全职英语翻译功夫熊猫1 中英文剧本

2021年1月19日发(作者：圣弗朗西斯科)

功夫熊猫

中英文剧本


Legend tells of a legendary warrior, whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
He travelled the land in search of worthy foes.
I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist.
The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed. And then he spoke.

Enough talk. Let's fight, fight for free
He was so deadly in fact, that his enemies will go blind, from over exposure to pure awesomeness.
My eyes! He's too awesome!
And attractive.

How can we re-pay you?
There is no charge for awesomeness, or attractiveness.
It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his vordacity.
Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved.
Even the most heroic heroes in all of China, The Furious Five, bowed in respect to this great master.
We should hang out.
Agreed.
But hanging out would have to wait,
‘
cause when you're facing the ten thousand demons of Demon
Mountain, there is only one thing that matters and that...
Po, Get up! You'll be late for work. Po... Get up! Hey, Po. What are you doing up there?
Ahh.. nothing. Monkey, Mantis, Crane, Viper, Tigress ... Roarrrr! Ahh...
Po. Let's go. You're late for work.
Coming! Sorry, Dad.
Sorry, doesn't make the Noodles. What were you doing up there? All that noise?
Oh...nothing. Just had a crazy dream.
About what? Uh? What were you dreaming about?
What was I...aah... I was dreaming about a......Noodles.
Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?
Uhh... Ya, what else would I be dreaming about? Oh, careful. That soup is - sharp!
Oh... happy day. My son finally having the noodle dream. You don't know how long I have been

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waiting for this moment. This is a sign, Po.
Uh... a sign of what?
You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient... of my secret ingredient soup. And
then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant. Just as I took over from my father
who took over from his father who won it from a friend over a game of mahjong.
Dad, dad, dad. It was just a dream.
No, it was the Dream. We are noodle folk, broth runs through our veins.
But dad, do you ever, I don
’
t know, want to do something else? Something, beside noodles.
Actually, when I was young and crazy, I thought of running away and learning how to make tofu.
So why didn't you?
Oh, because it was a stupid dream. Can you imagine me making tofu? Ha, ha, ha. Tofu! No, we all
have our place in this world. Mine is here and yours is
……


I know,
No, it's tables 2, 5 ,7 and 12. Service with a smile.
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Well done, students...... if you were trying to disappoint me.
Tigress, you need more ferocity. Monkey, greater speed. Crane, height. Viper, subtlety. Mantis...

Master Shifu...

What?
It...its Master Oogway, he wants to see you.
Master Oogway, you summoned me? Is something wrong?
Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?
So, nothing is wrong?

Well, I didn't say that.
You were saying?
I have had a vision. Tai Lung will return.
That is impossible. He's in prison.
Nothing is impossible.
Zeng,
fly
to
Chordom
Prison.
Tell
them
to
double
the
guards.
Double
the
weapons.
Double
everything. Tai Lung does not leave that prison.

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Yes, Master Shifu.
One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
We have to do something. We can't just have him march in the valley, and take his revenge. He'll,
he'll...
Your mind is like this water my friend. When it is agitated...... it becomes difficult to see. But if you
allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.
The Dragon scroll.
It is time.

But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? to become the Dragon
Warrior?
I don't know.
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Excuse me. Sorry.
Oo...oo sorry. Hey, watch it Po.
Sorry. Aah... Oop!
Sorry, a thousand pardon. What? Master Oogway is choosing a Dragon Warrior, today! Everyone,
everyone, go! Get to the Jade Palace! One of the five is going to get the Dragon Scroll. We have
been
waiting
a
thousand
years
for
this.
Just
take
the
bowl!
This
is
the
greatest
day
in
Kung
Fu
history! Don't worry about it. Just go!
Po! Where are you going?
To the Jade Palace.
But you're forgetting your noodle car. The whole valley will be there and you will sell noodle to all
of them.
Selling noodles? But Dad, you know,

I was kind of thinking,

maybe I...
Ya?

I was kind of thinking, maybe I...
Ahh...Haa..?
Could also sell the bean buns. They're about to go bad.
That's my boy! I told you that dream was a sign.
Ya... I'm glad I had it.

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Greeting, I'll become a warrior!

Me too!
Almost here. What? No! No! No!
Sorry Po. We'll bring you back a souvenir.
No, I'll bring me back a souvenir.
It's a historic day, isn't it, Master Oogway?
Yes. The one I feared I would not live to see. Are your students ready?

Yes, Master Oogway.
Now know this, old friend...Whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to
you.
Let the tournament begin!
No, no, no, wait! I'm coming.
Hey! Open the door. Let me in!
Citizens
of
the
Valley
of
Peace,
it
is
my
great
honor
to
present
to
you,
Tigress,
Viper,
Crane,
Monkey, Mantis.

The Furious Five! Ah...Ah...Ahh...
They're The Furious Five! Aah..aah... ouch!
Warriors prepare!
Blast, No, Quick Po. Ready for battle.
The thousand tons of fire! Ho...ha...howw!
Wow... Look at that! Hey! Get out of the way!
Uhh...Oh...ohh! Ah...ah...aah!
Hiyaah...ouch!
And finally, Master Tigress.
Believe me citizens, you have not seen anything yet.
I know!
Master Tigress faces Iron Arms and its Blades of Death.
I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.
Citizens of the Valley of Peace, Master Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior.

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Hah...butta... No, no, no wait!
Yaa...ahh. Ha...ha...haah! Ha...ha...haah.

Po! What are you doing?
What does it look like I'm doing? Stop! Stop! I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior.
But I don't understand, you finally have the noodle dream.
I lied. I don't dream about noodles, Dad. I love Kung Fu...uuu!
Oh come on son. Let's get back to work.
Heay...okay. Ahh...aahh...aah.
Po!...Heay...heay...hey. Come back.
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Oh... What's going on? ... Where?
Why are you pointing...? Oh. Okay. Sorry. I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.
How interesting?
Master, are you pointing at me?
Him.

Who?
You.
Me?
The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior.
What? What? What? What!
Stop, wait! Who told you to...Master Oogway, wait. That crabby panda can't possibly be the answer
to our problem. You were about to appoint the Tigress and that thing fell in front of her. That was
just an accident.

There are no accidents.
Forgive us Master. We have failed you.
No. If the panda has not quit by morning, then I would have failed you.
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Wait, wait, wait! I bring a message from Master Shifu.
What?
Double
the
guard?
Extra
precautions.
Your
prison
may
not
be
adequate?
You
doubt
my
prison security?

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Absolutely not! Shifu does. I'm just the messenger.

I'll
give
you
a
message
for
your
Master
Shifu.
Escape
from
Chordom
prison
is
impossible.
Impressive, isn't it?
Yes, very impressive. It is very impressive.
One way in. And one way out. One thousand guards and one prisoner.
Yes, except that prisoner is Tai Lung.
Take us down.
Ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh Oh...oo...oh..
Oh my...
Behold Tai Lung.
I'll umm...I was going to wait right here.
It
’
s nothing to worry about. It's perfectly safe.
Cross posts, at the ready.
Hey, tough guy, did you hear...Oogway is finally going to give someone the Dragon Scroll......and
it's not going to be you.
What are you doing? Don't get him mad.
What is he going to do about it? I've got him completely immobilized.
Haa...haa...haa...haa!
Oh...Did I step on the wooly kiddy's tail?
I'm going... I've seen enough. I'm gonna tell Shifu that he has nothing to worry about.
No, he doesn't.

Okay I'll tell him that.
Hmm...

Can we please go now?
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Dragon warrior! Dragon warrior!

Oh.
Wait
a
second.
I
think
there
has
been
a
slight
mistake.
Err...Everyone
seems
to
think
I'm
err...Ahh...The Sacred Hall of Warriors. No way. Look at this place. Master Flying-Rhino's armour,
with authentic battle damage! Wow...the Sword of Heroes. Said to be so sharp, you can cut yourself
just by looking ... Aah!...Oww! The invisible Dragon of Destiny. Uuhhs... I've only seen paintings

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of that painting. Aah...ah...ha...ha...ha... Heeyah...yah.. Aah...ah...ah.. Noo..! Ho...oh, oh, oh... The
legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors, said to contain souls of the entire Tenshu army.
Hello? Have you finished sightseeing?
Sorry. I should have come to see you first.
My patience is running thin.

Ohh? Well. I mean, it's not like you are going anywhere.
Would you turn around?

Sure.
Hey, how is it going? How do you get 500...Master Shifu!... Ooh!...
Ohh...whooo...
Someone broke that.. But I'm going to fix it.I..Do you have some glue. Whooo, ...Aah...ouch...ooo!

I've a splinter.
So you are the legendary Dragon Warrior? Hmm...
Ahh, I guess so?

Wrong!
You
are
not
the
Dragon
Warrior.
You
will
never
be
the
Dragon
Warrior......
until
you've
learned the secret of the Dragon scroll.
Wow...so... How does this work? Do you have a ladder? A trampoline or...?
Umph...You think it is that easy? That I'm just going to hand you the secret to limitless power?
No! I...
One
must
first
master
the
highest
level
of
Kung
Fu
and
that
is
clearly
impossible
if
that
one
is
someone like you.
Someone like me? Yes!
Look at you! This fat butt. Flabby arms.
Those are sensitive, in the flabby parts.
And this ridiculous belly. Hey...whooo...And utter disregard for personal hygiene.

Now wait a minute. That's a little uncalled for.

Don't stand that close. I can smell your breath.
Listen, Oogway said that I was the...Uh... the Wushi Finger Hold. Never... Master Shifu don't...
Haa...oh... You know this hold?
Developed by Master Wushi in the 3rd dynasty. Yes.

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Oh. Then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky.
No, no, no...
You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards.
Humm... Okay. Okay, take it easy.
Now
listen
closely,
Panda.
Oogway
may
have
picked
you,
but
when
I'm
through
with
you,
I
promise you, you're going to wish he hadn't. Are we clear?
Yes, we're clear, we're clear. We are so clear.
Good. Hmm, Hmm, Hmm. I can't wait to get started.
Let's begin.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?

Now?
Yes, now! Unless you think that the great Oogway was wrong and you are not the Dragon Warrior.
Okay. Well, I don't know if I can do all of those moves.
Well, if we don't try, we will never know, will we?
Yes, it's just
…
maybe we can find something more suited to my level.
And what level is that?

Well you know... I'm not a master, but let's just start at zero. Level zero.

Oh, there is no such thing as level zero.
Hey, maybe I can start with that.
That. We use that for training children. And popping the door open when it is hot. But if you insist.
Wow... The Furious Five. You're so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, Mantis.
You're about the same.
Go ahead, Panda. Show us what you can do.
Ahh...Are they going to watch? Or should I just wait until they get back to work or something?
Hit it.

Okay, I mean, I just ate, and so I'm still digesting, so my Kung Fu may not be as good as later on.
Just hit it.
Ah, what'd you got? You've got nothing 'cause I got right here. You pick on my friends? Get ready
to feel the thunder. Come on, crazy feet. What're you going to do about crazy feet? Come on. I'm a

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blur. I'm a blur. You've never seen Bear style. You've only seen Praying Mantis. Or Monkey style.
Imagine snake-kiddy Snake.
Would you hit it!
All right, all right.
Why don't you try it again? A little harder.
How's that? Oohhh...Oh, that hurts!
This will be easier than I thought.
Feeling a little nausea... Ouch, ouch, ouch! Oohh... My tenders.
How did I do?
There is now a level zero.
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There
’
s no word.
Don't
deny
that.
I
don't
understand
what
Master
Oogway
was
thinking.
Poor
guy
is
going
to
get
himself killed.

He is so mighty. The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire.
When he walks, the very ground shakes.
One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew Kung Fu.
Yes. Or could at least touch his toes.

Or even see his toes.
Okay. Great. Ooouuch! Oh hey. Hi. You're up?
Am now.

I was just..er...someday...eh? The Kung Fu stuff is hard work, right? Your biceps sore.
I've had a long day and rather disappointing day, so...er...Ya...I should probably get to sleep now.
Ya... Ya...of course.

Okay. Thanks.
It's just
…
. I'm such a big fan...You guys were so totally amazing at the battle of the Weeping River.
Out numbered. A thousand to one. But, you didn't stop. You just,....Oh. Sorry about that.
Ahh... Look you don't belong here.
Er...I know, I know. You're right. I don't have it. It's just, my whole life, I dream of...
No, no, no. I meant you don't belong here, I mean in this room. But this is my room. Property of

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Crane.
Oh,
okay
right,
right.
So...
Ya,
you
want
to
get
to
sleep.
Keeping
you
up.
We've
got
big
things
tomorrow.
Alright. You are awesome. The last thing I'm going to say. Okay, bye-bye.
Ooho
…

What was that?

I didn't say anything.
Okay. All right. Goodnight. Sleep well.
Seem a little bit awkward. Master Tigress, didn't mean to wake you. Just a...
You don't belong here.

Ah ya...ya, of course...This is your room...

I
mean
you
don't
belong
in
the
Jade
Palace.
You're
a
disgrace
to
Kung
Fu
and
if
you
have
any
respect of who we are, and what we do, you will be gone by morning.
Big fan.
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I see you've found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.
Is that what this is? I'm so sorry. I thought it was just a regular peach tree.
I understand, you eat when you are upset.
Upset? I'm not upset. Why would I be upset?
So, why are you upset?
I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of Kung Fu. In the history of China. In the
history of sucking.

Probably.

And the Five...man, you should have seen them, they totally hate me.

Totally.

How's Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior? I mean I'm not like the Five, I've got no
claws. No wings, no venom. Even Mantis got those thingies. May be I should just quit and go back
to making noodles.
Quit. Don't quit. Noodles. Don't noodles. You are too concerned with what was and what will be.
There's a saying. Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, But today is a gift. That is why it is

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called the
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Oh No!

What's happening?
To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go!
Fire Cross-Bow! Fire!
Fire!
Tai Lung's free. I must warn Shifu.
You are not going anywhere. Neither is he!
Let go of me.

Bring it up!
Wait! Bring it back!
He's going this way.

He won't get far. Archers!
We are dead. So very, very dead.
Ha..Ha. Not yet, we're not. Now!
Can we run now?

Yes.
I am glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning to think I'm being forgotten. Fly back there and tell them,
the real Dragon Warrior is coming home.
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Good Morning, Master.
Panda! Panda! Wake up! Hmm, hmm, hmm... He's quit.
What do we do now Master with the Panda gone? Who will be the Dragon Warrior?
All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time...the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed.
What are you doing here?
Haa...hey. Good Morning Master. I thought I'll warm up a little.
You're stuck.

Stuck?...No...What?...Stuck? No...This is one of the... Ya...I'm stuck.
Help him.


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