幽默英语

全的包容和爱。

他的爱庆祝她的胜利，也抚平她的创伤。

不管生活的道路上遇到什么，

他们

始终同舟共济。

40

、

Upon receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, Mother Teresa said,

world peace? Go home and love your family.

特蕾莎修女在接受诺贝尔和平奖时说道：

“你能为促进世界和平做些什么呢？回家爱你的家

人吧。

还要爱你的朋友。爱他们无止境。

41

、

A Glass of Milk

一杯牛奶的温暖

One day, a poor boy who was trying to pay his way through school by selling goods door to door

found that he only had one dime left. He was hungry so he decided to beg for a meal at the next

house.

一天，

一个贫穷的小男孩为了攒够学费正挨家挨户地推销商品。

饥寒交迫的他摸遍全 身，

却

只有一角钱。于是他决定向下一户人家讨口饭吃。

However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he

asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so she brought him a large glass of milk.

He drank it slowly, and then asked,

然而，

当一位美丽的年轻女子打开房门的时候，

这个小男孩却有点不知 所措了。

他没有要饭，

只乞求给他一口水喝。

< br>这位女子看到他饥饿的样子，

就倒了一大杯牛奶给他。

男 孩慢慢地喝

完牛奶，问道：

“我应该付多少钱？”

don't

owe

me

anything,

she

replied.

has

taught

me

never

to

accept

pay

for

a

kindness.

house, he not only felt stronger physically, but it also increased his faith in God and the human

race. He was about to give up and quit before this point.

年轻女子微笑着回答：

“一分钱也不 用付。我妈妈教导我，施以爱心，不图回报。

”男孩说：

“那么 ，就请接受我由衷的感谢吧！

”说完，霍华德

-

凯利就离开了这户人家。此时的他不仅

自己浑身是劲儿，而且更加相信上帝和整 个人类。本来，他都打算放弃了。

Years later the young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent

her to the big city, where specialists can be called in to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly,

now famous was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came

from, a strange light filled his eyes. Immediately, he rose and went down through the hospital hall

into her room.

数年之后，

那位女子得了一种罕见的 重病，当地医生对此束手无策。最后，

她被转到大城市

医治，由 专家会诊治疗。大名鼎鼎的霍华德

-

凯利医生也参加了医疗方案 的制定。当他听到

病人来自的那个城镇的名字时，

一个奇怪的念 头霎时间闪过他的脑际。

他马上起身直奔她的

病房。

Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to

the consultation room and determined to do his best to save her life. From that day on, he gave

special attention to her case.

身穿手术服的凯利医生来到病房，

一 眼就认出了恩人。

回到会诊室后，

他决心一定要竭尽所

能来治好她的病。从那天起，他就特别关照这个对自己有恩的病人。

After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final

bill to him for approval. He looked at it and then wrote something on the side. The bill was sent

to her room. She was afraid to open it because she was positive that it would take the rest of her

life to pay it off. Finally she looked, and the note on the side of the bill caught her attention. She

read these words...

经过艰苦的努力，手术成功了。

凯利医生要求把医药费通知单送到他那里，

他看了一下，便

在通知单的旁边签了字。

当医药费通知单送到她的病房时，她不敢看。

因为她确信，治病的

费用将会花费她整个余生来偿还。最后，

她还是鼓起勇气，翻开了医药费通知单，

旁边的那

行小字引起了她的注意，她不禁轻声读了出来：

(Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly

“医药费已付：一杯牛奶。

”

(

签名

)< /p>

霍华德

-

凯利医生

Tears

of

joy

flooded

her

eyes

as

she

prayed

silently:

You,

God.

Your

love

has

spread

through human hearts and hands.

喜悦的泪水溢出了她的眼睛，她默默地祈祷着：

“谢谢你，上帝，你的爱已通过人类的心灵

和双手传播了。

”

42

、詹妮弗?巴塞特是一位经验丰富的教师和作家。她生活和工作在英国西南部的德文郡。

你相信有鬼吗？当然不会相信。

我们喜欢谈论鬼，

喜欢讲述关于鬼的故事，

但我们并非真的

相信有鬼??是不 是？

1880

年，在巴黎歌剧院发生了一件不可思议的事情：一个舞蹈演员在黑暗的走廊里遇

见了鬼。

它穿越墙壁来到她的面前，

它的脸上没有眼睛；

一个舞台工人看见一个穿黑色晚礼

服的男人，

但他却有 一个死人般的头颅，

黄色的面孔，并且没有鼻子；

人们听到另一 个房间

里有声音，而那个房间却是空的。

这就是歌剧的幽灵??

一个名叫盖斯顿?勒罗克斯的法国人最早创作了这个关于歌剧 院的幽灵的故事。他的书

很受欢迎，

1925

< br>年它被拍成一部美国无声电影，由著名演员朗?钱尼扮演幽灵。从那以后，

已经出 现了许多其他的电影和戏剧，

以及最近由安德鲁?劳埃德?韦伯创作的著名的英国音乐< /p>

片。

Jennifer Bassett is an experienced teacher and the writer. She lives and works in the Devon ,

in

the north west of English . You believe ghost? Certainly can not believe. We like discussing

the ghost, likes narrating about the ghost story, but we don

’

t really believe there is ghost ... ... Is

not?

In 1880, there has had an inconceivable matter in the Paris opera house: A dancer met the

ghost in the dark corridor. It passes through the wall to arrive her front, on its face does not have

the eye; A stage worker sees the man which puts on the black evening dress, but he actually has a

deceased person's head, decadent face, and does not have the nose; The people hears to another

room in the voiced sound, but that room actually is spatial.

This is the

phantom of the opera... ...

A

name

called

Gaston

Horrocks

to

force

Rocks

the

French

most

early

to

create

this

about the opera house spirit story. His book receives very much welcome, in 1925 it is cranked up

an American silent film, is bright by the renowned actor Lon Chaney

acts the spirit. From then

on, already appeared many other movies and the play, as well as recently famous British musical

which was created by Andrew Lloyd Webber .

43

、

Class, Lass and Ass

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote some words

on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow.

A

student,

seeing

his

chance

to

display

his

sense

of

humor

after

reading

the

notice,

walked

up

and

erased

the

c

in

the

word

class.

The

Professor

noticing

the

laughter,

wheeled

around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased--calmly walked

up and erased the l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.

班级、情人和蠢驴

汤姆教 授打算第二天与他的学生见面，因此他在黑板上写道：

“汤姆教授明天将和

大家见面”

。

一位学生看到这条通知后，

觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了，

就走上前，

将

“

class

”

中的

“

c

”

擦掉，

将意思变为

“汤姆教授明天将和情妇见面”