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Claire :
Kids,
breakfast! Kids? Phil, would you get them?
Phil
: Yeah, just a sec.
Claire :
Kids!
Phil :
That is so,..
Claire :
Okay...
Phil :
Kids, get down here!
Haley :
Why are you guys
yelling at us, when we're way upstairs, just text
me.
Claire :
Alright, That's
not gonna happen, and, wow, you're not wearing
that outfit.
Haley :
What's
Wrong with it?
Claire :
Honey, do you have anything to say to your
daughter... about her skirt?
Phil
:
Sorry? Oh yeah, that looks really
cute sweetheart!
Haley :
Thanks!
Claire :
No, it's
way to short, people know you're a girl, you don't
need to prove it to them.
Alex:
Luke got his head
stuck in the banister again.
Phil
:
I got it. Where's the baby oil?
Claire :
It's on our bedside
tip... I Don't know, find it. Come on!
Claire :
I... was out of
control growing up, there, you know, i said it.
I...I, I just don't want my
kids
to
make
the
same
bad
mistakes
i
made.
If
Haley
never
would
exhibit
on
a
beach
in
Florida,
half naked... I've done my job.
Phil
:
Our job.
Claire
:
Right... I've done our job.
Gloria :
Bravo
Manny! Kick it! Kick it! Manny go! No! That was a
penalty!
Jay :
Gloria, there
Owen's six, Let's take it down a notch.
Gloria :
We're,
very different. He's from the city. He has big
business. I come from a small
village,
very poor, but very very beautiful. It's the
number one village in North-Columbia for
all the... what's the word?
Jay :
Murders.
Gloria :
Yes, the murders.
Gloria :
Manny,
stop him! Stop him!
Boy : Dammit,
manny!
a Mom :
Come on,
coach! You've gotta take that kid out!
Gloria :
You wanna take him
out? How about I take you out!?
Jay
:
Honey, honey...
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Gloria :
Why
don't you worry about your son! He's spend the
first half with his hands in his
pants!
Josh :
I've wanted to tell
her that for the last six weeks... I'm Josh,
Ryan's dad.
Gloria :
Hi, I'm
Gloria Pritchett... Manny's mother.
Josh :
Oh, this must be your
dad.
Jay :
Her dad? Uh, no,
no, that's funny. Actually no, I'm her husband!
Don't be fooled by the...
Give me a
second here.
Mitchell :
Who's the good girl? Who's that?
Old
lady :
Oh, She's adorable!
Mitchell :
Oh, thank you!
Old lady
: Hey precious...
Mitchell :
Hello. Hi, hi.
We've just adopted her from Vietnam and we're
bringing her home
for the first time.
Man :
She's an angel. You
and you're wife must be thrilled!
Cameron :
Sorry, sorry,
sorry, Daddy needed snacks. Hi! So, what are we
talking about?
Mitchell
:
We have been together for... five,
five years now? And we've decided we really
wanted to have a baby... so, we
initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a
surrogate.
Cameron :
Then we
figured, they are already mean enough. Can you
imagine one of them
pregnant? No, thank
you. Ekk...
Mitchell
:
You
saw
that
right?
Everybody
fondling
up
to
Lillian,
then
you
walk
on...
and
suddenly it's all
Cameron
:
You are not giving a speech ... you
gonna stuck with this people for the next five
hours!
Mitchell :
You're right, it's okay, I'm sorry.
Woman :
Honey, look at that
baby with those creampuffs.
Mitchell
:
Okay, excuse me. Excuse me, but
this baby would have grown up in a crowded
orphanage if it wasn't for us
creampuffs ... and you know what, to all of you
who judge, hear
this, love knows no
race...
Cameron :
Mitchell!
Mitchell :
... creed or
gender and shame on you! You small minded,
ignorant fe...
Cameron :
Mitchell!!
Mitchell :
What?
Cameron :
She's got the
creampuffs.
Mitchell :
Oh!
Cameron :
We would like to
pay for everyone's headsets.
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[MODERN
FAMILY - SEASON 1 EPISODE 1]
Phil :
Buddy, why do you
keep getting stuck like this?
Luke
:
I thought I could get out this time.
Alex :
I'm just gonna say
it... he needs to be checked by a specialist.
Phil :
There! Be free,
Excalibur!
Haley :
I'm
having a friend over today.
Claire
:
Who?
Haley :
You don't know him.
Claire :
Him... Him?
Luke :
Oeh, a
boy! You gonna kiss him?
Haley
:
Shut up!
Phil :
Easy. Easy.
Alex:
You don't
even...
Claire :
Luke,
Alex, why don't you take it outside, okay?
Alex:
And do what?
Phil :
Fighting a son, it
would be a nice change. I'm kidding!
Claire :
Haley! Who's the
boy?
Haley :
His name is
Dylan ... You know, I might as well just tell him
not to come, because you
guys are just
going to embarrass me again.
Claire
:
Honey! Hang on a second, you're
fifteen, it's the first time you've had a boy
over. I
mean I'm bound to be a little
surprised, but... We're not gonna embarrass you!
Phil :
I'm better go charge
the camcorder. I'm kidding! Come on! Who are you
talking to?
Phil
:
I'm a cool dad. That's... that's my
thang. I'm hype, I surf the web, I text. LOL,
Laugh Out
Loud, OMG, Oh My God, WTF,
Why The Face. You know, I know all the dances to
High School
Musical, so...
Alex:
MOM! DAD!
Claire :
What happened?
Alex:
Luke just shot me!
Luke :
I didn't mean to!
Claire :
Are you okay?
Alex:
No, the little bitch
shot me!
Claire :
Language!
Luke :
They're only plastic
bb's! It was an accident!
Claire
:
What did I tell you what happened if
you got him a gun? Deal with this!
Phil
:
Buddy... Uncool.
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Claire :
That's it? No, no, no, the agreement was that, if
he shoots someone ... you shoot him.
Phil :
We were serious about
that?
Claire :
Yes, we were
and now you have to follow through.
Luke :
I'm so sorry!
Claire :
Liar. Go!
Phil :
But he's got a
birthday party.
Alex:
What's
more important here dad?
Claire
:
You can shoot him afterwards, he'll
be home at two.
Phil :
I
can't shoot him at two, showing a house at two.
Alex:
What about three?
Claire :
No, he's at a
soccer game at three, and then... Oh, we gotta
leave for that dinner
thing in five.
4:15, you can shoot him at 4:15.
Phil
:
Yeah, I guess that works for me.
Claire :
Phil
: Sorry dude, it's on the calendar
Luke :
Oh, come on!
Manny :
I'm
quitting soccer, it is a game for children.
Gloria :
No, you're not
quitting. You would have stopped that goal if you
weren't staring at
that little girl.
Manny :
She is not a girl,
She is a woman.
Jay :
You
know Gloria, that blowup with that other mom, why
do you have to do things like
that?
Gloria :
If someone says
something about my family, I'm going to...
Jay :
I'm just ... saying
you could take it down here a little bit, that's
all.
Gloria :
Well yeah,
coz' that's when you live down here ... but I live
up here!
Jay :
You don't
have to be so emotional all the time, that's all
I'm saying! Manny, you're with
me on
this, right?
Manny :
I
wanna tell Brenda Feldman I love her.
Jay :
Oh, for God's sake.
Gloria :
Honey, she's 16.
Manny :
Oh, it's okay for
you to take an older lover?
Jay
:
Hey! Watch it!
Manny :
I want to go to the mall where she
works. But first we need to get my white shirt,
the silk one.
Gloria
:
Okay, if that's what you really want
to do.
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Jay
:
Seriously, not to be the evil
stepdad, but if you put on a puffy white shirt and
declare
your love for a 16 year old,
you're gonna be swinging from the flagpole in your
puffy white
underpants!
Manny :
Stop the car!
Gloria :
Where are you
going? You see? You hurt his feelings.
Jay :
Well, if it toughens
him up a little bit, then ... oh, jeez, he's
picking flowers!
Gloria
:
Manny is very passionate, just like
his father. My first husband is very handsome but,
too crazy. It seemed like all what we
did was, fight and make love, fight and make love,
fight
and make love. One time, I'm not
kidding you, we fell out the window together.
Jay
: Which one were you
doing? I'm hearing this for the first time!
Mitchell
: This
doesn't worry you? She barely slept in the plane,
and she's still wide awake.
Cameron
:
Oh, stop worrying!
Mitchell :
But Cam, That
orphanage, it was all women. Maybe she can't fall
asleep unless
she feels a woman's
shape.
Cameron :
I guess
that's possible.
Mitchell :
So, here.
Cameron :
What the
hell is that suppose to mean?
Cameron :
Yes, I've gained a
few extra pounds while we were expecting the
baby... which
has been very difficult.
But, apparently you're body does a nesting, very
maternal, primal...
thing, were it
retains nutrients. Some sort of molecular
physiology thing. But that's science,
you can't, you can't fight it, so...
Mitchell :
I'm not saying
anything.
Cameron :
You're
saying everything.
Mitchell :
Count to three,
one, t...
Cameron :
Three!
Mitchell :
Okay. Oh Cam!
Cameron :
Oh My God, do you
love it?
Mitchell :
Yes,
I... What the hell is that?
Cameron
:
I had Andre do it when we we're gone.
Mitchell :
Is that us? With
wings?
Cameron :
We're
floating above her, always there to protect her.
Mitchell :
Well, that's
reassuring, right Lily? Yeah, we tore you away
from everything you
know but don't
worry, things are normal here. You're fathers are
floating fairies! Can you call
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Andre? Have him paint
something a little less... gay? By the way, We
need to stop having
friends with names
like Andre.
Cameron :
Redheaded dad is angry daddy.
Mitchell
:
No I'm not.
Cameron
:
Yes, you are. Even Pepper pointed it
out on the way home from the airport.
Mitchell :
Okay, that's
another one, Pepper!
Cameron
:
Okay, what's up?
Mitchell
:
Alright, look... I ... I never told
my family we were adopting a baby.
Cameron :
I know.
Mitchell :
You do?
Cameron :
Ya, And I don't
blame you, I know your family. You tell them, they
say something
judgmentally.
Mitchell :
Exactly!
Cameron :
You get mad.
Mitchell :
I know, and
what's supposed to be nothing, but joyful suddenly
turns into this
huge fight.
Cameron :
And who wants a
big emotional scene like that?
Mitchell
:
Thank you, I'm so relieved you
understand.
Cameron :
I
invited them over for dinner tonight.
Mitchell :
What?
Cameron :
I had to! This
would have gone on forever. You're an avoider.
Mitchell :
No, no! Cam, I'm
calling them now, I'm cancelling.
Cameron :
No, you're not!
You're telling your family you've adopted a baby,
tonight. And
you do have avoiding
issues! Even Angelo said so.
Mitchell
:
Are you really not hearing these
things?
Haley :
Don't answer it, I'll get it!
Claire
:
Hi! Hey, you must be Dylan.
Phil :
Hey, Dylan, yeah.
Claire :
: I'm Haley's
mother.
Haley :
Hey, come
on, let's go.
Claire :
Hang
on one second. Dylan... You're still in High
School?
Dylan :
Yeah,
I
’
m a Senior.
Claire :
Phil, sweetie,
honey. He is Dylan and he is a have to scare him.
Phil :
Let me meet this
playa. Phil Dunphy, yo!
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