

especialy sexy.

Anna: You’re the best. I better go.

Conor: Okay, well, you know you could stay here if you want. What? It’s been a

while.

Anna: No, I can’t, I can’t stay, I’m totally…I’m totally, totally fried. Is that okay?

Conor: Yeah.

Anna: I’ll see you la

ter

. Bye.

(25)

Neil: Hey. That looks straightto you?

Beth: Why are you hanging that?

Neil: Because you asked me to about three weeks ago.

I’m getting around to it.

Why? You don’t want it here?

Beth: No, I love it there, but just stop.

Neil: Why? Is it the painting? You know, I know, it looks kind of like a deflated

boob here. Right?

I know. It’s gonna be depressing. Should I take it down?

Beth: No, I want you to stop doing anything nice.

Neil: This feels like a trick.

Beth: No.

Neil: No?

Beth: No

, I just…I just need you to stop being to me unless you’re marry me

after

. Is that funny? Do you think that’s funny?

Neil: No, I guess it’s not funny.

Beth: See, you can’t keep being nice to me and I can’t pretending that this is

something that it’s not.

We’ve been together for over seven years. You know me,

you know who I am. You either wanna marry me or you don’t.

(26)

Neil:

Or

there’s

the

possibility

that

I

mean

it

when

I

day

I

don’t

believe

in

marriage.

Beth: Bullshit. Bullshit. Come on,

it’s bullshit for every woman that has been told

by some man that he doesn’t believe in marriage and then six months later he’s

married to some 24-year-

old that he met at a gym. It’s just…It’s bullshit.

Neil: Where is this coming from?

Beth: From the pl

ace I’ve been hiding from you for about five years.

Neil: Okay.

Beth:

For

five

years,

because

I

haven’t

wanted

to

seem

demanding.

And

I

haven’t asked you, but I…I have to. I mean…are you ever gonna marry me? Oh,

I can’t do this anymore.

(27)

Female Narrator B:I used to think that I had never been dumped. Yeah, then we

started comparing notes. Then we realized we’ve been dumped by every man

we’ve ever been with.

Female Narrator C: Every one.

Female Narrator B: Yeah.

Female Narrator C: But they do it so skillfully.

Female Narrator B

：

Mm-H.

Female Narrator C: They just so sneakly that you think it was your idea.

Female Narrator B

：

Yeah. You’re sitting back and you’re like: oh, yrah, this is my

idea. But wait a second, why am I alone?

Female Narrator C: Why am I unhappy? Why have I gained 20 pounds? They

Jedi mind-trick you.

Female Narrator B: Yes, they do.

Female Narrator C: So they do a soft pass.

Female Narrator B: Yeah. They got little lines they like to tell you.

Female Narrator C:

Like, “I don’t wanna stand in your way.”

Female Narrator B: Or

, “You are so perfect, it’s just I have to work on myself.”

Female Narrator C: Right. “I’m just thinking of your happiness.”

Female Narrator B: Oh, “I don’t deserve you.” That’s my favo

rite one.

Female Narrator C:

You know the other one I like? “I am so jealous of the guy

who gets to marry you. Well, that could have been you.”

Female Narrator B: Yeah.

Female Narrator C: That’s what I was leaving towards.

Female Narrator B: Yeah. And the second you hear that run to the store, get

yourself some ribs and some ice cream because you have been dumped.

(28)

Ben: Hey Anna. It’s Ben. Listen, I know it's been a while since you called. It's

just...

It took me by surprise. But I did offer to help you with your career and I

don't see why I can't do that, right?

So why don't you give me a call and maybe

you can come by the office or something. Okay? All right, take care. Bye.

Janine: Hey, you.

Ben: Oh, shit.

Janine: What?

Ben: You scared me.

Janine: You okay?

Ben: Yeah. Everything's fine.

Janine: Are you smoking again?

Ben: No, sweetie, I'm not smoking. Why?

Janine: You get jumpy when you smoke.

Ben: I'm not smoking, I promise. No, I was just sitting here trying to picture

what this room's gonna look like when it's finished.

Janine: I like that game.

Ben: You do?

Janine: Yeah. What color did you picture?

Ben:

That's where I got stuck.

Janine: Yeah. I was thinking, maybe yellow.

Ben: YeIIow? Okay.

(29)

Janine: Yeah. I mean, it's neutral.

Ben: Mm-Hm.

Janine: Yeah. So it could be whatever

. It could be an office; it could be a guest

room, a gym, a baby's room.

Ben: Wait, did you mean

Janine: I don't know what you're talking about.

Ben: Oh, really?

Janine: I know we said we'd wait to talk about it.

Ben: Uh-huh. .

Janine: Mm-Hm.

Ben: But I think that we're almost ready to start talking about it.

Jarrad: So that's the last time I do anything pro bono. Well, ladies, I guess I have

to get back to the office.

Gigi: You go back to the office after happy hour? What's happy about that?

Jarrad: I met you. I would love to call you sometime. Do you have a card?

Gigi: of course.

Jarrad: Oh, Great. Here is my info. Nice to meet you, Janine.

Janine: Nice to meet you.

Jarrad:

Look forward to hearing from you, Gigi.

Gigi: Oh, wait. So how are we doing this? Are you hearing from me or am I

getting a call?

Jarrad: What?

Gigi: You said you'd love to call me but then you said

look forward to

hearing

from you,

Jarrad: Yeah, look, we'll talk. We'll

get in touch.

Gigi: You did it again. Very vague. You know what? Let's just say that you'll call

me and then we can skip all the nonsense.

Jarrad: Goodbye, Gigi.

Gigi: He was cute.

Janine: Yeah, please don't cyber-stalk him. What are you doing?

Gigi: I'm not calling him. If he wants to see me, he'll call.

Janine: Wow. That guy Alex really

made an impression

on you. Was he hot?

Gigi: No. He was just right.

(30)

Mary: Morning. Morning, Ryan. A surprise mocha venti just because you're so

awesome

.

Colleague A: Love you.

Mary: Love you. Good morning. Okay.

Colleague B: So?

Mary:

Oh, hi. He asked me out

Colleague B: Oh, my God. He called?

Mary: Well...

Colleague C: He e-mailed?

Mary: No.

Colleague B: What? Left his calling card with your lady-in-waiting?

Mary: He MySpaced me.

Colleague B:

Ouch.

Mary: Oh.

Colleague

C:

Oh,

girl,

I

don't

know

about

that.

My

trampy

little

sister

says

MySpace is the new

booty

call.

Mary:

Well, what am I supposed to do?

I mean, things have changed. People

don't meet each other

organically

anymore. If I would like to make myself seem

more attractive to the opposite sex, I don't go and get a new haircut, I update

my

profile

. That's just the way it is, you know?

Colleague B: Yeah, she's right.

Mary: Back, back, back, back.

(31)

Mary: Back, back, back, back. Ad sales, this is Mary.

Conor: Hi, Mary, this is Conor

, Anna's friend, or whatever

.

Mary: Hi. So, what'd you think?

Conor: Looking at it right now. I'm not sure about this.

Mary: Oh, you have to trust me. It's a burgeoning market, you're gonna make a

fortune.

Conor: I know. Did you have to put me with the massage ads?

Mary: Well, it was either that or the page with the personals, so this page gets

a lot of action.

Conor: Yeah, I guess you're right. Hey, have you spoken to Anna lately?

Mary: Yeah.

Conor: Okay. All right, Mary, I'll talk to you soon. Thank you.

Mary: Bye.

(32)

Beth:

What

I'm

trying

to

show

you

is

that

there's

a

difference.

There

is

a

difference. Hey, how did you get Aunt Linda to sew these dresses in two weeks?

Bride: She wanted to do it.

Beth: Really? She told me she felt like an old Indonesian lady in a sweat shop. Is

that not right?

Bride: No, she didn't.

Beth: No? What's the... ? Why the big rush to get married?

Bride: Because I am not having my wedding during agross Baltimore winter and

I am not waiting till spring.

Matron of honor: You are so pregnant.

Bride: Oh, God, I'm not pregnant.

Dressmaker: I'm not pregnant. That's ridiculous.

Matron of honor: Chug a beer then.

Dressmaker: No, I'm not chugging a beer

.

Matron of honor: Chug a beer

.

Dressmaker: We're in love, you assholes. That's what people do when they're in

love, they get married. But you know what? Not everybody gets married, you

know? There are many people who never get married.

(33)

Beth: Well, thanks for the inspirational pep talk.

Matron of honor: What she meant to say was that it's fine that you broke up with

Neil.

Beth: Right.

Matron of honor: Tons of people make the choice to be alone. They're happy.

Bride: Look at Al been married, happy as a clam.

Beth: Would that... ? Am I... ? Would I be Al Pacino in this scenario?

Dressmaker: No, Bethie, we just... We want you to be happy.

Beth: Well, then you should have rethought the coral.

Bride: Oh, her face. Your face. Don't make her cry.

Dressmaker: I'm sick of these coral jokes.

Beth: I know you're sensitive. Trust me, I get it.

(34)

Bride: Hey, why don't you have dinner with me and Steven and the kids then you

can just stay over?

Matron of honor: Why'd she wanna hang out with you and your husband? The

last thing I'd feel like doing.

Dressmaker: If being in this wedding is too painful...

Beth: Oh, God, you guys. Please, stop it. Relax, relax. That's enough, okay?

Seriously, you guys, I'm f... I've gone through breakups before. If you remember

,

I

handle

them

quite

well.

You've

been

there,

you've

seen

it.

I'm

perfectly

capable of doing this. I can do it again. I want you to stop worrying about me.

I'm fine.

Ben: I know it's here somewhere. I spoke with George Lane in Music. He had a

whole list of references for you.

Anna: Well, that's okay. You can just call me when you find it.

(35)

Ben: I swear I didn't lure you hereunder falsepretenses.

Anna: I know. A girl can dream, though. You're just too good a guy.

Why are you married again? Seriously, why?

No, I really think that it would be good for me to know why you cannot live

without this other woman.

Ben: Well, we'd been together since college and she gave me an ultimatum. She

said,

Anna: Wow. Youcaved.

Ben: It's complicated.

Anna: Really?

Ben: What? You're a dick if you date a girl for too long and don't marry her

. You

marry her and you're an asshole for marrying before you're ready. I mean, shit,

I don't know. You're really hot. And I am obviously attracted to you. So I think

the best I can do is eventually find this piece of paper and call you and hope to

just help you out in your career in some small way.

(36)

Worker: Hi.

Janine: Hi. What's going on? Javier

. Javier

. Javier

, I thought we talked about

tarpingthe furniture.

Club Stuff: City Supper

.

Gigi: Hi, this is Gigi. Is Alex there?

Club Stuff: Hold on. Alex?

Alex: Yo. Drinks are good?

Guest: Yeah, one more.

Alex: Hello?

Gigi: Hi, this is Gigi.

Alex: Gigi?

Gigi: Gigi Phillips.

Alex: Huh?

Gigi: I, um...had the dentistpen.

Alex: Right. Hey. How you doing?

Gigi: I'm really sorry to bug you.

Alex: That's okay.

Gigi: You had some really good insights and I wanted to ask you a question.

Alex: Okay,

look, now I need to be harsh with you. Conor's never gonna be

interested in you, Geege.

Gigi: No, I know. This is about Jarrad.

Alex: Jarrad.

Gigi: So we meet at happy hour and he's completely charming…

Alex: Hey, give me two seconds, okay? Two seconds, hold on. Let me guess. He

said: the only thing happy about this hour is you.

(37)

Alex:Two seconds, hold on. Let me guess. He said: the only thing happy about

this hour is you.

Gigi: He might have used some derivative of that. So he says he's going to call,

but then he gives me his card and he says...

Alex: Oh, he's not interested.

Gigi: You don't even know if he's called.

Alex: Oh, did he?

Gigi: No. But I honestly think he's expect…

Alex: Okay. Gigi, he is not interested.

Club Stuff: Alex, this is jacked. The hostess is giving me shit for not wearing a

black shirt.

Alex: It's not black.

Club Stuff: Look at it.

Alex: Not a black shirt. I see it. It's not black.

Club Stuff: This shit is black.

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Alex: If a guy gives you his phone number instead of taking yours, he's not

interested.

Gigi: He took mine first. Then he gave...

Alex: And also, if a guy wants to see you, believe me, he will see you. I once

called 55 Lauren Bells until I got the right one.

Gigi: That's cute. What happened?

Alex: Oh, yeah, as it turns out, her ass looked really huge in the daylight.

Gigi: Is it your sensitivity that makes you so popular with women?

Alex: Don't call him. He doesn't like you.

Gigi: Don't tiptoe around my feelings.

Aex: Well, I'm just trying to help.

Gigi: I know. Thank you.

Alex: Sure. I gotta get back to work, but good luck.

Gigi: Okay, bye

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Alex: Hey, buddy, you home?

Conor: Yeah. Come on in.

Alex: Hey, you want a beer or an apple martini?

Conor: Oh, that's funny.

Alex: Have you told your parents?

Conor: It's for work. I'm trying to expand my client base.

Alex: By pretending to be gay?

Conor: No, by being more gay-friendly.

Alex: Or

, in real estate terms,

Conor: Nice. I'm gonna use that. I should change this. It's maybe a little much.

Alex: I don't know. Dressing like that, seeing a girl who won't sleep with you I

think you can pull it off.

Conor: It's not that she won't sleep with me, douche bag. I have slept with her

.

It's just she, you know....

Alex: Won't sleep with you anymore.

Conor: Pretty much, yeah. What do you think?

Alex: I think you got a problem because you're gonna have to beat them away

with a stick, you gorgeous, sexy man.

Conor: Holy shit.

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Anna: Observe your breath. Inhale. Belly rise. And exhale, Belly fall. Bring your

hands together in front of your chest. Bow your head in gratitude. Namaste.

Ben: Namaste.

Anna: Thank you for coming. See you next week.

Ben: Great class. We ran into each other

.

Anna: You came to my class.

Ben: I had no idea this was your class.

Anna: You called to ask me if this was my class.

Ben: No, you never called back.

Anna: Because you told me not to call you if it was my class. It was.

Ben: No. we just ran into each other

.

Anna: Okay. We're just two innocent folks who happen to be working out near

each other

.

Ben: Exactly.

Anna: Do you want a swim?

Ben: Sure.

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Ben: You know, I was just thinking why can't we be friends? I mean, am I not

allowed to have friends anymore? I mean, am I not allowed to be friends with

people that are hot? I mean, what kind of reverse prejudice is that?

Anna: I hear you. I mean am I notsupposed to be friends with a guy just because

he's married?

Ben: Right.

Anna: Or has an insane smile? Or an ass that makes me wanna dry hump?

Ben: Did you just say

Anna: Yeah.

Ben: Think I just fell in love.

Anna: So we're friends.

Ben: Yeah.

Anna: You wanna come in?

Ben: I'm sorry, I don't trust myself.

Anna: That's okay. You can just watch.

Ben: You know, you may be the best friend I've ever had.