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The modest proposal
It is a
melancholy object to those who walk through this
great town or
travel in the country,
when they see the streets, the roads, and cabin
doors, crowded with beggars of
the female sex, followed by three,
four
,
or
six
children, all in
rags and
importuning every
passenger
for
an
alms.
These mothers, instead of being able to work for
their honest
livelihood,
are
forced
to
employ
all
their
time
in
strolling
to
beg
sustenance for their
helpless infants: who as they grow up either turn
thieves for want of work, or leave
their dear native country to fight for
the Pretender in Spain, or sell
themselves to the Barbadoes.
I
think
it
is
agreed
by
all
parties
that
this
prodigious
number
of
children in the arms, or
on the backs, or at the heels of their mothers,
and frequently of
their
fathers,
is in
the present
deplorable state
of
the
kingdom a very great additional
grievance; and, therefore, whoever
could find out a fair
,
cheap, and easy method of making these children
sound, useful members of the
commonwealth, would deserve so well
of
the public as to have his statue set up for a
preserver of the nation.
But my
intention is very far from being confined
to provide only for the
children of professed beggars; it is of
a much greater extent, and shall
take
in the whole number of infants at a certain age
who are born of
parents in effect as
little able to support them as those who demand
our charity in the streets.
”
I
have
been
assured
by
a
very
knowing
American
of
my
acquaintance
in
London,
that
a
young
healthy
child
well
nursed
is
at
a
year
old
a
most
delicious,
nourishing,
and
wholesome
food,
whether
stewed,
roasted,
baked,
or
boiled
...
”
As to my own
part, having turned my thoughts for many years
upon
this important subject, and
maturely weighed the several schemes of
other projectors, I have always found
them grossly mistaken in the
computation.
It is
true,
a
child
just
dropped from
its
dam
may
be
supported by her milk for a solar
year
, with little other nourishment;
at most not above the value of 2s.,
which the mother may certainly
get, or
the value in scraps, by her lawful occupation of
begging; and it
is exactly at one year
old that I propose to provide for them in such a
manner as instead of being a charge
upon their parents or the parish,
or
wanting food and raiment for the rest of their
lives, they shall on
the contrary
contribute to the feeding, and partly to the
clothing, of
many thousands.
There is likewise another great
advantage in my scheme, that it will
prevent those voluntary abortions, and
that horrid practice of women
murdering
their
bastard
children,
alas!
too
frequent
among
us!
sacrificing the poor innocent babes I
doubt more to avoid the expense
than
the shame, which would move tears and pity in the
most savage
and inhuman breast.
The
number
of
souls
in
this
kingdom
being
usually
reckoned
one
million and
a
half, of these I calculate
there may be
about
two hundred
thousand
couple
whose
wives
are
breeders;
from
which
number
I
subtract thirty thousand couples who
are able to maintain their own
children, although I apprehend there
cannot be so many, under the
present
distresses of the kingdom; but this being granted,
there will
remain an hundred and
seventy thousand breeders. I again subtract
fifty thousand for those women who
miscarry, or whose children die
by
accident
or
disease
within
the
year
.
There
only
remains
one
hundred and twenty thousand children of
poor parents annually born.
The
question
therefore
is,
how
this
number
shall
be
reared
and
provided
for
,
which,
as
I
have
already
said,
under
the
present
situation of
affairs, is utterly impossible by all the methods
hitherto
proposed. For we can neither
employ them in handicraft or agriculture;
we neither build houses (I mean in the
country) nor cultivate land:
they can
very seldom pick up a livelihood by stealing, till
they arrive at
six
years
old,
except
where they
are
of
towardly
parts,
although
I
confess they
learn
the
rudiments
much
earlier
,
during
which
time,
they can however be
properly looked upon only as probationers, as I
have been informed by a principal
gentleman in the county of Cavan,
who
protested to me that he never knew above one or
two instances
under the age of six,
even in a part of the kingdom so renowned for
the quickest proficiency in that art.
I
am assured
by
our
merchants, that a
boy
or
a
girl
before twelve
years old is
no salable commodity; and even when they come to
this
age
they
will
not
yield
above
three
pounds,
or
three
pounds
and
half-
a-crown at most on the exchange; which cannot turn
to account
either to the parents or
kingdom, the charge of nutriment and rags
having been at least four times that
value.
I shall now therefore humbly
propose my own thoughts, which I hope
will not be liable to the least
objection.
I have been assured by a
very knowing American of my acquaintance
in London, that a young healthy child
well nursed is at a year old a
most
delicious,
nourishing,
and
wholesome
food,
whether
stewed,
roasted, baked,
or
boiled; and
I
make
no
doubt
that it
will
equally
serve in a fricassee or a ragout.
I
do
therefore
humbly
offer
it
to
public
consideration
that
of
the
hundred
and
twenty
thousand
children
already
computed,
twenty
thousand may be
reserved for breed, whereof only one-fourth part
to
be males; which is more than we
allow to sheep, black cattle or swine;
and
my
reason
is,
that
these
children
are
seldom
the
fruits
of
marriage,
a
circumstance
not
much
regarded
by
our
savages,
therefore one male will be sufficient
to serve four females. That the
remaining hundred thousand may, at a
year old, be offered in the sale
to the
persons
of
quality
and
fortune through the
kingdom;
always
advising the mother to let them
suck plentifully in the last month, so
as to render them plump and fat for a
good table. A child will make
two
dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when
the family dines
alone,
the
fore
or
hind
quarter
will
make
a
reasonable
dish,
and
seasoned with a little pepper or salt
will be very good boiled on the
fourth
day, especially in winter
.
I
have reckoned upon a medium that a child just
born will weigh 12
pounds,
and
in
a
solar
year
,
if
tolerably
nursed,
increaseth
to
28
pounds.
I grant this food will be somewhat
dear
, and therefore very proper for
landlords, who, as they have already
devoured most of the parents,
seem to
have the best title to the children.
Infant's flesh will be in season
throughout the year
, but more plentiful
in
March,
and
a
little
before
and
after;
for
we
are
told
by
a
grave
author
, an eminent
French
physician, that fish
being
a
prolific
diet,
there are more
children born in Roman Catholic countries about
nine
months after Lent than at any
other season; therefore, reckoning a
year after Lent, the markets will be
more glutted than usual, because
the
number of popish infants is at least three to one
in this kingdom:
and therefore it will
have one other collateral advantage, by lessening
the number of papists among us.
I have already computed the charge of
nursing a beggar's child (in
which
list
I
reckon
all
cottagers,
laborers,
and
four-fifths
of
the
farmers) to be about two
shillings per annum, rags included; and I
believe no gentleman would repine to
give ten shillings for the carcass
of a
good
fat
child,
which,
as
I
have
said,
will
make
four
dishes
of
excellent nutritive meat, when he
hath only some particular friend or
his
own family to dine with him. Thus the squire will
learn to be a good
landlord, and grow
popular among his tenants; the mother will have
eight shillings net profit, and be fit
for work till she produces another
child.
Those who are more
thrifty (as I must confess the times require) may
flay
the
carcass;
the
skin
of
which
artificially
dressed
will
make
admirable gloves for ladies, and summer
boots for fine gentlemen.
As to our
city of Dublin, shambles may be appointed for this
purpose
in the most convenient parts of
it, and butchers we may be assured
will
not be wanting; although I rather recommend buying
the children
alive, and dressing them
hot from the knife, as we do roasting pigs.
A very worthy person, a true lover of
his country, and whose virtues I
highly
esteem,
was
lately
pleased
in
discoursing
on
this
matter
to
offer a refinement upon my scheme. He
said that many gentlemen of
this
kingdom, having of late destroyed their
deer
, he conceived that
the
want of venison might be well supplied by the
bodies of young lads
and maidens, not
exceeding fourteen years of age nor under twelve;
so great a number of both sexes in
every country being now ready to
starve
for want of work and service; and these to be
disposed of by
their parents, if alive,
or otherwise by their nearest relations. But with
due deference to so excellent a friend
and so deserving a patriot, I
cannot
be
altogether
in
his
sentiments;
for
as
to
the
males,
my
American acquaintance assured me, from
frequent experience, that
their flesh
was generally
tough and lean,
like
that of
our
schoolboys by
continual exercise, and
their taste disagreeable; and to fatten them
would not answer the charge. Then as to
the females, it would, I think,
with
humble submission be a loss to the public, because
they soon
would become breeders
themselves; and besides, it is not improbable
that some scrupulous people might be
apt to censure such a practice
(although
indeed
very
unjustly),
as
a little
bordering
upon
cruelty;
which, I confess,
hath always been with me the strongest objection
against any project, however so well
intended.
But in order to justify my
friend, he confessed that this expedient was
put into his head by the famous
Psalmanazar
, a native of the island
Formosa, who came from thence to London
above twenty years ago,
and in
conversation told my friend,
that in
his country when any young
person
happened to be put to death, the executioner sold
the carcass
to persons of quality as a
prime dainty; and that in his time the body
of a plump girl of fifteen, who was
crucified for an attempt to poison
the
emperor
, was
sold to his
imperial majesty's prime minister of state,
and other great mandarins of the court,
in joints from the gibbet, at
four
hundred crowns. Neither indeed can I
deny
, that if the same use
were made of several plump young girls
in this town, who without one
single
groat to their fortunes cannot stir abroad without
a chair
, and
appear
at
playhouse and
assemblies in
foreign
fineries
which
they
never will pay
for
, the kingdom would not be the
worse.
Some persons of a desponding
spirit are in great concern about that
vast number of poor people, who are
aged, diseased, or maimed, and
I have
been desired to employ my thoughts what course may
be taken
to ease the nation of so
grievous an encumbrance. But I am not in the
least pain upon that matter
,
because it is very well known that they
are
every
day
dying
and
rotting
by
cold and
famine,
and filth
and
vermin, as fast as can
be reasonably expected. And as to the young
laborers, they are now in as hopeful a
condition; they cannot get work,
and
consequently pine away for want of nourishment, to
a degree that
if at any time they are
accidentally hired to common labor
,
they have
not strength to perform it;
and thus the country and themselves are
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