-
THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E04
-
Sheldon
:
you
know,
I've
been
thinking
about
time
travel
我最近一直在想着时光旅行。
again.
-
Leonard
：
Why, did you hit a roadblock
with invisibility
-
Sheldon
: Put it
on the back burner.
Anyway, it occurs
to me if I ever did perfect a time machine,
I would just go into the past and give
it to myself,
thus eliminating the need
for me to invent it in the first place.
-
Leonard
：
Interes
ting.
-
Sheldon
:
Yeah, it really takes the pressure off.
-
Leonard
：
Sounds
like a breakthrough.
为什么，你又撞上看不见的路障了
暂时先不说那个。
我想到如果我发明了完美的时间机器，
我会回到过去把它送给自己，
省得要自己发明它。
有趣。
是啊，让我减压不少。
听起来像是个大突破。
Should
I call science magazine and tell them to hold the
cover
要我打电话给科学杂志让他们留下头版的位置吗
-
Sheldon
: It's
time travel,
Leonard
; I will
have already done
这可是时间旅行，
Leonard
过去的我已经做过了。
that.
-
Leonard
：
< br>Then I guess congratulations are in order.
-
Sheldon
: No,
congratulations will have been in order.
You know, I am not going to enjoy this
party.
-
Leonard
：<
/p>
I know, I'm familiar with you.
那就等着祝贺你啦。
不，过去的你已经祝贺过我了。
我肯定在派对上不会开心的。
我知道，我了解你。
-
Sheldon
:
The
last
department
party,
professor
Finkleday
< br>上次系里的派对
Finkleday
教授抓着我谈了
45
分
cornered me and
talked about spelunking for 45 minutes.
钟的窑洞挖掘。
-
< br>Leonard
：
Yes, I was there.
-
Leonard
：
< br>What
-
Sheldon
:
Nothing.
我也在场。
什么
什么也没有。
-
Sheldon
: You
know what's interesting about caves,
Leonard
你知道窑洞有什么好
玩的吗，
Leonard
-
Leonard
：
Well, then
we'll avoid Finkleday, we'll meet the new
那我们躲开他，我们会见到新的系主任。
department head,
congratulate him, shake his hand and
go.
-
Sheldon
:
How's this
Pleased to meet you,
Dr. Gablehauser
.
恭喜他，跟他握手，然后就走。
这样如何
见到你很高兴，
Gablehauser
博士。
fortunate
for
you
that
the
university's
chosen
to
hire
您真幸运，学校雇用了您，
you,
despite the fact
尽管您
25
年来都没做出什么原创研究，
years,
而是写了一系列畅销书，
that
reduce
the
great
concepts
of
science
to
a
series
of
将科学这一伟大的概念降格为奇闻轶事，
anecdotes,
one
dumb
down
to
accommodate
the
duration
of
an
每则故事都简单到能在一次肠部运动的时间内
average bowel movement.
看完
就是厕所读物
)
Mahalo.
-
Leonard
：
Mahalo is a nice touch.
Mahalo (
夏威夷语的谢谢
)
。
Mahalo
是不错的修饰。
-
Sheldon
:
You
know
there
only
eight
consonants
in
the
你知道夏威夷语里只有
8
个辅音吗
Hawaiian language
-
Leonard
：
Interest
ing. You should lead with that.
-
Raj
：
Oh, god, look at
this buffet.
I love America.
-
Leonard
：
You
don't have buffets in India
- 1 -
有趣，你就这么做开场白吧。
瞧瞧这自助餐。
我爱美国。
印度没自助餐吗
THE BIG
BANG THEROY S01E04
-
Raj
：
Of course, but it's all Indian food.
You can't find a bagel in Mumbai to
save your life.
Smear me.
-
Sheldon
: Well,
here's an interesting turn of events.
-
Leonard
：
What
Howard
brought a date
有，但都是印度菜。
在孟买你可找不到能救命的面包圈。
给我涂点酱。
事态的发展真是有趣。
怎么了
Howard
带了女伴
-
Sheldon
:
A
more
plausible
explanation
is
that
his
work
in
可能是他在机器人方面的研究取得了重大进展。
robotics has made an amazing leap
forward.
-
Howard
：
Hey, what up, science bitches
May I introduce my special lady friend
Summer
-Woman
：
How
ard
, I told you touching is extra.
-
Howard
：
Ri
ght. Sorry.
-
Leonard
< br>：
Here comes our new boss. Be polite.
-boss
：
Hi, fellas.
Eric Gablehauser.
-
Howard
：
Howard
Wolowitz.
-boss
：
H
oward
, nice to meet you. And you are
-
Sheldon
: An
actual real scientist.
How was that
I can't believe he fired me.
怎样，科学怪人们
这位是我特别的女
性朋友
Summer
。
Howard
我说了碰我要加钱的。
好，抱歉。
我们的新老板来了，礼貌点。
大家好。
我是
Eric
Gablehauser
。
我是
Howard
Wolowitz
。
Howard
，见到你很高兴。你是
一个真正的科学家。
这个开场白怎样
我不敢相信他开除我了。
-
Leonard
：
Well,
you
did
call
him
a
glorified
high
school
你说他是被捧出来的高中理科老师。
science teacher
whose last
successful experiment was lighting his own farts.
还说他上一次成功的试验是点燃了自己的屁。
-
Sheldon
: In my
defense, I prefaced that by saying,
但我之
前说了
恕我直言
。
due respect.
-<
/p>
Leonard
：
Morning.
-
Sheldon
:
Morning.
-
Leonard
：
You're making eggs for breakfast
-
Sheldon
: This
isn't breakfast, it's an experiment.
-<
/p>
Leonard
：
'Cause it
looks a lot like breakfast.
早。
早。
今天早餐你做鸡蛋吃
这不是早餐，这是试验。
但看起来很像早餐。
-
Sheldon
: I
finally have time to test my hypothesis about the
我终于有时间验证我的理论，从蛋白质总分离水
separat
ion of the water molecules
分子
through the
egg proteins and its impact vis-a-vis taste.
-
Leonard
：
So
unds yummy.
I look forward to your work
with bacon.
-
Sheldon
: As do
I.
以及它对口感的影响。
听起来真开胃。
我很期待你配上熏肉后的成果。
我也是。
-
Leonard
：
You
know,
I'm
sure
if
you
just
apologize
to
我相信只
要你跟
Gablehauser
道歉，他会让你回
Gablehauser, he would give you your job back.
去工作的。
-
Sheldon
: I don't
want my job back.
我不想回去工作。
I've
spent
the
past
three
and
a
half
years
staring
at
grease
过去三年半时间我都在瞪着写满方程式的板子
boards
full of equations.
上。
Before that, I spent four years working
on my thesis.
在那之前我花了四年时间写论文。
Before that, I was in college, and
before that, I was in the fifth
在那之前我在上
大学，而在大学之前我在上
5
年
gra
de.
级。
This is my
first day off in decades and I'm going to savor
it.
- 2 -
这是我十几年来第一次休息，我要好好享受。
THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E04
-
Leo
nard
：
Okay. I'll let you get
back to fixing your eggs.
-
L
eonard
：
And we all thank you.
-
Sheldon
: Use new
eggs.
-
Penny
：
hi. Hey, I'm running out to the market.
Do you guys need anything
好吧，那你回去弄你的鸡蛋吧。
我们都感激你。
要用新鲜鸡蛋。
嗨，我正要去超市。
你们要带什么吗
-
Sheldon
: Not
just fixing my eggs, I'm fixing everyone's eggs.
不只是我的鸡蛋，弄的是全人类的蛋。
-
Sheldon
: Oh,
well, this would be one of those circumstances
这就是那些不熟悉数学规律的人会称之为巧合的
that
people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers
would call
事件之一了。
a coincidence.
-
P
enny
：
I'm sorry
-
Sheldon
: I need
eggs.
Four dozen should suffice.
-
Penny
：
Four
dozen
你说什么
我要蛋。
4
打就够了。
4
打
-
Sheldon
: Yes,
and evenly distributed amongst brown, white,
对，棕蛋、白蛋、走地鸡蛋、大鸡蛋、加大鸡蛋
free-
range, large, extra large and jumbo.
跟特
大鸡蛋各要
8
个。
< br>-
Penny
：
Okay,
one more time.
-
Sheldon
: Never
mind. You won't get it right.
I'd
better come with you.
-
Penny
：
Oh, yeah.
How
come you didn't go into work today
好，再说一次。
算了，你肯定搞不对。
我最好跟你一起去。
好呀。
你今天怎么没去上班
-
Sheldon
: I'm
taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to
我在休假，因为我不愿向平庸之流屈服。
mediocre minds.
-
Penny
：
So you got canned, huh
你给开除了
-
Sheldon
:
Theoretical
physicists
do
not
get
canned...
but
理论上
说物理学家不会给开除
...
但你说对了。
yeah.
-
Penny
：
Well, maybe it's all for the
best.
可能这样最好。
You
know, I always say when one door closes, another
one
我相信一扇门关上了总会有另外一扇门打开的。
opens.
-
Sheldon
: No, it
doesn't.
不，不是的。
Not unless the two doors are connected
by relays or there are
除非两扇门用继电器连接或者装有传感器。
motion sensors involved.
-
Penny
：
No, no, I
meant...
不，我是说
...
-
Sheldon
: or if
the first door closing creates a change of air
或者一扇门关上时产生的空气压力作用于第二扇
pressure
that acts upon the second door.
门引致
...
-
Penny
：
Never mind.
-
Sheldon
: Slow
down. Slow down. Please, slow down!
-
Penny
：
We're fine!
算了。
慢点，慢点
!
拜托慢点
!
没事啦
!
-
Sheldon
: You're
not leaving yourself enough space between
你跟车都不保持足够的距离。
cars.
-
Penny
：
Oh, sure, I am.
-
Sheldon
: No, no,
let me do the math for you.
This car
weighs, let's say 4,000 pounds.
Now add
140 for me, 120 for you...
-
Penny
：
120
-
Sheldon
: Oh, I'm
sorry. Did I insult you
- 3 -
我有啊
!
不，我给你算算。
就算这车重
4000
磅，
我<
/p>
140
磅，你
120
磅。
120
不好意思冒犯你了吗
THE BIG
BANG THEROY S01E04
Is your body mass somehow
tied into your self-worth
-
P
enny
：
Well, yeah.
-
Sheldon
:
Interesting.
-
Penny
：
Let's say 4,390.
-
Sheldon
: Fine.
We're traveling forward at-- good
lord-- 51 miles an hour.
你的体重跟自我价值有关系
当然。
有趣。
算
4
390
磅。
好。
目前时速是，老天啊，
51
英里
/
时。
Anyway, that gives us a total
weight of, let's say 4,400 pounds.
那么我们
就算总重
4400
磅吧。
Now let's assume that your brakes are
new and the calipers
假设你的刹车是新的，卡钳也是校准的。
are aligned.
Still, by the
time we come to a stop,
当我们停下时，
we'll be
occupying the same space as that Buick in front of
us,
我们占有的空间跟前面那辆别克是一样的。
an
impossibility
that
nature
will
quickly
resolve
into
death,
因此我们会
在短时间内给压成稀泥，
死得很惨
...
mutilation...
oh, look, they
built a new putt-putt course.
-
Sheldon
: This is
great.
Look at me.
哇，看，他们在铺新的迷你高尔夫场地。
真好。
看看我。
I'm in the
real world of ordinary people just living their
ordinary,
我生活在普通人的平凡世界中，过着他们无趣平
< br>colorless workaday lives.
常的一天。
-
Penny
：
Thank you.
-
Sheldon
: No,
thank you.
And thank you, ordinary
person.
Hey, you want to hear an
interesting thing about tomatoes
-
Penny
：
Uh, no, no, not
really.
Listen, didn't you say you
needed some eggs
谢谢。
不，谢谢。
谢谢，普通人。
你想知道关于番茄的趣闻不
不，不想。
你不是要买鸡蛋啊
-
Sheldon
:
Yes,
but
anyone
who
knows
anything
about
the
对，但任何对细菌繁殖学稍有了解的人
dynamics of bacterial growth
knows to pick up their refrigerated
foods on the way out of the
都会在出去结账时才买冰柜里的食物。
supermarket.
-
Pen
ny
：
Oh, okay, well, then
maybe you should start heading
那好，那你现在就该准备出去了。
on out then.
-
Sheldon
: No,
this is fun.
不，这样很好玩啊。
Oh, the thing about tomatoes-- and I
think you'll really enjoy
关于番茄的事我觉得你肯定会喜欢的。
this--
is they're shelved
with the vegetables, but they're technically a
它们给摆在蔬菜栏里，但事实上却是一种水果。
fruit.
-
Penny
：
Oh, Interesting.
-
Sheldon
: Isn't
it
-
Penny
：
No, I mean what you find enjoyable.
-
Sheldon
: Oh,
boy.
-
Penny
：
What now
真有意思。
是吧
不，我指的是你觉得有趣的事情很有趣。
天啊。
又怎么了
-
Sheldon
: Well,
there's some value to taking a multivitamin,
服用维生素剂有一定价值，但人体能吸收的量是
but the
human body can only absorb so much.
有限的。
What
you're
buying
here
are
the
ingredients
for
very
你买的东西会变成昂贵的尿液配料。
expensive urine.
-
Penny
：
Well, maybe that's
what I was going for.
- 4 -
也许我就是要这个。
THE BIG
BANG THEROY S01E04
-
Sheldon
: Well,
then you'll want some manganese.
Well,
that was fun.
那你就买锰。
刚刚很好玩呀。
Maybe
tomorrow
we
can
go
to
one
of
those
big
warehouse
也许明天我们能一起去那种仓储式商店。
stores.
-
Penny
：
Oh, I don't know,
Sheldon
.
我不知道哦
Sheldon
。
It's going to take me a while to
recover from all the fun I had
我要花一段时间才能从今天度过的乐趣中恢复过
today.
来。
-
Sheldon
: Are you
sure
There are a lot of advantages to
buying in bulk.
你确定
大宗采购有很多优势呀。
For
example,
I
noticed
that
you
purchase
your
tampons
比如说，我发现你一个月采购一次卫生棉条。
one-month supply at a time.
-
Penny
：
What
-
Sheldon
: Think
about it.
什么
想想啊。
It's a
product that doesn't spoil and you're going to
need them
这种产品不会变质，
而且你接下来至少<
/p>
30
年都要
for at least
the next 30 years.
用它。
-
Penny
：
You
want me to buy 30 years worth of tampons
-
Sheldon
: Well,
30, 35.
When did your mother go into
menopause
-
Penny
：
Okay. I'm not talking about this with
you.
你要我买
30
年份的卫生棉
条
30
或
3
5
年。
你母亲什么时候绝经的
好了，我才不跟你说这个。
-
Sheldon
: Oh,
Penny
, this is a natural
human process, and
这是人类自然发展进程，
而且你能省下一大笔钱。
we're talking
about statistically significant savings.
Now,
if
you
assume
15
tampons
per
cycle
and
a
28-day
假设你每次用
15
条，
28
天一
次
...
cycle...
Are
you fairly regular
你经期正常吗
Okay, no warehouse store, but we're
still on for putt-putt golf,
好吧，不去仓储式商店，但我们还是一起去迷你
right
高尔夫吧
-
Leonard
：
Hey, I just ran into
Penny
.
She seemed
upset about something.
-
Sheldon
: I think
it's her time of the month.
I marked
the calendar for future reference.
-
Leonard
：
What's with
the fish
-
Sheldon
: It's an
experiment.
-
Leonard
< br>：
What happened to your scrambled egg
research
-
Sheldon
: Oh,
that was a dead end.
Scrambled eggs are
as good as they're ever going to be.
-<
/p>
Leonard
：
So... fish
我刚碰到
Penny
。
她好像有点心烦。
可能她大姨妈来了吧
我在日历上做记录以备参考。
鱼是怎么回事
是实验呀。
你的炒蛋研究的怎么样了
那是死路一条
炒蛋就这样啦。
那
...
鱼
-
Sheldon
:
I
read
an
article
about
Japanese
scientists,
who
我看到一篇文章说日本科学家将发光水母的
DNA
inserted DNA from luminous
jellyfish into other animals,
注入到其他动物体内，
and I
thought, Hey, fish nightlights.
-
Leonard
：
Fish
nightlights.
-
Sheldon
: it’s a
b
illion dollar idea.
-
Leonard
：
Mouth a word.
我就想
对哦夜光鱼灯
夜光鱼灯
这是个能发大财的主意
沉默是金。
Sheldon
, are you sure you
don’t want to just apologize to
Dr.
Sheldon
你确定不要跟系主任
道歉然后回去上班
Gablehauser
and get
your job back
？
啊
-
Sheldon
: No, no,
no, I have too much to do.
- 5 -
不，不，不，我有太多事情要做。
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