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A Sly Murder
一宗狡猾的谋杀案
When
giving
a
lecture
about
the
significance
of
punctuation
,
the
academic
professor
was
interrupt
ed
and
arrest
ed
by
the
police
for
murdering his wife, a
receptionist
of a
kindergarten
. The police
found some
photos he
delete
d from their
e-
album
showing that they
used to have a
gay
life.
But,
fed up with
her
wrinkle
d face, he
murdered her instead of divorcing her
to avoid fortune
division
. He
cut
up
a kind of
seashell
with a
sharpen
ed knife,
and
hammer
ed it
into powder on a
skateboard
,
and made
at most
one gram,
which was enough to
accelerate
one’s
pulse
until he or she dies.
This kind of
poison
can
date
back
to
10,000
BC
when
people
rubbed
it
on
spear
s
to
kill
beast
s.
The
professor
mixed
the
poison
with
onion
,
water
melon
and
yogurt
for
his
wife.
Howl
ing
and
scratch
ing
her
chest,
she
felt
dizzy
and
died soon.
After
tentative
examination,
the
police
assume
d
she
died
of
heart
disease.
But
systematic
botanical
analyses
showed
that
the
watermelon
spit
on
the
messy
mat
and
the
quilt
was
poisonous.
Regardless
of
exhaustion
and
starvation
, the
acute
and
skilful
policemen used
radioactive
equipment to
make
People
applaud
ed
the
police
and
the
woman’s
family
can
look
ahead
with
relief
now.
那位
学院的
教授在发表关于
标点符号重要意义
的演讲时被警察<
/p>
打断
了,他
因谋杀自己的妻子
——
一位
幼儿园
的
接待员
——
而被
逮捕
。警察找到了一
些被他从电子
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里
删除
的照片,照片表明,他们曾经有过<
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快乐的
生活,
但是,因为
厌烦了
妻子
起皱
的脸,他杀死
她而不是和她离婚以避免离婚时
sure
the
category
of
the
poison.
Primitive
and
not
ample
as
their
alternative
equipment was, they got perfect
accuracy
somehow
.
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