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2021年1月27日发(作者：出品英文)
小学生英语故事

英文幽默故事：

1
、
There was a
guy
（家伙，
伙计）

who went into a shop to buy a
parrot
（
鹦鹉）
. There
were three parrots in the shop. One was $$5,000;
another
（另一个）

one, $$10,000; and
the t
hird
（第三）

one, $$30,000. The
customer
（
顾客）

asked the owner, “How this guy
is $$5,000? T
hat?s so
expensive
（
贵的）

for this
kind
（
种类）

of parrot.” The owner said,
“Because I have
trained
（训练）
him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him,
“How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said,
“Well,
apart from
（除了）

talking, he can also do some
amusing
（有趣的）
actions
（动作）
,like dancing and so on. That?s why he?s so expensive.” Then the customer said,
“How about the third one? What can

he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner
of the shop
said, “I don?t know.
Normally
（通常）
, I have never heard him talk, nor
dance, nor
whistle
（吹口哨）
, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him ?The

Boss
（老板）
.


2
、
Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you
make a sentence
（造句）

with the word
Student:Yes.I ate
a piece of
（一块）

cake yesterday.
Tea
cher:Then where is the “egg

Student:In the cake,Sir.

3
、
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the
first time for him to do that. He
buys
（买）

a
ticket
（
票）

and goes in. But after two or
three
minutes
（分钟）

he comes out, and buys the
second
（第二张）

ticket and goes
in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the
third
（第三张）

ticket.
Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks
him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have
no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and
cuts up
（剪）

my
ticket.”


4
、
Teacher:
Would
Shakespeare
（莎士比亚）

be
a great man
if
he
were still alive
today?

Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for
so far
（
目前为止）

nobody has lived to
over 400 years.


5
、
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a
dead fly
（死苍蝇）

in my
soup
（汤）
.

Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the
heat
（热）

that
kills
（杀死）

it.


6
、

cotton-wool
（棉花）

in your ear? Is it
infected
（感染）
?

other , so I am trying to stop it.


7
、
Teacher
：
We all know that
beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to
contract
（热胀冷缩）
.
Now
，
can anyone give me a good
example
（例子）
?

John
：
Well
，
in the summer the days are long
，
and in the winter the days are short.


8
、
A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two
cents
（分）
.
gave
（给）

you yesterday?
good boy,
proudly
（骄傲地）
.
you so
interested in
（感兴趣）

the old woman?
candy
.
（糖果）


9
、
Drunk
（醉酒）

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this
age
（年龄）
, the boy was
interested in
（感兴趣）

all kinds of things and was always
asking questions
（问问
题）
. Now, he asked,
meaning
（
意思）

of the word 'Drunk', dad?
son,
replied
（回答）
,

standing
（站着）

two policemen. If
I
regard
（认成）
the two policemen
as
four then I am drunk.
there's only ONE policeman!



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