hideandseek功夫熊猫电影英文台词

2021年1月19日发(作者：何鸿超)
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How is he doing that with his face?
Thirty-eight bean buns!
the Peacocks ruled over Gongmen City.
They brought great joy
and prosperity to the city
for they had invented fireworks.
But their son, Lord Shen,
saw darker power in the fireworks.
What had brought colour and joy
could also bring darkness
and destruction.
Shen's troubled parents
consulted a soothsayer.
She foretold that if Shen
continued down this dark path,
he would be defeated
by a warrior of black and white.
The young lord
set out to change his fate.
But what he did next only sealed it.
Shen returned to his parents
full of pride.
But in their faces, he saw only horror.
He was banished from the city forever.
But Shen swore revenge.
Someday he would return
and all of China would bow at his feet.
It's almost done, Lord Shen,
but we've run out of metal.
Search the farthest villages!
Find more metal!
China will be mine.
And then the Dragon Warrior
joined the Furious Five!
And they became the most
awesomest kung fu team ever!
Enough talk. Let's fight!
- Thirty-three...
- Listen, listen!
You can hear the Dragon Warrior
training right now!
Thirty-three. Stop him!
- Thirty-four.
- It's too dangerous!
- Thirty-five. Stay focused.
- Thirty-six!
- Thirty-seven!
- Yeah!
Yes! New record! You monster!
- Keep going! Hit !
- He'll never hit .
You guys wait and we'll go to .
Do it.
No problem!
Yeah!
Give me a minute.
Yeah!
- He did it!
- Well done, Po!
Your training has paid off.
Master Shifu!
Gotta go. See you later!
You'll save those for me, right?
Flippety-do.
Inner peace.
Inner peace.
Inner peace.
Master Shifu.
Master Shifu, what do we got?
Pirates? Vandals of Volcano Mountain?
Whatever it is, I will take them down.
'Cause I am in a mood.
I need to get something done,
you know what I mean?
What are you doing?
One of Master Oogway's final teachings.
Awesome!
How did you do that?
- Inner peace.
- Inner piece. That's cool.
- Inner piece of what?
- It is the next phase of your training.
Every master must find his path
to inner peace.
Some choose to meditate for

years
in a cave just like this...
...without the slightest taste
of food or water.
Or?
Some find it through
pain and suffering, as I did.
Po, the day you were chosen
as Dragon Warrior
was the worst day of my life.
By far.
Nothing else came close.
It was the worst, most painful,
mind-destroying, horrible moment...
- OK.
...I have ever experienced.
But once I realised the problem
was not you, but within me,
I found inner peace and was able
to harness the flow of the universe.
So that's it? I just need inner peace?
My innards are
already super, super peaceful,
so all I need to do
is just get this thing going.
Inner peace, you're going down.
Now show me what you were
doing there with your feet.
I saw you do sort of a fancy foot...
Po! Bandits!
Approaching the Musicians Village.
Danger.
Tell those musicians to start playing
some action music because it is on.
Don't worry, Shifu, I'll master
inner peace as soon as I get back.
No snack stops this time.
Snack stops.
Wait, are you serious?
Get all the metal you can find!
Grab the metal!
Help, help, help, help. Help!
That's everything!
Let's get out of here.
Oh, no.
Wings of Justice!
The Dragon Warrior!
A panda? That's impossible.
My fist hungers for justice.
That was my... fist.
- Get 'em!
- Come on!
Take that!
Po! Incoming!
Thanks, Mantis!
Tigress, Double Death Strike!
Feet of Fury!
Tigress! Monkey!
Viper! Mantis!
Bunny! What?
Oh, sorry.
Help!
- Crane, go!
- I'm on it!
Is everyone OK?
That was awesome!
I got this.
Po!
Chew on that, tubby!
Help.
- Sweetie, are you OK?
- What happened?
I think I saw...
I think...
I gotta go.
Thank you. Thank you for coming
to Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu.
- More tea? Lemon sauce?
- No.
If you need anything, just ask.
- Thank you.
- Feet of Fury!
The Dragon Warrior's mop.
He mopped these very floors!
No touching!
You'll get the mop dirty.
- He once waited on me.
- Awesome!
Yeah, I have the stain to prove it.
Hey, where is the Dragon Warrior?
He doesn't work here any more.
He's busy out there
protecting the Valley.
- The Dragon Warrior!
- There he is.
Po!
- Here. OK. Nice kid.
- The Dragon Warrior!
- Should've told me you were coming.
- Hi, Dad.
I would have saved you
some stinky tofu.
- Dad, can I talk to you?
- Of course, son.
In honour of my son,
free tofu dessert for everybody!
With purchases.
Oh, it's so good to see you, Po.
Have you lost weight? I can
almost put my wings around you.
Ah, well, maybe a little.
Poor you, you must feel weak.
Let me get you some soup.
No, that's OK, Dad.
I'm not hungry.
Not hungry?
Po, are you all right?
Yeah. No, I'm fine. I just...
Earlier today,
I was fighting these bandits.
Nothing too dangerous.
I mean, they were just, you know...
- Yeah?
- And then the strangest thing happened.
I had this crazy vision.
I think I saw my mom and me,
as a baby.
Mom? A baby?
- Dad?
- What...?
How do I say this?
Where did I come from?
Well, you see, son,
baby geese come from a little egg.
- Don't ask where the egg comes from.
- Dad, that's not what I meant.
I know it's not.
I think it's time I told you something
I should have told you a long time ago.
OK.
You might have been kind of a...
...adopted.
- I knew it.
- You knew?
- Well, who told you?
- No one. I mean, come on, Dad.
But if you knew,
why didn't you ever say anything?
Why didn't you say anything?
How did I get here, Dad?
Where did I come from?
Actually... you came from this.
It was just another day
at the restaurant.
Time to make the noodles.
I went out to the back, where my
vegetables had just been delivered.
There were cabbages, turnips, radishes.
Only there were no radishes.
Just a very hungry baby panda.
There was no note.
Of course, you could have eaten it.
I waited for someone to come
looking for you, but no one did.
I brought you inside.
Fed you.
Gave you a bath.
And fed you again.
And again.
And tried to put some pants on you.
And then I made a decision
that would change my life forever.
To make my soup without radishes.
And to raise you as my own son.
Xiao Po, my little panda.
And from that moment on,
both my soup and my life
have been that much sweeter.
And, little Po,
that's the end of the story.
Look at me. No, don't look at me.
That's it? That can't be it.
There's gotta be more, Dad!
Well, there was the time
you ate all my bamboo furniture.
It was imported, too.
One dumpling, please,
Dragon Warrior size.
Oh, Po, your story may not
have such a happy beginning,
but look how it turned out.
You got me, you got kung fu,
and you got noodles.
I know. I just have so many questions.
Like how did I ever fit
in this tiny basket?
Why didn't I like pants?
And who am I?
Good. Watch your form.
Good.
Better. Elbow.
Straighten it out!
Shen?
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
Now we've got the pleasantries
out of the way, please leave my house.
- Your house?
- Yes.
Didn't you see the peacock
on the front door?
There you are, Soothsayer.
It seems your fortune- telling skills
are not as good as you thought.
- We shall see, Shen.
- No, you shall see, old goat.
- Where were we?
- What do you want, Shen?
What is rightfully mine. Gongmen City!
Gongmen is under the stewardship
of the Masters' Council,
and we will protect it. Even from you.
I'm so glad you feel that way.
Otherwise, I'd have dragged
that here for nothing.
What's in the box, Shen?
You want to see? It's a gift.
It's your parting gift,
in that it will part you.
Part of you here, part of you there
and part of you way over there,
staining the wall!
You insolent fool!
- Show-off.
- That is a warning.
You are no match for our kung fu.
I agree.
But this is.
Are you familiar
with the master of Gongmen City?
- Master Thundering Rhino?
- Yes.
- Son of legendary Flying Rhino?
- Yes.
And slayer of the Ten Thousand
Serpents in the Valley of Woe?
- He's dead.
- Whoa.
That's impossible.
Rhino's Horn Defence
is impervious to any technique.
It was no technique.
Lord Shen has created a weapon,
one that breathes fire and spits metal.
Unless he is stopped,
this could be the end of kung fu.
- But I just got kung fu!
- And now you must save it.
Go! Destroy this weapon
and bring Lord Shen to justice!
OK, here we go! Here we go!
Wait a second.
How can I do this?
I mean, how can kung fu stop
something that stops kung fu?
Remember, Dragon Warrior,
anything is possible
when you have inner peace.
Inner peace. Inner peace. Inner peace.
Peace on.
- Oh, Po?
- Peace!
Oh, Po, I got you a travel pack.
I packed you food for weeks.
Cookies, buns, vegetables.
And I even packed
all your action figures. See?
I don't know what those are.
Never seen them before in my life.
Dad, you got scratches on my Tigress.
I also packed your paintings
of our best time together,
just in case you get lonely.
That's me and you making noodles.
And that's me and you eating noodles.
And that's me giving you
a piggyback ride.
That cute? On second thought,
I'll hang on to this one.
- Hey, they're waiting for me.
- Of course, of course.
You have a job to do... far from home,
in a strange city, filled with
strange people, and strange noodles,
facing horrible danger
from which you might never return!
- Don't go, Po!
- I gotta go.
I'm the Dragon Warrior.
It's kind of my job to save kung fu.
And if I don't... what am I?
You're my son.
Right?
- Po, it's time.
- Goodbye.
Don't worry, Mr. Ping.
He'll be back before
you can say
Noodles.
Come on, guys, let's go!
Yeah!
Yeah...
Yeah, yeah. Yeah...
Mama?
Mom? Dad? Is that you?
Mom! Dad!
Oh, hi. Hey, son. You're back.
Honey, what are you doing here?
But I thought...
We replaced you, dear,
with this lovely radish.
- Radish?
- It's quiet, polite, and, frankly,
does better kung fu.
No. No, no, no.
Wait!
No.
Radish, radish, radish, radish.
Inner pea...
Pea...
Inner peace.
Inner peace! Inner peace! Inner peace!
Inner peace! Inner peace...!
I'm... training.
The mast is not a worthy opponent.
- I am ready.
- OK.
So serious.
I think I prefer the mast.
Apologies. I used to punch the
ironwood trees by the palace to train.
Now I feel nothing.
That's severely cool.
Again!
So, this punching ironwood trees,
how long did you have to do that?
- Twenty years.
- Oh, ,

years.
Is there any, you know, faster way?
You know, until you, you know,
don't feel anything?
No. Besides...
...I don't think
hard style is your thing.
Po, why are you really out here?
I just found out that my dad
isn't really my dad.
Your dad? The goose.
That must have been quite a shock.
Yeah.
- And this bothers you?
- Are you kidding me?
We're warriors, right?
Nerves of steel.
Souls of platinum.
Like you.
So hard-core, you don't feel anything.
- I was...
- So, what are you guys talking about?
Nothing. Nothing.
Po's having daddy issues.
I'm so lucky.
I don't have any problems with my dad.
Maybe it's because Mom
ate his head before I was born.
- I don't know.
- Mantis, this isn't about you.
Po is the one freaking out.
- I'm not freaking out.
- Po.
- I'm freaking in.
- Po!
- What?
- We're here.
Gongmen City.
My father's throne.
He used to let me play here beside him,
promising someday,
this throne would be mine.
A little to the left.
Oh, but it's so heavy, Master!
Thirty years I've waited
for this moment.
Everything must be exactly
how I envisioned it.
And I envisioned it
a little to the left.
Perfect!
With the weapon by my si...
A little bit more.
With the weapon by my side,
all of China will bow before me.
We move out in three days,
when the moon is full
and the tide is high.
Now, you old goat,
why don't you tell me my...
Fortune?
Future. I was going to say future.
Look into your bowl
and tell me what glory awaits.
If you continue on your current path...
...you will find yourself
at the bottom of the stairs.
I see...
I see...
I see pain... and anger.
How dare you!
That is the finest silk in the province!
Followed by denial.
This is not fortune-telling.
You're just saying
- what's happening right...
- Now?
The most important time is now.
But if you really want
to see the future...
Oh, what do you see?
A peacock...
...is defeated by a warrior
of black and white.
Nothing has changed.
That's impossible, and you know it.
It is not impossible, and he knows it.
Who?
- Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
- A panda?
A kung fu warrior.
It fought like a demon!
Big and furry.
Soft and squishy.
Kind of plush and cuddly.
There are no more pandas.
Even with his poor eyesight,
he can see the truth.
Why is it that you cannot?
Find this panda and bring him to me!
Yes, sir!
One panda lives.
That does not make you right.
You're right.
Being right makes me right.
Then I will kill him and make you wrong.
Will you stop that!
That must be Shen's palace
on the other side of the city.
Great. We'll march into the tower
and proclaim,

and the Furious Five,
and we are here
to bring you to justice
What are you doing?
This place is crawling with wolves.
Hey, isn't that the guy
who hammered you in the face?
I do not like that guy.
We need to get to that tower
without being spotted by those wolves.
Got it. Stealth mode.
- Get out of the way!
- Foiled again.
Now, where'd those noodles go?
Hello. I couldn't help but...
Yeah, OK. Anyway, where was I?
- Where's Po?
- How can we lose a guy that big?
OK.
Guys! Guys?
- Hey, Po.
- What? Sorry.
So that was stealth mode, huh?
To be honest,
not one of my stronger modes.
...gold in there, come on!
This rice is raw!
You stole all my metal pots
for Lord Shen!
Either you cook my rice, or I cook you!
- My apologies, but...
- Po, do something.
How am I supposed to help her cook rice
without getting caught?
- Wait, I have a better idea.
...two...
...one.
- Hey.
- Hey.
We're here to liberate the city
and bring Shen to justice.
- You will need help.
- Thank you, brave sheep,