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I wish you wouldn't do that around me.
It's so filthy !
- Don't
give me a problem
about the cigarettes.
- It's such a filthy habit.
Oh, my God !
Look at this.
Oh, Jesus !
This is so
appalling !
I can't believe it !
I can't believe
they gave it
to him.
Ah, this is pathetic !
Now he's a loser
with a
Jaguar.
Seriously, who did he have to
blow
to get that thing ?
-
Good morning, sir.
- Mr. Willis.
- It's really, uh,
- Mr.
Trask !
quite a piece
of
machinery.
- Good morning, Havemeyer.
- Morning to you, sir.
-
Bene !
- Bene ?
- Bene !
Fabulous !
- What's fabulous ?
That fine piece of steel
you
have back there.
Ah, you don't think
I deserve it.
No, sir. On
the contrary.
I think it's great.
Should the headmaster of Baird be seen
putt-putting around in some junker ?
In fact, I think the
board
of trustees have had...
their first,
true stroke
of inspiration in some
time.
Thank you, Havemeyer.
I'll take that at face value.
I'd expect
nothing less, sir.
Have a
good day.
- Morning, Mrs. Hunsaker.
- Good morning.
What have we
here,
Murderer's Row ?
-
What was that about ?
- Nothing. Just
saying hello.
I like to say hello
to Headmaster Trask.
Sugarbush. Lift tickets and
condo vouchers.
- I thought
we were goin' to Stowe.
- Sugarbush is
Stowe, Jimmy.
We're doing it right.
Thanksgiving
in Vermont, Christmas in
Switzerland --
-Christmas in Gstaad is
gonna cost us --
-'Staad.
The
'Staad. George ?
- 'Staad.
- Trent ?
- 'Staad, man.
- So what
about 'Staad ?
Fine. The
but
it's gonna take at least
three grand to
get there.
- I'll talk to my father.
- Better yet, have my father
talk to your father.
Or my
father
talk to your father.
You goin' home
this weekend,
Chas ?
Uh, I don't know.
You
goin' home to fuckin' Idaho
for
Thanksgiving ?
I'm from Oregon.
I meant fuckin' Oregon.
-Charlie, how do you feel about skiing
?
-[ Laughing ]
You in the
mood for
the white-bosomed slopes of
Vermont ?
Got a
deal going.
% off for my friends.
My father set it up.
Christmas in Switzerland.
-
'Staad.
- Gstaad. Dropping the
- You said everybody says 'Staad.
- Not if you've been there.
Easter in Bermuda,
then
Kentucky Derby weekend.
We could fit
you in, kid.
Well, how much are
these white-bosomed slopes of Vermont ?
Twelve hundred !
Includes a
nine-course,
champagne thanksgiving
dinner.
$$ is a little rich
for my blood, Harry.
Well,
how short
are you ?
How
short, Harry ?
So short it wouldn't be
worth the
trouble of you and George to
measure.
- But, thanks for askin', all
right ?
- Mm-hmm.
- If you
change your mind --
- What'd you do
that for ?
You know he's on aid.
On major holidays, Willis, it's
customary for the lord of the manor...
- to offer drippings to the poor.
- You're so full of shit !
-
Hi. Mrs. Rossi ?
- Yes ?
I'm
here about
the weekend job.
Come on in.
[ Children
Chattering ]
Does he got pimples ?
He hates pimples.
Francine,
be quiet.
Pimples. Pimples.
Yeah.
Shush !
I'm sorry.
- The
school gave me your name,
but I've
forgotten it.
- It's Charlie Simms.
- How are you, Charlie ?
-
Fine, thanks.
Right this way.
- You're available the whole weekend ?
- Uh, yeah.
- Not going home
for Thanksgiving ?
- No.
[
Mrs. Rossi ]
Good.
They put
him in a veteran's home,
but he hated
it,
so I told my dad
that
we'd take him.
Before you go in, do you
mind
my telling you a few things ?
Don't
too many questions.
And if he staggers a little when
he gets up, don't pay any attention.
[ Sigh ] Charlie, I can tell you're
the right person for the job.
and Uncle Frank's
gonna like
you a lot too.
Uh, where you gonna be
this weekend ?
We're driving
to Albany.
Donny, my husband,
has family there.
- Do you
want Tommy in or out ?
- [ Man ] Leave
him out !
He's chasin' that Calico
ginch
from the track houses again !
Down deep, the man
is a lump
of sugar.
- Sir ?
- Don't
call me sir !
I-I'm sorry.
I
mean mister, sir.
Uh-oh, we got a moron
here,
is that it ?
No, mister --
Uh, that is --
Uh,
Lieutenant.
Yes, sir, Lieu--
Lieutenant Colonel.
years on the line, nobody ever
busted me four grades before.
Get in here,
you idiot !
Come a little closer. I wanna get a
better look at ya.
How's
your skin, son ?
My skin, sir ?
- Oh, for Christ's sake.
-
I'm sorry, I don--
Just call me Frank.
Call me Mr. Slade.
Call me
Colonel, if you must.
Just don't call
me sir.
All right, Colonel.
Simms, Charles.
A senior.
- You on student aid, Simms ?
- Uh, yes, I am.
For
read
Your father peddles car
telephones
at a % markup.
Your mother works on heavy commission
in a camera store.
Graduated
to it
from espresso machines.
Hah-hah !
What are you,
dying of
some wasting disease ?
No, I'm right --
I'm right
here.
I know exactly where
your body is.
What I'm
lookin' for
is some indication of a
brain.
Too much football
without a helmet ?
Hah !
Lyndon's line
on Gerry Ford.
Deputy
Debriefer,
Paris Peace Talks, '.
Snagged the Silver Star
and
a silver bar. Threw me into G-.
G- ?
Intelligence,
of which you
have none.
[ Yelling ]
Where
you from ?
Um, Gresham, Oregon,
s-- Colonel.
What does your
daddy do
in Gresham, Oregon ?
Hmm ? Count wood chips ?
Uh,
my stepfather and my mom
run a
convenience store.
- How convenient !
What time they open ?
- : A.M.
- Close ?
- : A.M.
Hard workers.
You got me all
misty-eyed !
So, what are
you doin' here
in this sparrow-fart
town ?
I, l--
I attend
Baird.
Attend Baird !
I know
you go
to the Baird school.
Point is,
how do you afford
it,
even with the student aid and
the folks back home hustlin' corn nuts
?
[ Sigh ] I won a, uh,
Young America merit scholarship.
Whoo-ah !
?Glory, glory
Hallelujah ?
?Glory, glory
Hallelujah ?
- [ Knocking ]
- Who's there ?
- [ Knocking ]
- That little
piece of tail ?
Get her outta here !
[ Girl Giggling ]
Yeah.
Can't believe
they're my
blood.
I.Q. of sloths and
the manners of banshees.
He's a mechanic,
she's a
homemaker.
He knows as much about cars
as a beauty queen,
and she
bakes cookies,
taste like wing nuts.
As for the tots,
they're
twits.
How's your skin, son ?
I like my aides to be presentable.
Well, I --
I've had a few
zits.
Um, but my roommate, he lent me
his Clinique because he's from --
by Charles Simms.
You patronizing me,
peewee ?
Hmm ?
You givin' me that old
prep school palaver ?
Baird
School !
A bunch of runny-nosed snots
in tweed jackets...
all
studyin'
to be George Bush.
Well...
I believe President
Bush
went to Andover, Colonel.
You sharpshootin' me, punk ?
Is that what you're doin' ?
Don't you
sharpshoot me !
You'll give me forty.
Then
you're gonna give me
forty more.
Then you're
gonna pull K.P.,
the grease pit !
I'll rub your nose
in
enlisted men's crud...
till you don't
know which end is up !
You understand ?
Yeah.
- What do you want ?
- What do you mean, what do I want ?
What do you want here ?
I
wa-want a job.
A job !
Yeah,
I want a job
so I can make, you know,
my plane fare home
for
Christmas.
Oh.
God, you're
touching !
[ Radio ]
?...from the banks ?
?Of the
mighty Mississippi ?
?Workin'
the whole night
through ?
?Till the
riverboat gamblers ?
?Stop
to make a killin' ?
?Bring it on back
to you Ё
Still here,
poormouth ?
Hmm ?
Convenience store...
my ass
!
Hustlin' jalapeno dips
to
the appleseeds.
Go on.
Dismissed.
Dismissed !
[ Radio ]
?Evangeline ?
?Evangeline ?
- [ Children
Chattering ]
- [ Charlie ] Mrs. Rossi ?
Charlie, we're up here !
Come on up.
- Uh, this is Donny.
- Hey,
Charlie.
Hi.
Uh, Mrs. Rossi,
I got the feelin' I screwed up.
- Oh, you couldn't have.
-
It was a bad interview.
That was no
interview, Charlie.
You're it.
You're the only one that showed up.
You have to take the job.
He
sleeps a lot. You can
watch television,
call your girlfriend.
I promise you,
an easy
bucks.
[ Sigh ] I don't get
an easy
feeling.
[ Sigh ]
His bark
is worse
than his bite.
He
was a great soldier,
a real hero.
The man grows on you !
By
Sunday night,
you'll be best friends.
[ Sigh ]
Charlie, please.
I want to get away for a few days,
and Uncle Frank won't come with us.
Six months ago, he could
sometimes tell light from dark,
but now there's nothing.
I
feel better having
someone else around
just in case.
Please ?
Okay,
Mrs. Rossi.
Sure.
- [ Sigh ]
Thank you, Charlie.
- Come here, you.
There you go.
[ George ]
Chas ! Chas, hold up !
- How
ya doin' ?
- I'm good.
That's great.
This can't go out.
This is
on reserve.
Here's the thing.
I need the book tonight...
-
for a Thanksgiving quiz with
big-shit
Preston in the morning.
- Yeah, I know.
That's why he put it on reserve.
This is our only copy.
Chas,
I'm pullin'
an all-nighter.
Without that book
I'm dead,
okay ?
If it's not back by :,
it's gonna be my ass.
Oh, I
promise.
I promise.
- [
Whispering ] Got it ?
- Yeah.
Just a second.
I gotta lock
up.
Okay.
God, can you wait
to get out
of this dump or what ?
Where you guys
going skiing
again ?
- Sugarloaf or --
-
It's bush, Chas, Sugarbush.
That's my
boys. [ Whistles ]
What are you doin' ?
Keep your voice down !
I'll
tell you about it
in the morning.
- Shh.
- Wha--
-
Miss Hunsaker, have a nice day ?
-
George, why all the noise ?
[
Whispering ]
It's hunsaker ! Go ! Go !
I was just
messin' around
with Chas.
- Good evening, Charles.
- Hi, Mrs. Hunsaker.
- What was that ?
- I don't know, ma'am.
- Who
were those boys ?
What were they doing
?
- Oh, who knows ?
-
Charles ?
- Um --
- Did you
make this scarf yourself ?
- No,
George, I bought it.
- 'Cause it's a
beauty. It really is.
- Thank you,
George.
In case I don't see you before
the Thanksgiving holidays,
-
why don't you give me
one of your big
hugs ?
- Oh, George !
-
Please ? Come on.
- Good evening, boys.
Good-bye,
Mrs. Hunsaker.
[ Jimmy On Loudspeaker ]
Mr.
Trask is our fearless leader,
a man of
learning,
a voracious reader.
He could recite the
in
ancient greek...
while fishing for
trout
in a rippling creek.
Endowed with wisdom,
of
judgement sound,
nevertheless about him
the questions abound.
[
Hissing Sound ]
How does Mr. Trask
make such wonderful deals ?
Why did the trustees
buy him
Jaguar wheels ?
He wasn't conniving !
He wasn't crass !
He merely
puckered his lips...
- and
kissed their ass !
- [ Boys Laughing ]
Come on.
Come on.
One more !
One more, come on !
[
Whistling, Cheering ]
Aah !
Fuck you !
[ Trask ]
Mr. Simms, Mr. Willis.
Hmm.
Mrs. Hunsaker says that you gentlemen
were at a vantage point last night...
to observe who was
responsible for this, uh,
stunt.
Who was it ?
I really couldn't
tell you,
sir.
Um, I thought I saw someone
fooling with the lamppost,
but by the time I pulled focus,
they were gone.
Mr. Simms ?
I couldn't say.
That
automobile is not
just a possession of
mine.
That automobile was presented
to me by the Board of Trustees.
It is a symbol of the standard
of excellence for which
this
school is known,
and I will not
have it tarnished.
The
automobile ?
The standard,
Mr. Willis.
- What's your
position, Mr. Simms ?
- On what, sir ?
On preserving the
reputation
of Baird.
- I-I'm for Baird.
- Then, who did it ?
I
really couldn't say for sure.
Very
well.
First thing Monday,
I'm convening a special
session...
of the student-faculty
disciplinary committee.
As
this is a matter which
concerns the
whole school,
the entire student body
will be present.
There will
be no classes,
no activities.
Nothing will transpire
at
this institution...
until that
proceeding
is concluded.
And
if, at that time,
we are no further
along than we are now,
I will expel you
both.
[ Clearing Throat ]
Mr. Willis,
would you excuse
us ?
Have a nice Thanksgiving.
Thank you.
You too, Mr.
Willis.
I will.
[ Door
Closing ]
Mr. Simms.
I'm not
quite through
with you yet.
One of the few perks
of this
office is that...
I am empowered to
handle
certain matters on my own as I
see fit.
Do you understand ?
- Yes, sir.
- Good.
The Dean of Admissions at Harvard
and I have an arrangement.
Along with the usual sheaf of
applicants
submitted by Baird,
of which virtually,
oh, two-
thirds are
guaranteed admittance,
I add one name,
somebody
who's a standout
and yet,
underprivileged;
a student who cannot afford to pay
the board and tuition in Cambridge.
Do you know on whose behalf
I drafted a memo this year ?
- No, sir.
- You. You, Mr.
Simms.
Now can you tell me
who did it ?
No, sir, I
can't.
You take the weekend
to think about it, Mr. Simms.
Good afternoon.
What'd he
say ?
- Nothin'.
- What do
you mean, nothing ?
He said the same
thing.
He just said it over.
You know what
he's doing ?
He's good-cop,
bad-coppin'
us.
He knows I'm old guard.
You're fringe.
He's gonna
bear down on me
and soft-soap you.
[ Laughing ]
Did he try to
soft-soap you ? Did he ?
No.
Chas, I detect a slight panic pulse
from you. Are you panicking ?
- Yeah, a little.
- Come on.
- You're on scholarship, right ?
- Yeah.
You're on
scholarship
from Oregon... at Baird.
You're a long way from home, Chas.
What's that got to do
with
anything ?
I don't know how
it works out there.
But how
it works here ?
We stick together.
It's us against them,
no matter what.
We don't cover our ass.
We
don't tell our parents.
Stonewall
everybody !
And above all,
never, never...
Leave any of
us
twisting in the wind.
And
that's it.
What does that have to do
with me being on scholarship ?
Hey, hey !
I'm just tryin'
to bring you
up to speed, kid, that's
it.
Thanks.
I'll tell you
what. Give me a few hours
to figure out
the moves,
and call me tonight
in Vermont.
I'll be at the
Sugarbush lodge,
all right ?
All right.
You all right ?
Yeah, I guess so.
Okay.
Try to keep him down
to four
drinks a day.
If you can keep him down
to forty,
you're doin' good.
Try to water them down a little.
Do you know how to do that ?
- It's a long ride, honey !
- Get the bags in the car.
I'll be right out.
Mommy,
Mommy !
Don't forget Uncle Frank's
walk.
[ Mrs. Rossi ]
Oh,
ha... Yeah.
Uh, you have to
air him out...
a little
every day.
Why don't you go on back
there,
get yourself oriented ?
I'll come out in a minute,
give you telephone numbers
and stuff.
[ Frank ] Well, I wouldn't
try
a thing like that...
unless I knew,
would I ?
Just let me
speak to her.
Hello, beautiful.
Is that
you ?
Yeah,
we spoke
yesterday.
[ Chuckling ] You have a
glass of wine
with lunch ?
You sound
a little dusky.
Hmm.
- [ Clearing Throat ]
-
Just a minute, sweetheart.
You're back,
huh ?
Tenacious !
Get out my
dress blues.
They're in a garment bag
in the closet.
Check the top dresser
drawer.
Take out the shoulder boards...
and affix them
shoulders
right and left,
A.S.A.P.
That means now.
Hello.
Sorry to keep you
waitin',
sweetheart.
I'm not the kind of guy
who likes to rush things,
but I'm catchin' a :
at
Logan, lookin' out my window,
and
there's not a taxi in sight.
What
happened to Chet ?
He didn't invest
in a radio yet ?
Hah ! Well,
get your driver on it.
Tell
him to get
a move on.
Yes.
Mmm.
Some kind of body has got to go
with that
bedroom voice.
One day I'm gonna swing
by,
get a better look at it.
You bet.
Bye.
My
val-pak's underneath the bed.
Get it
out.
Put the boards on the blues
and fold 'em in.
Uh, are we
going someplace,
Colonel ?
What business is that of yours ?
Don't shrug, imbecile.
I'm
blind. Save your body language
for the
bimbi.
- Now, get my gear out.
- Francine, get in the car.
It's almost :. The goddamn
Flintstones haven't left yet.
[ Mr. Rossi ] Willie Rossi
must go in the car !
- Here
comes Mrs. Rossi now.
- Damn it !
She said good-bye to me
three times today.
What's
she got,
separation anxiety ?
Cut her off
at the door !
Hi, honey.
Bye, honey.
I wish you were
coming with
us.
Me too.
Maybe next time.
- Drive carefully now.
-
Yeah.
Charlie, this is
where
we'll be.
Good luck, Charlie.
Don't let him drink too much.
See ya, Charlie !
And no
numbers.
He
loves to talk dirty.
All right,
let's get to
work.
L-buckles
givin' you
trouble ?
Never in the Boy Scouts,
sluggo ?
- I, I made
Tenderfoot.
- Tenderfoot, my foot !
Convenience-store
mama's
boy.
Here. Let me
take a
look at that.
Touch me again, I'll kill
ya,
you little son-of-a-bitch !
I touch you.
Understand ?
My shoulder boards are in
the top dresser drawer. Get them, son.
The epaulets with
the silver
oak leaf.
- Are these --
-
Good.
Taxi come yet ?
Colonel,
where are we going
?
Where we going ?
Freak
show central.
- Where's that ?
- New York City.
That's in
New York, son.
New York State.
Uh, Mrs. Rossi didn't say anything to
me
about going anywhere.
She
forgot.
- Should we call her, 'cause I
--
- You kidding me ?
Call
her ? By the time they get to
Albany in
that
it'll be opening day
at
Saratoga.
- Colonel, I can't go to New
York City.
- Why not ?
New
York --
- New York's too much
responsibility.
- Ah, responsibility !
I had
a lot of
year olds
my first platoon.
I took
care of them.
All set !
How
do I look ?
Tickets. Money.
Speech.
Old Washington
joke...
from my days with Lyndon.
-[ Honking ]
-I knew I could
count on transportation.
Are you ready
?
This is not Panmunjom.
A
simple yes will do.
- Um --
- Good ! Here you go.
Come
on !
Hup to it, son !
You're
in front of me.
Let's go.
-
[ Meowing ]
- [ Frank ] Tomster, come
here, boy.
Psst, psst.
Come
on.
Here, tomster, come on.
Tomster, tomster. Yeah.
Remember, when in doubt... fuck.
Good afternoon, sir.
Where's
our destination ?
Our destination...
New York City,
home of the brave !
- Two for the shuttle to New York.
- I'm not shuttling anywhere.
- Look at those tickets.
-
Yes, sir, first class.
You bought me a
ticket ?
I never said I'd go to New
York.
What are you, some kind of
chicken-shit,
sticks to job description
only ?
Gate , sir.
- As you
were, son.
- Thank you, sir.
Which way's the door ?
- Are you blind ? Are you
blind ?
- Of course not.
Then why do you keep grabbin'
my goddamn arm ?
I take your
arm.
- I'm sorry.
- Don't be
sorry.
How would you know,
watchin' MTV all your life ?
Yes !
- Jack Daniels...
- You bet.
- And Diet Slice.
- The old Diet Slice.
- And
a water.
- Thank you, Daphne.
Certainly, sir.
Ahh ! Mmm !
How did you know her name ?
Well, she's
wearin' Floris.
That's an
English cologne.
But her voice is
California
chickie.
Now, California chickie
bucking for English lady --
I call her Daphne.
Oh, big
things may happen to
that little thing
of yours.
Look, Colonel,
-
I'll get you to New York, all right ?
-
Uh-huh.
Then I'm gonna have
to turn around and come back.
Well, Chuck, you gotta do
what you gotta do.
Charlie,
all right ?
Or Charles.
Sorry.
I can't blame you,
though.
Chuck is a --
So,
why are we
going to New York ?
All information
will be given
on a need-to-know basis.
Whoo-ah !
Where's Daphne ?
Let's get her down here.
She's in the back.
A tail's
in the tail.
Hah !
Oh, but I
still smell her.
[ Sniffing ]
Women !
What can you say ?
Who made 'em ?
God must have
been
a fuckin' genius.
The
hair --
They say the hair
is
everything, you know.
Have you ever
buried your nose
in a mountain of
curls...
and just wanted
to
go to sleep forever ?
Or lips --
and when they touched,
yours
were like...
that first swallow
of wine...
after you just
crossed
the desert.
Tits !
Whoo-ah !
Big ones, little ones,
nipples staring
right out at
ya...
Like secret searchlights.
Mmm.
And legs --
I don't care if
they're
Greek columns...
or secondhand
Steinways.
What's between 'em,
passport to heaven.
I need a
drink.
Yes, Mr. Simms,
there's only two syllables
in this whole wide world
worth hearing:
pussy.
Hah !
Are you listening to me, son ?
I'm givin' you pearls here.
I guess you
really like
women.
Oh, above all things !
A very, very
distant
second...
is a Ferrari.
Charlie ?
Give me your hand.
This is just the start
of
your education, son.
Whoo-ah !
- Where are we ?
- Where are
we, eh ?
The cynosure of
all
things civilized:
the Waldorf-Astoria.
The last time I was here, Charlie,
was with a G- from Brussels.
Had a Ferrari.
Every day I
held the door
open for the fucker.
Never even offered me
a
ride.
Well, fuck him.
He's
dead and I'm blind.
- Spread the word.
- Thank you, sir.
- The
intelligence will be forthcoming ?
-
Sir ?
On the escort scene.
Um, yes, sir.
- And welcome
to the Waldorf.
- Gracias, amigo.
Puerto Ricans...
always made
the best infantrymen.
- [ Clanking ]
- Oh !
I'm home again.
Give me an inventory
on this, will you ?
All right,
where am l, in
Asia ?
He told me the phone was on
the other side of the room, didn't he ?
By the windows ?
It's right
here.
Okay.
We're in
business.
Get me the Oak Room.
How's that inventory
comin'
?
Uh, there's Jim Beam
and
Early Times.
Quartermaster's on the
take again.
Hello.
Is
Sheldon or Mack there ?
This is
Lt. Col. Frank Slade.
I used
to be a regular. I used
to come in with
a General Garbisch.
Yes, that's
probably because
he's at Arlington six
feet under.
Listen up. I want a table
for two, and
I don't mean Siberia, :.
Clear them little
bottles
off.
And when I get off the phone,
call up Hyman.
Tell him I
want it
wall to wall with John Daniels.
Uh, don't you mean,
uh, Jack
Daniels ?
He may be Jack to you, son.
But when
you've known him as long as I
have --
That's a joke.
Hello
!
This is Lt. Col. Frank Slade.
I would like a limo, :.
What
are you drinkin' ?
Uh, nothing, thanks.
I don't use it.
What's
useful about it ?
I don't know. Listen,
Colonel,
I have
to get going.
Where you goin' ?
Back to school. I've got some real
important stuff I have to take care of.
Very well.
But I never let
my aides leave
on an empty stomach.
You'll dine with me and then my driver
will transport you...
to the
airport for the Boston Shuttle
departing at
hours.
Meanwhile,
unpack my bag.
I'm gonna
christen
the latrine.
[
Frank ] What's your name,
driver ?
- Manny, sir.
- Manny.
The bellhops at the Waldorf, are they
any good at getting escorts ?
- I wouldn't know, sir.
-
What would you know ?
- About what ?
- About you-know-what ?
Maybe I could
manage
something.
[ Frank ] I'm talkin'
top of the line, now.
Let me
think
about this, sir.
What's the matter
with you ?
- With me ?
- Yeah. Car
feels heavy. You know why ?
You got the
fuckin' weight of the world
on your
shoulders.
[ Sigh ]
I got a
little problem
at school, that's all.
- Spit it out !
- It's not a
big deal, all right ?
Where we going,
the Oak Room or somethin' ?
If it's not a big deal, why
did you say
What are you
doin', banging
the dean's daughter ?
Hah !
- I'm just in a little trouble.
- What kind of trouble ?
I
saw some guys
doing something.
To tell or not to tell,
or
it's your ass.
Hmm ?
- How'd
you know that ?
- I'm a wizard.
Give me the details,
come
on.
[ Sigh ]
There's this
guy
at school named Harry.
He's this real rich kid.
He
like...
runs the show.
Who
else ?
There's another guy, George,
but George didn't do anything.
George and I saw Harry and his buddies
doin' somethin'.
Now, the
folks at Baird,
they know you and
George can
identify the guilty parties
?
Yeah, they think we can.
-
George is a friend of yours.
- He's not
a friend, but he's all right.
- You
trust him ?
- Yeah, I guess so.
- He's on scholarship too ?
- No, why ?
We got George,
we got Harry,
we got trouble.
They're rich, you're poor.
You wanna get rich.
You
wanna graduate Baird,
become a rich big
shot like them.
- Am I right ?
- No. It's not that way at all.
Okay, Charlie !
Here we are, gentlemen:
the
Oak Room.
The Oak Room !
Bring us a menu and double Jack Daniels
on the rocks.
Charlie, sit
down here.
Uh, perhaps you'll feel more
comfortable in this, sir.
[
Wolf Whistle ]
You look great !
Thank you.
Here we are,
Charlie:
the Oak Room.
Now,
read me
the bill of fare.
Uh, let's see.
You got the
Oak Room Burger
and fries for $$.
Where's the booze ?
Flowin'
like mud around here.
A $$ hamburger ?
W-What's the story ?
What
story ?
- Are you a rich miser or
something ?
- Hah !
No, I'm
just your average
blind man.
Your average blind man.
How
do you plan on
paying for all this
stuff ?
Crisp, clean dollars...
American.
I saved up my
disability checks.
How much
did you save ?
I mean, we flew first
class,
we're at the Waldorf-Astoria,
a $$ hamburger restaurant.
-
All part of a plan, Charlie.
- You want
to let me in on it ?
Why should I ?
You're not interested.
You don't give a
shit !
You're leavin' on that
last shuttle
out of La Guardia.
Hmm ? Ooh !
You got
minutes,
son. I don't think
you're gonna make
it,
unless the Oak Room keeps some
complimentary helicopter on the roof.
No, sir. No !
You're here
till tomorrow.
You said the last
shuttle
leaves at
hours.
That's :, right ?
Last I heard, yeah.
It's
only :.
I lied. Leaves at :.
- It leaves at : ?
- Calm
down. Calm down.
Ahh ! The truth is,
Charlie,
- I need a guide dog
to help me execute my plan.
- What plan ?
You have a
right to know.
It's not really a plan,
Charlie.
It's sort of a --
more like a tour,
a little
tour of pleasures:
stay in a first-
class hotel,
eat an agreeable meal,
drink a nice glass of wine,
see my big brother.
Nothing
like family,
you know.
And
then, make love
to a terrific woman.
After that...
Yeah ?
I'm gonna lie down on my big,
beautiful bed at the Waldorf...
and blow my brains out.
-
May I tell you our specials ?
- You
may, sir.
Tonight we have charred
venison with
buckwheat spaetzle and
green peppercorn.
Grilled veal, tomato
tapenade,
and roasted eggplants.
Get me a
napkin.
My mouth's watering.
If you like our souffle for dessert,
it would be good to order it now.
Yes, on the souffle. Give us
a half a minute on the rest.
Very good, sir.
[ Clearing
Throat ]
- I'm leaning towards the
spaetzle.
- Colonel Slade --
Charlie, rolls on the table ?
Give 'em to me.
You should
try these rolls.
I used to
dream about them
when I was at Fort
Huachuca.
- Colonel Slade --
- Bread's no good west of the Colorado.
- Water's too alkaline.
-
Colonel Slade, did you say --
Did I
hear you right ?
Y-You said you're
gonna
kill yourself ?
No, I
said I was gonna
blow my brains out.
Try one of these rolls, Charlie.
I buttered it for ya.
I
don't want a roll,
all right ?
Okay. Have a radish !
Hah !
Hello ! Bring me a double
Jack Daniels on the rocks.
Yes, sir.
Right away.
[ Clearing Throat,
Mouthing
Words ]
Please, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Hmm.
[ Sniffing ]
What a
marvelous place !
Okay.
Yeah.
Your billet is here.
You'll
find bedding
in the closet on the
shelf.
In the morning, the area will be
returned to sitting-room mode...
no later than
hours.
What was that ?
Nothing.
Next time...
snap it out !
Thumb to palm,
index finger
through little digit,
smartly aligned,
sharp to the hairline,
down !
Too many men,
far better than you,
have
executed
that courtesy.
And
if you're smart,
you won't try it
again.
This bat has got sharper radar
than the Nautilus.
Don't
fuck with me,
Charlie.
See
you get
a good night's sleep, son.
[ Groaning ]
[ Frank ]
?It's a lovely day today ?
?So, whatever
you gotta do ?
?You got a lovely day
to do
it in that's true ?
Good morning,
Charlie.
- [ Sigh ] Good morning.
- This is Sofia, Charlie.
She's a magician
with a
needle.
Sofia's workin' me up
a little
and I've asked her
if she'd
put something together for
you.
- Uh, I don't need any clothes,
Colonel.
-
Standard issue...
for an upscale
urban assignment.
You don't
like the clothes,
Charlie, on
completion of duty,
you can give 'em
away.
Juice, coffee, and other assorted
goodies on the trolley over there.
Get yourself up,
get
yourself together !
?It's a great day
for singin' a song ?
?And
it's a great day
for movin' along ?
?And it's a great day
from
morning to night ?
?And it's
a great day ?
for
everybody's plight.
[ Frank Chuckling ]
How are you feeling
today,
Colonel ?
Super !
Superior !
Superfluous !
Young Sofie
here
is working Thanksgiving...
because she's trying to
put
herself through college.
I told her,
Charlie's headed for
college.
- Uh, excuse me.
-
Where you goin' ?
- I-l need to use the
phone.
- What's wrong with the phones
in here ?
I don't want
to
disturb you.
You're not disturbing me.
Make your call.
I'd kinda
like
to be private.
Stay
outta my room !
This is as private
as you're gonna get.
?But if you've got
somethin'
that must be done ?
?And it can only
be done by
one ?
Sofia...
what are the
chances
of suitin' you up sometime ?
- [ Operator ] Sugarbush Lodge.
- George Willis, please.
- [
George ] Hello !
- George ! Hey, it's
Charlie.
Hey, Chas. Next year you gotta
come up with us.
White
powder on
a base of snow bunnies.
Chas,
are you there ?
Yeah, I'm here.
Um --
- you told me to call you for the
moves.
- All right.
For now,
the move's
no move: status quo.
Everything's
the way we left
it.
How did we leave it ?
See no evil,
hear no evil.
You know
what I mean, Chas ?
Yeah. See no evil,
hear no
evil.
- Okay, then, walk like you talk
!
- All right, good-bye.
-
George Willis, huh ?
- Yeah.
George Willis.
That makes
his father probably
George Willis,
Senior.
Charlie, I ask ya,
what do you think Big George
is gonna feel about Little George...
seeing no evil,
hearing no
evil ?
Well,
we're not gonna
tell our parents.
We're just gonna keep it
between ourselves.
Oh,
George isn't gonna tell
his father
about this thing !
Damn decent of him.
Ooh ! Aw ! Hah !
- Scusi.
- Prego.
I love it
when you hurt me.
Uh, tell
me now,
Charlie.
This, uh,
George Willis, Junior,
what's his
father do ?
I don't really know.
Well, I'm gonna tell ya.
When George Willis, Sr., isn't busy as
a
million-dollar man for Aetna Casualty
--
or is it New England Distributor
for the Chrysler Corporation ?
He concerns himself with his young son,
George Willis, Junior.
George isn't going
to say
anything to his father.
Oh, Charlie.
Big George is gonna
wind up
Little George,
and Little George is
gonna sing
like a canary.
And if you're hip, kid,
you're gonna hop to, too.
You've got this
all figured
out, don't you ?
It don't take no Young
America merit
scholarship to figure
this one out.
Charlie, you had a little
life,
so you decided to go to Baird...
to put yourself in the market
for a big one.
Now, in order
to stay
in the running,
you're gonna have to tell these people
what they want
to know.
You think so ?
-
Are we finished, Sofia ?
- Yes.
Grazie. Grazie.
Charlie,
if you don't sing now,
you're gonna end up,
not
only shelving biscuits...
in some
convenience store
in the Oregon burbs,
probably the last word you'll ever hear
yourself say just before you croak...
gonna be,
and come back
soon.
Sofia !
Measure up
Charlie, pronto.
We got a date for
Thanksgiving.
We got a date ?
My brother's place.
W.R.
Slade,
White Plains, New York.
Colonel, I can't go with you
to your brother's place.
I
mean, I should be
getting back to
school.
Uh, well you gotta have
Thanksgiving somewhere.
I
mean, eats and treats.
I could use the
company.
All right.
D-Does
he know I'm comin' ?
He doesn't know
I'm comin'. But wait
till you see the
look on his face...
when I walk through
the door.
Oh, he loves me !
Oh, uh, Charlie,
about your
little problem,
there are two kinds of
people
in this world:
those
who stand up
and face the music,
and those who
run for cover.
Cover's
better.
Okay, Sofia, suit 'im up !
Make him pretty !
Careful.
- Should I ring it ?
- Yeah.
Yes ?
Yes !
Who
is this ?
- It's Randy.
-
Randy ? You new ?
I'm your nephew.
Hah !
Here I am !
Your sister's been
hoarding
me long enough.
- Thought it's time to
spread
the riches around.
-
Uncle Frank !
- Gloria !
-
Gail.
Of course.
Say hello
to the potluck
party from New York
City.
Good old Uncle Frank and this
here
with him is Charlie Simms,
star halfback of the
Baird
football team.
They not only beat
Exeter and Groton,
but Aquinas High
School too.
Where's your
miserable father ?
Wait !
No, no.
Let's surprise him.
Give that fat heart
of his
an attack. Willie !
Oh, Willie !
Hello, Frank.
- How you
doin' ?
- Okay.
Here's my
hand.
Charlie, meet W.R. Slade.
Nice to meet you, sir.
The original bulging
briefcase man.
Gretchen, I
smell those prunes !
We talkin' Turkey
Marbella ?
- Yes, we are.
-
Whoo !
Let's have a whiff.
Come on.
You know, I always
had a sneaker
for you. Come here.
[ Sniffing ]
Mmm.
Hah !
- Where are you, Garry
?
I heard you cough.
- Who
are you again ?
I'm just here at the
Waldorf-Astoria
with -- Is it your
brother ?
W.R.'s final issue.
How ya doin' ?
- Yes. Who
the hell are you ?
- I'm kinda takin'
care
of him for the weekend.
Charlie !
Jesus !
Sorry. Where's the booze ?
Flowin' like mud here.
To
tell the truth, the colonel's
not well,
I don't think.
- Not well ?
- I think he's a little lonely.
Why didn't you take him
to
your family's for dinner ?
I heard that
!
I heard that.
Pay no
attention to him.
That's his big-
brother talk.
He's been watching out
for me
since day one.
Bailed
me out of more trouble...
than he'd
like to remember.
- Hmm ?
-
[ Gretchen ] Let me take your coat.
I
meant to pick up some vino
on my way, but I blew it.
I'll send you the Rothschild
again for Christmas,
- only
let's see how Thanksgiving goes.
- I'll
set two more places.
- Here's your
drink, Frank.
- Thank you, Randy.
Still with
Snow Queen sugar
?
Snow Flake. Why do you
always get that wrong ?
Because it's not important for me to
get it right. What are you doing there
?
I'm Vice President
for
Marketing.
Whoo-ah ! Congratulations !
Sugar is shit, though.
I
told General Abrams to install
honey in
the commissaries.
If the K-s didn't
blow your brains
out, sugar, sure as
shit, was gonna.
- Why don't we all sit
down ?
- Ooh !
Mitsouki.
Rhymes with nookie.
Be careful.
- When the wife gets restless,
the wife gets racy.
- Let's
go and eat.
By all means.
Thank you, Charlie.
Where
you wanna sit, Frank, or you gonna
arrange yourself at the head again ?
Any old card table
will do.
This is fine.
[ Frank ]
Where was I ? Oh !
I wake
up. It's four in the morning.
I don't
know who I'm with,
why I'm there
and where I am.
What am I
gonna do ?
I got this Asian flower,
all giggly and dewy-like;
and this hard-boiled
navy nurse outta Omaha, on
the other.
We're three across the bed,
not a stitch of clothes on.
It comes to me.
Let east
meet west.
We'll build a golden bridge.
[ Frank ]
Hah-hah !
I felt like I'd just joined
the corps of engineers !
We
all still here ?
It's a beautiful
story.
[ Cough ]
- Do you
always enjoy
shocking people, Uncle
Frank ?
- Honey.
I didn't
know you were
so easily shocked.
I admire your sensibilities.
I'm touched.
Dad, remember
the time
you persuaded Frank...
- to go to the kennel ?
-
What about it ?
- He almost put the
seeing eye
dog business outta business.
- Cool it, Randy.
- It's
over and done with.
- Indeed it is,
Garry.
Indeed it is.
So is
dinner.
Charlie, what time do you have
?
I think we better be gettin' back.
- You ever given any thought
to a braille watch, Frank ?
- Randy.
- Stevie Wonder
wears one,
or do you rank on him too ?
- Honey, please.
It's all
right, Gloria.
I enjoy Randy's
observations.
My wife's name is Gail,
Frank.
Can you hear that ? Gail.
Excuse me.
Gail.
Gail strikes me as
a very beautiful woman,
but
there's a
little tension in her voice.
It could be one
of two
things:
either Gail is nervous
or unsatisfied.
What's your
point,
Uncle Frank ?
You
oughta go down
on her.
Cut
it out, Frank,
will ya ?
You're so wrapped up in sugar, you've
forgotten the taste of real honey !
Frank,
for God's sake !
Hear that voice ?
There's
fire under that dress.
- Will you cut
it out ?
- Just get the fuck outta
here.
- Whoo-ah !
- Get in
your limousine.
Go down to the bowery,
get with the
other fucking drunks where
you belong !
- Wait a minute.
- What ?
- Could you take it
easy ?
- What for ?
You want
me to lay off him,
Chuckie, 'cause he's
blind ?
- No, but I mean --
- My friend's name is Charles.
He doesn't like
to be called
Chuckie.
- This is supposed to be a
family
get-together. This is --
- A warning.
Jesus Christ.
Another sucker who thinks
this
shitheel's a war hero.
Whoo-ah.
Well, once... maybe.
I suppose he told you about
his days
on Lyndon Johnson's staff ?
I was gonna go.
Now I'm not
leaving.
- Frank was earmarked for
general.
- Earmarked, good word.
- But Frank likes to spit
in
everybody's eye !
- Randy, that's
enough.
So -- What do they call it when
they
give you the shaft in the military
?
- Passed over !
- Frank
was passed over for promotion...
Couple
times.
- You want to know what happened
then ?
- Will you shut your mouth ?
- He blew himself up.
- Stop
it, Randy.
Our colonel, here, had a
grenade
juggling act at Fort Bragg or
wherever.
- Fort Benning.
-
He was teaching hand-to-hand combat --
Randy, look at me when
you're talking to me, son.
I'm lookin', Frank.
His
partner in the act was some captain.
-
Major Vincent Squires.
- Yeah, whoever
he was.
Before going on, they'd have
themselves
a lo-cal breakfast:
a Screwdriver for Frank,
Bloody Mary for his partner.
No, Vincent drank
Sea
Breezes.
Judge Advocate at Benning said
Col.
Slade had four to his partner's
one.
Judge Advocate at Benning said
Col.
Slade had four to his partner's
one.
He's flying in class.
He gets all excited.
He
starts pulling
the pins out.
[ Randy ] One grenade
got
away from him.
Boom.
The one that got away.
Oh, the pin was in...
Frank
claims.
In or out, what
difference does it make ?
What kind of fucking lunatic
juggles grenades ?
Vinnie
came out okay.
And all Frank lost
was his eyesight.
- Wanna
know the truth ?
- You got a handle on
that,
do you, Randy ?
- He
was an asshole before.
- Whoo-ah !
Now all he is
is a blind
asshole.
Whoo-ah.
Hey, God's
a funny guy.
God doth have
a
sense of humor.
Maybe God thinks some
people don't deserve to see.
[ Sigh ]
Whoo-ah. Hah !
You get the point...
Chuckie
?
- Aah !
- His name is
Charles.
You can say that,
can't you ? Charles.
Know
what this is, Randy ? It's a choke
hold
I'm teaching those lieutenants.
-
Little pressure, I bust your windpipe.
- I don't care what he said.
- Charles.
- Just let go,
please !
[ Gasping ]
Gretchen ?
You outdid
yourself.
If you twist my arm
hard enough,
we're talking
-
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