神偷奶爸2(剧本)

神偷奶爸

露西：

Lo ok

，

I

probably shouldn’t be saying this,but…your work as a vill

ain, was kind

of , if you want to go back to doing

something awesome…

Give us call

格鲁：

Hey, I told you guys to go to bed.

玛戈：

Oh,Sorry.

伊迪丝：

So,when are you going on your date?

格鲁：

What?

伊迪丝：

Remember? Ms. Jillian said that she was arranging a date for you?

格鲁

Yeah, w

ell she’

s a nutjo

b and I’m not going any date.

伊迪丝：

Why not?Are you scared?

Lisa:Hey, Did you guys see the moon landing onTV?

路人甲

:Can you believe it?

It’s so coo

l !

Lisa:You know what.?(

格鲁：

Excuse me, Lisa…)I’m t

alked to allenthe other day.

路人甲：

No way

Lisa: He is so cute.

格鲁：

Hey,

Lisa,I was wondering…

路人乙：

Phew,Gru touched Lisa! Gru touched Lisa!(

众人：

Phew!)Lisa’s got “Gru

ties

”!

格鲁：

Scared? Of what?Women?No!That

’

s bonkers! I just,

I’

ve no interest in going on

a

date,that’

s

all!

Case

closed!

I’m

not

scared

of

women

or

dates.

L

et’

s

go

to

night

night

Margo.

Whoa,wow

wow

wow…

Hold

your

are

you

texting?

玛戈：

No one, just my friend Avery.

格鲁：

Avery,Er,Avery

?Is that a girl’ name or a boy’s name?

玛戈：

Dose it matter?

格鲁：

No! No,

,it doesn’t

it

’s a boy!

艾格尼丝：

I know what makes you a boy.

格鲁：

Uhh,you do?

艾格尼丝：

Your bald head.

格鲁：

Oh,yes!

艾格尼丝：

It’s

really

mes

I

stared

at

it

and

imagine

a

little

chick

popping out.

格鲁：

Good get older.

格鲁：

Hey, Tim,nice haircut!Tommy, hang in there ,baby!It is almost Friday!So,h

ow’

s

today’s

batch, Dr. Nefario?

纳法里奥博士：

I developed a new formula, which allowed me to get every own kind

of berry into one flavor of jelly.

格鲁：

Oh,oh That is the favor of

…

Er,Er

…

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纳法里奥博士：

It’s awful it?

格鲁：

No, No. Oh,we are making great process!Here , try some .

Ok,just because everybody hates it,

doesn’t mean it’s

not good.

纳法里奥博士：

Listen, Gru. There’s something I ‘ve been mea

ning to talk to you about

for some time.

格鲁：

What? What’s wrong?

纳法里奥博士：

I miss being evil. Sinning against God,large scale crimes is what I live

for. Imean, don’t you think there’s more around

you than jelly?

格鲁：

Well, I’m also considering a line of jams.

纳法里奥博士：

Em, the thing is ,Gru, I’

venow been recruited elsewhere.

格鲁：

o! Come on,you are kidding, right?

纳法里奥博士：

It ie a great opportunity for me. Vacant Lab, more evil, more censor.

格鲁：

Very well. Let us give you, the proper set-off. Minions!

The highest honor awarded, to Doctor Navario, for your yearsof service, the

21 Fart Gun Salute!

纳法里奥博士：

I counted 22.

Farewell, my friends!

This thing take a while. Go back your business. I miss you already.

艾格尼丝：

Are you sure we should be doing this ?

玛戈：

Yes, it’s for

his own good. Okay, we need to choose a picture.

艾格尼丝：

No. Scary, Weird.(

众人：啊

)What is that?

格鲁：

Good moring , girls , I have an announcement to make

玛戈：

Hey ,What celebrity do you look like?

格鲁：

Yeah ,Bruce Willis.

玛戈：

Hmmm ,No.

艾格尼丝：

Humpty Dumpty!

伊迪丝：

Oooh, Gollum!(

众人笑

)

格鲁：

Okay , what are you dong ?

艾格尼丝：

We’re setting you

offfor online dating .

格鲁：

Oh,

Okay…What ?! No,no,no

,no, no,no

伊迪丝：

Oh,

Come on ! It’s fun !

玛戈：

And it’

s your time for you to get out there.

格

鲁

：

No,

one’s

ever

getting

out

there!E

ver

!

Okay…

Now,

for

the

announcement. I have accepted a new job!

玛戈：

Wow, really?

格鲁：

Yes, I have beenrecruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the

world !

伊迪丝：

You

‘

regonna be a spy?

格鲁：

That

’

s right

, babies !Gru’s back in the game

with gadgets ,and weapons and

cool car!

Oh !dear !

伊迪丝：

Awesome !

艾格尼丝：

Are

you really gonna save the world ?

格鲁：

Yes, Yes , I am.