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A Mysterious Visit
The first notice that was taken of me
when I
an assessor, and connected with
the U. S. Internal Revenue Department. I said I
had never heard of his
branch of
business before, but I was very glad to see him
all the same. Would he sit down? He sat down. I
did
not
know
anything
particular
to
say,
and
yet
I
felt
that
people
who
have
arrived
at
the
dignity
of
keeping house must be conversational,
must be easy and sociable in company. So, in
default of anything
else to say, I
asked him if he was opening his shop in our
neighborhood.
He said he was. [I did
not wish to appear ignorant, but I had hoped he
would mention what he had for
sale.]
I ventured to ask him
I
then
said
we
would
drop
in,
and
if
we
liked
his
house
as
well
as
any
other,
we
would
give
him
our
business.
He
said he thought we would like his establishment
well enough to confine ourselves to
it
—
said he never
saw anybody who would go off and hunt
up another man in his line after trading with him
once.
That sounded pretty complacent,
but barring that natural expression of villainy
which we all have, the man
looked
honest enough.
I
do
not
know
how
it
came
about
exactly,
but
gradually
we
appeared
to
melt
down
and
run
together,
conversationally
speaking, and then everything went along as
comfortably as clockwork.
We talked,
and talked, and talked
—
at
least I did; and we laughed, and laughed, and
laughed
—
at least he
did. But all the time I had my presence
of mind about me
—
I had my
native shrewdness turned on
head,
as
the
engineers
say.
I
was
determined
to
find
out
all
about
his
business
in spite
of
his
obscure
answers
—
and I was
determined I would have it out of him without his
suspecting what I was at. I meant
to
trap him with a deep, deep ruse. I would tell him
all about my own business, and he would naturally
so
warm to me during this seductive
burst of confidence that he would forget himself,
and tell me all about
his affairs
before he suspected what I was about. I thought to
myself, My son, you little know what an old
fox you are dealing with. I said:
—don’t believe I
could, to save me. Let me see—
let me
see. About two thousand dollars, maybe? But
no; no, sir, I know you couldn't have
made that much. Say seventeen hundred,
maybe?
seven hundred and
fifty dollars. What do you think of
that?
Why
bless
you,
there
was
my
income
from
the
Daily
Warwhoop
for
four
months
—
about
—
about
well, what
should you say to about eight thousand dollars,
for instance?
thousand! I'll
make a note of it. Why
man!
—
and on top of all this
am I to understand that you had still
more income?
price
$$3.50 to $$5, according to the binding. Listen to
me. Look me in the eye. During the last four
months
and a half, saying nothing of
sales before that, but just simply during the four
months and a half, we've
sold ninety-
five thousand copies of that book. Ninety-five
thousand! Think of it. Average four dollars a
copy, say. It's nearly four hundred
thousand dollars, my son. I get
half.
suffering
Moses!
I'll
set
that
down.
Fourteen-seven-
fifty
—
eighty-two
hundred.
Total,
say
—
well,
upon
my
word,
the
grand
total
is
about
two
hundred
and
thirteen
or
fourteen
thousand
dollars!
Is
that
possible?
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