英语谜语 (三十)

英语谜语

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三十

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Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode

home on Tuesday. How is this possible?

A: His horse's name is Tuesday.

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY)

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Q: A father and his son were in a car aident. The father

died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in

and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son.

Who was the doctor?

A: The doctor was his mother.

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Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?

A: Because he/she was going to high school!

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Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

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Q: What are the two strongest days of the week?

A: They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak

(week) days.

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