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Good afternoon. Thanks for coming.

It's so nice to spend my birthday

surrounded by so many smiling faces.

I was almost too depressed to come today.

I realized I let my childhood slip away.

I realized I let my childhood slip away.

Come on, everybody!

We're gonna be late for Manny's birthday!

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

I'm ready, mom.

- You sure, honey? - Yep.

Then take a quick peek at your feet.

Oh! Come on, Luke!

Are you gonna walk faster,

or should I get Lily's stroller out of the car and push you?

Would you relax?

The restaurant's like five minutes away from here

Ohh, free lotion.

Stop Stopping to smell the roses. Manny's present.

Ohh, you are such a Pritchett.

What's that supposed to mean?

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

I'm looking for the keys!

Of course you are.

I like being on time.

It's easy 'cause I'm organized.

Not my wife.

You'd think growing up in a place

You'd think growing up in a place

full of death squads and drunken uncles,

she'd have learned to move a little bit faster.

Sorry, sorry.

I couldn't find my earring.

So, what were we talking about, huh?

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Honey, come on. We're gonna be late. Let's go.

Yeah, yeah, just filling out the application to family camp.

You don't win the

and not go back to defend your crown.

That's right. Come on, honey.

But shoot for the king...

you better kill him.

Every summer, we spend a week at family camp.

It's just like regular camp, but with the family!

I don't think that needed any clarification, Phil.

Somebody's still a little touchy

- about losing last year's color war. - Not.

She was on team blue...

...or as I like to refer to them as team blue-zer.

- And I was on white. - That's good.

- And if you ain't white... - No.

...you ain't right!

Phil! Have you learned nothing?

Phil! Have you learned nothing?

My good man.

My good man.

Okay, come on, everybody. Front door! Now!

Claire, relax. It takes 15 minutes to get there.

It takes 20 minutes.

If we take your route.

Well, my way is the most direct.

Directly into traffic.

Uh, your way is directly into...the suckiest way.

Want to make this interesting?

Yeah, I don't think that's possible.

We take two cars and see who gets there first.

Fine. Fine. Let's do that. It's on.

Yeah! It is on!

I'll take the girls.

Luke, your dad and I are splitting up.

- Why? - Another one of their stupid arguments.

Okay. I'll go with dad.

No, no. Buddy. Come with me.

Prepare to be -- my shoes.

Come on, Phil!

How do I look?

Like Al Capone.

Thanks!

Happy birthday, kid.

A BB gun?!

Enjoy. That's the best gift my dad ever gave me.

My keys are nowhere!

We're gonna have to go in your car.

It's in the shop.

Where was the last place you put your keys?

Oh, so now it's my fault?

Where was the last place you put my keys?

In your hand when I bought you the car.

Hey, Jay, on the box,

it says

Is this an appropriate gift for me?

Are you kidding me? You were born 16.

You know, we wouldn't be having this problem

if you hadn't lost the spare set.

I didn't lose them.

Somebody came in here and stole them!

And left the car.

What do you mean, I was born 16?

I'm just saying, you were never much of a kid.

And that's a good thing, 'cause I never liked kids.

You know, you ought to try the fridge.

'Cause that's where we found your cellphone.

It was only one time, Jay.

And you know I always eat after I talk to my mother.

Happy birthday, old man.

Well, I've forgotten a lot of things in my life.

But what Jay said hit me hard.

I'd forgotten to have a childhood.

Dad, that was a stop sign.

I'll stop twice on the way back.

Oh, good, it'll give us a chance to pick up that hubcap

you lost cutting through the temple parking lot.

Yellow...yellow!

Okay.

Are you seeing this?

We are making every light, and we don't even have to speed.

The system works.

Mom?

I know, I went a little fast back there,

but, really, 40 is the same as 35.

You say that a lot.

I don't think you two appreciate what's at stake here.

- Our lives? - You know I love your mother,

but I think you also know a certain look she gets

That says,

You mean her face?

N-now we're getting this.

If we're right this one time,

then we never have to be right again.

When she says,

I say,

Don't look at me. Look at the road.

No, dad! Look at the road! There's a truck!

Sweet baby! Assholes!

We are so kicking your dad's butt!

We are the best ones!

How come you and dad are breaking up?

What?

If it's just a little disagreement,

can't you just work it out?

Oh, sweetie, you thought

that when I said we were splitting up...

No. No, your dad and I are fine, honey.

We just were gonna take separate cars

to see who could get to the restaurant faster.

Oh, that's a relief.

Ohh, you must have been feeling awful back there.

I am so sorry.

It's okay.

Why did you say you'd go with your dad?

Great. Mom gets to be right again.

Hey, bad attitudes lose races.

No, swerving into a curb and popping your tire loses races.

We should call the cops and say mom's car was stolen.

They arrest her, we win.

No, they trace those calls.

But this is great. Thinking like a team!

Good practice for family camp.

We're, uh, we're doing that again?

And this year I predict total white domination.

Can't go back there.

I heard this summer there's gonna be a hoedown.

I can't.

Haley!

I can't! I can't.

Eight minutes talking to the lady at the stationery store

and still no present.

You know, I think a new friend is like a present.

Yeah, I read that card, too.

Can we please just buy the next thing we see

and get out of here?

You know, why can't you enjoy this?

It's a beautiful afternoon, Lily's with a sitter.

The day is ours!

Helen!

Helen!

Helen!

Helen!!

Oh, look at that. Another friend. Off we go. Very busy.

No. Stop.

You are too tied to your rigid schedules.

You're missing life.

It took all of two seconds to help this nice man.

W-w-wait. Wait. There's more.

Two seconds. Yeah.

Tell her I'm so sorry, I've always loved her.

He says he's so sorry!

And that he's always loved you!

Please come up and talk to me.

Please come up and talk to him!

His life would be empty without you!

I'm sorry I'm going off script. It just felt right.

Oh. Good. Oh.

- T-too late. - No, you know what?

Give him your cellphone.

I'll chase Helen down and give her my phone.

They can hash it out.

Are you -- are you serious?

Yes, I'm serious as a heart attack.

You always do this.

Now we're gonna be late to our own party.

Stop shouting.

Well, technically, I wasn't really --

Uh, yes, hello. Is Seymour Butts there?

I'd never made a prank call...

never mixed different sodas together

to see what they'd taste like.

So I knew I had to make the most

of what little childhood I had left.

Not

Yes, I'm trying to get ahold of Butts.

Very funny. I don't have time for this foolishness.

Maybe if you had a system for where you leave things.

I have a system.

I put down things, then I remember where I put them.

And that would be preferable

to, say, putting them on the key holder

which just happens to look like a large key.

Stop screaming!

What are you doing?

Turning back the clock.

Turning back the clock.

Turning back the clock.

Turning back the clock.

Turning back the clock.

Turning back the clock.

Turning back the clock.

Disgusting!

Don't judge me. You've never been married.

This never happened.