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校园幽默四则
1.
Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a
swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who
can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out
but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is
beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the
swallow.
两只鸟
老师：
这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
2.
The Fish Net
鱼网
你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？
老师发问道。
把许多小
孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。
小女孩回答道。
3.
The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first
of September.
then she said
that two and four were six
too.....
新老师
9
月
1
日，
乔治放学回到家里。
乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？
妈妈问。
妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说
3
加
3
得
6,
可后来又说
2
加
4
也得
6
。
4.
A physics
Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick
finished the first question very soon, while
his classmates
were thinking it question was: When it
thunders why do we see the
lighting
first, then
hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer:
Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考试
在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还
在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问
题。
这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我
们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？
尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
经典英语小笑话
1.
the lowest grade
zero.
最低分
学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零
蛋
。”
老师：“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了！”
2.
Real Play
When I taught the introduction-to-
theater course at North Dakota State
University, I required my students to
attend the university theater's current
production and write a critique. After
viewing a particularly fine performance,
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