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轻松一刻英语笑话三则
篇一：趣味英语：笑话三则
趣味英语：笑话三则之
Do You Know My
Work?
One night a hotel caught
fire
，
and the
people who were staying in it ran out in their
nigh
clothes. Two men stood outside and
looked at the fire.
“Before I came
out
，
” said
one
，
“I ran into
some of the rooms and found a lot of
money.
People don’t think of money when
they’re afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in
a fire
，
the fire
burns it. So I took all the bills that I could
one will be poorer because I took them.”
“You don’t know
my
work
，
” said the other. “What
is your work?” “I’m a policeman.
“Oh!”
cried
the
first
man.
He
thought
quickly
and
said
，
“And
do
you
know
my
work?”“No
，
”said
the policeman. “I’m a writer. I’m always telling
stories about things that never
happened.”
【译文】
你知道我是干什么的吗
?
一天晚上，
一家旅馆失火，
住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡
衣就跑了出来。
两个人站在外
面，看着大火。
“
在我出
来之前，
”
其中一个说：
“
我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不
会想到钱的。
如果有人把纸币留在火里，
火就会把它烧成灰烬。
所以我把我所能找到的钞票
都拿走了。
没有人会因为我拿走它
们而变得更穷。
” “
你不知道我是干什么的。
”
另一个说。
“
你
是干什么的
?”
“
我是警
察。
”
“
噢
!”<
/p>
第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：
“
那你知道我是干什么的
?”“
不知道。
”
警察
说。
“
我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。
”
趣味英语：笑话三则之
Who is
the laziest
Father:Well,Jack,I
talked
with
your
teacher
today
.And
now
I
want
to
ask
you
a
question ,Who is the laziest person
inyour class ?
Jack:I don`t know ,father.
Father:Oh,think!When
other
boys
and
girls
are
reading
and
wirting
,who
sits
quietly
and
only watch how other people word?
Jack:Our
teacher ,father.
【译文】
谁是最懒惰的
爸爸：杰克，我今天已经和你的老师谈过了，现在我想问你，
谁是你们班上最懒的人
?
杰克：我不知道，爸爸
爸爸：
你再好好想想，
当别的同学都在读书写字的时候，
谁楞在那儿仅仅是看着其他人
?
杰克：是我们的老师，爸爸
趣味英语：笑话三则之
What
Is a Traitor?
Young hopeful
：
“Fa
ther
，
what is a traitor in
politics?”
Father(a veteran
politician)
：
“A traitor is a
man who leaves our party and goes over to the
other one.”
Young
hopeful
：
“Well
then
，
what is a man who
leaves his party and comes ove
r to
yours?”
Father
：
“A
convert
，
my son.”
【译文】
什么叫叛徒
?
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