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The_Big_Bang_Theory_S01_E02
第一季
2
集
: The Big Bang Theory
-Leonard
:
Here you go. Pad Thai, no peanuts.
-Howard
: But does it have
peanut oil
-Leonard
: I'm not sure.
Everyone keep an eye on Howard in case
he starts to swell up.
但有花生油吧
我不清楚。
你们每个人都盯着
Howard
，以防他突然肿胀。
既然现在不是看
<
拼字大赛
>
，你可以吃我的肾上腺素。
有筷子吗
你不需要筷子，这是泰国菜。
又来啦。
泰国自
19
世纪后半期起使用餐叉。
有趣的是，他们不直接叉食物进嘴，
而是叉食物进汤匙，再送进嘴里。
你敢不敢找他要餐巾纸，我去开门。
我看起来肿吗
我觉得有点鼓鼓的。
嗨，
Leonard
嗨，
Penny
打扰到你们了
没有。
你没有肿胀，
Howard
。
不，不，看我的手指，就像维也纳腊肠。
看起来你有客人。
他们哪儿也不去。
你刚下班啊，太好了。工作怎么样
你知道嘛？芝士蛋糕工厂？
人们购买蛋糕，我给他们就行。
也就是说，你类似于是，碳水化合物的运送系统。
是啊，随便你怎么叫它，我能拿到基本工资。
好吧，不管怎么说，我在想你能不能帮我个忙
没问题。
太好了。明天我有些家具要运过来，我可能不在家，所以
...
你
...
你们好…抱歉
没人用俄语夸奖过你的绝世美貌吗
不，没有。
你得习惯这个。
呃，我可能很难习惯。
嘿
Sheldon
。
嗨
嘿
Raj
。还是不理我，嗯
别放在心上。这是他的病状，他没法和女人说话。
没法和迷人的女人说话，而你是芝士蛋糕香气逼人的女神。
那么，有家具要搬过来
对。如果明天送来时我不在，你能帮我签收一下吗
然后搬进我的房间
没问题。
太好了，这是我的备用钥匙，谢谢！
-Sheldon
: Since it's not bee
season, you can have my epinephrine.
-Howard
: Are there any
chopsticks
？
-Sheldon
: You don't need
chopsticks. This is Thai food.
-Leonard
: Here we go.
-Sheldon
: Thailand has had
the fork since the latter half of the 19th
Century.
Interestingly, they don't
actually put the fork in their mouth--
They use it to put the food on a spoon
which then goes into their mouth.
-Leonard
: Ask him for a
napkin. I dare you. I'll get it.
-Howard
: Do I look puffy I
feel puffy.
-Penny
：
Hey,
Leonard.
-Leonard
: Oh, hi,
Penny.
-Penny
：
Am
I interrupting
-Leonard
: No.
-Sheldon
: You're not
swelling, Howard.
-Howard
:
No, no, look at my fingers. They're like Vienna
sausages.
-Penny
：
Sounds
like you have company.
-Leonard
: They're not going
anywhere.
So, you're coming home from
work. That's great. How was work
-Penny
：
Well, you
know, it's a Cheesecake Factory.
People
order cheesecake and I bring it to
them
…
-Leonard
: So you kind of act
like a carbohydrate delivery system.
-Penny
：
Yeah. Call
it whatever you want, I get my minimum wage.
Yeah. Um, anyways, I was wondering if
you could help me out with something. I've kinda
had...
-Leonard
: Yes.
-Penny
：
Okay,
great. I'm having some furniture delivered
tomorrow and I may not be here, so...
Oh. H
…
Hello. I'm
sorry
-Howard
: Haven't you
ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless
Russian
-Penny
：
No, I
haven't.
-Howard
: Get used
to it.
-Penny
：
Yeah. I
probably won't.
Hey
，
Sheldon. Hi
Hey, Raj. Still not talking to me, huh
-Sheldon
: Don't take it
personally, it's his pathology. He can't talk to
women.
-Howard
: He
can
’
t talk to attractive
women or in your case, a cheesecake scented
goddess.
-Leonard
: So
there's going to be some furniture delivered
-Penny
：
Yeah,
yeah. If it gets here and I'm not here tomorrow,
could you just sign for it
，
and have them put it in my apartment
-Leonard
: No problem.
-Penny
：
Great.
Here's my spare key. Thank you.
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Penny, wait.
Penny
，等等。
怎么
呃
...
如果你没别的计划，
要不来和我们一起吃泰国菜，还有超人电影马拉松
马拉松
哇噢，你们那儿有多少部超人电影
你开玩笑，对吧
我超喜欢那部，路易丝·莱恩从直升机上坠下。
超人嗖地一下过去接住她。
那是哪一部
就一部。
你知道那场景里，充斥着科学错误吧？
是啊，我知道，人类不能飞。
不，不，让我们假设人类可以。
路易
丝·莱恩以
32
英尺
/
秒平方的初始加速度急速坠落，
超人突然下降，用钢铁般的手臂接住她。
莱恩小姐此时大约速度在
120
英里
/
时，
猛撞上超人的手臂后，她会马上被切成三等分。
除非超人赶上她的速度并减速。
哪还有时间，先生
哪有时间
她离地面只有两英尺。
坦白讲，如果他真的爱她，就应该让她直接撞地。
那会是种更仁慈的死法。
抱歉，你全部的争论，都只是建立在一个假设上，
假设超人的飞行能力，是一种力量的特技。
你知道自己说什么吗
这一点是毋庸置疑的啊。
这是他跳跃高楼能力的延伸，
是他从太阳光中获取的能力。
你没发现问题吗
那他在夜里怎么飞行
哦，结合月球的日光反射，
以及氪星人皮肤细胞中贮存的能量。
我要回去洗个手先。
我那儿有
2600
本连环画册。
你敢不敢去找出，所谓的
氪星人皮肤细胞
< br>
的内容
接受挑战。我们被锁在外面了。
还有，漂亮女孩也走了。
房间在四楼，可是电梯坏了，
所以你们得
...
你们就这么走了
好吧，没事，谢谢。
我们自己搬上去吧。
我不这么想。
为什么不
呃，我们没有手推车，
没有升降运送带，也没有那么强悍的上肢力量。
我们不需要靠蛮力，我们是物理学家。
-Penny
：
Yeah
-Leonard
: Uh...If you don't
have any other plans,
do you want to
join us for Thai food and a Superman movie
marathon
-Penny
：
A
marathon Wow. How many Superman movies are there
-Sheldon
: You're kidding,
right
-Penny
：
I do
like the one where Lois Lane falls from the
helicopter
and Superman swooshes down
and catches her.
Which one was that
One
（其他人齐声说）
-Sheldon
: You realize that
scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy.
-Penny
：
Yes, I
know, men can't fly.
-Sheldon
: No, no. Let's
assume that they can.
Lois Lane is
falling, accelerating at an initial of 32 feet per
second.
Superman swoops down to save
her by reaching out two arms of steel.
Miss Lane, who is now traveling at
approximately 120 miles an hour,
hits
them and is immediately slice into three equal
pieces.
-Leonard
: Unless
Superman matches her speed and decelerates.
-Sheldon
: In what space, sir
In what space
She's two feet above the
ground.
Frankly, if he really loved
her, he'd let her hit the pavement.
It'd be a more merciful death.
-Leonard
: Excuse me, your
entire argument is predicated on the assumption
that Superman's flight is a feat of
strength.
-Sheldon
: Are you
listening to yourself
It is well
established that Superman's flight is a feat of
strength.
It is an extension of his
ability to leap tall buildings.
an
ability he derives from exposure to Earth's yellow
sun.
-Howard
：
And
you don't have a problem with that How does he fly
at night
-Sheldon
: Oh, a
combination of the moon's solar reflection
and the energy-storage capacity of
Kryptonian skin cells.
-Penny
：
I'm just
gonna go wash up.
-Leonard
:
I have 2,600 comic books in there.
I
challenge you to find a single reference to
Kryptonian skin cells.
-Sheldon
: Challenge
accepted. We're locked out.
-Raj
：
Also, the
pretty girl left.
-Leonard
:
Ok, her apartment's on the fourth floor but the
elevator's broken,
so you're gonna have
to...
Oh, you're just gonna be done
Okay. Cool. Thanks.
I guess we'll just
bring it up ourselves.
-Sheldon
: I hardly think so.
-Leonard
: Why not
-Sheldon
: Well, we don't
have a dolly,
or lifting belts or any
measurable upper-body strength.
-Leonard
: We don't need
strength-- we're physicists.
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We are the intellectual descendants of
Archimedes.
Give me a fulcrum and a
lever and I can move the Earth.
It's
just a matter of... I don't have this.
I don't have this! I do not have this!!
我们是阿基米德的精英后代。
给我一个杠杆，一个支点，我就能撬动地球。
可问题是
...
我没有。
我没有
!
我没有
!!
阿基米德会为你骄傲的。
你有办法吗
有，但都需要绿灯侠和能量指环
(
美
国漫画超级英雄
)
。
慢点
...
慢点
很好，现在我们弄成了斜面。
运上去所需的力度，按梯角的正弦值减少，
30
度角的话，就减少一半力气。
正好一半。
正好一半。
来推吧。
看，推动了，很容易。
一切都是数学原理。
遇到转角，你用什么公式
什么
好吧呃
...
没问题，你上来这儿帮我拉，然后转弯。
啊，地心引力，你真是无良的婊子。
你得明白，我们这儿所有的努力，
绝不可能增加你和那女人，发生性关系的几率。
男人为女人做事，并不是只求做爱予以回报。
那是对于，刚做过爱的男人来说。
我这么做，是想成为一个好邻居。
无论如何，这也绝不会降低几率啊。
快到了。快到了。快到了。
不，还没到。不，还没到。
对不起。
小心你的手指。
好的。
上帝啊我的手指
!
你没事吧
不，她
...
伟大凯撒的亡灵啊，看看这地方。
看
来
Penny
的房间有一点凌乱。
有一点凌乱
高次幂
< br>Mandelbrot
集的复杂数字，才叫有一点凌乱。
这简直是一团糟。
不好意思。
你解释下，一个餐具盘放
在沙发上，这样的组织系统能叫合理
吗
-Sheldon
: Archimedes would
be so proud.
-Leonard
: Do
you have any ideas
-Sheldon
:
Yes, but they all involve a green lantern and a
power ring.
-Leonard
:
Easy... easy.
Okay. Now we've got an
inclined plane.
The force required to
lift is reduced by the sine of the angle of the
stairs,
call it 30 degrees, so, about
half.
-Sheldon
: Exactly
half.
-Leonard
: Exactly
half.
Let's push..
Okay.
See, it's moving, this is easy.
It's
all in the math.
-Sheldon
:
What's your formula for the corner
-Leonard
: What Okay, uh...
Okay, yeah, no problem. Just come up
here, help me and turn.
-Sheldon
: Ah, gravity, thou
are a heartless bitch.
You do
understand that our efforts here will
in no way increase the odds of you
having sexual congress with this woman.
-Leonard
: Men do things for
women without expecting sex.
-Sheldon
: Those would be men
who just had sex.
-Leonard
:
I'm doing this to be a good neighbor.
In any case, there's no way it could
lower the odds.
-Leonard
:
Almost there. Almost there. Almost there.
-Sheldon
: No, we're not.
We
’
re not.
-Leonard
: I'm sorry.
-Sheldon
: Watch your
fingers. Watch your fingers.
-Leonard
: Yeah.
-Sheldon
: Oh, God, my
fingers!
-Leonard
: You okay
-Sheldon
: No, her... Great
Caesar's ghost, look at this place.
-Leonard
: So Penny's a
little messy.
-Sheldon
: A
little messy
The Mandelbrot set of
complex numbers is a little messy.
This
is chaos.
Excuse me.
Explain
to me an organizational system where a tray of
flatware on a couch is valid.
Now, I'm
just inferring that this is a couch
because the evidence s the coffee table
is having a tiny garage sale.
现在，我只是假设这是沙发，
因为证据显示，咖啡桌上正进行一场小型旧货出售。
你有没想过，并不是每个人都觉得必须要
...
归类、整理、
并将一切事物都贴上标签
没有想过。
-Leonard
: Did it ever occur
to you that not everyone has the compulsive need
to sort, organize
and label the entire
world around them
-Sheldon
:
No.
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The_Big_Bang_Theory_S01_E02
-Leonard
: Well, they don't.
Hard as it may be for you to believe,
most people don't sort their breakfast
cereal numerically by fiber content.
其实人们不这样，也许你很难相信，
大多数人并不用纤维量，去归类他们的芥麦早餐。
抱歉，但我认为我们都发现，有时那个很管用。
快点，我们得走了。
等一下。
你在干嘛
我在清理。
Sheldon
，这不是你的家。
这根本不能叫家，这是社会恶化的旋涡中心。
当易装癖住在这儿的时候，你就不计较他怎么糟蹋这的。
因为他的很完美。当你打开那男人的衣橱时，从左到右，依次
是女士
晚礼服、
女士短裙、然后是警察制服。
你去翻他的衣橱干什么
我帮他调试摄像头网线。
嘿，伙计们。
嘿，
< br>Penny
。
家具刚到，我们
搬上来
...
刚刚。
太好了，你们搬上楼来很费劲吧
不。
不
不。
不。
好了，我们出去了。
太好了，再次谢谢你们。
Penny
，我只是想让你知道，你没必要这样生活。
有我在呢。
他在说什么
说笑话。
我没听懂。
是啊，他讲不来笑话的。
Sheldon! Sheldon
哈罗
Sheldon!
嘘，嘘，<
/p>
Penny
在睡觉。
你疯了吗
你不能就这么闯进一间女人的公寓，深更半夜，还打扫整理。
我别无选择。
我没法睡着，明明知道
，我卧室外是客厅，客厅外是走廊，而
直接紧接走廊的是
...
这个。
你有没想过，万一
Penny
醒了，
该如何解释我们在这儿呢。
我刚就给了你一个合理解释。
不，不，你给了我一个解释。
可它的合理性，得由你的同伴陪审团来裁决。
别说笑了。我没什么同伴。
Sheldon
，我们得出去。
也许你得降低声调。
-Sheldon
: Excuse me, but I
think we've both found that helpful at times.
-Leonard
: Come on, we should
go.
-Sheldon
: Hang on.
-Leonard
: What are you doing
-Sheldon
: I'm straightening
up.
-Leonard
: Sheldon, this
is not your home.
-Sheldon
:
No, this is not anyone's home. This is a swirling
vortex of entropy.
-Leonard
:
When the transvestite lived here, you didn't care
how he kept the place.
-Sheldon
: Because it was
immaculate. I mean, you opened that man's closet,
it was left to right
evening gowns,
cocktail dresses, then his police
uniforms.
-Leonard
: What
were you doing in his closet
-Sheldon
: I helped him run
some cable for a web cam.
-Penny
：
Hey, guys.
-Leonard
: Oh, Hey, Penny.
This just arrived, we just brought this
up... just now.
-Penny
：
Great. Was
it hard getting it up the stairs
-Leonard
: No.
-Sheldon
:
-Leonard
: No.
-Sheldon
: No.
-Leonard
: Well, we'll get
out of your here.
-Penny
：
Okay,
great. Thank you again.
-Sheldon
: Penny...I just
want you to know that you don't have to live like
this.
I'm here for you.
-Penny
：
What's he
talking about
-Leonard
: It's
a joke.
-Penny
：
I
don't get it.
-Leonard
:
Yeah, he didn't tell it right.
-Leonard
: Sheldon
SheldonHello Sheldon!
-Sheldon
: Shh, Shh, shh.
Penny's sleeping.
-Leonard
:
Are you insane
You can't just break
into a woman's apartment in the middle of the
night and clean.
-Sheldon
: I
had no choice.
I
couldn't
sleep knowing that just outside
my
bedroom was
our living
room,
and
immediately
adjacent
to the hallway was... this.
-Leonard
: Do you realize
that if Penny wakes up,
there is no
reasonable explanation as to why we're here.
-Sheldon
: I just gave you a
reasonable explanation.
-Leonard
: No, no, you gave
me an explanation.
Its reasonableness
will be determined by a jury of your peers.
-Sheldon
: Don't be
ridiculous. I have no peers.
-Leonard
: Sheldon, we have
to get out of here.
-Sheldon
: You might want to
speak in a lower register.
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