破产姐妹第三季第九集台词学习资料

破

产

姐

妹

< br>第

三

季

第

九

集

台

词

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C:stealing han

’

s dish,so we

don’t

have to clean ours at home is

genius. And a little sad.

M: are you kidding,this is the greateast thing

that’s

happened to me

since I

got my period(

来月经

)

this morning.

H

：

m ax,caroline,you are stealing my dishes?

C: damn it,I

didn’t

think you could see up this high.

H: and I didn’t

think you could sink this ,stop,you are already

robbing me behind with you

“I

am a waitress

”

scam(

骗局

)

M:sorry ,but things have gotten kind of messy at day ,I

had to take a shower to shower off the shower I took.(

我因为洗了澡

所以又洗了澡

)

O:

you two should get a cleaning lady .i have a woman I pay to clean

my apartment, she is expensive ,but she may charge you less if you

don’t

also have sex on her.i

’

ll looking to it.

B:

my grandmother cleaned the house free of course she

didn’t

have a say in the matter.(

对这事她也没有发言权

)

< br>C:

let

’

s just ask sophie ,she has a cleaning have to do

something,yesterday,I saw a

roach

(

蟑螂

) walk out of our apartment.

M:

look,

I’

m gonna tell you what I told that guy who asked me to use

my butt to smuggle opium(

让我用屁股走私鸦片的家伙

).i

‘

ll do it!

C:be ready max,we have to leave as soon as the cleaning lady gets

’

s

housekeeper etiquette

(

管家礼仪

).in my old life,I go to

spin

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class

(

形体课

) and lunch with friends,but you and I will just go outside

and watch the guy who is just got out of jail do

pull- ups

(

引体向上

)

on the light post.

M:calvin

’

s out?

I’

m not gonna leave.i want to watch her clean my

,baby.i

’

ve waited my whole life to have a servant.i thought

you were gonna be it for the first few then I realized you

can

’

t do even though sophie gave us a discount,the maid

still has to call me

“

you highness

”

(

殿下

).mostly because

I’

m pretty

“

”

(

嗑 药嗑嗨了

)

right now.

S:hi,girls,here I am ,sophie from sophie

’

s choice cleaning service,meet

you cleaning lady paulina.

P: paulina,meet the

’

d shake hands,but she only has one arm.

C: can hear you.

P:so what?i know

I’

m missing

’

s not news.

S:so she lost an arm.i lost my gold earring down the

garbage

disposal.(

垃圾处理站

)

but I was too afraid to reach into

e,well,yeah.

P:

don’t

worry.i have one arm but I clean like I have three.i put on

more makeup,then I start.

C:

I’

m sorry,I

didn’t

realize when I ordered a cleaning lady,I had to

specif y

(

指明

) I wanted one with two arms.

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S:you can

’

t afford two arms!you said you want a good price,half the

arm,half the price.

M:is that how she lost the arm,sophie?you cut it off so we could get a

discount?

S:oh ,sure,yeah,I saw off her arm so I could save you 10 bucks.

P:I start in bedroom.

M:wait,before you do, one

’

d you lose it ?jame franco

(

电影明星

)situation?y ou have to cut it off to get loose?

you

’

er not

saying no.(

你没否认

)

S:oh,you know what,let

’

s not go know it happened,it was in

the past.

P:I was trapped under this big truck.

S:we get it,I

drove over(

碾过

)

your arm.

M:hey,

don’t

even bother looking for my good jewelry in e

I’

m already wearing all of it.

P:oh,

I’

m jealous I

don’t

have arm to wear cheap jewelry

C:max,I feel bad for ,this is why you case they show

up with two much makeup

and

(

或者

) not enough arms.

M

：

relax,she is s me of a young means I

better go hide my pills from her.

C:max,she scare me,

M:oh,come on ,she is

armless(

武器

)

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C:everything ok?you need any help?

P:I

didn’t

get this far in this business by taking me !can

’

t

you see I got one arm?

C:not gonna be a problem.i would occationally help my maid

…

.you

are not interested.

P:lift!lift,

C:max,come on need help lifting your < /p>

mattress.(

床垫

)

you give us a hand.

M:no, leave it alone!don

’

t lift up the mattress!

P:ah,

porno(

色情书刊

)

，

your mind is as dirty as your apartment.

M:yes,it

’

s what?what

’

s the big deal?it

’

s just the body in its

natural form,

spread- eagle(

手脚伸展

)

on a motorcycle.

C:why is so mush of it from the 80

’

s?

M:I like mustaches,okay?and it

’

s multitasking(

更多目的

).i am

looking for my looking right now.

C:why are you suddenly embarrassed?porn hub is your

homepage.(

主

)

C:hey,it this a brochure for

pastry

(

< br>面点

) school?why are you hiding a

pastry school brochure.

M:your face is a pastry school brochure!

C:max,it is great you are interested in pastry school.i

don’t

know why

you are embarrassed.

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M:your face is embarrassed.

C:come on,I really think that this is something we should talk about.

M:your face is something we should talk about.

P:you made the scary one was

dumb move.(

愚蠢的举动

)

C:your face was dumb move.

，

max,you never came home after you

stormed out(

非常气愤地出去

)

,so I brought you your uniform.

M:I live here new roommates,the broom(

扫帚

) and the mop

（拖把）

don’t

sneak around looking aot my stuff.i got everything I

need.

C:well,maby your new broommate will hold your hair when you drink

too ,from the looks of it,will be in about an ,we

really to talk about this school brochure.

M:look,just because I have a pastry school brochure,

doesn’t

mean

I’

m

actually gonna go to pastry like having those porn

magazines

doesn’t

mean

I’

m actually ride around on a tiger

performing unspeakable acts with

sailors

(

海员

),probably. pastry

school is the same as

’

s just a dumb fantasy.

C: pastry school is not like is nothing in this brochure about

a girl on girl

croissant.(

羊角包

)

M:that

’

s good toothpaste.

C:please stop brushing your

have a shift (

轮班

)

to do later.

Ok ,the manhattan school of pastry

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M:your face is the manhattan school of pastry

C:you know it

isn’t

.max,

you could go here for real.(

你真的可以去

那里

)tuition is only 3000 a year.a lot ,but

doable.(

可行

)

M: a lot ,but doable?are we talk about pastry school or fat guy

at last

call?(

上次的电话

)

C:here we are,max ,your dream starts now.

M:what,the one where

I’

m a black mermaid(

< br>当我进了黑美人鱼电影

公司吗

)?

C:could you relax?we

’

er just look around and get an

all that gorgeous equipment you get to use if you went here?finally you

‘

d

have a mixing bowl that

’

s not a

hollowed out watermelon.(

挖空的西瓜

)

M:can you help me,she is hold me against my will.

C:she is you

keep this up

(

继续这样

),young are

not getting ice cream on,here is the office.

M: we almost done(

完事

) here?i got a

court date

(

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