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Ten Candies
Mother
asks
her
son,
“Jim,
if
you
have
ten
candies,
and
you
eat
four,
then
how
many candles do you have?”
“Ten.” Jim says.
“Then,” Mother
asks.
“Yes, Mum.
Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are
out of my stomach.
Four and six is ten,
isn’t it right?”
There was a guy who went
into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree
parrots in the
shop.
One
was
$$5,000;
another
one,
$$10,000;
and
the
third
one,
$$30,000.
The
customer asked the owner, “How come
this
guy is
$$5,000? That’s
so expensive for
this kindof
parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained
him and he can talk.” So
the
customer
asked
him,
“How
about
this
guy?
What
can
he
do
tha
t
makes
him
so
expensive?” The owner said, “Well,
apart from talking, he can also do some amusing
actions,like dancing and so on. That’s
why he’s so expensive.” Then the customer said,
“How about the third one? What canhe do
that makes him so expensive?” T
he owner
of the shopsaid, “I don’t know.
Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance,
nor
whistle, nor sing, nothing at all!
But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’”
Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with
the word
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of
cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is
the “egg
Student:In the
cake,Sir.
Tom
is a little boy, and he is only seven years old.
Once he goes to a cinema. It is the
first
time
for
him
to
do
that.
He
buys
a
ticket
and
goes
in.
But
after
two
or
three
minutes
he
comes
out,
and
buys
the
second
ticket
and
goes
in
again.
After
a
few
minutes he
comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or
three minutes after that
he comes out
and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,
“Why do you buy s
o
many tickets? How many friends do you
meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big
woman always stops me at the door and
cuts up my ticket.”
Child:My uncle has 1000 men
under him.
Man:He is really does do?
Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great
man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great
man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400
years.
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're
getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right,
Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?
A little kid
fell in love with another little kid, a school
mate. Sometimes the kids think
they
fall in lov
e when they have a crush on
someone else in the class, when they’re
eight
or
ten
years
old
or
something
like
that.
So
the
eight-year-oldkid
came
back
home and asked his
father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?”
And the father said,
“Yes, son, it is
very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does
it cost?” And the
father said, “I don’t
know, son. I’m still paying.”
yesterday
that
everything
you
told
me
went
in
one
ear
and
out
the
other
,
so
I
am
trying to stop it.
“I'm sorry
,
Madam
,
but I shall have to charge
you twenty dollars for pulling your
boy's tooth .”
“Twenty d ollars! Why
,
I understand you to say
that you charged only four dollars
for
such work!”
“
Yes
,
but this youngster yelled
so terribly that he scared four other patients out
of the
office .”
TWO
:
Teacher
:
We all
know that beat causes an object to expand an cold
cauese it to
contract.
Now
,
can anyone give me a
good example?
John
:
Well
,
in the summer the days are
long
,
and in the winter the
days are short.
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two
cents.
you yesterday?
said
the mother proudly.
the old
woman?
Drunk
One
day,
a
father
and
his
little
son
were
going
home.
At
this
age,
the
boy
was
interested
in
all
kinds
of
things
and
was
always
asking
questions.
Now,
he
asked,
the word
'Drunk',
dad?
son,
father replied,
am drunk.
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