高中英语《Frinds老友记》第5季中英文对照完整剧本501

501 The One After Ross Says Rachel

[Scene:

Ross’s

Wedding,

continued

from

last

season,

the

Minister

is

about to marry Ross and Emily.]

Minister:

Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today

the

joyous

union

of

Ross

and

Emily.

(Time

lapse)

Now

Ross,

repeat

after

me. I Ross...

Ross:

I Ross...

Minister:

Take thee, Emily...

Ross:

Take

thee,

Rachel...(All

his

friends

have

looks

of

shock

on

their

faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight

chuckle.) Emily.

Minister:

(Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.)

Uhh...Shall I go on?

Rachel:

(To the woman sitting in front of her) He-he said Rachel,

right? Do you think I should go up there?

Emily:

Yes, yes, do go on.

Minister:

I think we’d better start again. Ross, repeat

after me.

I, Ross…

Ross:

I, Ross…

Minister: Take thee, EM-I-

LY…

Ross:

Take thee, (Glares at the Minister)

Emily

. (Chuckles) Like

there’d be anybody else. (Emily is glaring at him.)

Minister:

As

my

lawfully

wedded

wife,

in

sickness

and

in

health,

till

death parts us.

Ross:

As my lawfully wedded wife, in si

ckness and in health, until

death parts us. Really, I do. Emily. (Points at her.)

Minister:

May I have the rings? (He is given the rings) Emily, place

this

ring

on

Ross’s

finger

as

a

symbol

of

your

bond

e

verlasting.

(She

jams

the

ring

onto

his

finger)

Ross,

place

this

ring

in

Emily’s

hand

as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever.

Ross:

Happy too.

Minister:

Ross and Emily have made their declarations and it gives

me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife.

Ross:

Yay!

Minister:

You may kiss the bride.

(He goes to kiss her, but she isn’t very receptive of the kiss. She

keeps

avoiding

him,

until

Ross

finally

gets

to

kiss

her

on

her

cheek.)

Mrs. Geller:

(To Mr. Geller) This is worse than when he married the

lesbian.

(The band starts to play, and the recessional starts. Ross tries to

take Emily’s hand, but she snatches it away from him.)

Emily:

Just keep smiling.

Ross:

Okay.

Joey:

Well, that went well. Yeah.

Chandler:

It could’ve been worse, he could’ve shot her.

(Ross and Emily make it to the lobby.)

501

罗斯说漏嘴以后

亲友们，今天我们很高兴

能分享罗斯与艾蜜莉结合的喜悦

现在，罗斯请跟着我复述

我，罗斯

要迎娶艾蜜莉

要迎娶瑞秋

艾蜜莉

还要继续吗

?

他说

< br>

瑞秋

，对吗

?

我应该站上去吗

?

是的，请继续

我想我们重来吧

罗斯，请覆颂

我，罗斯

要迎娶

艾

-

蜜

-

莉

要迎娶艾蜜莉

这里又没别人

成为我合法妻子

无论病痛

至死不渝

成为我合法妻子

无论病痛

至死不渝

我真的会，艾蜜莉

戒指

艾蜜莉，请给罗斯带上戒指

代表两人从此合为一体

罗斯，请给艾蜜莉带上戒指

代表两人永无止尽的爱

乐意之至

罗斯与艾蜜莉已经宣示

我很高兴在此宣布他们成为夫妻

你可以亲吻新娘

这比他娶那个同性恋更糟

保持微笑

好吧

一切还好啊

可以更糟，他可以拿枪杀了她

刚才真是有趣，对不

?

你毁了一切

拜托

...

根本是恶梦一场

麻烦小声一点

...

外面都是我的亲友

叫我怎么见人

?

Ross:

(laughs) That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasn’t it?

(Emily gives him a forearm shot across the stomach.)

Opening Credits

[Scene:

The

Wedding

reception,

Ross

and

Emily

are

in

the

bathroom

and

Emily

is

yelling

at

him.

Rachel,

Chandler,

Joey,

and

Monica

are

standing outside the doorway.]

Emily:

(Yelling

from

inside

the

bathroom)

You’ve

spoiled

everything!

It’s like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can

I face them?! How can you do this to me?!

Joey:

(To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily,

we still get cake right?

Ross:

(exiting the bathroom) That-that-

that’s all right, no honey,

you take your time sweetie. I’ll be right out here. (She slams the

door in his

face, to the gang) She’s just fixing her makeup.

Emily:

I hate you!!

Ross:

And, I love you!! (He walks into the living room)

Mr. Geller:

Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?

Ross:

That’s true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing!

Huh?

Hey,

this

is

a

party!

Come

on!

Joey,

dance!!

(He

starts

to

dance

but stops when no one else joins him.)

(Mrs. Waltham’s phone rings and she answers it.)

Mrs. Waltham:

Yes, Waltham interiors.

Phoebe:

(On

the

phone,

in

New

York)

Uh,

hello,

this

is

Ross

Geller

’s

personal physician, Dr. Philange.

Mrs. Waltham: Who?

Phoebe:

Yeah, I’ve discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain

medicine, uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh women’s

names are interchangeable, through- through no fault of his own.

Mrs. Waltham:

Oh my God, Phoebe.

Phoebe:

No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!

(Mrs. Waltham hangs up on her.)

Phoebe:

Hello?

(Cut to Chandler and Monica at the buffet table.)

Chandler: Hey.

Monica: Hey.

Chandler:

Oh wow, I hope you don’t take

this the wrong way but, I

know

we

had

plans

to

meet

up

tonight

and,

ugh,

I’m

just

kinda

worried

about what it might do to our friendship.

Monica:

I know. How could we have let this happen?

Chandler:

Seven times!

Monica:

Ugh! Well, y’know, we were away…

Chandler:

In a

foreign

, romantic country…

Monica:

I blame London.

Chandler:

Bad London! (Takes a spoon and smacks the turkey.)

Monica:

So look umm, while we’re st

-still in London, I mean, we can

keep doing it right?

Chandler:

Well, I don’t see that we have a choice. But, when we’re

back home, we don’t do it.

门外有其他人

你怎能这样对我

?

拜托，小声点

不管他们俩人怎样

还是有结婚蛋糕吃，对吗

?

没

...

没事的

你慢慢冷静下来，我就在门外

她只是在补妆而已

我恨你

!!

我也爱你

!!

你真会挑时间说错名字

是啊，谢了，老爸

大家应该跳舞啊

这是个派对

!!

乔依，跳舞

!!

你好，华氏设计

你好，我是罗斯的心理医生

费兰基医生

谁

?

罗斯忘了带他的头脑药

所以罗斯会记错女人的名字

所以这不是他的错

天啊，是菲碧

不是菲碧，是费医生

你也有这毛病

我希望你不要会错意

我知道我们今天晚上要碰面

我只是担心会影响我们的友谊

我知道

我们怎么会让此事发生

?

七次

!

要知道，我们在国外

在一个很罗曼蒂克的异乡

都是伦敦的错

坏伦敦

!

不过，我们既然还在伦敦

我们就可以继续做，对吗

?

我想我们没得选择

但是一回家就不能做了

只能在这里

我看到下面有个酒窖

两分钟后在那里见

好的

莫妮卡，我要问你一件事

现在

?

罗斯在圣坛上说了我的名字

我不能装做没看见啊

我不知道

Monica:

Only here.

Chandler:

Y’know, I saw a wine cellar downstairs…

Monica:

I’ll meet you there in two minutes.

Chandler: Okay!

(He

throws

down

his

plate

and

runs

to

the

wine

cellar,

Monica

is

about

to follow him but is intercepted by Rachel.)

Rachel:

Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.

Monica:

(impatiently) Now?

Rachel:

Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just can’t

pretend that didn’t happen can I?

Monica:

Oh, I-

I don’t know.

Rachel:

Monica, what should I do?

Monica:

Just uh, do the right thing. (Uses some breath spray)

Rachel: What?

Monica:

Toe

the

line.

Thread

the

needle.

Think

outside

the

box!

(Tries

to leave, but is stopped by Rachel.)

Rachel:

Whoa,

wait,

listen,

I

think

I’m

just

gonna

talk

to

Ross

about

what he think it meant.

Monica:

Wait.

Rachel,

no,

he’s

married.

Married!

If

you

don’t

realize that, I can’t help you.

Rachel:

Okay, you’re right. You’re right. You can’t help me.

(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)

Mrs. Geller:

Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?

Mr. Waltham:

(walking by) Yes.

Mr. Geller:

Oh yeah, well who serves steak when there’s no place to

sit, I mean how are you supposed to eat this?

Joey:

Hey,

what’s

up?

(He

has

solved

the

problem

of

eating

the

steak,

he’s eat

ing it with his hands.)

(Cut to Monica and Chandler, Monica is running up to him.)

Monica:

Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?

Chandler:

Forget it, that’s off.

Monica: Why?!

Mr. Waltham:

(drunkenly) The next tour of the wine cellar will plan

in two in-

in minutes…

(Joey walks up to them.)

Monica:

Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldn’t

eat meat until she has the babies!

Joey:

Well,

I

figured

we’re

in

another

country,

so

it

doesn’t

count.

Monica:

That’s true.

Chandler:

The man’s got a point.

(Cut to Rachel and Ross.)

Rachel:

Oh, hi

!

Ross: Hi!

Rachel:

Hi. Sorry, things aren’t working out so well.

Ross:

Oh no! It could be better, but it’s gonna be okay, right?

Rachel:

Oh

yeah!

Of

course, I

mean,

she’s

gonna

get

over

t

his,

y’know?

I

mean,

so

you

said

my

name!

Y’know

you

just

said

it

‘cause

you saw me there, if you’d have seen a circus freak, you would’ve

莫妮卡，我该怎么办

?

做正确的事

什么

?

就事论事，按部就班，置身事外

!

等等，听着

我想我要去问罗斯他的想法

什么

?

等一下

瑞秋，不行，他结婚了

结婚了

如果你不认清这点，我帮不上忙

你是对的

你帮不上忙

杰克，是我们的错吗

?

我们是坏父母吗

?

是的

是吗

?

是谁没座位还让我们吃牛排

?

你要我们怎么吃嘛

怎么样

?

你去哪里了

?

我们不是要在酒窖碰面吗

?

算了，放弃吧

为什么

?

酒窖下次参观在两分钟后

...

乔依，你在干嘛

?

你答应菲碧要吃素到孩子出生

我想既然在国外就不算了

也对

他说的有道理

真遗憾出了些状况

没有，事情会好转的

一切都会没事，对吧

?

当然，她会没事的

我是说，你只是说出了我的名字

只是因为你看到了我

如果你看到的是个疯子

你会说

我要迎娶疯子

那不代 表什么

只是个小误会，没什么的

是吧

?

当然不

代表什么

我能了解艾蜜莉以为会有什么

因为那是你的名字

但真的没有什么

真的没有

!

没有

!

罗斯，乐队在等新人的第一支舞

乐队准备好了

?

我们一定得听乐队的，对吗

?

said,

it’s just a mistake. It didn’t mean anything. Righ

t?

Ross:

No! No! Of course it didn’t mean anything! I mean, uh well,

I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, y’know,

because-

because it was you…

Rachel:

Right…

Ross:

But it absolutely didn’t. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It

didn’t!! It

didn’t!!

Joey:

(approaching) Ross, hey, the band’s ready outside for your

first dance with Emily, so…

Ross:

(sarcastic) Oh! Oh-

oh, the band’s ready! Well, I

-I-we gotta

do what the band says

—I don’t care about the stupid band!!

Joey:

You spit on me man! (Wipes his face.)

Ross:

Look, I’m sorry.

Joey:

Emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?

Rachel:

(laughs) Y’know when I locked myself in the bathroom at my

wedding,

it

was

because

I

was

trying

to

pop

the

window

out

of

the

frame.

Ross:

Oh, right!

Rachel:

Get th

e hell out of there, y’know?

(They

all

start

laughing,

and

quickly

stop

when

they

realize

what

she

just said and run over to the bathroom.)

Ross:

(Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? I’m coming in. (He

opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)

Rachel:

Well, look at that, same thing.

[Scene:

London

Marriott

,

Monica

and

Chandler

are

walking

to

her

room.]

Chandler:

Listen, in the middle of everything if I scream the word,

(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)

Monica:

Oh my God, Rachel! Hi!

Chandler:

Oh, hello Rachel.

Rachel:

Ross said my name. Okay?

My

name. Ross said my name up there

that obviously means that he still loves me! (They bot

h just stare

at

her.)

Okay,

don’t

believe

me,

I

know

I’m

right—

do

you

guys

want

to go downstairs and get a drink?

Chandler:

Yes, we do. But, we have to change first.

Monica:

Yes,

I

want

to

change.

And

why-

why

don’t

you

go

down

and

get

us a table?

Chandler:

Yeah, we’ll be down in like five

minutes.

Monica:

(elbows him) Fifteen minutes.

Rachel: Okay.

(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)

Rachel:

Hello? Oh, Pheebs! (To them) It’s Phoebe!

Chandler:

Oh, yay…

Monica:

Great…

Rachel: Hi!

Phoebe:

Hi, so what happened?

Rachel:

Well, Ross said my name.

Phoebe:

Yeah, I know, but I don’t think that means anything.

我才不管笨乐队怎么说

!

你吐我口水

!

对不起

艾蜜莉在里面好久了

当我婚礼把自己关起来时

我是在努力将窗户拆下

想办法逃出这里

艾蜜莉

...

我进来了

看吧，跟我一样

如果我突然大叫

好爽

装做没听见< /p>

天啊，瑞秋

你好，瑞秋

罗斯说了我的名字

我的名字，他说了我的名字

那表示他还深爱着我

信不信由你，我是对的

你们想下楼去喝一杯吗

?

好啊，但是我们得换衣服

我也想换衣服

你先下楼占位置

对，我们五分钟后下去

十五分钟

好

喂

?

是菲碧

好极了

发生什么事

?

罗斯说了我的名字

我知道，但是我想那没什么

好吧，菲碧

让我们很客观的看待此事

高一时，他迷上了我

高一暑假时，

他第一次看我穿两截式泳装

从此就迷恋上我

去我房间换衣服如何

?

我的衣服在

...

哇，你好美

...

没时间了

兄弟，让我进去

我带了个女孩子

我这里也有女孩子

才没有，我看到你跟莫妮卡进去

我们

..

我们在聊天

你说我们谁比较有机会上床呢

?

我想 我应该说

是你

我们正在一起看电影

Rachel:

Okay, Pheebs, y’know what, let’s look at this objectively

all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The

summer

after

ninth

grade

he

sees

me

in

a

two-piece

for

the

first

time,

his obsession begins to grow. So then…

Chandler:

(To

Monica)

Hey,

listen,

why

don’t

we

go

change

in

my

room?

Monica:

But my clothes are

—

ohh! (They both leave.)

(Cut to Chandler’s room, he opens the door slowly to see if Joey is

there and aft

er seeing that he isn’t, ushers Monica into the room,

closes the door, and the security bar.)

Chandler:

Wow, you look…

Monica:

No time for that!

(They both start to frantically rip each other’s clothes off, but

are interrupted when Joey tries to open the door.)

Joey:

Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!

Chandler:

Well, I’ve got a girl in here.

Joey:

No you don’t, I just saw you go in there with Monica!

Chandler:

Well, we’re

-

we’re hanging out in here!

Joey:

Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or

you?

Chandler:

Well, I suppose I’d have to say you!! But, what if we’re

watching a movie in here?

Monica:

Which

we

are,

and-

and

we

already

paid

for

it.

It’s

My

Giant

!

Joey:

My Giant

? I

love

that movie!

[Scene:

Ross

and

Emily’s

room,

Chand

ler

and

Monica

are

still

looking

for a place to do the deed.]

Monica:

You really think this is okay?

Chandler:

Well, Ross and Emily aren’t gonna use it.

Monica:

Oh, it’s so beautiful. Ohh! Y’know, I

-

I don’t know if I

feel right about this.

Chandler:

Oh Mon-Mon-Mon- Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The

room

expects sex. The

room

would be disappointed if it didn’t get

sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.

Monica: Okay!

Chandler: Okay!

(They both run to rip the covers off the bed, but are interrupted by

Ross.)

Ross:

(entering) Emily?!

Chandler:

Nope, not under here!

Monica:

You didn’t find her?

Ross:

No, I’ve looked everywhere!

Chandler:

Well, you couldn’t have looked everywhere or else you

would’ve found her!

Monica:

Yeah, I think you should keep looking!

Chandler:

Yeah, for about 30 minutes.

Monica:

Or 45.

Chandler:

Wow, in 45 minutes you can find her twice. (Monica smiles

at that.)

Ross:

No!

For

all

I

know,

she’s

trying

to

find

me

but

couldn’t

because

没错，已经付费看

< /p>

我的巨人

我的巨人

?

我好爱那部电影

这样真的可以吗

?

罗斯与艾蜜莉不会来了

好漂亮啊

我不肯定这样做是好的

莫妮

...

这是蜜月套房

一个必须有性的房间

如果没有房间会很失望

其他的蜜月套房会嘲笑它

好吧

!

艾蜜莉

?!

没有

!

不在这下面

!

你找到她了吗

?

没有，我到处找遍了

不可能，不然你就找到她了

我想你应该继续找

对，找个三十分钟

或四十五分钟

?

四十五分钟内你能找到她两次了

不，我猜想她正在找我

而我却一直在移动

现在起我要留在这里等她

时间很晚了

该走了

你们能陪我一下吗

?

我们明天得早起搭飞机

是啊，很大的飞机

好吧

但我们愿意陪你

谢谢

!

真的很感谢你们

但你不需要戳我屁股

还有一小时就要回纽约

我知道，我一直看着门

好像隔音很好的样子

不能这样，这太疯狂了

第一，他可能会醒来

第二