高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本821 The One With The Cooking Clas

821 The One With The Cooking Class

[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters

carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]

Ross:

Hey you guys I got some bad news. (He sets the stack of papers

down on the table.)

Phoebe:

Well that’s no way to sell newspapers. Why don’t you try,

Ross:

No,

Monica’s

restaurant

got

a

horrible

review

in

the

Post.

(They

all

gasp.)

I

didn’t

want

her

to

see

it,

so

I

ran

around

the

neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the

paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)

Joey:

Man,

this

is

bad!

And

I’ve

had

my

share

of

bad

reviews.

I

still

remember

my

first

good

one

though.

(Quoting)

else

in

this

production

of

Our

Town

was

simply

terrible.

Joey

Tribbiani

was

abysmal.

Monica:

(entering) Hey!

Chandler: Hey.

Monica:

(seeing the stack of newspapers) Oh my God! Look at all the

newspapers! It must be a good review! Is it great?!

Ross:

Umm…

Monica:

(reading) Oh dear God!

Ross:

But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever

know.

Monica:

What about the rest of Manhattan?!

Ross:

Yeah, they all know.

Monica:

Oh my God, this is horrible!

Chandler:

I’m so sorry.

Monica:

I’m so humiliated!

Rachel:

Yeah but y’know what they say Mon,

as bad press.

Monica:

You don’t think that umm, (reading)

was awful awful,

Rachel:

I didn’t write it.

Monica:

Is he right? Am I really

—

Am I awful?

All:

No!

Joey:

Yeah! Yeah Monica! You listen to me, okay? And I’m not

just

saying this because I’m your friend, I’m sayin’ it ‘cause it’s

the truth. You’re food is abysmal!

Opening Credits

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on

the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to

the bathroom.]

Rachel: Ross!

Ross:

(startling him) What?! What?

Rachel:

I am freaking out!

Ross:

Are ya?

Rachel:

My due date is in one week!

821

烹饪班

嘿，伙计们

有个坏消息

别想向我推销报纸，就算你叫：

“号外，号外，五个铜板两份报”

不，莫妮卡他们的餐馆

被报纸上批评的一塌糊涂

我不想让她看到

所以我把附近报摊的报纸都买回来了

噢，真是糟糕

我也有过这样的经历

不过我还清楚的记得第一则好的评论

“‘小镇’中所有的演出者无不糟糕，

乔伊

.

崔比昂尼更是‘令人侧目’”

嘿

...

哦，天哪。

这么多报纸

评论一定在褒奖我的，是吧？

呃

...

哦，上帝

好消息是附近两个街区没人读到

也不会知道

那曼哈顿的其他地方呢！

是，他们都会知道

哦，天哪，太糟糕了！

我很遗憾，亲爱的

我真倒霉

不过他们说

上面没有什么太坏的评价

你难道认为这个，呃

“厨师的鲯鳅鱼 烧的糟糕透了”是好的

评价？

又不是我写的

难道他是对的？

难道我真的糟糕透了？

不－

嘿，莫妮卡，听我说

我以前不说是因为我们是朋友

我现在要说是因为这是事实

你的手艺令人侧目

罗斯？！

什么！怎么？

我睡不着觉

是吗？

离预产期只有一个星期了

你这是在干吗？

Ross:

What are you doing up?

Rachel:

That is seven days!

Ross:

Okay look, I had a lot of water before I went to bed. Can we

do this

after…

Rachel:

(interrupting him) No-no-no-no-no Ross! Please, come on we

do not have any of the big stuff we need! We do not a changing table!

We do not have a crib! We do not have a diaper service!

Ross:

It’s funny you should mention diapers.

Rachel:

I’m

serious.

Ross:

Okay look, there’s nothing to worry about. We have plenty of

th

time. There’s a great baby furniture store on west 10

. Tomorrow,

we will go there and we will get you everything that you need. Okay?

Rachel:

Okay. Thank you. That’s great. Than

k you. Wait-wait! Where

th

on west 10

? Because there’s this really cute shoe store that has

like this little…

Ross:

(interrupting

her)

Okay.

Okay.

If

uh,

if

you’re

gonna

do

this,

then I’m gonna do that. (Points to the bathroom.) So… (Starts for

the bathroom.)

Rachel:

(stopping him) Oh, wait Ross! I’m sorry, one more thing!

Ross:

(annoyed) Yeah!

Rachel:

Umm, our situation. Y’know umm, what we mean to each other.

And

I

mean

we-

we’re

having

this

baby

together,

and

we

live

together.

Isn’t that, isn’t that weird

?

Ross:

(stunned) (thinks) Well uh…

Rachel:

I’m just kidding! You can go pee! (He does so in a hurry.)

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is cooking as Chandler looks

on.

Joey:

(entering)

Hey

uh

Monica,

I

can’t

remember.

Did

we

say

we

were

gonna meet here or at the movies?

Monica:

We said at the movies, but…

Joey:

Okay, I’ll see you there. (Starts to leave)

Monica:

Joey! (He returns) Now that you’re here…

Joey:

Sure,

I

can

hang

out

‘til

I

have

to

meet

ya.

(To

Chandler)

What

uh

—How come you’re not going?

Chandler:

I have a job interview I have to get ready for.

Joey:

I thought you already have a job.

Chandler:

And

people

say

you

don’t

pay

attention.

No,

this

is

a

much

better

job.

It’s

vice

-president

of

a

company

that

does

data

reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.

Joey:

Wow! How do you know how to do that?!

Chandler:

That’s what I do now.

Monica:

Hey Joey, come taste this.

Joey:

What is it?

Monica:

Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well… (Feeds

him a spoonful of what she

’s cooking.) I’m getting my revenge!

Joey:

You cooked him?

Monica:

No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School,

so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try

也就是七天！

好，听着，我在睡觉前喝了很多水

我们能等会儿再说吗？

不，不，不，不，罗斯

来嘛——我们还缺少很多东西

我们还没有婴儿架

我们还没有婴儿床

我们还没有买尿布

很有趣你提到了尿布

我是认真的

好，听着，没有什么可担心的

我们还有很多时间

“西十”店里有很多婴儿家具卖

明天 我们就去，你想买什么就买什么，好

么？

好。

谢谢。太好了，谢谢

等等，“西十”店在哪里？

有个很好的鞋店在

...

好，好，如果你都谈好了

那么我真的得去那个

...

噢，等等，罗斯。对不起还有一件事

什么？

呃，我们的关系，你知道

呃，我们相互之间的意义

还有，我的意思是我们将有孩子，你知道

还有我们住在一起

这是不是有点

...

有点怪？

那么，呃

...

开玩笑的，快去吧

嘿，呃，莫妮卡，我不记得

我们是说在这里还是在电影院碰头？

在电影院，不过

...

好，到时候见

乔伊

...

你都已经来了

...

当然，我能消磨时间到约定的钟点

你为什么不一起去？

我不行，我有个工作面试得准备

你不是已经有工作了吗？

大伙儿说话的时候你总是走神

是，但这是一个更好的工作

我应征的是副总裁的职位

做些数据处理方面的工作

哇噢

你什么时候学会做这些的？

我就是做这行的

嘿，乔伊，过来尝尝

这是什么？

my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot

wait to read the front page of

the Post tomorrow!

Monica.

Chandler:

The

front

page?

You

really

do

live

in

your

own

little

world,

don’t ya?

[Scene: The Baby Furniture Store, Ross and Rachel are checking out.]

Cashier:

Do you uh, want these things delivered Mr. and Mrs. Geller?

Rachel: Oh.

Ross: Oh.

Rachel:

No- no-

no! No, no, no, we’re not married.

Ross:

We are having a baby together, but we’re not involved. (The

cashier,

a

very

beautiful

woman,

looks

confused)

I

mean,

uh

we-we

were

seeing

each

other

a

while

ago,

but

then

we

were

just

friends.

And

then

there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes

stranger, we’d like this delivered please.

Cashier:

Why don’t you fill out this address card. (Hands him one.)

Ross:

Oh, okay.

Cashier:

I notice you picked out a lot of our dinosaur items.

Rachel:

Oh yeah! Actually, that’s one of the reasons why we’re not

a couple.

Ross:

I chose those, I’m a paleontologist.

Cashier:

Really?! That is so cool!

Rachel:

Oh. Oh yeah, don’t get t

o worked up over it. I mean it-it

sounds like he’s a doctor, but he’s not.

Cashier:

Oh

no-

no,

I’m

fascinated

by

paleontology.

Have

you

read

the

new Walter Alvarez book?

Ross:

Yeah! I-I teach it in my class.

Rachel:

Oh

my

God!

I’m

standing

at

a

cash

registe

r,

holding

a

credit

card, and I’m bored.

Cashier:

(looking at the completed address card) Oh, I love your

neighborhood. There’s a great gym right around the corner from your

building.

Ross:

That’s my gym.

Cashier:

I can tell you work out. (Ross is please and Rachel looks

at

him

confused.)

A

paleontologist

who

works

out,

you’re

like

Indiana

Jones. (Rachel has a disbelieving look on her face.)

Ross:

I

am

like Indiana Jones.

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters.]

Rachel:

Hi Pheebs!

Phoebe:

Hey! Oh, how did baby shopping go?

Rachel:

Oh, it was great! We got everything that we needed! Oh and

Ross, almost got something that wasn’t on the list. A whore.

Phoebe:

What?!

Rachel:

Well, we were paying for our stuff and this saleswoman just

started flirting with him.

Phoebe:

Well did she know you two weren’t married?

Rachel: Yeah.

Phoebe:

Oh my God! Well the idea of a woman flirting with a-with a

记得那个给我坏评论的家伙吗？

嗯

...

我现在报复他了

你炖了他？

不

他在一个烹饪学校教食物评论课

我们看电影前先去那里

让他再尝尝我的浓味鱼丸汤

噢，我都能想象到明天报纸的头条

“餐馆评论家承认

我误评莫妮卡了”

头版头条？

真是个生活在童话中的人

请问你们是否需要送货？

盖勒先生、盖勒太太

噢，不不不

不，我们没有结婚

我们将要有孩子，

但是我们并没有男女关

系

...

呃

.. .

我们过去是男女朋友

不过后来我们只是朋友

然后有一个喝醉的夜晚

...

也许该说：

“好，请送货”

请填写您的地址

哦，好

我注意到你们选了很多恐龙玩具

事实 上，

那些东西就是我们不是夫妻的原

因之一

是我选的，我是个古生物学家

真的吗？那很酷

噢，对，别太激动

我是说，听起来像医生，但是他不是

噢，不。我对古生物学十分着迷

你读 了沃尔特

（美国国家科学院地理学院

士）

的新书了吗？

我上课用它做教材

噢，天哪

我站在这里拿着信用卡

我等的累死了

噢，你住的地方不错

附近有个很不错的体育馆

我就在那儿锻炼

我会来找你一起去锻炼

一个参加锻炼的古生物学家

你简直像印地安那·琼斯

我的确像印地安那·琼斯

single man, we-we must alert the church elders!

Rachel:

You don’t understand! You didn’t see how brazen she w

as.

Phoebe:

Sounds like you’re a little jealous.

Rachel:

No! I’m not! I

-I-

I just think it’s wrong! It’s

-

it’s

that

I’m—Here I am about to pop and he’s out picking up some shop girl

at Sluts ‘R’ Us!

Phoebe:

Is that a real place? (Rachel’s stunned) Are they h

iring?

Chandler:

(entering) Hey Phoebe! (To Rachel) Fatty!

Phoebe:

Hey Chandler, why so fancy?

Chandler:

Well, I got a job interview. It’s kinda a

big deal too.

Its

a

lot

more

money

and

I’d be

doing

data reconfiguration

and

statistical factoring.

Phoebe:

Wait, I think I know someone who does that.

Chandler:

Me! I do that. So… Seriously, do I look okay? I’m little

nervous.

Rachel:

Oh yeah! You really

—

You look great.

Phoebe:

Yeah, just don’t get your hopes up.

Chandler:

Why not?

Phoebe:

Well, the interview…

Chandler:

What about it?

Phoebe:

Y’know! You don’t make a very good first impression.

Chandler:

(shocked) What?!

Phoebe:

Oh you don’t know.

Chandler:

Are you serious?!

Phoebe:

Yes,

when

I

first

met

you,

you

were

like,

blah,

blah.

I was like, shhh!

Chandler:

What is it that I do?

Phoebe:

Well it’s just like you’re trying too hard. Always making

jokes, y’know, you just—

You come off a little needy.

Chandler:

(To Rachel) Did you like me when we first met?

Rachel:

Chandler, I’m not gonna lie to ya, but I

am gonna run away

from you. (Gets up and hurries out.)

[Scene:

The

New

School,

Monica,

carrying

her

dish,

and

Joey

are

confronting the food critic.]

Monica:

Hi! Umm, I’m Monica Geller, I’m the chef at Alessandro’s.

The Food Critic: Still?

Monica:

I think the things that you said about me are really unfair,

and I would like for you to give my bouillabaisse another chance.

The

Food

Critic:

I

don’t

see

any

reason

why

I

would

do

that

to

myself

again.

Joey:

Either eat it, or be in it.

Monica:

Spoon?

(Hands

him

one

and

he

tastes

it.)

So,

what

do

you

think?

The

Food

Critic:

I’m

torn,

between

my

integrity

and

my

desire

to

avoid

a beating. But I must be honest, your soap is abysmal. (Throws down

the spoon and walks out.)

Joey:

Thata

girl!

Huh?

We

should

get

out

of

here;

there’s

a

new

class

comin’ in.

(They start to leave.)

嗨，菲比

嘿

噢，贝贝用品买的怎么样？

噢，很棒

我们买了所有需要的东西

而罗斯则几 乎得到了购物单上没有的东

西

一个荡妇

什么？

我们在付钱的时候，