马达加斯加的企鹅英文台词

马达加斯加的企鹅英文台词

{0:00:55}{0:00:57}Antarctica.

{0:00:58}{0:01:01}An inhospitable wasteland.

{0:01:01}{0:01:05}But even here,|on the earth's frozen bottom...

{0:01:05}{0:01:07}we find life.

{0:01:14}{0:01:15}And not just any life.

{0:01:20}{0:01:22}Penguins!

{0:01:22}{0:01:26}Joyous, frolicking, waddling,|cute and cuddly life.

{0:01:29}{0:01:30}Look at them...

{0:01:30}{0:01:33}tumbling onto their chubby bum-bums.

{0:01:33}{0:01:36}Who could take these|frisky little snow clowns...

{0:01:36}{0:01:37}Seriously?

{0:01:37}{0:01:40}Does anyone even know|where we're marching to?

{0:01:40}{0:01:42}- Who cares?|- I question nothing.

{0:01:42}{0:01:43}- Me, too.|- Me, too!

{0:01:43}{0:01:44}Well, fine!

{0:01:44}{0:01:47}We'll just fly to the front of the line|and see for ourselves.

{0:01:47}{0:01:51}Kowalski! Rico!|Engage aerial surveillance.

{0:01:53}{0:01:54}Here we go!|Doing it! Come on!

{0:01:55}{0:01:57}Skipper, we appear to be flightless.

{0:01:57}{0:01:58}Well, what's the point of these?

{0:02:03}{0:02:07}I like it!|Hey, this could be our thing!

{0:02:09}{0:02:12}What are we gonna call it?|Let's call it the

{0:02:13}{0:02:16}Hey, did anybody see that?|That's an egg!

{0:02:16}{0:02:17}Is someone gonna go get it?

{0:02:17}{0:02:18}We can't do that.

{0:02:18}{0:02:19}Why not?

{0:02:19}{0:02:23}Well, it's a dangerous world out there,|and we're just penguins.

{0:02:23}{0:02:26}You know, nothing but cute and cuddly.

{0:02:26}{0:02:29}Yeah! Why do you think there are always|documentary crews filming us?

{0:02:32}{0:02:35}Well, sorry, kid.|We lose a few eggs every year.

{0:02:35}{0:02:36}It's just nature.

{0:02:36}{0:02:38}Oh, right. Nature.

{0:02:38}{0:02:41}I guess that makes sense...

{0:02:42}{0:02:48}but something deep down in my gut|tells me that it makes no sense at all.

{0:02:48}{0:02:51}You know what?|I reject nature!

{0:02:53}{0:02:55}Who's with me?

{0:03:38}{0:03:42}The old ship.|No one's ever returned from there alive.

{0:03:44}{0:03:46}Relax, Kowalski.|There's a bird down there now.

{0:03:46}{0:03:48}Look, he's fine.

{0:03:51}{0:03:54}Leopard seals.|Nature's snakes.

{0:03:54}{0:03:56}Aren't snakes

{0:03:56}{0:03:59}How should I know?|I live on the flipping frozen tundra!

{0:04:01}{0:04:04}They're going for the egg!|Give me a way down there, ASAP!

{0:04:04}{0:04:07}All one would have to do|is collect 300 feet of kelp...

{0:04:07}{0:04:12}Tiny and helpless,|the baby penguins are frozen with fear.

{0:04:12}{0:04:17}They know if they fall from this cliff,|they will surely die.

{0:04:17}{0:04:20}Gunter, give them a shove.

{0:04:21}{0:04:24}...harnessing the jellyfish we've trained|to obey simple voice commands.

{0:04:26}{0:04:27}Now, that's more like it!

{0:04:40}{0:04:42}That-a- boy, Rico!

{0:04:42}{0:04:43}Don't let them have it!

{0:04:45}{0:04:48}Okay!|I guess that works.

{0:04:52}{0:04:53}Get to high ground!

{0:04:59}{0:05:00}Booyah!

{0:05:01}{0:05:02}Success!

{0:05:06}{0:05:07}I'd recommend firing it now!

{0:05:07}{0:05:08}Nope. Hold on.

{0:05:09}{0:05:10}We really should fire it!

{0:05:10}{0:05:12}Not till we see the white of its eyes.

{0:05:12}{0:05:14}They're mostly pupil.|Very little white! Almost none!

{0:05:14}{0:05:16}They gotta have a little bit of white,|right?

{0:05:16}{0:05:17}None whatsoever!

{0:05:17}{0:05:19}What if they look really far|to the left?

{0:05:21}{0:05:23}Fire in the hole!

{0:05:39}{0:05:42}Kowalski, analysis?

{0:05:43}{0:05:46}We are really awesome at this!

{0:05:48}{0:05:50}Boys, we did it!|Mission accomplished.

{0:05:50}{0:05:53}Hey, we could do our thing!|High one!

{0:05:54}{0:05:55}Yes!

{0:06:02}{0:06:03}My bad!

{0:06:05}{0:06:08}Look, it's the miracle of birth!

{0:06:11}{0:06:14}A moment of extraordinary beauty.

{0:06:15}{0:06:20}That's disgusting!|I think I have amniotic sac in my mouth!

{0:06:26}{0:06:29}Hello!|Are you my family?

{0:06:42}{0:06:45}You don't have a family,|and we're all going to die. Sorry.

{0:06:45}{0:06:46}What?

{0:06:46}{0:06:49}What? I thought that was what|we were all nodding about.

{0:06:49}{0:06:51}No one's gonna die!

{0:06:51}{0:06:52}Know what you've got, kid?

{0:06:53}{0:06:54}You've got us.

{0:06:54}{0:06:56}We've got each other.

{0:06:56}{0:06:59}If that ain't a family,|I don't know what is.

{0:07:04}{0:07:06}So adorable.

{0:07:06}{0:07:08}Kowalski, what's our trajectory?

{0:07:08}{0:07:10}95% certain we're still doomed.

{0:07:10}{0:07:12}And the other 5%?

{0:07:12}{0:07:16}Adventure and glory|like no penguins have ever seen before.

{0:07:16}{0:07:18}I'll take that action.

{0:07:18}{0:07:19}But where are we going?

{0:07:19}{0:07:21}The future, boys.

{0:07:21}{0:07:24}The glorious future.

{0:07:32}{0:07:34}That song!

{0:07:34}{0:07:36}I swear, it's gonna make me|lose my salmon.

{0:07:36}{0:07:38}Singing getting louder, Skipper.

{0:07:38}{0:07:39}Then move faster!

{0:07:40}{0:07:42}And somebody get|that wig off Private!

{0:07:45}{0:07:47}Kowalski, status report!

{0:07:47}{0:07:49}I am really getting|tired of this song.

{0:07:51}{0:07:53}Well, the best part|of owning a circus...

{0:07:54}{0:07:57}is you can transport a cannon|over state lines.

{0:08:11}{0:08:15}Ten years ago, on this very day,|a tiny egg hatched...

{0:08:15}{0:08:18}and our world got a little bit cuter.

{0:08:18}{0:08:23}So, tonight, Private,|we celebrate your birthday...

{0:08:23}{0:08:26}by infiltrating|the United States gold depository...

{0:08:26}{0:08:28}at Fort Knox!

{0:08:28}{0:08:29}Splendid!

{0:08:29}{0:08:31}- What?|- There she is, boys!

{0:08:32}{0:08:34}The object of our unholy desire...

{0:08:34}{0:08:35}the butter on our biscuit...

{0:08:36}{0:08:37}- the royal flush...|- Skipper?

{0:08:37}{0:08:40}Private, what's our rule|about interrupting analogies?

{0:08:40}{0:08:41}Sorry.|Please continue.

{0:08:41}{0:08:44}The moment's gone.|Private ruined it.

{0:08:44}{0:08:45}Sir, we're approaching our target.

{0:08:48}{0:08:49}But, Skipper, I really don't...

{0:08:49}{0:08:51}Are you questioning|my leadership, Private?

{0:08:52}{0:08:53}- No, sir.|- Too bad.

{0:08:54}{0:08:57}Because I respect a soldier|with some moxie.

{0:08:57}{0:08:58}Really?|Then I really think we should...

{0:08:58}{0:09:02}Whoa, whoa!|Dial back the moxie, sass-mouth!

{0:09:02}{0:09:06}Look at you.|Still so adorable.

{0:09:08}{0:09:09}Fire in the hole!

{0:09:14}{0:09:16}Eight o'clock.|Night-night time!

{0:09:16}{0:09:18}What?

{0:09:21}{0:09:23}Private, come on!

{0:09:31}{0:09:32}Please enter passcode.

{0:09:32}{0:09:34}Kowalski, you're up.

{0:09:34}{0:09:36}Please enter passcode.

{0:09:36}{0:09:39}Rico, sonic incursion device.

{0:09:42}{0:09:43}Oh, come on.|You're kidding, right?

{0:09:44}{0:09:47}Kentucky, Skipper.|They do love their Flatt and Scruggs.

{0:09:47}{0:09:50}Y'all come in now, you hear?|Have yourself an ice tea.

{0:10:06}{0:10:10}Private, if you could have anything|you wanted in the whole wide world...

{0:10:10}{0:10:12}what would it be?

{0:10:12}{0:10:13}Well, gee, Skipper.

{0:10:13}{0:10:16}I think to be a meaningful|and valued member of this team.

{0:10:16}{0:10:17}Oh, well, we got you something else.

{0:10:21}{0:10:22}A vending machine?

{0:10:22}{0:10:24}Not just any vending machine, Private.

{0:10:25}{0:10:28}The last remaining home|in America's nanny state...

{0:10:28}{0:10:33}for those succulent,|but chemically hazardous|bits of puffed heaven called...

{0:10:34}{0:10:36}Cheezy Dibbles!

{0:10:36}{0:10:39}Happy ding-dong birthday,|you little scamp.

{0:10:40}{0:10:42}Thank you!

{0:10:49}{0:10:51}You mess with the bull,|you're gonna get the horns, Private.

{0:10:51}{0:10:54}Now hit that machine|and get your present.

{0:10:57}{0:11:02}We just broke into the most secure facility|in North America.

{0:11:02}{0:11:03}You know what that means?

{0:11:03}{0:11:06}We're wanted criminals|who'll be on the lam|the rest of our lives...

{0:11:06}{0:11:08}always feeling the hot breath|of Johnny Law on our necks?

{0:11:08}{0:11:13}No! it means, as elite units go,|we're the elitist of the elite.

{0:11:14}{0:11:18}Top shelf in the bureau.|The penultimate, plus one.

{0:11:20}{0:11:21}Where'd Private go?

{0:11:23}{0:11:24}There he is.|D-3.

{0:11:25}{0:11:26}Oh, Private. How much is he?

{0:11:27}{0:11:28}He's $$3.50, sir.

{0:11:29}{0:11:31}That's outrageous.|Even for Private.

{0:11:33}{0:11:34}Sir, the machine is alive!

{0:11:36}{0:11:39}I don't think I like your attitude,|vending machine.

{0:11:39}{0:11:40}Or your prices!

{0:11:40}{0:11:42}Release them!

{0:11:48}{0:11:49}What the...?

{0:12:46}{0:12:47}Kowalski, analysis!

{0:12:47}{0:12:49}All evidence indicates...

{0:12:50}{0:12:53}I ate too many Cheezy Dibbles.

{0:12:54}{0:12:57}We're behind enemy lines|and incredibly thirsty.

{0:12:57}{0:13:00}Rico, bust us out|of this delicious prison.

{0:13:04}{0:13:05}Nice work, Rico!

{0:13:05}{0:13:09}You are a meaningful|and valued member of this team.

{0:13:24}{0:13:27}Private, quit lollygagging.|And regular gagging.

{0:13:29}{0:13:31}Dark and ominous.

{0:13:31}{0:13:34}Two of my least favorite traits|in a room.

{0:13:34}{0:13:35}Look!|A button.

{0:13:35}{0:13:36}Private, don't!

{0:13:40}{0:13:41}Now, what have I told you about...

{0:13:42}{0:13:43}Sorry, what?

{0:13:50}{0:13:55}It looks like some sort of giant laser|sent to kill us all, sir.

{0:13:57}{0:13:58}Another one!

{0:13:58}{0:13:59}No!

{0:14:02}{0:14:03}What the...?

{0:14:03}{0:14:04}Naughty, naughty!

{0:14:07}{0:14:11}Pretty birds belong in their cages.

{0:14:28}{0:14:31}Now, that's just hurtful.

{0:14:31}{0:14:33}And I was so happy to see you again.

{0:14:34}{0:14:38}Skipper, Kowalski, Rico...

{0:14:39}{0:14:41}and sweet little Private.

{0:14:43}{0:14:44}Who are you?

{0:14:44}{0:14:47}The humans know me|as Doctor Octavius Brine...

{0:14:48}{0:14:52}renowned geneticist,|cheese enthusiast...

{0:14:52}{0:14:56}and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives.

{0:14:56}{0:15:00}But you know me by a different,|much older name.

{0:15:00}{0:15:04}A name perhaps you'd hoped|you'd never hear again.

{0:15:05}{0:15:06}A phantom!

{0:15:06}{0:15:09}A shadow of a former life.

{0:15:10}{0:15:11}l...

{0:15:11}{0:15:12}am...

{0:15:12}{0:15:14}Dave!

{0:15:19}{0:15:19}Kowalski?

{0:15:20}{0:15:21}Sorry, sir. No clue.

{0:15:23}{0:15:26}Dave!

{0:15:26}{0:15:28}- Dave!|- Dave?

{0:15:28}{0:15:29}Dave!

{0:15:29}{0:15:30}Dave.

{0:15:30}{0:15:32}Dave!

{0:15:39}{0:15:40}Sorry.

{0:15:41}{0:15:44}Wait, wait.|I live this way.

{0:15:48}{0:15:49}Go ahead, Dan.|Continue.

{0:15:49}{0:15:52}You seriously don't remember me?

{0:15:54}{0:15:57}Dave! Dave! Right!|Oh, yeah, long time!

{0:15:58}{0:15:59}How's the wife?

{0:16:01}{0:16:03}I've never been married!

{0:16:03}{0:16:05}You may not remember me...

{0:16:06}{0:16:08}but I could never forget you.

{0:16:09}{0:16:11}Let's shake up some old memories.

{0:16:12}{0:16:14}New York City.

{0:16:16}{0:16:20}The Central Park Zoo.|Life was good.

{0:16:21}{0:16:22}Roomy tank...

{0:16:22}{0:16:24}great location...

{0:16:24}{0:16:27}monkey-house views.

{0:16:27}{0:16:28}And, of course...

{0:16:29}{0:16:31}my adoring legion of fans!

{0:16:31}{0:16:32}Cool!

{0:16:33}{0:16:34}Dave!

{0:16:34}{0:16:37}The octopus of a thousand tricks.

{0:16:38}{0:16:39}Awesome!

{0:16:39}{0:16:41}I was the total package.

{0:16:41}{0:16:42}Wow!

{0:16:42}{0:16:43}Hey. kids!

{0:16:43}{0:16:45}You gotta see this!|Get up here, quick!

{0:16:47}{0:16:48}And then, you arrived.

{0:16:49}{0:16:51}They're so adorable!

{0:16:51}{0:16:54}Just smile and wave, boys.|Smile and wave.

{0:16:54}{0:16:57}And took everything from me.

{0:16:57}{0:17:01}- They are so adorable.|- Have you ever seen anything cuter?

{0:17:02}{0:17:05}Four adorable baby penguins.

{0:17:05}{0:17:06}With you around...

{0:17:07}{0:17:10}no one wanted an old octopus anymore.

{0:17:10 }{0:17:13}

{0:17:14}{0:17:16}And so it went, over and over...

{0:17:17}{0:17:19}at zoo after aquarium.

{0:17:19}{0:17:21}I can't see the penguins, man!

{0:17:21}{0:17:23}Adorable penguins stole the show.

{0:17:29}{0:17:31}While I was shunned.

{0:17:33}{0:17:35}Forgotten.

{0:17:38}{0:17:40}Unwanted.

{0:17:44}{0:17:46}Alone.

{0:17:49}{0:17:51}That sounds awful!

{0:17:51}{0:17:54}Oh, it was.

{0:17:54}{0:17:59}I came to realize, some creatures|are born to get all the love.

{0:17:59}{0:18:02}The rest of us get nothing.

{0:18:02}{0:18:05}The only thing that has kept me going|all these years...

{0:18:05}{0:18:09}is my burning thirst for revenge!

{0:18:11}{0:18:14}And my precious|souvenir snow globe collection.

{0:18:20}{0:18:21}What is wrong with you?

{0:18:24}{0:18:27}Daryl, Daryl, Daryl,|you can't blame us|for what happened to you.

{0:18:28}{0:18:33}Can!|That's how this whole revenge thing works!

{0:18:33}{0:18:38}And with this,|I finally have the|power to destroy you!

{0:18:38}{0:18:39}Crikey!

{0:18:45}{0:18:47}Nicolas, cage them.

{0:18:48}{0:18:51}I've got some bad news for you, Dennis.

{0:18:51}{0:18:52}You messed with the wrong birds.

{0:18:53}{0:18:56}Because we are an elite unit,|the best of the best.

{0:18:56}{0:18:58}The cream of the|corn on a platinum cob!

{0:18:58}{0:19:03}And

we're

gonna

take|your

deadly

green

goop

and|sashay

right

out

the

exit

hatch.

{0:19:03}{0:19:06}And just how are you going to do that?

{0:19:07}{0:19:09}Deploy secret weapon!

{0:19:11}{0:19:12}The cheese, it burns!

{0:19:13}{0:19:14}Roll out!

{0:19:20}{0:19:22}After them!

{0:19:26}{0:19:28}All right, boys, it's just like Cuba!

{0:19:28}{0:19:30}Taxi!

{0:19:35}{0:19:38}How about some music?|Something chase-y!

{0:19:41}{0:19:42}Here they come!

{0:19:43}{0:19:45}Let's move!

{0:19:45}{0:19:48}Stroke! Stroke! Stroke again!|Stroke some more!

{0:19:50}{0:19:52}Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

{0:19:52}{0:19:54}Sorry!

{0:20:03}{0:20:04}We've got baddies, six o'clock!

{0:20:05}{0:20:07}Kowalski, battle formation!

{0:20:11}{0:20:13}So, you squeegees|wanna do the gondola mambo?

{0:20:14}{0:20:15}Let's dance!

{0:20:16}{0:20:18}Mother of pearl, that stings!|I've lost visual!

{0:20:20}{0:20:21}Kowalski, be my eyes!

{0:20:21}{0:20:22}Left!

{0:20:22}{0:20:24}Right, right! Up!

{0:20:24}{0:20:26}Duck!

{0:20:28}{0:20:29}I think I got them.

{0:20:29}{0:20:30}They are down, sir.

{0:20:30}{0:20:32}Excelente!

{0:20:39}{0:20:40}Skipper!

{0:20:40}{0:20:42}They're back up,|and we are running out of canal!

{0:20:43}{0:20:44}Parker Posey! Go all- terrain.

{0:20:49}{0:20:50}Will you marry... What?

{0:20:57}{0:20:58}We've lost Engine One!

{0:21:01}{0:21:02}And Two and Three!

{0:21:03}{0:21:04}Four!

{0:21:05}{0:21:06}Switch to emergency power!

{0:21:06}{0:21:08}Aye-aye, Skipper!

{0:21:15}{0:21:17}We've got melons!|Dead ahead!

{0:21:28}{0:21:31}I can see!|Rico, the glowy thing!

{0:21:32}{0:21:34}Venetian blinded again!

{0:21:39}{0:21:40}We've been boarded!

{0:21:40}{0:21:41}Initiate self-destruct sequence!

{0:21:44}{0:21:45}Nice!

{0:21:47}{0:21:49}Frankly, I'm surprised|we had a self-destruct sequence.

{0:21:57}{0:22:00}All right, boys, battle stance!

{0:22:00}{0:22:02}We're in battle stance, sir.

{0:22:03}{0:22:07}Okay, good.|Now, we spring our trap.

{0:22:09}{0:22:11}I'm not sure they're the ones|that are trapped, sir.

{0:22:12}{0:22:16}Kowalski, remember our little talk about|true, but unhelpful, comments?

{0:22:16}{0:22:17}Yes, sir.

{0:22:17}{0:22:18}Sometimes we just have to wing it!

{0:22:21}{0:22:22}Wow.

{0:22:35}{0:22:38}Sorry for underestimating|the plan, Skipper.

{0:22:38}{0:22:41}It's okay, Kowalski.|Just don't ever doubt me again.

{0:22:42}{0:22:43}Now what the heck is going on?

{0:22:48}{0:22:50}Remain calm, penguins.

{0:22:51}{0:22:53}You are now under the protection|of the North Wind.

{0:22:55}{0:22:56}You're welcome.

{0:23:04}{0:23:05}Oh, my gosh!

{0:23:05}{0:23:07}You guys are so cute!

{0:23:07}{0:23:09}You're just so cute!

{0:23:10}{0:23:12}And cuddly!

{0:23:13}{0:23:15}Hey, get away!|No more hugs!

{0:23:15}{0:23:18}It's like being licked|by a basket full of puppy dogs.

{0:23:18}{0:23:19}Corporal!

{0:23:20}{0:23:23}Corporal! Chart a course|back to North Wind headquarters.

{0:23:25}{0:23:28}Eva, inform them|that we're bringing in witnesses.

{0:23:28}{0:23:30}Private, Dibble me.

{0:23:33}{0:23:35}We're not going|anywhere with you.

{0:23:35}{0:23:38}We don't even know|who the heck you are!

{0:23:38}{0:23:40}The North Wind is|an elite undercover interspe...

{0:23:43}{0:23:44}The North Wind is an elite un...

{0:23:46}{0:23:49}An elite undercover interspecies...

{0:23:49}{0:23:50}...task f...

{0:23:51}{0:23:53}...force. Dedicated to he...

{0:23:54}{0:23:56}Helping...

{0:23:57}{0:23:58}Dedicated to helping...

{0:24:00}{0:24:03}Dedicated to helping animals who can't|help themselves.

{0:24:05}{0:24:06}Like penguins.

{0:24:06}{0:24:08}Really?|And you are?

{0:24:08}{0:24:09}My name is classified.

{0:24:09}{0:24:12}

{0:24:12}{0:24:13}Can't really hear the accent.

{0:24:14}{0:24:15}- Excuse me?|- There's the accent!

{0:24:15}{0:24:17}My name isn't

{0:24:17}{0:24:20}My name is classified,|because I am the leader|of this strike team.

{0:24:21}{0:24:23}The seal is Short Fuse,|weapons and explosives.

{0:24:23}{0:24:25}The bear is Corporal, he's our muscle.

{0:24:26}{0:24:28}And the owl is Eva,|intelligence and analysis.

{0:24:29}{0:24:33}Well, Agent Classified,|we happen to be an elite unit, too.

{0:24:33}{0:24:35}Self-destruct sequence activated.

{0:24:35}{0:24:37}You know,|you should really label these things.

{0:24:37}{0:24:39}In three... two... one...

{0:24:40}{0:24:42}The name's Skipper.|I run this outfit.

{0:24:42}{0:24:43}Back there is Kowalski.

{0:24:43}{0:24:45}He's the brains of our operation.

{0:24:45}{0:24:47}Say something smart, Kowalski.

{0:24:53}{0:24:56}See?|He's working on a whole other level.

{0:24:56}{0:24:57}And Rico.

{0:24:57}{0:24:59}He's our demolition expert.

{0:25:00}{0:25:03}He destroyed that chair|for the sheer fun of it.

{0:25:03}{0:25:04}No reason at all.

{0:25:05}{0:25:07}And then there's Private.

{0:25:08}{0:25:10}He's sort of our, you know...

{0:25:10}{0:25:12}secretary/mascot.

{0:25:13}{0:25:15}- Cute.|- And cuddly.

{0:25:16}{0:25:17}Oh, sorry.

{0:25:18}{0:25:20}Well, let's see how well|

{0:25:32}{0:25:33}Nice doggy door.

{0:25:40}{0:25:42}Wow!

{0:25:43}{0:25:44}Look at this!

{0:25:44}{0:25:46}Well, well, well.

{0:25:46}{0:25:49}Not a bad place|you got here, Classified.

{0:25:49}{0:25:51}Thank you.|That's not my name.

{0:25:51}{0:25:54}Arrival, Pad 17.

{0:25:54}{0:25:56}All right, tiny penguins.

{0:25:56}{0:26:00}The best way for the|North Wind to protect|helpless animals like yourselves...

{0:26:00}{0:26:02}is to bring Dr. Brine to justice.

{0:26:02}{0:26:03}Now, you were inside his sub...

{0:26:03}{0:26:05}so I need to know everything you know.

{0:26:09}{0:26:10}Hey!

{0:26:10}{0:26:13}Just tell me everything you know.

{0:26:13}{0:26:14}All right.

{0:26:15}{0:26:16}Numero uno.

{0:26:16}{0:26:18}Never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight.

{0:26:18}{0: 26:19}

{0:26:19}{0:26:21}Canada is secretly training|an army of sasquatch.

{0:26:22}{0:26:22}

{0:26:22}{0:26:26}Ho t dogs are, in fact,|only 17% actual dog.

{0:26:26}{0:26:29}Not

{0:26:29}{0:26:33}Just everything regarding your abduction|by Dr. Octavius Brine.

{0:26:34}{0:26:35}- Why didn't you say so?|- What?

{0:26:36}{0:26:38}My team has uncovered|that Dr. Octavius Brine...

{0:26:38}{0:26:41}is actually an individual|known as Derek!

{0:26:41}{0:26:44}-

{0:26:44}{0:26:45}An octopus?

{0:26:45}{0:26:48}No, Dr. Brine is not an octopus.|He is...

{0:26:48}{0:26:50}An octopus. Precisely.

{0:26:50}{0:26:53}That's exactly what our intel indicated.

{0:26:54}{0:26:55}Release the sheep.

{0:26:58}{0:27:00}What you, of course,|could not know...

{0:27:00}{0:27:04}is

that

Dr.

Brine's

laboratory|in

Venice

is

secretly

developing|a

doomsday

weapon...

{0:27:05}{0:27:08}called the

{0:27:08}{0:27:10}But what you don't know...

{0:27:10}{0:27:11}- is that Dirk...|-

{0:27:11}{0:27:13}...Dave won't be using his|Bazooka Serum...

{0:27:14}{0:27:16}-

{0:27:16}{0:27:17}That part is accurate.

{0:27:17}{0:27:19}Show him, Rico!

{0:27:23}{0:27:25}You stole the Medusa Serum?

{0:27:25}{0:27:29}Well,

{0:27:29}{0:27:31}Call it what you will.

{0:27:32}{0:27:33}Debbie!

{0:27:33}{0:27:35}-

{0:27:35}{0:27:38}He hacked into our system.

{0:27:39}{0:27:40}Where's the sound?

{0:27:41}{0:27:42}Dave!

{0:27:42}{0:27:44}- Your microphone, it's not on.|- I can't hear anything.

{0:27:44}{0:27:46}Click on the button|with the picture of the microphone.

{0:27:46}{0:27:48}Every time a villain calls in,|this happens.

{0:27:48}{0:27:49}Hello?|Hello?

{0:27:49}{0:27:51}Now we can hear you,|but we cannot see you.

{0:27:52}{0:27:52}Every time!

{0:27:53}{0:27:54}It's like talking to my parents.

{0:27:54}{0:27:55}How about now?

{0:27:56}{0:27:57}Yes, we've got you.

{0:27:57}{0:27:59}Excellent.|Now where was I?

{0:28:01}{0:28:02}Dave!

{0:28:03}{0:28:05}Greetings, North Wind.

{0:28:05}{0:28:07}I see you've met|my old zoo-mates.

{0:28:07}{0:28:10}We were never

{0:28:11}{0:28:12}Turn yourself in, David.

{0:28:12}{0:28:15}You're powerless now that I've stolen|your precious Medusa Serum.

{0:28:16}{0:28:17}You?|You didn't steal that!

{0:28:17}{0:28:18}It's over.

{0:28:18}{0:28:19}It's over?

{0:28:19}{0:28:23}Then why did I call you?

{0:28:23}{0:28:24}Weird.

{0:28:24}{0:28:28}Oh! Maybe it was to show you this!

{0:28:28}{0:28:31}That is a lot of serum|for four penguins.

{0:28:31}{0:28:35}Oh, you thought|this was just about you four?

{0:28:35}{0:28:37}No! No, no, no.

{0:28:38}{0:28:40}We're just getting started.

{0:28:41}{0:28:46}Now, if you'll excuse me,|I have to go do some shopping...

{0:28:46}{0:28:48}for revenge!

{0:28:51}{0:28:53}Wait. How do you...?

{0:28:54}{0:28:55}What do I push?

{0:28:56}{0:28:57}Is it the red, or...

{0:28:58}{0:29:00}I thought it was the... It's not this...

{0:29:04}{0:29:05}Incoming alert!

{0:29:05}{0:29:06}Put it on the screen.

{0:29:07}{0:29:09}The Berlin Zoo. 15 penguins missing.

{0:29:09}{0:29:11}Dave is kidnapping other penguins!

{0:29:11}{0:29:13}No doubt cute and cuddly!

{0:29:13}{0:29:14}We have to move!

{0:29:14}{0:29:15}What?

{0:29:15}{0:29:16}- Time for our A-game!|- Everybody, huddle up!

{0:29:17}{0:29:18}Corporal, ready the jet.

{0:29:18}{0:29:21}I'm initiating|North Wind Protocol

{0:29:21}{0:29:23}Twelve more penguins|taken from London Zoo.

{0:29:23}{0:29:25}Okay, boys, this is it.

{0:29:25}{0:29:28}The mission we've been preparing for|our entire lives.

{0:29:29}{0:29:31}We're gonna take down Dave,|or die trying!

{0:29:31}{0:29:33}- Kowalski, cancel our improv class!|- Yes, sir.

{0:29:33}{0:29:35}Rico, equipify!

{0:29:35}{0:29:36}Private, do that little thing I like.

{0:29:38}{0:29:39}It's still funny.

{0:29:39}{0:29:41}Skipper!|Good news!

{0:29:41}{0:29:43}I got them to credit our class!

{0:29:43}{0:29:44}Sir, the jet is ready.

{0:29:44}{0:29:47}Oh, yeah, baby!|Just like Super Bowl XIX!

{0:29:47}{0:29:49}They're stealing my stuff!

{0:29:49}{0:29:53}No! This mission has no place|for a pathetic waddle of useless penguins.

{0:29:53}{0:29:54}Who are you calling

{0:29:54}{0:29:55}Enough!

{0:29:58}{0:30:01}See, Rico?|That's why you can't|have nice things.

{0:30:03}{0:30:07}You know,|I'm pretty good|with computers myself.

{0:30:16}{0:30:19}Put on your jammies, penguin.

{0:30:21}{0:30:23}They are even cute when they're asleep.

{0:30:23}{0:30:24}Not to me!

{0:30:24}{0:30:28}I want these butterballs out of my way,|and out of my mission.

{0:30:28}{0:30:30}Ship them to one|of our safe-houses.

{0:30:30}{0:30:33}The most remote place on the planet.

{0:30:39}{0:30:41}Where the heck are we?

{0:30:41}{0:30:43}Oxygen content is low.

{0:30:43}{0:30:45}I suggest we limit our breathing.

{0:30:47}{0:30:48}Private!

{0:30:51}{0:30:54}Sorry!|I get gassy when I fly.

{0:30:54}{0:30:55}Toot sweet!|He does!

{0:30:55}{0:30:56}We must be on a plane!

{0:30:59}{0:31:01}What did North Wind do to us?

{0:31:02}{0:31:03}They gave us badges!

{0:31:04}{0:31:07}Not badges, tranquilizer darts!

{0:31:07}{0:31:09}Classified!

{0:31:09}{0:31:12}That low-down dirty dog|is trying to kick us off the mission!

{0:31:12}{0:31:16}He thinks we can't save the penguins,|because we're just

{0:31:17}{0:31:20}Well, penguins are our flesh and feathers!|They're us!

{0:31:20}{0:31:22}And if anyone's gonna save us...

{0:31:22}{0:31:23}it's us.

{0:31:23}{0:31:26}But, Skipper,|we've gotta be five miles up.

{0:31:26}{0:31:28}That pretty much limits our options.

{0:31:28}{0:31:30}I make my own options.

{0:31:36}{0:31:38}Brilliant move, Skipper.

{0:31:38}{0:31:40}But now we seem to|be outside the plane.

{0:31:40}{0:31:42}I kind of got caught up in the moment!

{0:31:43}{0:31:45}Well, hindsight's 20/20.

{0:31:45}{0:31:48}Okay, Kowalski,|your turn to pick up the slack.

{0:31:49}{0:31:51}Oh!|Why don't we catch that plane?

{0:31:53}{0:31:55}Bird strike, log it.

{0:31:56}{0:31:58}We've got another target, at 12 o'clock.

{0:31:59}{0:32:00}Good, it's only 11:30.

{0:32:00}{0:32:03}Follow me, boys, we're going in hot!

{0:32:04}{0:32:06}Hot, hot!

{0:32:06}{0:32:08}No one likes a showoff, Private.

{0:32:08}{0:32:10}Aim for first class!

{0:32:15}{0:32:17}I'm okay!

{0:32:17}{0:32:19}Kowalski, where does this aircraft go?

{0:32:19}{0:32:23}From the odd shape of this bagel,|I'd say we're headed for Paris.

{0:32:23}{0:32:26}France? Forget it!|Not with their tax laws!

{0:32:26}{0:32:28}Then I would suggest|a mid-air transfer.

{0:32:28}{0:32:29}Affirmative!

{0:32:29}{0:32:31}Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts!

{0:32:31}{0:32:32}We're out of peanuts, Skipper!

{0:32:32}{0:32:33}Try pretzels, Private.

{0:32:35}{0:32:36}Bingo!

{0:32:37}{0:32:38}There's our ride, boys.

{0:32:38}{0:32:40}Can't stay, doll.

{0:32:40}{0:32:42}Danger is my mistress.

{0:32:43}{0:32:44}Rico, more height!

{0:32:45}{0:32:47}Pretzels, pretzels, pretzels!

{0:32:47}{0:32:48}We're out of pretzels!

{0:32:48}{0:32:51}Then we're leaving just in time,|because these folks are gonna freak!

{0:32:51}{0:32:53}Deploy flaps!

{0:32:54}{0:32:56}Stay on target!

{0:32:57}{0:32:59}We're gonna catch it!|We're gonna catch it!

{0:33:00}{0:33:02}Crikey!|We're not gonna catch it!

{0:33:03}{0:33:05}Wait a minute.|Where's Skipper?

{0:33:06}{0:33:10}Time to get creative.|Start grabbing boxes, boys!

{0:33:11}{0:33:12}Going long!

{0:33:15}{0:33:17}Private, stop playing|with those backpacks.

{0:33:18}{0:33:19}Find something useful!

{0:33:20}{0:33:23}Now we're talking!|Let's get to work.

{0:33:23}{0:33:24}400 meters.

{0:33:25}{0:33:26}300 meters.

{0:33:26}{0:33:28}Speak American, Kowalski!

{0:33:28}{0:33:30}Sorry, sir. 218 yards.

{0:33:30}{0:33:31}109 yards.

{0:33:40}{0:33:41}Okay, then.

{0:33:42}{0:33:43}It's clear what|we need to do next.

{0:33:50}{0:33:51}That feels right!

{0:33:51}{0:33:53}Impressive bouncing, boys.

{0:33:53}{0:33:55}Now, then, back to civilization.

{0:33:56}{0:33:57}If we're gonna take Dexter down...

{0:33:58}{0:34:01}we need to know|where he's gonna strike next.

{0:34:13}{0:34:16}Goal!

{0:34:19}{0:34:22}Elijah, would you please take them away?

{0:34:34}{0:34:36}Penguin footprints, still warm.

{0:34:36}{0:34:37}We just missed Dave.

{0:34:37}{0:34:39}Blast it!|He's gone!

{0:34:39}{0:34:41}So many penguins!

{0:34:44}{0:34:45}Boss!|He's stress- eating again!

{0:34:45}{0:34:46}Corporal!

{0:34:46}{0:34:47}There, there.

{0:34:47}{0:34:49}Rub the angry out of the tummy.

{0:34:49}{0:34:50}Corporal!

{0:34:50}{0:34:51}Focus!

{0:34:52}{0:34:54}We are going to save|those helpless penguins...

{0:34:54}{0:34:58}because we are the North Wind...

{0:34:58}{0:34:59}and no one...

{0:34:59}{0:35:03}no one breaks the Wind.

{0:35:04}{0:35:06}No one breaks the Wind.

{0:35:07}{0:35:08}There's a good Corporal.

{0:35:08}{0:35:11}Now, we rescued those four penguins|already, didn't we?

{0:35:11}{0:35:14}Shipped them off, all cozy and snug,|to a Madagascar safe...

{0:35:14}{0:35:15}How come there's beeping?

{0:35:15}{0:35:17}Sir, those penguins...

{0:35:18}{0:35:19}they never made it to Madagascar.

{0:35:20}{0:35:23}What?|Well, where the dickens are they?

{0:35:27}{0:35:29}Kowalski, what are our coordinates?

{0:35:29}{0:35:33}From my calculations, we've arrived|in the center of Dublin, Ireland.

{0:35:37}{0:35:40}All right, soldiers, we gotta blend in.|Riverdance!

{0:35:46}{0:35:49}But no time|to kiss the Blarney Stone, boys.

{0:35:49}{0:35:51}We need to find intel|on Dave's location.

{0:35:51}{0:35:52}Pronto!

{0:35:58}{0:36:00}All right, you! Where's Dave?|Give us the goods!

{0:36:01}{0:36:03}Spit it out!|Don't make me use me shillelagh!

{0:36:03}{0:36:05}Sir, that's a baby squid.

{0:36:10}{0:36:11}Sorry, laddie.

{0:36:12}{0:36:16}Stranded on the Emerald Isle|without a single clue.

{0:36:16}{0:36:18}Well, so much for the luck o' the Irish.

{0:36:18}{0:36:19}Skipper, look!

{0:36:24}{0:36:25}Begorrah!

{0:36:25}{0:36:26}Does anyone speak Gaelic?

{0:36:27}{0:36:29}No, but it looks like|Dave's been busy.

{0:36:29}{0:36:32}He's stolen penguins from Guadalajara!

{0:36:32}{0:36:34}- Madrid!|- Paris!

{0:36:34}{0:36:35}Athens!

{0:36:35}{0:36:36}Bangalore!

{0:36:37}{0:36:38}D

ü

sseldor f!

{0:36:38}{0:36:39}Osaka!

{0:36:39}{0:36:40}Rio de Janeiro!

{0:36:40}{0:36:42}- Nairobi!|- Amsterdam!

{0:36:42}{0:36:43}Baton Rouge!

{0:36:44}{0:36:46}Dave's snow- globe collection!

{0:36:46}{0:36:49}It's every zoo and aquarium|he got kicked out of!

{0:36:49}{0:36:51}Don't tell me|where he has been.

{0:36:51}{0:36:54}Tell me where|he will have has been next.

{0:36:54}{0:36:55}Wait, what is it, Rico?

{0:36:56}{0:36:58}It's a book!|It's a film! It's a play!

{0:36:58}{0:36:59}First word.

{0:36:59}{0:37:01}Two syllables. Sounds like...

{0:37:02}{0:37:04}Sounds like...

{0:37:05}{0:37:06}What starts with...?

{0:37:12}{0:37:14}Shanghai.

{0:37:14}{0:37:16}Dave hasn't been there yet, Skipper.

{0:37:16}{0:37:18}If we hurry, we can still stop him.

{0:37:18}{0:37:20}Nice work, Rico!

{0:37:20}{0:37:24}Pack your bagpipes, boys.|It's time to blow this potato stand!

{0:37:39}{0:37:40}So, this is it.

{0:37:40}{0:37:43}Shanghai's famous|Little Dublin district.

{0:37:44}{0:37:45}Skipper, look!

{0:37:45}{0:37:47}I see you, Private.

{0:37:47}{0:37:49}Who's the big boy|standing on his tippy-toes?

{0:37:50}{0:37:52}- No, I mean...|- I just wanna eat you up!

{0:37:52}{0:37:54}Skipper, look!|Above Private!

{0:37:54}{0:37:57}Dave's next target.|Shanghai's famous Mermaid Penguins.

{0:37:58}{0:37:59}Good eye, Kowalski!

{0:37:59}{0:38:00}And once again...

{0:38:00}{0:38:04}you've proved that|you are a meaningful and|valued member of this team.

{0:38:06}{0:38:08}Ladies and gentlemen...

{0:38:08}{0:38:11}Shanghai Marine World|is pleased to present...

{0:38:11}{0:38:15}our world famous Mermaid Penguins!

{0:38:17}{0:38:19}Tonight, our mermaids|dedicate their performance...

{0:38:19}{0:38:22}to all of the missing penguins|around the world.

{0:38:23}{0:38:25}Stay safe, little guys,|wherever you are.

{0:38:25}{0:38:28}And we hope you|come home real soon.

{0:38:33}{0:38:35}Now, keep those eyes roving, boys.

{0:38:35}{0:38:37}Dave is a master of disguise.

{0:38:38}{0:38:40}He could be a small child,|a house plant.

{0:38:40}{0:38:42}Maybe even you, or me!

{0:38:42}{0:38:44}Is it you, Kowalski?

{0:38:44}{0:38:45}Hey, hold on.

{0:38:50}{0:38:51}Wait a minute.

{0:38:54}{0:38:55}Bingo!

{0:38:55}{0:38:56}Nice try, Dave.

{0:38:56}{0:38:59}Operation

{0:38:59}{0:39:00}Splendid!

{0:39:00}{0:39:01}Take positions.

{0:39:01}{0:39:05}Penguin feeding time|will begin in two minutes.

{0:39:14}{0:39:15}Target, 30 yards and closing.

{0:39:16}{0:39:19}In position, Skipper.

{0:39:19}{0:39:20}Rico, report.

{0:39:21}{0:39:22}In position.

{0:39:22}{0:39:23}And for you, Private.

{0:39:23}{0:39:24}Yes, Skipper!