Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...

The Earth began to cool,

The autotrophs began to drool,

Neanderthals developed tools,

We built a wall (we built the pyramids),

Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,

That all started with the big bang!

As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.

A fraction of a second and the elements were made.

The bipeds stood up straight,

The dinosaurs all met their fate,

They tried to leap but they were late

And they all died (they froze their asses off)

The oceans and pangea

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya

Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day

It will cause the stars to go the other way,

Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt

Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us

Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)

Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy

It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology

It all started with the big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

我们的宇宙曾处于炎热致密的状态，

然后大约一百四十亿年前它开始膨胀。等一下

……

地球开始冷却，

自养生物开始繁殖，

尼安德特人发明了工具，

我们建起了长城（我们修建了金字塔）

数学，科学，历史，探解奥秘，

那都是是从大爆炸开始！

“

自从人类出现

”

其实并非那么久，

因为每个星系的形成的时间都比唱这首歌的时间还要短。

在不到一秒的时间里各种元素产生了

二足动物开始直立行走，

恐龙们遇到了天灾它们尝试逃离但是太晚了

它们都死了（他们都被冻死了）

海洋和泛古大陆

这都是由于大爆炸引起的！

它正向外膨胀

但是终归一天它会使星系向内运动不断塌缩，

我们到时早就不在，所以不会痛的是最好不过的图像，

那将导致一次更大的大爆炸

南猿一定觉得我们很烦人

讨论不休而他们正在捕捉野鹿（我们在捕捉病毒）

宗教或天文，微软百科，申命记（旧约之一卷）