隆重举行经典美剧《老友记》-第七季-第二十三集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

2021年1月20日发(作者：树林)
Do you realize this is the last time we'll be here...
你们知道这是最后一次

我们以六个单身朋友的身分
…

as six single people?
共聚一堂吗？

What's happening to the coffeehouse?
咖啡厅怎么了？

From now on, it's you four and me and the missus.
从现在开始，是你们四个好朋友

我跟我太太了

The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
我的小女人，好老婆

老的系绊

-Old? -The young, hot ball and chain. -
老的？
-
你是年轻性感的系绊

-Much better. -We gotta go. -
好多了
-
我们得走了

-Where? -Get the dress and lunch with mom. -
去哪里？
-
我要去拿婚纱，跟妈妈一起吃午餐

Joey, you too?
乔伊，你也要去？

I just heard
我听到了
“
午餐
”

Yeah, I can go. Sure.
对，我可以去，当然

Actually, I'm glad they're leaving.
事实上我很高兴他们离开了

I need to talk to you about something.
有件事我得跟你谈一谈

-What's up? -This may be a little awkward. -
什么事？
-
这或许会有点吓人

If you need money, it's a bad time. I'm buying 128 dinners tomorrow.
如果你需要钱，时机真的不太对

明天晚上我得请一百二十八个人吃晚餐

No, it's not that.
不，不是那样的

I'm not gonna say this as your friend...
我不是以你朋友的身分

跟你说话
…

but as Monica's older brother.
我要以摩妮卡大哥的身分跟你谈

-But you're still my friend? -Not for a few minutes. -
但你还是我朋友吧？
-
接下来的几分钟不是

-Right now, are you still my best man? -No. -
现在你还是我的伴郎吗？
-
不是

Do I still call you Ross?
我还是可以叫你罗斯吗？

You guys are getting married, and I couldn't be more thrilled.
你们要结婚了，我真的很高兴

But as her older brother, I have to tell you this:
但身为她的大哥

我得告诉你一件事

If you ever hurt my little sister...
如果你敢伤害我妹妹
…

if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind...
如果你敢让她不快乐
…

I will hunt you down...
天涯海角我都会找到你
…

and kick your ass.
我会痛扁你

What? I'm serious.
什么？我是认真的

-Dude! Stop it! I'm not kidding. -I hear what you're saying... -
兄弟，别闹了，我不是在开玩笑

-
我听到你的话了
…

and thanks for the warning.
谢谢你的警告

No problem.
别客气

Are we friends again?
我们又是朋友了？

Yeah.
对

You won't believe what Monica's brother just said to me!
你不会相信刚刚摩妮卡的

哥哥跟我说了什么！

The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding
摩妮卡和钱德的婚礼上集

36
你在做什么？摩妮卡

I'm listing things that could go wrong at the wedding.
我在列出

婚礼上可能会出差错的事情

So I can be prepared.
那样子我可以做好准备

-What are they? -
哪些事会出差错？
-
到目前为止有婚纱忘了拿
…

veil gets lost, and I'm missing something blue.
我的头纱不见了

或是我忘了拿蓝色的东西

I'm responsible for all those.
那是我负责的事

I had to go with the odds.
我得做好万全准备

Remember I didn't get that part?
你们还记得之前我去试镜

没有拿到那个角色的事吗？

-The commercial? -That play? -
那个广告？
-
那出舞台剧？

That other play?
另一出舞台剧？

-The movie? -Yes! -
那部电影？
-
对

The one about the dog who flies planes?
那部狗会开飞机的电影？

No. But man, that one hurt.
不，但我真的很伤心

-This is the one about WWI soldiers. -Oh, yeah. -
这部电影在描述一次大战的士兵
-
喔，对

Back then we called it
以前我们叫它
“
大战
”

It really was.
它真的是大战

A guy they wanted backed out! I start shooting today!
他们录取的那个角色不演了！

我今天就要开始拍戏！

Congratulations!
恭喜！

-Today's the dinner. -I'll be done by then. -
今天有彩排晚宴
-
我一定会赶过去的

Oh. Then way to go, you big movie star!
喔，那么太棒了

你成了电影明星！

See you. I'm off to fight the Nazis.
待会见，我要去跟纳粹作战了

Wait, Joey. We fought the Nazis in WWII, not WWI.
等一下，乔伊，纳粹是我们

在二次大战的敌人，不是一次大战

Whoa.
等一下，乔伊，纳粹是我们

在二次大战的敌人，不是一次大战

Who was in WWI?
谁是我们在一次大战的敌人？

Go ahead.
你说吧

You're gonna be late! Go! Go!
你要迟到了！快去
…

Who did we fight in WWI?
谁是我们在一次大战的敌人？

-Mexico? -Yes. Very good. -
墨西哥？
-
对，非常棒

（五十九号码头片厂）
-
墨西哥？
-
对，非常棒

-Hey, Joey. We're ready. -Yeah, me too. -
嘿，乔伊，我们准备好了
-
我也是

Richard, we're ready for you.
理查，我们准备好了

Joey Tribbiani, Richard Crosby is playing Vincent.
乔伊崔比亚尼，这位是理查克洛斯比

他要饰演文森

-I'm acting with you? -Nice to meet you. -
我要跟你演对手戏？
-
很高兴能认识你

I can't believe this. Incredible. You just won an Oscar.
我不敢相信，这太不可思议了

你刚刚拿下奥斯卡金像奖

No, I didn't.
不，我没有

I think you did.
我知道你有

I think I lost, three times.
我想三次我都输了

-Cookie? Would you...? -No. -
饼干？你要
…
？
-
不

We're about an hour away from getting the scene lit.
再过一小时我们就要正式开拍

-Can you guys run it a couple times? -Yeah, sure. -
你们能对一下戏吗？
-
没问题

All right. Let's do it.
好了，我们开始吧

And... action!
好了
…
开始！

-We have to find the platoon! -Forget it, the platoon is gone! -
我们得找到其他士兵！
-
算了吧，他们已经不在了！

-What? -Platoon's dead! Face facts, Tony! -
什么？
-
他们都死了！面对现实吧，东尼！

What'll we do? We have no reinforcements or food.
我们该怎么办？

我们没有援兵或食物

There's food in the basement. Potatoes and some pasta.
地下室有食物

有马铃薯跟一些意大利面

Hang on. Joey, you keep touching your face.
等一下，乔伊，你一直在摸你的脸

Something wrong?
有什么问题吗？

No.
不，没有

I thought it might be a cool character thing.
我以为这么做会很酷

He's a face toucher.
他是个喜欢摸脸的人

I don't think so.
我可不那么认为

Let's take it back to Richard's last lines. Action!
我们从理查

最后一句台词开始，开始！

No weapons, but we still have food.
虽然我们没有武器

但我们还有食物

Potatoes, pasta...
马铃薯，意大利面
…

and a few tins of tuna!
跟几罐鲔鱼

Honey, we gotta go!
甜心，我们得走了！

Here's a question you never want to ask:
这个问题真的很难启齿

Can my dad borrow one of your pearl necklaces?
我爸能借用你的珍珠项链吗？

Did he say what kind of neckline he's wearing?
他有提到

他的领口剪裁是哪一种的吗？

No.
没有

I just met him once, but I'm guessing...
我只见过他一次但我猜
…

plunging?
是低胸的？

He is more of a if-you've-got- it- flaunt-it kind of father.
他是那种不吓死人不罢休的爸爸

Let me see if Rachel has anything.
我去问问瑞秋有没有适合的项链

Yes, include more people.
对，把更多的人扯进来

Do you realize that tomorrow we're gonna be getting married?
你知道明天这个时候

我们要结婚吗？

I have a date tomorrow night.
我明天晚上有约了

-I can't believe we made it. -Don't sound so surprised. -
我不敢相信我们真的办到了
-
别一副很讶异的样子

I'm sorry, but...
对不起，但是
…

-Nothing. -What? -
没事
-
什么？

Well, honestly? Ever since we got engaged...
喔，真的吗？自从我们订婚后
…

I've waited for you to flip out.
我一直在期待

发生什么事让你退缩

Honestly? Me too.
真的吗？我也是

-Really? -Yeah. -
真的吗？
-
对

I think that something will come up and I'll...
我以为会发生什么事

然后我会作
…

go all Chandler.
钱德会作的事

-But nothing has. -I'm so glad. -
但什么事都没发生
-
我很高兴

Thank you for staying so calm during this.
谢谢你在这段时间

一直都非常地冷静

It's made me stay calm.
它让我非常地冷静

I could've been worse.
我可能会更差的

I'll be right there.
我马上回来

Before Saturday, you've reached Monica and Chandler.
如果你在星期六前打电话来

这里是摩妮卡跟钱德家

But if you're calling after Saturday, you've reached Mr. and Mrs. Bing.
但如果你在星期六后打电话来

这里是宾氏夫妇家

Please leave a message for... the Bings!
请留话给
…
宾氏夫妇！

Maureen!
嘿，墨琳！

-This is my cousin, Maureen. -We're the Bings. -
她是我表妹墨琳
-
我们是宾氏夫妇

Hi! You guys look so beautiful.
嗨，你们都很漂亮

Mr. and Mrs. Bing!
宾先生跟宾太太

Wow, Monica.
摩妮卡

So you know, I had my older- brother talk with Chandler.
你知道的，我以

“
大哥的身分
”
跟钱德谈过

What is that?
你说了什么？

I told him that if he ever hurt you...
我告诉他如果他敢伤害你
…

I would hunt him down and kick his ass.
天涯海角我都会找到他

痛扁他

What is the matter with everybody? I'm serious.
大家是怎么了？我是认真的

I would kick his ass!
我会痛扁他！

Ross, please, my makeup!
罗斯，拜托，我的妆要糊掉了！

-Chandler. -Mom. -
钱德
-
妈

Thanks for wearing... something.
谢谢你记得穿
…
衣服来

This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up too much for this.
我真的很兴奋

我以为我们害得你不敢结婚

Just think, soon there will be lots of little Bings.
你想想，很快地

就会出现很多宾氏小孩

I can't believe I'm going back to get spit on again.
我不敢相信我要回去

让人家喷口水

You're lucky, the people who spit on you are famous.
你很幸运

至少喷你口水的人都很有名

-Who spits on you? -I don't want to talk about work. -
谁对你喷口水？
-
我不想谈工作的事

Mrs. Bing? These are my parents, Judy and Jack Geller.
宾太太？他们是我爸妈

茱蒂跟杰克盖勒

-It's lovely to meet you. -Are you his mother or father? -
很高兴能见到你
-
你是他妈妈还是他爸爸？

Jack!
杰克！

What? I've never seen one before.
什么？我没看过变性人

Dad, there's Ross. Go talk to him.
爸，罗斯在那边

去跟他谈一谈吧

I wasn't even able to act like I'm okay with it.
我甚至没办法

假装我不会在意

Hello, all.
大家好