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The
Big
Bang
Theory
Theme
主题曲歌词
Our whole
universe was in a hot dense state,
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then
nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion
started. Wait...
140
亿年前终于爆了炸
等着瞧
...
The Earth
began to cool,
地球开始降温
The autotrophs began to drool,
自养生物来起哄
Neanderthals developed tools,
穴居人发明工具
We built
a wall (we built the pyramids),
我们建长城（我们建金字塔）
Math, science, history, unraveling the
mysteries,
数学
自然科学
历史
揭开神秘
That all
started with the big bang!
一切由大爆炸开始
其实人类历史没有多久
As every galaxy was formed in less time
than it takes to sing this song.
星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短
A
fraction of a second and the elements were made.
元素在微秒间便形成了
The
bipeds stood up straight,
两足动物直立行走
The
dinosaurs all met their fate,
恐龙都得认命了
They
tried to leap but they were late
想要突变
没来得及
And they all
died (they froze their asses off)
就死光光了
（
pp
都冻成了化石）
The oceans and pangea
大洋和泛古陆
See ya,
wouldn't wanna be ya
拜拜
才不想学你
Set in
motion by the same big bang!
都是爆炸惹的祸