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简单英语演讲稿带翻译
简单英语演讲稿带翻译
finding jesus
小强尼
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寻找耶稣
a sunda
shool teaher is onerned that his students might
be a little onfused about jesus, so he
asks his lass, here is
jesus toda?
steven raises his hand and sas, he's in heaven.
mar ansers, he's in m heart. little
johnn aves his hand
furiousl and blurts
out, he's in our bathroom! the surprised
teaher asks little johnn ho he knos
this. ell, little johnn
sas, ever
morning, m father gets up, bangs on the bathroom
door and ells 'jesus hrist, are ou
still in there?!'
一名主日
学校的老师担
心他的学生们有可能对耶稣感到困惑，于是他问他的学
生们：
“耶稣今天在哪里？”斯蒂芬举起他的手，说道：
“他在天堂。”玛丽回答：
“他在我心里。”小强尼用力挥了挥手，脱口而出：
“他在我们浴室里！”大吃一惊的老师问小强尼他怎么知道这
个。“这个
嘛，”小强尼说：
“每天早上，我父亲起床后，都会敲浴室的
门喊着
?
基督
-
耶稣，
你还在里面啊？?”
little johnn kno it all
小强尼什么都知道
little
johnn asks his mother her replies,
gentlemen don't ask ladies that
question. johnn then asks his
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mother ho muh she his mother replies,
gentlemen
don't ask ladies that
question. the bo then asks, h did dadd
leave ou? to this, the mother sas, ou
shouldn't ask that, and
sends him to
his the a, johnn trips over his mother's
purse. hen he piks it up, her driver's
liense falls
runs bak into the room. i
kno all about ou no. ou are 36 ears
old, eigh 127 pounds and dadd left ou
beause ou got an 'f' in
sex!
小强尼问他母亲的年龄是多少。她回答道：
< br>“绅士们是不会问女士们这个问题的。”于是强尼问他母亲她的
体重是多少。他的
母亲再一次回答：
“绅士们是不会问女士们这个问题的。”于是这孩纸问：
“为什么爸爸离开了你？”对于这个问题，这位母亲说：
“你不应该问这个问题。”然后把他送回他自己的房间。在走的
时候
，强尼被他母亲的钱包绊倒。当他把钱包捡起来的时候，她的驾
照掉了出来。强尼跑回母
亲的房间说：
“现在关于你的问题我都知道答案了。你
36
岁了，体重
127
磅，
还有爸爸离开你的原因是因为你在
sex
上的考评是
f
！”（
got
an 'f'
in
sex
，孩纸啊，你想歪了，那是“性别：
女”啊……）
little
johnn definite definition
小强尼
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肯定的定义
the
preshool teaher sas, e're going to do voabular
toda.
ho an use the ord 'definitel' in
a sentene? mar raises her
hand and
exlaims, me me me! the teaher sas, go ahead, hat's
the sentene?mar replies, the sk is
definitel blue. that's
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good, mar, sas
the teaher, but the sk an also be gra or hite.
sam raises his hand and states, grass
is definitel green. the
teaher sas,
that's good, sam, but grass an be bron, too.
little johnn raises his hand and asks,
do farts have lumps in
them?
the teaher sas, no johnn, h do ou ask
that? little johnn
replies, ell, i
definitel sh*t m pants.
幼儿园老师说：
“我们今天要做词汇
题了。谁能在句子里运用“肯定”这个
词？”玛丽举了手大声说：
“我我我！”老师说：
“你说吧，什么句子？”玛丽回答：
“天空肯定是蓝蓝的。”“回答得不错，玛丽”老师点评道：
“但天空也可能是灰色或者白色的。”山姆举手说道：
“草地肯定是绿色的。”老师说：
“
回答得不错，山姆，但是草地也可能是棕色的。”小强尼举手
问道：
“屁会结成块儿吗？”老师说：
“不会的，强尼，你为什么问这个问题？”小强尼回答：
“好吧，我“肯定”大便在裤裆里了。”
经同意转载自：
第二篇：
英语演讲稿范文带翻译
e are
the orld ,e are the future
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someone said
e are reading the first verse of the first
hapter of a book, hose s are infinite .
i don t kno ho rote
these ords, but i
ve alas liked them as a reminder that the
future an be anthing e ant it to be. e
are all in the
position of the farmers.
if e plant a good seed ,e reap a
good
harvest. if e plant nothing at all, e harvest
nothing at
all.
e are oung.
ho to spend the outh? it is a meaningful
question. to anser it, first i have to
ask hat do ou
understand b the ord
outh? outh is not a time of life, it s a
state of mind. it s not a matter of ros
heeks, red lips or
supple knees. it s
the matter of the ill. it s the freshneof
the deep spring of life.
a
poet said to see a orld in a grain of sand, and a
heaven in a ild floer, hold infinit in
the palm of our hand,
and eternit in an
hour. several das ago, i had a hane to
listen to a leture. i learnt a lot
there. i d like to share
it ith all of
ou. let s sho our right palms. e an see three
lines that sho ho our and life is. i
have a short
line of life.
hat about ours? i ondered hether e ould
see our future in
this a. ell, let s
make a fist. here is our future?
here
is our love, areer, and life? tell , it is in
our hands. it is held in ourselves.
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e all ant the future to be better than
the past. but the
future an go better
itself. don t r beause it is over, smile
beause it happened. from the past, e ve
learnt that the life
is tough, but e
are tougher. e ve learnt that e an t hoose ho
e feel, but e an hoose hat about it.
failure doesn t mean ou
don t have it,
it does mean ou should do it in a different a.
failure doesn t mean ou should give up,
it does mean ou must
tr harder.
as hat i said at the beginning, e are
reading the first
verse of the first
hapter of a book, hose s are infinite .
the past has gone. nothing e do ill
hange it. but the future
is in front of
us. believe that hat e give to the orld, the
orld ill give to us. and from toda on,
let s be the oners of
ourselves, and
speak out e are the orld, e are the future.
世界是我们的，未来是我们的
一些人说
我们正在读一本无穷的书中的第一章的第一节。
我不
知道谁写了这些话，但是我一直很喜欢它，因为它提醒了
我，我们能够创造我们想要的未来。
我们都是农夫。如果我们播下好的种子，我们将会丰收。如果我
们的种子很差
，有很多草籽，收割的将是无用的庄稼。如果我们什么
也不播种，什么收获也没有。
我们是年轻的。
怎样度过青春？
这是个有意义的问题
。为了去
回答它，我首先要问
从
青春
这个词中你能理解到什么？
青春不是
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人生的一个时期，而是精神的一种
状态。青春不是桃面、丹唇、柔
膝，而是深沉的意志，。青春是生命的深泉在涌流
.
一位诗人说
从
一粒沙看世界，从一朵花看天堂，把无限放在你的
手掌，永恒在一刹那里收藏
。几天前，我有了一个听讲座的机会，从
中我学
到了很多东西。现在，我想把这些与大家共享。让我们伸出右
手，我们可以看到手掌中的
展示我们的爱，事业和生活的三条线。我
在生活方面这条线很短，那你们的呢？我想知道
我们是否可以用这种
办法去看我们的未来。好的，让我们一起握拳。我们的未来在哪儿？
我们的爱、事业和生活在哪儿？告诉我！是的，它们就在我们的手
中。它们被我们自己掌握着。
我们所有人都希望未来能比过
去更美好，但是未来能自己变得更
好。不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
从过去来看，
生活是艰苦的，但我们是更坚强。我们知道我们不能选择感觉，但是
我们能选择和它相关的东西。失败并不意味着你不拥有成功，它只意
味
着你应该用另一种方式去做这件事。失败并不意味着你应该放弃，
只意味着你应该更加努
力。
正如我在前面所说的
我们正在读一本无穷的书中的第一章的第一
节。
过去的已经过去，无论我们无力改变，但是未来却在我们前方。
相信
我们给了世界什么，世界也将给我们
。并且从今天起，让我们
一起做我们自己的主人，一起大声说出
世界是我们的，未来是我们
的。
第三篇：
简单的英语寓言故事带翻译
简单的英语寓言故事带翻译：
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小马过河
the simple
english fable
：
a
little horse rossing the river
there
are an old horse and a little horse on a farm. one
da the old horse asks the little horse
to send the heat to
the mill. the
little horse is ver happ. he arries the heat
and runs toard the mill. but there is a
river in front of the
little horse. he
stops and does not kno hat to do next. just
then aunt o is passing b.
the little horse asks, “aunt o, please
tell me. an i
ross the river
”
aunt o ansers, “it is not
deep, ou an ross it.”
hen
the little horse begins to ross the river, a
little
squi
rrel shouts at
him, “little horse, don't ross it, ou ill
be droned. esterda one of m friends as
droned in this
river.”
the little horse is ver afraid. finall
he deides to go
home and ask his
mother.
the old horse asks, “h do ou
take the heat bak hat's
rong
ith ou m hild.”
the little horse ansers sadl, “there is
a river in front
of me. aunt o said it
as not deep. but the little squirrel
said it as deep. hat shall i do
”
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the old horse
sas, “m hild, ou should tr to ross the
river b ourself. if ou do not tr, ho do
ou kno the river is
deep or not
”
the little horse arries
the heat and returns to the
riverside.
at last, he sueeds in rossing the river. no, he
knos ho deep the river is.
简单的英语寓言故事带翻译：
小马过河
农场里有一只老马和一只小
马，一天老马叫小马把麦子送到磨
房。小马很开心，扛起了小麦就跑向了磨房。可有一条
河挡住了去
路，他停了下来不知如何是好，正在这时，奶牛大婶过
来了。
小马问：
“奶牛大婶，请告诉我，我能趟过这条河吗？”
奶牛大婶答道：
“不深，你能过去。”
正当小马开始过河时，一只小松鼠朝他大喊：
“小马，不要过河，你会淹死的。昨天我的一位朋友就在这河淹
死了。”
小马非常害怕，最后决定回家问问妈妈。
老马问：
“你为什么又把小麦扛回来了？你怎么了？我的孩子。”
小松鼠委屈地回答：
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“有一条河挡住我的去路。奶牛大婶说它不深，可小松鼠说它
深
。我该听谁的呀？”
老马说：
“孩子，你应该自己试试，如果不试，你怎么知道河的深浅？”
小马驮着小麦又回到了河边。最后，他成功地渡过了河。他终于
知道河有多深了。
第四篇：
英语关于健康演讲稿——
health
的重要
性带翻译
“英语关于健康演讲稿——
health
的重要性带翻译”来自
there
are man people ho think that ealth is
better than health. i
used to think so
until one da i read a stor about hoard
hughes. he as an amerian billionaire ho
got anthing he anted.
hoever, in the
last tent ears of his life, his health began
to deteriorate and he as miserable. he
had the best dotors
and nurses. hoever,
he ould still find no relief. i realized
that health is orth all the mone in the
orld. if ou have
millions of dollars
but our health is poor, ou ill not be
able to do hat ou ant to do. so i ould
like to sa don’t hurt
ourself tring to
make mone. instead take are of our bod and
be happ ith hat ou do have. health is
more important.
hih is more important,
health or ealth? it is a hot topi
among
people. i an hardl anser this question. i didn’t
realize that health is more imporant
until i sa a
businessman’s real life.
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a suessful
businessman, one of m father’s friends,
devoted himseff to his business. he
orks from morning to
night ever da.
there is no eekends in his mind. he often sas,
is ill. though he has a lot
of mone, he an do nothing but lie
in
the hospital’s bed.
so i
think health is more
important than eal
th“英语关于
健康演讲稿——
health
< br>的重要性带翻译”来自
. people an do
nothing if the are alas in poor health,
let alone happiness.
no matter e are
rih or not, e an not ignore the importane of
health.
中文翻译：
很多人都认为财富宫比健康更重要。在读到
hoard hug
hes
的故事
之前，我也是这么认为的。
hoard hughes
是美国的一个亿万富翁，能
得到他
想得到的任何东西。但是在他生命最后的二十年中，他的身体
变得很糟糕，他很悲惨。他
有最好的医生和护士，但仍得不到解脱。
我意识到在这个世界上，好的身体抵得上所有的
金钱。因为即使你有
百万美元但身体糟糕，也不能做你想做的事情。因此我想说的是关心
你的身体，对你所拥有的一切感到高兴，不要为挣钱损害你的身体。
健康更重要。
健康和财富哪个更重要
< br>?
这是人们常爱谈论的一个话题。我以前回
答不出这个问
题，但是现在从一个商人的真实生活中我意识到健康更
重要。
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