英语毕业寄语

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英语毕业寄语

1. College is the best time of your life. When else are your

parents

going

to

spend

several

thousand

dollars

a

year

just

for

you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?

大学是你一生中最美好的时光。

什么时候你的父母还会一年花几千块

供你去一个陌生的地方天天晚上喝醉。

1. Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities:

the

freshmen

bring

a

little

in;

the

seniors

don't

take

much

away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.

大学当然是 个有很多知识的地方：

大一的带进来一些，

大四的带不走

多少，知识便积累起来了。

3. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

教授就是别人都睡了他还在讲话的人。

4.

As

long

as

there

are

tests,

there

will

be

prayer

in

schools.

只要有考试，学校里就会有祷告者。

5.

The

things taught

in

colleges

are not an education, but

the

means to an education.

大学里学得不是知识，而是学习知识的方法。

6.

Never

get

married

in

colleg e

：

it’s

hard

to

get

a

start

1

/

6

if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one

mistake.

千万不要在大学结婚： 一旦你未来的雇主发现你已经犯下一个错误，

你就很难起步了。

7. Education is not preparation for life, education is life

itself.

学习不是为生活做准备，学习就是生活的全部。

8.

The

university

brings

out

all

abilities,

including

incapability.

大学能培养人的各种能力，包括无能。

9.

The

chief

value

in

going

to

college

is

that

it's

the

only

way to learn it really doesn't matter.

上大学的主要价值是：只有上了才知道真的不值啊。

10. 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you

missed and the one book you didn't read.

期末考试中

80%

的内容都来自你翘掉的那节课和你漏读的那本书。

11.

To

those

of

you

who

received

honors,

awards

and

distinctions,

I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one

day be president of the United States.

那些取得好成绩的同学，做的好

!

那些 得

C

的同学，有一天你们会成

为美国总 统。

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有人说：

人人都可以成为自己的幸运的建筑师。

愿我们在走向生活的道路上，用自己的双手建造幸运的大厦。

太多的祝福话语说到底，

只是一张纸而已。

我希望我留给朋友们的不

仅仅是这些，

我把自己留下来，< /p>

留一个朋友给他们

……