-
场景：拉拉队员跳操
Sue: Come on! Oh, girl, you can do it
,Just put your back into it, Go, go, go, Go! You
think this is
hard?
Try being waterboarded. that's hard.
场景：
WILL
进学校
Will: Making some new friends, Kurt?
Finn: He sure is, Mr. Shue.
Will: Hey,
Finn, you still owe me that Report on
Finn: Almost halfway done
with most all of it, Mr. Shue.
(
老师走开
)It's hammer time!
Kurt: Please, this is from Marc Jacob's
new collection!
Finn: Wait.(
脱掉
hammer
外套
)
Okay.
（开打）
场景：教室休息室
Will
：
Where's the
coffee pot?
男教练：
- Figgins got rid of it.
Budget cuts. You know, I know for a fact that they
are still getting hot
java at Carver.
We should strike.
Sue
：
Hello, boys.
Who needs a pick-me-up?
男教练：
Wow, lattes!
Sue
：
Yeah,I am a
bit of a coffee snob. Now, the key to a perfect
latte, is in the temperature of the
steamed milk.
I like mine scalding.
男教练：
Hi, Emma.
Emma
：
Hey, Ken.
- Will,
hi.
（含情脉脉）
Will
：
- Hey.
Emma
：
What's with
all the lattes?
Sue
：
Oh, Emma, I
just felt so awful that Figgins cut the coffee
budget to pay for a nutritionist for the
cheerios.
Emma
：
Yeah, I
heard you guys went, like, $$600 over budget on
that.
Sue
：
My
performers
didn't
get
on
fox
sports
net .Last
year
because
they
ate
at
Bacon
Junction.
Emma
：
Since when
are cheerleaders performers?
Sue
：
Your
resentment is delicious.
Well, I have a phoner in a couple of
minutes. It's an interview
on the
telephone
With
a major media outlet.
I'll probably do it on my iphone.
Enjoy.
男教练：
Thanks a lot, Sue.
Emma
：
Hey, did you
hear that Sandy Ryerson got fired?
Will
：
Really?
Well, who's going to take over glee club?
Emma
：
Don't know.
场景：校长办公室
Will
：
I'd like to
take over glee club.
校长：
You want to
captain the Titanic, too?
Will
：
I think I
can make it great again. There is no joy in these
kids. They feel invisible. That's why
every one of them has a myspace page.
校长：
60 bucks a month. That's
what I need to keep this program up.
Will
：
And you-you
expect me to pay it?
校长：
I'm certainly
not going to pay for it.
We're not talking about cheerios here,
Will.
They
were on Fox Sports Net last year.
When Glee Club
starts bringing that
kind of prestige to the
school
again.
You
can
have
all
the
money
you
want.
Until
then,
60
bucks
a
month.
And
you've got to use the
costumes and props you already have. But we need
the stools for wood shop.
场景：
w
ill
内心独白
Hiding
the $$60 a month from my wife,
Terri, was going to be
hard.
But I had
a bigger problem.
How was I going to get these kids
motivated?
One
thing I knew for sure, we needed a new name.
场景：合唱团面试
Mercedes
：
My name
is Mercedes Jones and I'm singing...
R-e-s-p-e-c-t
Find out what it means
to me
R-e-s-p-e-c-t
Take care, tcb.
Oh, hey, baby, yeah
Kurt
：
Hello, I'm
Kurt Hummel. I'm singing Mr. Cellophane
Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane.
Should've
been
my name,
Mr. Cellophane.
'cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And
never know I'm there
Never even
Know...
I'm there.
Tina
：
Tina c.
It's not what I'm used to
Just wanna try
you on
I'm
curious
for you
Caught my attention
I kissed a girl
And I liked it...
Rachel
：
Hi,
my
name
is
Rachel
Berry,
And
I'll
be
singing
my
own
From
the
seminal
broadway classic les
miz.
Will
：
Fantastic,
let's hear it.
Rachel
：
(
唱歌
)On my own. Pretending he's beside
me. I love him
But every day
I'm learning
All
my
life
I've
only
been
pretending
Without
me,
his
world
will
go
on
turning
A
world
that's full of happiness
That I have never known...
I love him
I love him
I love him
But
only on my own...
Will
：
Very nice,
Rachel.
Rachel
：
When do we
start rehearsals?
场景（加入一段糟糕的舞蹈）
And
I said to myself
Sit down, said to myself, sit down
Sit down,
you're rocking the boat
I
said to myself, sit down
Said to mself,
sit down, you're rocking the boat
And the devil will drag
you under
By the sharp lapel of your checkered
coat
Sit down,
sit down, sit down, sit down, sit
down
You're
rocking
the
boat,
sit
down,
you're
rocking
Sit
down,
sit
down,
sit
down,
you're
rocking the boat
Sit down,
you're rocking, sit down, sit down
Sit down, you're rocking
the boat
Sit
down...
You're
rocking
The
boat...
Rachel
：
We suck.
Will
：
Uh, it...
It'll get there. We..we just need to keep
rehearsing.
Rachel
：
Mr.
Schuester, do you have any idea how ridiculous we
are.
Tina
: I think is using
irony to enhance the performance.
Rachel
：
There is
nothing ironic about show
choir!(
愤怒离开
)
场景：追出去后
Will
：
Rachel...
Rachel!
That's sloppy!
You're sloppy
babies!
You
changed out of your costume.
Rachel
：
I'm tired
of being laughed at.
Will
：
You're
the
best
kid
in
there,
Rachel.
That
comes
with
a
price.
Look,
I
know
I'm
just
a
sophomore,
Rachel
：
But I can
feel the clock ticking away... And I don't want to
leave high school with nothing to
show
for it.
Will
：
You get
great grades. You're a fantastic singer.
Rachel
：
Everybody
hates me.
Will
：
And you
think Glee Club is going to change that?
Rachel
：
Being
great at something is going to change it. Being a
part of something special makes you
special, right? I need a male lead who
can keep up with me vocally.
Will
：
Maybe I can
coach Kurt a little.
Rachel
：
Look, Mr.
Shue, I really appreciate what you're trying to
do.
But if you
can't give me what
I need, then I'm
sorry.
I'm not going to make a fool out
of myself.
I
can't keep wasting my time
with Glee.
It hurts too much.
男教练：
Schuester!
Figgins wants you!
场景：校长室
Will
：
But we just
started rehearsals.
校长：
My hands are
tied, Shue. I need the auditorium. Alcoholics
Anonymous wants to rent .It out for
their afternoon meetings. Lots of
drunks in this town. They're paying me ten bucks a
head.
Will
：
If we show
at Regionals, Glee stays. If not, the bar is open
in the auditorium.
校长：
What is it
with you and this club?
You've got only four kids...
Will
：
Then, I
guess you've got nothing to worry about.
校长：
Fine. But you're running
detention for free to make it up to me.
Will
：
Deal.
场景
:
家具店
Will
：
Someone
looks beautiful today.
Will
老婆：
You look
very handsome.
Will
：
Thank you.
Roast beef on pumpernickel. Your favorite.
Will
老婆：
- Oh, does
it have mayo?
Will
：
- Yeah.
Will
老婆：
Will, if
my diabetes comes back, I can't get pregnant. What
is wrong with you?
Will
：
I just
wanted to tell you that I'm going to have to start
workin' late for the next couple months.
I'm, uh,
monitoring after-school detention.
Will
老婆：
What?
Will
：
I had to
make a deal with Figgins. So he wouldn't kill Glee
Club.
Will
老婆：
But, Will,
I'm on my feet four hours a day, Three times a
week here. Now I have to go
home, And I
have to cook dinner for
myself?(
愤怒离开
)
离职老师：
William?
Will
：
Sandy?
离职老师：
How are
things? I hear you have taken over Glee Club.
Will
：
Yeah.
I... hope
you're not too upset.
离职老师：
Are
you
kidding?
Getting
out
of
that
swirling
eddy
of
despair...
Best
thing
that
ever
happened
to
me.
Don't
get
me
wrong.
It
wasn't
easy
at
first.
Being
dismissed,
And
for
what
I
was
accused of,
my long-distance girlfriend in cleveland nearly
broke up with me.
Took me
weeks to get
over my nervous breakdown.
Will
：
Did they put
you on medication?
离职老师：
Better.
Medical
marijuana.
It's
genius.
I
just
tell
my
Dr.
Feelgood
I'm
having
trouble
sleeping, And he gives me all of it I
want. I'm finding the whole system quite
lucrative.
Will
：
You're a
drug dealer?
离职老师：
Oh,yeah...make
five
times
more
than
when
I
was
a
teacher.
I
keep
some
for
myself,
And then I take
money baths in the rest.
Will
：
Who-who do
you sell it to?
离职老师：
You want
in?
（展示毒品）
Will
：
Uh, no... I
mean, I tried it once in college, But Terri and I
are trying to get pregnant, so...
离职老师：
- I do my own
packaging.
（给毒品）
Will
：
- Sandy,
no...
离职老师：
And the first sample is
free. Come on, you are the one who are coaching
those tone-deaf
acne factories. You're
gonna need it. Call me.
Will: Hey, Sue.
Can I have a sec?
Sue: Sure,
buddy. Come on in.
Will: Hey, Emma, you got a
second?
What is
that, gum?
Sue: You want to talk to my cheerios
about joining Glee Club?
Will:
Well,
I
need
more
kids...
performers...
And
all
the
best
ones
are
in
the
cheerios,
So
I
figured some of them might want to
double up.
Sue:So
what
you're
doing
right
now
is
called
blurring
the
lines.
High
school
is
a
caste
system.
Kids fall into certain slots.
Your jocks and
your popular kids up in the penthouse.
The invisibles
and the kids playing live-action
Druids and
trolls out in the forest..
Bottom floor.
Will: And...
where do the Glee kids lie?
Sue:
Subbasement.
Emma
:
Sue's
not
wrong,
but
I
don't
think
anything
is
set
in
stone.
I
mean,
you
know,
kids
are
going to do
What they think
is cool,
Which
is not always who they are.
You just need to
find a way to get them out of their
boxes.
Will: Well, how do I do that?
Emma : They follow the leader.
You know, if
you can get a couple of the popular kids
To sign
up, the rest will fall right in line.
Will:I just want to talk to them.
男教练：
I
don't
know,
dude.
I
can't
see
any
of
my
guys
wanting
to
join
the
Glee
Club.
Last
month,
they
held
down
one
of
their
teammates,
Shaved
off
his
eyebrows
just
Because
he
watched Grey's Anatomy.
Will
：
Look, all
I'm looking for is an introduction.
男教练：
Fine.
You got to put a good word in for me
with Emma.
Will
：
There you go, Cinderella.
Emma
：
Thank
you.
I
have
trouble
with
things
like
that,
the,
um...
The...
the
messy
things.
Yeah.
It's really
nice how much you care about Glee,
About the kids.
Sue
：
If you really
care about these kids,
You'll leave well enough alone.
Children like
to know
where they stand,
So let your little glee
kids have their little club,
But don't pretend that any
of
Them are
something they're not.
更衣室
男教练：
Circle up.
Mr. Schuester is going to
talk to you.
If
you don't listen, you do laps.
You
mouth off,
you do laps.
Got it?
They're all yours, Will.
Will
：
Thanks,
Ken.
Hey,
guys,
how
you
doing?
Uh,
I
think
I
recognize
some
of
you
from
Spanish class,
But, Uh,
I'm...here to tell you something different
Music
Glee club needs
guys.
I'm
going
to
put
the
sign-up
sheet
at
the
door
to
the
lockroom.
So
if
anyone
wants
to
sign
up,
please...
Thank you.
男教练：
Dismissed.
Will
：
You been
sleeping okay?
Your eyes look a little bloodshot.
男教练：
I got allergies.
Will
：
Okay. thanks
a lot.
Will
独白：
I
honestly
thought
that
was
the
end
Of
the
very
brief
fever
dream
that
was
directions!
Finn
唱歌
:
And
even
as
I
wander
I'm
keeping
you
in
sight
You're
a
candle
in
the
window
On a cold, dark winter's
night
And I'm
getting closer
Than I ever thought I might
And I can't
fight
This feeling anymore...
Will
独白：
I suddenly
realized
Why I
had wanted to do this thing in the first place.
Finn
唱歌：
What I
started fighting for
Will
独白：
It was
seeing the gift in a kid that
They didn't even know they
had.
Finn
唱歌：
And I can't fight this feeling anymore
Will
独白：
It
was
pure
talent.
What
I
started
fighting
for
Come
crashing
through
your
door
Baby, I can't
fight this feeling anymore.
Will
独白：
What I did
then...
Was the
blackest moment of my life.
办公室里
Will
：
You want to
tell me how long you've had a drug problem?
Finn :I don't even know who the chronic
lady is.
Will :
Look, if it were up to me we wouldn't
Have mandatory biweekly
locker checks
Finn :But I've never seen that before,
Mr. Shue, I swear.
It's not mine-- I'll pee in a cup.
I'll pee.
look, it...
Will: It wouldn't make any
difference.
Possession is eight-tenths of the law.
I'm pretty sure
that
much
pot
is
a
felony.
yeah.
Look,
you'll
get
kicked
out
of
school.
You'll
lose
your
football
scholarship.
Finn: Wait, I... I had a football
scholarship?
To... to where?
Will: You could land in
prison, son.
Finn: Oh, my god.
Please, don't tell my mom.
Will:Look, I see a lot of myself in
you, Finn.
I
know what it's like to struggle to make good life
choices,
And I don't want to see you throw
Away everything
you have to offer the world.
I
just expected
more out of you, Finn.
Finn
自白：
That really got to me when Mr.
Schuester said that,
Because every day of my life, I
expect
more
out
of
myself.
See,
I
might
look
confident
and
everything,
But
I
really
struggle
with the same thing
other kids do.
Peer pressure, backne.
Finn
回忆童年：
Finn
：
I never knew my dad.
He died in Iraq when we
were fighting
Osama bin Laden the first
time.
Finn
妈妈：
Hold on, hold on. Finn, Finn, Finn!
Please, I'm on
the phone.
（可以加学过的那些
父母抱怨孩子的）
Finn
妈妈：
I
just
want
to
trade
next
Saturday's
shift
for
this
Saturday,
Because
Finn's
got
a
parents
night for cub scouts.
Finn
独白：
My mom and
me, we're real close,
But being a single parent can be hard.
The only
good time for mom was when we
Splurged a
little bit and ordered emerald dreams.
Darren was
good
to her,
And he
was cool about letting me hang out.
唱歌：
You make me weak
And want to die
Just when...
Finn
独白：
That was
the first time I really heard music.
唱歌：
You said we'd try
Lovin'
Touchin'
Squeezin'
Man, it set my soul on
fire.
Each
other
Finn
妈妈的男友：
You got
a voice, buddy.
Seriously, if I had that voice,
My band would
still be
together.
Stick with it.
Finn
自白：
My mom
took it real hard when Darren left her
For that girl he met at
pick & save.
歌：
With someone else
Lovin',
touchin'
Squeezin'
Each other
Now it's your turn, girl, to
cry
Finn
自白：
It was at
that moment I decided to do
Whatever it took to make my
mom proud of me...
Make her feel all her sacrifice was
worth it.
回到办公室
Will
：
We
have
two
options
here.
I'm
running
detention
now,
So
you
can
do
six
weeks
after
school,
But that's gonna remain on your
permanent record.
Finn
：
What's the
other option, Mr. Shue?
练唱室
唱歌：
I
got
chills
They're
multiplyin'
And
I'm
losin'
control
'cause
the
power
you're
supplyin'
It's
electrifyin'!
You
better
shape
up
doo,
doo,
doo
'cause
I
need
a
man
doo,
doo, doo
But my heart is set on you
doo, doo, doo
And my heart is set on you
You better
shape up
doo, doo, doo
You better understand
Doo, doo, doo
to my heart I must be true
Nothin'
left
Nothin'
left
for
me
to
do
You're
the
one
that
I
want
*
*
you
are
the
one
I
want
Ooh, hoo, hoo, honey, the one that I
want...
Mercedes
：
Oh, hell
to the no.
Look, I'm not down with this background
singing nonsense.
I'm
Beyonce. I ain't no
Kelly Rowland.
Will
：
Okay, look,
Mercedes, it's just one song.