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1
、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒
指
,
但竟没有一个同学
注意到
,
令她忿忿不平
.
到下
午大家坐着谈天的时候
,
她突然站起来大
声说：
“
哎呀
,
这里真热呀
,
我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧
< br>.”
night
before,
a
girl
get
boyfriend
engagement
ring,
but
no
one
noticed the classmate,
make her antics. You sit and chat in the
afternoon,
she suddenly stood up and
shouted:
better take off your
ring.
2
、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：<
/p>
“
你是否怀孕了
?”
“
是啊
!”
女
佣回道
.
“
亏你还说得出口
,
你还没有结婚
,
难道不觉得害羞吗
?”
< br>女主人再次训
.
“
我为什
么要害羞
,
女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗
?”
“
可是我怀的是我丈夫的
!”
女主人生气地反驳
.
“
我也是啊
!”
女佣高兴地附和
.
2,
the
mistress
called
the
maid
to
ask
her:
you
pregnant?
The
maid
answered.
Export
you
still
say,
you
are
not
married,
don't you feel shy?
be
shy,
you
don't
the
hostess
also
pregnant?
I
conceive
is
my
husband!
echo.
3
< br>、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服
,
就是把口子在后面扣上
,
可以挡风
.
一天他酒后驾驶
,
翻了
,
一头栽在路旁
.
警察赶到：
警察甲：好严重的车祸
.
警察乙：是啊
,
脑袋都撞到后面去了
.
警察甲：嗯
,
还有呼吸
,
我们帮他把头转回来吧
.
警察乙：好
.
一、二使劲
,
转回来了
.
警察甲：嗯
,
没有呼吸了
.
3, a man riding a motorcycle like the
dress, is to cut on the back, can
the
wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a
planted on the road.
Police: police a:
a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his
head
hit the back. Po1: well, still
breathing, let's help him turn his head back.
Po2: good... One, two, turn back.
Policeman a: well, not breathing...
4
、
在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上
,
因为时常发生车祸
,
所以常常有一些
鬼故事发生
,
有一天晚上
,
有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩
,
身着白衣的女人向他招手
,
因为这个司机没有见过鬼<
/p>
,
所以大胆的停下
来让她上车了
,
这一路上
,
司机虽然
不信有鬼
,
心里也毛毛的
,
所以时常
从后视镜看后面的女人
,
开着开着
,
突然司机发现那个女人不见了
!
司
机吓了一大跳
,
赶紧踩了一个刹车
!
只见那个女人满脸是血<
/p>
,
表情狰狞
.
司
机吓的牙直打颤
.
突然那女人开口了：
“
你会不会开车啊
!
我低头系个
鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了
……”
4, turn in a
curvy country road, because often in a car
accident, so often
have some ghost
story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the
side of the
road have a long hair
shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him,
because the driver didn't see a ghost,
so bold stopped to let her get on the
bus, along the way, the driver doesn't
believe in ghosts, the in the mind
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