20件搞笑的英语故事

20

件有些搞笑的小事

1)

How

come

when

you

close

a

glue

cap

the

glue

sticks

but

this

same

paste

does

not

stick

to the sides of the glue tube?

1

）为什么把胶水盖盖到胶水管上的时候胶水不会把它们粘在一起？

2) Did you know that according to mental research that has been carried out all over

the world twenty-five percent of the population are suffering from one from of mental

deficiency or the other? In lay terms, this means that if you have three friends that

are sane, you are the one insane!

2

）是否听说过这 么一项研究报告？全世界人口中的

25

％都患有精神疾病。这就 意味着，如果你

有三个精神正常的朋友，那么你就是精神病！

3) If you have either a television or a Video Receiver or a DVD or anything that needs

a

remote

controller,

this

odd

behaviour

is

familiar.

Have

you

noticed

that

whenever

the

batteries

begin

to

get

dull,

we

press

down

harder?

Are

we

expecting

to squeeze

more

out

of them?

3

）如果你用过电视机或者

DVD

的遥控器，那么这种事情你也应该做过。你注没注意过，当电池< /p>

快要没电的时候，

我们总是在很用力的按它？难道我们是认为按得 力气大些就可以从里边挤出电

来吗

?

4)

Supposedly the man

from the jungle lives

in the

jungle, yes? Then, how and where did

his beard disappear to?

4

）想象一下一个来自丛林且旧居丛林的男子，好了？恩，那他的胡子 是怎么没的？

5) How is it that no matter how tight you close the shutters of light bulbs, flies or

other insects manage to get inside?

5

）为什么不论你怎么关灯，苍蝇和其他的昆虫总是能够想方设法的进到你的家里来？

6)

Still

use

plastic

bags

instead

of

the

more

nature-friendly

paper

ones?

Ok.

Then,

pray

tell, why can

’

t I ever manage to open one on my 1st attempt?

6

）还在用塑料袋而没有用环保的纸袋吗？很好。那……说实话，为什么我在第一次用 纸袋的时

候发现我没办法把它打开？！

7) Why do they use sterilized needles when injecting a convict on death role?

7

）为什 么他们要用消了毒的注射器给一个死刑犯执行死刑？

8) Why do the banks charge extra if you withdraw more money than is present from your

bank account? Don

’

t they realize that there

’

s no money in the account?

8)

为什么银行 要在你超额取款时收取额外的费用？难道他们没意识到你的帐号里已经没钱了

吗？

9) Why don

’

t we ever hear jokes about father-in-laws?

9

）为什么大家都没听过岳父的笑话？

10) If people run into a sign near a park bench saying that the paint is wet, every one

will

touch it to

check.

If this is

so,

why

don

’

t

these same folk

verify

the star count

of around four billion stars so stated according to various scientists?

10

）如 果人们碰到一个标有‘油漆未干’的牌子，多半会用手去试一下它是不是湿的。如果这么

做有道理，那为什么科学家们不去每天确认一下天上的星星是不是有

40

亿颗？

11) Why do

we return

to

the refrigerator

and gaze in when we know that there

’

s nothing

interesting to eat inside?

11

）

为什 么在明知冰箱里已经没有食物的情况下，

我们还要习惯性的打开冰箱门，

朝里边看看？

12)

Notice

how

bullets

bounce

off

superman

’

s

chests,

but

the

moment

the

villain

throws

the

empty

revolver,

this

same

invincible

superman

ducks.

Shouldn

’

t

the

revolver

bounce

off his chest too?

12

）注意到打到超人胸口的子弹会 被弹开，但是当坏人打完了子弹把左轮手枪扔向超人的时候，

无所不能的超人却躲开了。 难道左轮手枪不应该同样从他的胸口弹开吗？

13)

I

’

m

sure

you

’

ve

heard

of

the

evolutionary

claim

that

mankind

has

evolved

from

monkeys.

Before I am to believe this, I want to know that if this is so why are monkeys

’

still

roaming earth?

1 3

）

我肯定你听说过进化论中关于人类是猴子进化而来的观点。

但是在我相信它之前，

我想知道

为什么 还有这么多的猴子在世界上逛？

14) Why is it that when we try to catch something that is falling off a table, our hand

knocks down something else?

14

）为什么当我们去捡一件从桌子上掉下去的东西的时候，我 们总是会碰掉另外一样？

15) Why did the Japanese kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

15

）为什么神风敢死队的日本飞行 员都要戴头盔？