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超简短的
5
个英文笑话
1.
Teacher: whoever answers my next
question, can go home.
老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。
One boy throws
his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw
that?!
老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了
?
Boy: Me! I’m
going home now.
男孩：我
< br>!
我现在要回家了。
2.
What dog can jump higher than a
building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高
?
Anydog, buildings can't
jump!
任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。
3.
What has a head, a tail, and no
body?
什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体
?
A
coin!
硬币。
4.
What has one eye but cannot
see?
什么有一只眼睛，却看不见
?
A
needle.
针。
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