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赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的饭店，苏格兰调情
zhao:This is the most expensive hotel
of Tie Lang,Scotland'flirt.
毛毛：你念反了，苏格兰情调，这家老贵了
mao:You read wrong,
Scotland Sentiment,it's too dear.
赵本山：带钱了，三万，带包没有啊
zhao:we
have
money,thirty
thousand,the
yellow
purse?don't
you
take the purse?
毛毛：我落在炕上了
mao:I
left it on the brick bed.
赵本山：给你办事，还落在炕上了
zhao:I do business to you,but you left
it?
毛毛：兜里才
70
多元
mao:I only have
seventy yuan.
赵本山：我还有
400
zhao:Here is 400 yuan.
毛毛：也不够啊
mao:it's not enough.
赵本山：够不够都可以的
zhao:it doesn't matter.
赵本山：服务员
waiter !
小沈阳：对不起大爷，我们是高档酒店，不收农产品
xiao:sorry,
is
a
high
grade
hotel,we
don't
need
farm
produce.
赵本山：我们是吃饭的，姑娘这顿饭很重要的
zhao:we come to
have
a
lunch,girl,this
meal
is very
important for
us.
小沈阳：你管谁叫姑娘，我是纯爷们
xiao: girl? I'm a real man.
赵本山：怎么穿裙子
hao:why
do you wear a skirt?
小沈阳：也不
是裙子，这是七分裤，这有腿的，着急穿错了，我说走
路怎么不方便
xiao:it's
not,this
is
a
seventh
trousers..Sorry,I
wear
wrong
in
a
hurry.I
doubted it was not convenient to walk.
赵本山：那条腿留给别人穿，小伙子我跟你说，今天请重要的客人，
你一定要招待好
zhao:tomorrow you
wear the other ,let me tell ,I
invite
an
important guest,you must treat him very
well.
小沈阳：没有问题
xiao:no problem.
赵本山：你们这个酒店，
如果要吃一顿饭，要多少钱。最贵的要点上
要吃多少钱
zhao:I wanna know how much
it cost to have a meal,including the
most expensive dishes.
小沈阳：要一、二万元
xiao:about ten or twenty thousand yuan.
赵本山：是否有这样的情况，今天吃饭明天来结帐
zhao:can I
have
meals today but pay tomorrow?
小沈阳：打白条
xiao:owe the money?
赵本山：不是打白条，给你小费
zhao:no,I have money,don't shorts of
you tips.
小沈阳：大爷，你太帅了
xiao:uncle,I LOVE YOU
.
赵本山：客人来了，我点菜的时候你要给我兜着，我要点贵菜
zhao:The
guest
comes,you
should
help
me
when
I
am
ordering
I wanna order a dear dish……
小沈阳：我就说没有
xiao:I say not have?
赵本山：你太明白了
zhao:you are so clever.
毛毛：爷爷，我饿了
mao:grandpa,I'm hungry.
赵本山：给我来碗面条
zhao:take me a bowl of noodles.
小沈阳：
78
元一碗
xiao:78 yuan.
赵本山：这么贵
zhao:so expensive?
小沈阳：苏格兰打鲁面
xiao:it's halogen noodles of Scotland.
赵本山：是鲁子贵么？
zhao:is the halogen dear?
小沈阳：鲁不要钱。
xiao:it's free.
赵本山：先来一碗鲁子，一
会儿星光大道的毕老师来了，你要给我争
脸，这是人生最好的机会，
爷爷培养你四十多年了
zhao:well,take a bowl of Bi is
coming,you should save
my
face,it's the
best
chance
of
life,
I have educated
you
for
forty
years.
毛毛：爷爷我才多大
mao:how old am I, grandpa?
赵
本山：我培养你爸多少年，你爸是半成品，都成了文化站长，你要
有信心
zhao:I
educated
your
dad
for
many
years,
he
is
a
partly
finished
product and becomes
a master of cultural should have
me
your determination.
毛毛：洪湖水，一浪比一浪强，我要把我爹打在沙滩上
mao:I must
the
sand beach.
小沈阳：鲁子来了
xiao:here is the halogen.
毛毛：爷爷有一点咸了
mao:it's a bit salty.
赵本山：给她搞一碗白开水
zhao:give her some water.
小沈阳：免费的水呗？
xiao:free?
赵本山：对。
zhao:yeah.
小沈阳：
你不
是谁吗，
你是那个朱军，
不是的，
白岩
松不是的，
老毕，
你是毕老师吗？毕老师来了，快来人啊，一会
儿该跑了
xiao:aren't
you
who?
you
are
the
zhujun
,not,Bai
Yansong?no,no,no,Lao
Bi,are
you
Mr
Bi?
Here
is
Mr
Bi,come
here,he will run
away.
赵本山：干什么，吵什么啊，让狼咬了吗？
zhao:what's up? what are
you shouting? Are you biten by a wolf?
小沈阳：毕老师给我照个相吗？
Could you do me
a favour to take a photo with me ?
毕福剑：我找莲花县文化站长赵铁柱的爹
I want to meet the chairman
of the art spot in lotus town----tiezhu
zhao’s father.
赵本山：我是赵铁柱的爹，你找对了
I am here.
毕福剑：爹，对了
Dad !
赵本山：县布置的很隆重，布一个大厅，一个大房
间，一个大照片放
在中间，周围都是花
People in lotus town
welcome you warmly, laying your photo in a
room round flowers.
毕福剑：老哥，花都是什么颜色
Gal, what colour?
赵本山：白的，黄的都有的。老百姓都拿着笔等着你，激动啊
both white and yellow . They are
waiting for you in exciment.
毕福剑：我们到乡里吧
Let’s
make for the town.
赵本山：乡里布置
我，先在铁岭吃一顿，客随主便，你按照我安排吧
I was
appointed to arrange a meal for you in tieling.
Just follow me.
小沈阳：毕老师给我照个相
Let’s take a photo ,wil
l you
?
毕福剑：你是男服务员
.
长得挺委婉
You are a
male waiter ?
赵本山：咱们是老乡，你不是大连人吗
We have the same you born in dalian?
毕福剑：是的。
Yes.
赵本山：咱们是亲戚，我的老爷爷住在大连
We are relatives .My grandfather are in
dalian,too.
毕福剑：叫什么名字
What’s his name ?
毛毛：闭门庭
bimenting
毕福剑：你老爷打麻将很厉害
He
must be good at majiang.
赵本
山：一笑，很象你老爷走的时候的照片，孩子就跟老爷亲，快叫
老爷好
< br>
You look like him when you are
smiling. She gets on well with him ,.
毛毛：老爷好。
Nice to
meet you ,grandfather.
毕福剑：大过年的还没有给你压岁钱
I ‘m sorry to have no redpack for you
now.
小沈阳：毕老师我们还没有照相
We
haven’t take a photo.
赵本山：先点菜
Give me the menu first.
小沈阳：吃饭后跑了怎么办
He
will leave away after the meal !
赵本山：您就点吧
You first.
毕福剑：我们随便吃吧
Simple meal is OK.
赵本山：现在富裕了，你就使劲吃，你吃能吃多少钱
We are richer now. It costs me only
little .
毕福剑：随便吃
Just simple.
赵本山：澳洲鲍鱼四只
Four Ausrialia’s abalones.
小沈阳：对不起没有。
Sorry , we haven’t the dish.
赵本山：澳洲龙虾
Ausrialia ‘s lobster.
小沈阳：没有那么大的
We haven’t such a big one .
赵本山：有多大的。
how much do you have?
小沈阳：只有一斤的。
about
one kilo
赵本山：有还是没有啊
have or not?
小沈阳：没有的。
no
毕福剑：鱼翅更不要点
don't eat shark's fin
,neither.
赵本山：有也别吃了，我吃鱼翅有一次卡住了，最后到医院用镊子
拿
出来了。你们酒店什么都没有，好不容易来一次，把你老板找出来
Don’t eat it .Once I didn’t suffer
fish bone in my throat untill I was
sent to hospital .You should have
nothing seems that I must
meet your
boss now.
小沈阳：没有的
No .
赵本山：老板也没有
You
don’t have a boss?
小沈阳：老板出去了
Boss is
out.
赵本山：吃什么啊
What can we eat in the
world?
毕福剑：来一点家常便饭
Family meal is just ok.
赵本山：来民间的，孩子，来一个小野鸡炖蘑菇
let's
take
some
local
dishes,boy,
small
pheasant
stews
the
mushroom
小沈阳：没有
not have
赵本山：这个可以有
this
can have
小沈阳：这个真没有
really
not
赵本山：把带来的拿过来
take it
毕福剑：野山鸡不能吃
we
can't eat the pheasant
赵本山：把这个炖了，点一个笨鸡蛋
stew it,take a heavy egg
小沈阳：没有
not have
赵本山：我有
I have
毕福剑：老哥，下一次饭店，材料都自己搞
brother,you bring the
material when you go to the hotel.