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婚姻
Marriage (Negative)
All marriages
are happy. It's living together afterwards that is
difficult.
--
Anonymous
He
believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So
after the wedding he
plans to quit his
job.
--
Anonymous
It's
not as great a day for the bride as she thinks.
She's not marrying the
best man.
-- Anonymous
Marriage is a
romance in which the hero dies in the first
chapter.
--
Anonymous
Marriage is a three ring
circus
：
engagement
ring
，
wedding
ring
，
and
suffering.
-- Anonymous
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss.
Ergo......
--
Anonymous
Marriage is like a box of chocolates.
You have to squeeze a few bottoms to
make sure you like what you are
getting.
--
Anonymous
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you
get used to it
，
it's not so
hot.
--
Anonymous
Marriage is like a violin. After the
music is over
，
you still
have the
strings.
-- Anonymous
Marriage is the only war in
which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous
It is always
incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever
refuse an
offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen
Marriage is low
down
，
but you spend the rest
of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins
The world has suffered more
from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than
from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce
MARRIAGE
，
n.
The
state
or
condition
of
a
community
consisting
of
a
master
，
a mistress and two
slaves
，
making in
all
，
two.
-- Ambrose
Bierce
，
The Devil's
Dictionary
，
1911
In the blithe days of
honeymoon
，
With Kate's allurements
smitten
，
I lov'd her
late
，
I lov'd her
soon
，
And call'd her dearest
kitten.
But now
my kitten's grown a cat
，
And cross like
other wives.
O
！
By my soul my
honest Mat
，
I fear she has nine lives.
-- James
Boswell
，
Life of Johnson
Insurance
is
like
marriage.
You
pay
，
pay
，
pay
，
and
you
never
get
anything
back.
-- Al
Bundy
，
character on
，
Nothing says lovin' like marrying your
cousin
！
-- Al
Bundy
，
character on
，
I hate work. That's why I got married.
--
Peg Bundy
，
character on
，
U.S.
television show
In matrimony
，
to
hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler
If variety is
the spice of life
，
marriage
is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson
If you are
afraid of loneliness
，
don't
marry.
--
Chekhov
Marriage is an
adventure
，
like going to
war.
-- G. K.
Chesterton
The
most
happy
marriage
I
can
imagine
to
myself
would
be
the
union
of
a
deaf
man to a blind woman.
-- S. T.
Coleridge
Marriage
is like
a bank account.
You
put it
in
，
you
take it
out
，
you lose
interest.
-- Irwin Corey
I've sometimes thought of
marrying
，
and then I've
thought again.
-- Noel Coward
Marriage is a matter of give and
take
，
but so far I haven't
been able to
find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley
I'd
marry
again
if
I
found
a
man
who
had
15
million
and
would
sign
over
half
of it
to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be
dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis
Keep your eyes wide open before
marriage
，
and half shut
afterwards.
--
Benjamin Franklin
Where
there
is
marriage
without
love
，
there
will
be
love
without
marriage.
-- Benjamin
Franklin
Love
is the dawn of marriage
，
and
marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying
A man is
incomplete until he is married. After
that
，
he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa
Gabor
I'm
an
excellent
housekeeper.
Every
time
I
get
a
divorce
，
I
keep
the
house.
-- Zsa Zsa
Gabor
Love
is
an
ideal
thing
，
marriage
a
real
thing
；
a
confusion
of
the
real
with
the
ideal never goes unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von
Goethe
Thank
heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single
man.
--
Samuel
Goldwyn
，
immigrant-turned-famous-movie-
producer
，
when
told
his
son was
getting married
Love is blind and marriage is the
institution for the blind.
-- James Graham
I don't think I'll get married again.
I'll just find a woman I don't like
and
give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard
Marriage
is
a
great
institution
，
but
who
wants
to
live
in
an
institution
？
-- Marx
Groucho
，
the film
If
you
want
to
sacrifice
the
admiration
of
many
men
for
the
criticism
of
one
，
go ahead
，
get
married.
--
Katharine Hepburn
Bigamy
is
one
way
of
avoiding
the
painful
publicity
of
divorce
and
the
expense
of alimony.
-- Oliver
Herford
Wedding
is destiny
，
and hanging
likewise.
--
John Heywood
It
is amazing at how small a price may the wedding
ring be placed upon a
worthless
hand
；
but
，
by
the
beauty
of
our
law
，
what
heaps
of
gold
are
indispensable
to take it off
！
-- Douglas
Jerold
，
1858
Marriage has many
pains
，
but celibacy has no
pleasures.
--
Samuel Johnson
I don't worry about terrorism. I was
married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison
Marriage is a
lottery
，
but you can't tear
up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles
Many
a
man
in
love
with
a
dimple
makes
the
mistake
of
marrying
the
whole
girl.