英语幽默小笑话全套整合

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英语幽默小笑话大全

1.a kiss

At

a

dinner

party,

the

speaker,

who

was

the guest of honor, was about to deliver a

speech

when

his

wife

sitting

at

the

other

end of the table, sent him a piece of paper

with the word

The guest seated next to the speaker said,

her

send

you

a

'KISS'

before

you

begin

your speech.

The

speaker

smiled

and

explained,

don't

know

my

wife.

The

'KISS'

she

give

me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'

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2

.A teacher was trying to make use of her

psychology

courses. She

started her

class

by

saying,

who

thinks

you're

stupid, stand up!

Little Johnny then stood up.

The

teacher

said,

you

think

you're

stupid, Johnny?

there all by yourself!

一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，

“谁认为自己蠢就

站起来？”她一开始就说。

小约翰尼站了起来。

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“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼？”老师问。

< br>“不是的，

老师，

我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。

”

3.a great man

Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great

man if he were still alive today?

Student:

Of

course.

He

must

be

a

great

man,

for

so

far

nobody

has

lived

to

over

400 years.

一名伟人

老师：

如果莎士比亚还活着，

他会是一名伟人吗？

学生：

当然。

因为到目前为止，

还没有人活到

400

多岁。

4Two Cute dogs

A man

walks into a

shop and

sees

a cute

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little dog. He asks the shopkeeper,

your dog bite?

my

dog

does

not

bite.

The

man

tries

to

pet

the

dog

and

the

dog

bites

him.

dog

does

not

bite!

The

shopkeeper

replies,

6

.Policeman:

Why

didn't

you

shout

for

help

when

you

were

robbed

of

your

watch?

Man:

If

I

had

opened

my

mouth,

they'd

have

found

my

four

gold

teeth.

That

would be much worse.

警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？

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男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗

金牙。那就更糟了。

little girl did not like the look of the

barking dog.

afraid.

Don't

you

know

the

proverb:

Barking dogs don't bite?

the

proverb,

but

does

the

dog

know

the

proverb, too?

一个小女孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。

“没有关系，

”一位先生说，

“不用害怕，你知道< /p>

这条谚语吗：

‘吠狗不咬人。

’