英语手抄报内容大全

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English Humor

英语笑话

1 Bring Papa

Teacher

：

For final exam this time, you can take your

textbooks, your notebooks, your dictionary etc., just as you

do your homework as usual.

Frank

：

That sounds good. Then I can take my papa here.

【译文】带爸爸

老师：本次考试

,

< br>你们能够带课本、笔记本、词典等

,

就像你们平

常做作业一样。

弗里克：太好了

,

那我就能够把爸爸带 来了。

2 Cat and crab

One day, a cat played near the lake. Suddenly, a crab

clamped it. The cat is rather cross , it ran after the crab.

After a while, that cat ran into the forest. A big brown

spider making its net in the tree, the cat caught the big

brown spider very fast, and the cat said to the big brown

spider

：

you? Yes, I still know you?!

【译文】猫和螃蟹

一天，一只猫在湖边玩耍。忽然，一只螃蟹夹了它一下。那只 猫

非常生气，它追着那只螃蟹跑。一会儿，它追到了森林里。一只大的

< br>棕色的蜘蛛正在树上织网，那只猫很快地抓住了那只大的棕色的蜘蛛，

并对它说： “小样儿，你上了网我就不理解你了？！”