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1
A
little
boy
asked
his
father:
Daddy,
how
much
does
it
cost
to get
married? The father replied: I don 't know son. I
'm
still paying!!
一个小男孩问他的爸爸
，
结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：
我不知道，
因为我仍然在付
帐。
2
A
Sunday
school
teacher
was
telling
her
pupils
the
importance
of
making
others
glad.
children,
said
she
,
anyone
of you
ever make someone else glad?
yesterday.
teacher,
I
went
to
see
her
yesterday,
and
stayed
with
her
three
hours.
Then
I
said
to
her,
'Granny,
I'm
going
home,'
and she said, 'Well, I'm
glad'!
一个主日学校校
(
基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想
,
在星期天开办的儿童
班
)
的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。
“
现在，孩
子们，
”
她说：
“
你们当
中有谁让别人高兴过？
”
“
我，老师，
”
一个小男孩说：
“
昨天我就使别人高兴过。
< br>”
“
做得好，是谁呢？
”
“
我奶奶。
”
“
好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样
使你奶奶高兴的。
”
“
是这样的，老师。
我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：
?
奶
奶，我要回家了。
?
她说：
?
啊，我很高兴！<
/p>
3
Dick was seven years old, and his sister,
Catherine, was
five. One day their
mother took them to their aunt's house
to
play
while
she
went
to
the
big
city
to
buy
some
new
clothes.
The children played for an hour, and
then at half past four
their aunt took
Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice
cake and
a
knife
and
said
to
him,
a knife, Dick.
Cut
this
cake
in
half
and
give
one
of
the
pieces
to
your
sister,
but remember to do
it like a gentleman.
answered his aunt at once.
said
Dick.
He
thought
about
this
for
a
few
seconds.
Then
he
took
the
cake
to
his
sister
and
said
to
her,
this
cake
in half, Catherine.
< br>迪克年龄七岁，他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁。一天，妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩，
自己就
到大城市去买些新的衣服。
孩子们玩了个把小时，
在四点半的时
候，
姨妈
领着迪克走进了厨房。
她交给
迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，
并对他说：
“
喏，
迪克，给你刀子，把这块蛋糕一切为二，给你妹妹一块。不过，你得记住要
做得
像一个绅士那样。
”
迪克问：<
/p>
“
像一个绅士？绅士怎样做呢？
”
他姨妈马上回答
说：
“
绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的。
”
克说了一声
“
噢
”
。他对此想了一
会，
然后，他把蛋糕拿给妹妹，并对她说：
“
< br>凯瑟琳，你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧。
”
4 Stan: I won
92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going
to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom
。
Fred: But what
will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯丹：我赢了
92
条金鱼。
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！
5
George
knocked
on
the
door
of
his
friend's
house.
When
his
friend's
mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to
play? ”
“ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold.
”
“ Well, then,
” said George, “ can his football come out to
play ? ”
乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。当朋友的妈妈来应门时，他问：
“
阿尔伯特可以出来玩
吗？
”
“
不行，
”
那位妈妈说，
“
天气太冷了。
”
“
噢，那么，
”
乔冶，
“
他的足球可以出来玩吗？
1)TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for
school every day?
Tom:
Every
time
I
come
to
the
corner,
a
sign
says,
Slow
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：
学校
----
慢行。
DID
YOUR DAD...
2)Tom call Jim's
name:
and Jim say:
汤姆对着吉姆骂道
:
我受不了你这个苯蛋了
!
< br>吉姆说
:
你妈妈能
!
附
:bear
有两重意思
:
生
和
忍受
这个笑话正是根据这点
.