succeeding-unfaithful
Mr. Know All
By W. Somerset
Maugham
I was prepared to dislike Max
Kelada even before I knew him. The war had just
finished
and
the
passenger
traffic
in
the
ocean-
going
liners
was
heavy.
Accommodation was
very hard to get and you had to put up with
whatever the agents
chose to offer you.
You could not hope for a cabin to yourself and I
was thankful to
be given one in which
there were only two berths. But when I was told
the name of
my companion my heart sank.
It suggested closed portholes and the night air
rigidly
excluded.
It
was
bad enough to
share a cabin
for fourteen
days with
anyone (I was
going from San Francisco to Yokohama,
but I should have looked upon it with less
dismay if my fellow
passenger
’
s name had been
Smith or Brown.
When I went on board I
found Mr Kelada
’
s luggage
already below. I did not like
the look
of it; there were too many labels on the suit-
cases, and the wardrobe trunk
was too
big. He had unpacked his toilet things, and I
observed that he was a patron of
the
excellent Monsieur Coty; for I saw on the washing-
stand his scent, his hair-wash
and his
brilliantine. Mr Kelada
’
s
brushes, ebony with his monogram in gold, would
have been all the better for a scrub. I
did not at all like Mr Kelada. I made my way
into the smoking-room. I called for a
pack of cards and began to play patience. I had
scarcely started before a man came up
to me and asked me if he was right in thinking
my name was so and so.
“
I am Mr
Kelada,
”
he added, with a
smile that showed a row of flashing teeth,
and sat down.
“
Oh, yes,
we
’
re sharing a cabin, I
think.
”
“
Bit of luck, I call it. You
never know who you
’
re going
to be put in with. I was
jolly
glad
when
I
heard
you
were
English.
I
’
m
all
for
us
English
slicking
together
when
we
’
re abroad, if you
understand what I mean.
”
I blinked.
“
Are
you English?
”
I asked,
perhaps tactlessly.
“
Rather.
You
don
’
t
think
I
look
like
an
American,
do
you?
British
to
the
backbone,
that
’
s what I
am.
”
To
prove
it,
Mr
Kelada
took
out
of
his
pocket
a
passport
and
airily
waved
it
under my nose.
King
George
has
many
strange
subjects.
Mr
Kelada
was
short
and
of
a
sturdy
build,
clean-shaven
and
dark-skinned,
with
a
fleshy
hooked
nose
and
very
large,
lustrous
and
liquid
eyes.
His
long
black
hair
was
sleek
and
curly.
He
spoke
with
a
fluency
in
which
there
was
nothing
English
and
his
gestures
were
exuberant.
I
fell
pretty sure that a closer inspection of
that British passport would have betrayed the
fact that Mr Kelada was born under a
bluer sky than is generally seen in England.
“
What will you
have?
”
he asked me.
1
I
looked
at
him
doubtfully.
Prohibition
was
in
force
and
to
all
appearance
the
ship was bone-dry. When I am not
thirsty I do not know which I dislike more, ginger
ale or lemon squash. But Mr Kelada
flashed an oriental smile at me.
“
Whisky and soda or a dry
martini, you have only to say the
word.
”
From each
of his hip pockets he fished a flask and laid it
on the table before me.
I chose the
martini, and calling the steward he ordered a
tumbler of ice and a couple
of glasses.
“
A very good
cocktail,
”
I said.
“
Well, there are plenty more
where that came from, and if
you
’
ve got any friends
on board, you tell them
you
’
ve got a pal
who
’
s got all the liquor in
the world.
”
Mr
Kelada
was
chatty.
He
talked
of
New
York
and
of
San
Francisco.
He
discussed
plays,
pictures,
and
politics.
He
was
patriotic.
The
Union
Jack
is
an
impressive piece of
drapery, but when it is nourished by a gentleman
from Alexandria
or Beirut, I cannot but
feel that it loses somewhat in dignity. Mr Kelada
was familiar.
”
I
do
not
wish
to
put
on
airs,
but
I
cannot
help
feeling
that
it
is
seemly
in
a
total
stranger
to put
“
mister
”
p>
before my name when he addresses me. Mr
Kelada, doubtless
to set me at my case,
used no such formality. I did not like Mr Kelada.
I had put aside
the
cards
when
he
sat
down,
but
now,
thinking
that
for
this
first
occasion
our
conversation had lasted long enough, I
went on with my game.
“
The
three on the four,
”
said Mr
Kelada.
There
is
nothing
more
exasperating
when
you
are
playing
patience
than
to
be
told where to put the
card you have turned up before you have had a
chance to look
for yourself.
“
It
’
s
coming out, it
’
s coming
out,
”
he cried.
“
The ten on the
knave.
”
With rage
and hatred in my heart I finished.
Then
he seized the pack.
“
Do you
like card tricks?
”
“
No, I hate card
tricks,
”
I answered.
“
Well,
I
’
ll just show you this
one.
”
He showed
me three. Then I said I would go down to the
dining-room and get
my seat at table.
“
Oh,
that
’
s all
right,
”
he said.
“
I
’
ve
already taken a seat for you. I thought that as
we were in the same state-room we might
just as well sit at the same
table.
”
I did not
like Mr Kelada.
I not only shared a
cabin with him and ate three meals a day at the
same table,
but I could not walk round
the deck without his joining me. It was impossible
to snub
him. It never occurred to him
that he was not wanted. He was certain that you
were as
glad to see him as he was to
see you. In your own house you might have kicked
him
downstairs and slammed the door in
his face without the suspicion dawning on him
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