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Unit 7
The Chaser
John Henry Collier
1 Alan
Austen, as nervous as a kitten, went up certain
dark and creaky stairs
in
the
neighborhood
of
Pell
Street,
and
peered
about
for
a
long
time
on
the
dim
hallway
before he found the name he wanted
written obscurely on one of the doors.
2 He pushed open this door, as he
had been told to do, and found himself in a
tiny
room,
which
contained
no
furniture
but
a
plain
kitchen
table,
a
rocking-
chair,
and an ordinary chair. On one of
the dirty buff-coloured walls were a couple of
shelves, containing in all perhaps a
dozen bottles and jars.
3
An
old
man
sat
in
the
rocking-
chair,
reading
a
newspaper.
Alan,
without
a
word,
handed him the card he had been given.
“Sit down, Mr. Austen,” said the old man
very politely.
“I am glad to
make your acquaintance.”
4
“Is
it
true,”
asked
Alan,
“that
you
have
a
certain
mixture
that
has
…
er
…
quite
extraordinary effects”
5
“My dear sir,” replied the old man, “my stock in
trade is not very large
—
I
don’t
deal
in
laxatives
and
teething
mixtures
—
but
such
as
it
is,
it
is
varied.
I
think
nothing
I
sell
has
effects
which
could
be
precisely
described
as
ordinary.”
6 “Well, the fact is …” began Alan.
7 “Here,
for
example,”
interrupted
the
old
man,
reaching
for
a
bottle
f
rom
the
shelf.
“Here
is
a
liquid
as
colourless
as
water,
almost
tasteless,
quite
imperceptible
in
coffee,
wine,
or
any
other
beverage.
It
is
also
quite
imperceptible
to any known
method of autopsy.”
8
“Do you mean it is a poison” cried Alan, very much
horrified.
9
“Call
it
a
glove
-
cleaner
if
you
like,”
said
the
old
man
indifferently.
“Maybe
it will clean gloves.
I have never tried. One might call it a life-
cleaner. Lives
need cleaning
sometimes.”
10 “I want
nothing of that sort,” said Alan.
11
“Probably it is just as
well,” said the old man. “Do you know the price of
this For one teaspoonful, which is
sufficient, I ask five thousand dollars. Never
less. Not a penny less.”
12 “I hope all your mixtures are not
as expensive,” said Alan
apprehen
sively.
13 “Oh dear, no,” said the old man.
“It would be no good charging that sort
of price for a love potion, for
example. Young people who need a love potion very
seldom have five thousand dollars.
Otherwise they would not need a love potion.”
14
“I am glad
to hear that,” said Alan.
15 “I look at it like this,” said the
old man. “Please a customer with one
article, and he will come back when he
needs another. Even if it is more costly.
He will save up for it, if necessary.”
16 “So,” said Alan, “you
really do sell love potions”
17 “If
I
did
not
sell
love
potions,”
said
the
old
man,
reaching
for
another
bottle,
“I should not have mentioned the other
matter to you. It is only when one is in
a position to oblige that one can
afford to be so con
fidential. “
18 “And these potions,”
said Alan. “They are not just … just … er …”
19 “Oh, no,” said the old
man. “Their effects are permanent, and extend far
beyond the mere casual impulse. But
they include it. Oh, yes they include it.
Bountifully, i
nsistently.
Everlastingly.”
20 “Dear
me!”
said
Alan,
attempting
a
look
of
scientific
detachment.
“How
very
interesting!”
21 “But consider the
spiritual side,” said the old man.
22 “I do, indeed,” said Alan.
23 “For
indifference,”
said
the
old
man,
“they
substitute
devotion.
For
scorn,
adoration. Give one
tiny measure of this to the young lady
—
its flavour is
imperceptible in orange
juice,
soup, or cocktails
—
and
however gay
and giddy she
is, she will change
altogether. She will want nothing bu
t
solitude and you.”
24 “I
can hardly believe it,” said Alan. “She is so fond
of parties.”
25
“She will not like them anymore,” said
the old man. “She will be afraid
of the
pretty girls you may meet.”
26 “She will actually be jealous”
cried Alan in a rapture. “Of me”
27 “Yes, she will want to be
everything to you.”
28
“She is, already. Only she doesn’t care about it.”
29 “She will, when she
has taken this. She will care intensely. You will
be her
sole interest in life.”
30
“Wonderful!”
cried Alan.
31 “She
will
want
to
know
all
you
do,”
said
the
old
man.
“All
that
has
happened
to
you
during
the
day.
Every
word
of
it.
She
will
want
to
know
what
you
are
thinking
about, why you smile suddenly, why you
are looking sad.”
32
“That is love!” cried Alan.
33 “Yes,” said the old man. “How
carefully she will look after you! She will
never allow you to be tired, to sit in
a draught, to neglect your food. If you are
an hour late, she will be terrified.
She will think you are killed, or that some
siren has caught you.”
34 “I can hardly imagine Diana like
that!” cried Alan, overwhelmed with joy.
35 “You
will
not
have
to
use
your
imagination,”
said
the
old
man.
“And,
by
the
way, since there are always sirens, if
by any chance you should, later on, slip a
little, you need not worry. She will
forgive you, in the end. She will be terribly
hurt, of course, but she will forgive
you
—
in the
end.”
36 “That will not
happen,” said Alan fervently.
37 “Of
course
not,”
said
the
old
man.
“But,
if
it
did,
you
need
not
worry.
She
would
never
divorce
you.
Oh,
no!
And,
of
course,
she
will
never
give
you
the
least,
the very least,
grounds for
—uneasiness.”
38 “And how much,” said Alan, “is
this wonderful mixture”
39
“It
is
not
as
dear,”
said
the
old
man,
“as
the
glove
-cleaner,
or
life-cleaner,
as I sometimes
call it. No. That is five thousand dollars, never
a penny less. One
has to be older than
you are, to indulge in that sort of thing. One has
to save up
for it.”
40 “But the love potion” said
Alan.
41 “Oh,
that,” said the old man, opening the drawer in the
kitchen table, and
taking out a tiny,
rather dirty-
looking phial. “That is
just a dollar.”
42 “I
can’t tell you how grateful I am,” said Alan,
watching him fill it.
43
“I like to oblige,” said the old man. “Then
customers come back, later in
life,
when they are better off, and want more expensive
things. Here you are. You
will find it
very effective.”
44
“Thank you again,” said Alan.
“Good
-
bye.”
45 “
Au revoir
,”
said the man.
解酒水
艾伦·奥斯丁,
紧张得像只小猫,
心里七上八下、
忐忑不安的进了裴
尔街区的一个楼道,
黑乎乎的楼梯咯吱咯吱直响。
他在昏暗的平
台上停了下来,
仔细张望了许久,
才看到了那扇
门,门上那个模糊不清的名字正是他要找的。
按别人
说的,他推开了门,门里面是一间很小的屋子,屋里几乎没什么家具,除了一张
餐桌,<
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一把摇椅,还有一把普普通通的椅子。
一面脏乎乎的暗黄色的墙上
搁着两个架子,架
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