高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本817

817 The One With The Tea Leaves

[Scene:

The

Hallway,

Rachel

walks

up

the

stairs

and

knocks

on

Joey’s

door.]

Rachel:

Joey? Are you in there?

[Cut to inside Monica and Chandler’s, Monica, Chandler and Joey are

eating breakfast.]

Joey:

(hearing Rachel and ju

mping up with his plate) Oh God! That’s

Rachel!

Monica:

Joey, you

have

to talk to her!

Joey:

No-

no,

I

can’t!

I

can’t!

Not

after

the

other

night,

it’s

just

it’s…too weird, okay? Don’t tell her I’m here! (Turns to run to

the

bathroom

and

his

bagel

falls

off

the

plate

onto

the

floor.)

Don’t

eat that! (Runs to the bathroom as Rachel enters.)

Rachel: Hey!

Chandler: Hey!

Monica:

Hey Rachel!

Rachel:

Is Joey here?

Chandler:

I don’t see him. (To Monica) Do you see him?

Monica:

I don’t see him. Hey! Maybe he’s in the

sugar bowl! (Opens

the sugar bowl) Joey? Nope! (Closes the sugar bowl and they both

laugh.)

Rachel:

Well, at least you make each other laugh.

Monica:

What’s up?

Rachel:

Well, I haven’t seen him since that night that he told me

how

he

y’know…

I

don’t

know,

I

think

he’s

avoiding

me.

Why

is

that

bagel on the floor?

Monica:

We were playing a game.

Rachel:

Ew,

was

Chandler

naked?

Sort

of

like

a,

like

a

ring

toss

kind

of situation?

Monica: Sure.

Chandler:

What?! No! No!

Rachel:

All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell

him uh…tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters.)

Monica:

(To Joey) Okay, did you hear that?

Joey:

Yeah, a naked bagel game? (Picks up his dropped bagel.) (To

Chandler) Dude, I don’t know. That’s a pretty small hole.

Monica:

Honey, you gotta talk to her.

Joey:

I can’t! Y’know? You guys don’t know what it’s like to put

yourself out there like that and just get shot down.

Chandler:

(incredulous) I don’t know what that’s like?! Up until

I

was

25

I

thought

the

only

response

to,

love

you,

was,

< br>crap!

Monica:

Hello? No rejection? I got shot down at fat camp! Boy, kids

are mean when they’re hungry.

Joey:

All right so, so what do I do?

Monica:

This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going

to talk to her again? I mean

I know it’s weird, it’s awkward, but

817

茶叶

乔伊

?

你在吗

?

天啊

,

是瑞秋

!

乔伊

,

你始终要跟她说话啊

.

噢

,

不行

,

我不能

,

不能

.

自从那晚以后

...

感觉太怪了

,

你知道吗

?

不要告诉她我在这里

.

不要吃掉

!

嗨

.

嘿

,

瑞秋

.

乔伊在吗

?

我没看见他啊

.

你见到他了吗

?

我没见到他

.

嘿

,

或许他在这个糖罐里

.

乔伊

?

没有

.

好

,

至少你让我们都笑了起来

.

有什么事

?

那个

,

自从他向我告白以后

我就一直没有见过他了

他好象

...

我也不知道

,

我想他是在躲着我

.

为什么会有个甜圈在地上的

?

我们在玩游戏

.

恶心

,

钱德要脱光光的吗

?

是套圈之类的游戏吗

?

当然啦

.

什么

?

不

. ..

不是

!

好啦

,

听好

,

如果你们看到乔伊

可以告诉他一下吗

,

呃

...

我很挂念他

.

好了

,

你听到了吗

?

是的

,

你指那个要赤裸的甜圈游戏

?

小子

,

我真不明白

.

这个洞这么小

.

宝贝

,

你一定要去和她谈谈

.

我做不到

.

你们没有切身处地

经历过是不会明白的

那就象是被打败了一样

.

我会不明白

?

我

25

岁前一直认为

对“我爱你”这句话的回答应该是

,

噢

,

废话

.

喂

--

不能被拒绝的吗

?

我是在减肥营里被打败的

.

you gotta at least try.

Joey:

Yeah.

Okay.

(Goes

to

take

a

bite

out

of

the

previously

mentioned

bagel.) Whoa! (Stops.) I almost forgot this was on your…

Chandler:

(interrupting him) We didn’t play it!!

Opening Credits

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and

Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on.]

Phoebe:

Okay, so when you’re done with your tea I’ll look at your

leaves and tell you your fortune.

Chandler:

I didn’t know you read tea leaves.

Phoebe:

Oh yeah, I’ve done it for years. I actually stopped because

I was so accurate. Y’know, and

-

and y’know, one of the great joys

of life is it’s

-

it’s wondrous unpredictability. Y’know? And also

tea tends to give me the trots.

Monica:

Okay, I’m done. Rea

d mine.

Phoebe:

Okay.

(Looks

at

the

leaves.)

Ooh,

I

see

a

ladder.

(Checks

the

book) Which can mean either a promotion or a violent death.

Monica:

(stunned) I-

I’m the head chef. I

-

I can’t get promoted.

Phoebe:

Uh-hmm. Uh-

hmm, who’s next?

Rachel:

Okay, I’m d

one. Do mine.

Phoebe:

Okay. (Reads the leaves) Umm, oh! Okay, I see a circle.

Rachel: Ah.

Phoebe:

Oh! (Checking the book)

Which can either mean you’re having

a baby or you’re gonna make a scientific discovery!

Rachel:

Well, I have been spending a lot of time in the lab.

Chandler:

What does yours say Pheebs?

Phoebe:

Umm… Wow, all right. (Checks the book.) Wow! Yay! Ooh, I’m

gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And he’s gonna be the man of my

dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night. (Points

at Chandler.)

Ross:

(entering) Hey! Has anyone seen my shirt? It’s a button down,

like a, like a faded salmon?

Monica:

You mean your pink shirt?

Ross:

Faded salmon color.

Monica:

No, I-

I haven’t seen your pink shirt.

Ross:

Great! Great. Then I must’ve left

it at Mona’s. I knew it!

Chandler:

Well, I’m sure you get another one at

Ann Taylor’s

.

Ross:

That’s my favorite shirt! Okay? I love that shirt!

Rachel:

Well just ask Mona to give it back!

Ross:

I don’t know. I mean I

-

I guess I could. It’s just that we

did

n’t

really

end

things

such

good

terms.

And

if

I

go

over

there

I’d

be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump

up my own ass and die. (Walks a

way.)

Phoebe:

(noticing a guy sitting by the green post looking at her) Oh

wait

a

second

y

ou

guys…for

the

last

couple

weeks

I’ve

been

that

guy

everywhere I go. We take the same bus. We go to the same bookstore,

the

same

dry

cleaners;

maybe

he’s

the

tea

guy.

(He

gets

up

to

leave,

and smiles at Phoebe.)

你不知道

,

当小孩子

饿的时候是很没礼貌的

.

好吧

,

那我能怎么办

?

她是瑞秋

.

你想要怎么办

--

永远不和她说话

?

我知道这感觉很怪

,

很尴尬但你至少要去试试看啊

.

是的

,

好吧

.

哇

!

差点忘记了这东西挂过在你的

...

我们没有玩过

!

好了

,

当你们把茶喝光以后

我就能用杯底的茶叶来给你们算命

.

我不知道你会用茶叶算命呢

.

噢

,

是啊

.

我学会好几年了

.

其实我不再看命

是因为我说的太准了

.

你要知道

...

生命的乐趣就在于它的未知性

.

而且茶喝多了容易拉肚子

.

好了

,

喝完了

.

帮我看看

.

好的

...

噢

.

我看到一把梯子

...

这意味这会有晋升机会

或者是有血光之灾

.

我已经是大厨了

.

我不能再晋升了

.

唔

-

唔

,

唔

-

呵

...

下一个是谁

?

好

,

我喝完了

.

看我的

.

好

.

呃

...

噢

,

我看到一个圆圈

.

噢

,

表示你会生一个小孩

或者你会有新的科学发明

.

没错

,

我已经花了

很多时间在实验室里面了

.

你的又怎样

,

菲比

?

那个

,

看看

.

哇

...

耶

!

噢

,

我会遇到一个男子

!

而且很快了

!

他会是我梦想中的类型

.

或许不是我昨晚梦到的那个

.

嘿

,

有人见过我的衣服吗

?

有纽扣的

,

旧旧的三文鱼颜色的

.

你指粉红色那件吗

?

三文鱼肉的颜色

.

没有

,

我没有见过你那件粉红色衣服

.

很好

,

很好

.

我一定是忘了

Chandler:

Phoebe, did you see that?! He totally checked you out! He

is so cute! (Looking at his tea.) Mine has a picture of

The Village

People

, what does that mean?

(Joey enters.)

Rachel: Hi!

Joey:

Hey.

(He slowly walks to the other side of the couch and sits down at the

table, an awkward silence follows.)

Rachel: Hi.

Joey: Hi.

(More awkward silence.)

Monica:

Tea gives Phoebe the trots.

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces

nervously.]

Rachel:

So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but

it’s not even like

we know how to be with each other anymore.

Chandler:

I know it’s tough now, but things will get better.

Rachel:

How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse

and worse,

to the point

where

we can’t even be

in the

same room with

each other?!

Chandler:

I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a

sarcastic comment? Some cheese?

Monica:

Honey, what is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Kat Stevens

case?

Chandler:

Let’s just say if I can’t find the right CD case I just

put it in the nearest one.

Monica:

Okay, where is the Kat Stevens CD?

Chandler:

In the James Taylor case.

Monica:

Where is the James Taylor CD?

Chandler:

Honey, I’m gonna save you some time, 200 CDs, not one of

them in the right case.

Monica:

Okay. No need to panic. Deep breathes everyone. Okay umm uh,

we’re

just

gonna

have

to

spend

some

time

and

put

the

CDs

in

the

right

cases.

Chandler:

Well, if we’re gonna do that we should come up with some

kind of order. Y’know alphabetically or by genre?

Monica:

Hmm, I don’t know. We really h

ave to talk this through.

Rachel:

Oh my God!! You guys have such problems!! I feel so terrible

for you!

Monica:

Okay, I-

I’m sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this

uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject.

Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.

Rachel:

Oh yeah. That makes sense.

Monica:

Yeah, like I don’t know, maybe you have a work problem that

you need his advice on.

Rachel:

Ooh, I can do that.

Monica:

Good. (To Chandler) Uh honey, the

Miami Vice

soundtrack?

Really?

在

Mona

那里了

.

我就知道

.

我保证你能在女子服装店

里买到一件新的

.

那是我最喜欢的衣服

,

你知道吗

?

我很喜欢那件衣服的

.

那就找

Mona

要回来啊

.

我不知道

.

我

..

我想我是可以

.

只是

,

我们分手时搞得很不愉快

.

如果我去找她，那我一定是忘记了

分手时她叫我做的事

:

抬高我的屁股死掉

.

噢

,

等一下

,

过去几星期我到那里都见到那个男的

.

我们坐同一部公车

,

我们去同一间书店

同一间洗衣店

...

可能他就是茶叶所指的那个人了

.

菲比

,

你刚看到吗

?

他绝对是在打量你

而且他很英俊啊

!

我的是一个乡下佬

.

那代表什么

?

嗨

.

嘿

.

嗨

.

嗨

.

那些茶喝的菲比肚子痛

.

所以

,

我想我和乔伊共处一室没问题

问题是我们已经不懂得怎么相处了

.

我知道这很难

,

但事情会变好的

.

你怎么知道啊

?

如果事情变的越来越糟

越来越糟

越来越糟

直到我们俩在也无法面对对方了

那怎么办

?

我并没有什么好的建议

.

我说点讽刺你的话会好一点吗

?

奶酪

?

老公

...

为什么

Bruce Springsteen

的

CD

会在

Cat Stevens

的盒子里的

?

我找不 到配套的

CD

盒

我就会把

CD

放到最近的一个盒子里

.

好的

,

那

, Cat Stevens

的

CD

呢

?

在

James Taylor

那个盒里

.

那

James Taylor

的

CD

呢

?

老婆

,

我不想浪费你时间

.

200

张

CD,

没有一张放正确的

.

好的

,

不要惊慌

.

大家都深呼吸一下

.

Chandler:

They

were

just

giving

those

away

at

the

store

(off

Monica’s

look) in exchange for money.

Joey:

(entering) Hey!

Rachel: Hi.

Monica:

Uh

I

really

don’t

know

what

to

tell

you

Rach,

I

really

don’t.

I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work

problem.

Rachel: What?

Monica:

Yeah

Joey

she’s…Rachel’s

got

this

really

big

work

problem,

and

it

is

a

head

scratcher.

Wow!

(To

Chandler)

Y’know

what,

if

we’re

gonna

make

dinner

we’re

gonna

have

to

leave.

Yeah.

(She

and

Ch

andler

exit.)

Joey:

So you uh, have a…big work problem?

Rachel:

Yeah it’s umm… Yeah it’s uh… It

-

it’s y’know—It’s

nothing.

Joey:

Huh. Okay. (Awkward silence.) So uh, I think I’m gonna take

off.

Rachel:

Yeah

—No

wait!

Joey

no

wait

it

is.

It’s

something.

It’s

-

it’s umm…it’s my boss.

Joey:

Yeah?

Rachel:

Yeah, and umm my baby.

Joey:

Yeah?

Rachel:

My boss wants to buy my baby!

Joey:

What?! Oh my- oh my God!

Rachel:

I know I told you, it’s a really big problem.

Joey:

What he wants to buy your baby?!

Rachel:

Can you believe that?!

Joey:

That’s crazy!

Rachel:

That’s what I told him!

Joey:

Oka

y, how did this even happen?

Rachel:

Well

I’ll

tell

ya!

(Pause)

See

uh

my

-my

boss

and

his

wife