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Zhaojun Outside the
Frontier
昭君出塞剧本:秦艺文
注:上台先自我介绍每个人的身份
。或者身上佩戴着牌子,以便观众辨认。
< br>演员表:昭君:武高翔皇帝:黄一苇大臣:刘诗阳使者:周佳玲
(
穿正装
)
旁白:
ting
侍
p>
卫
1
:
万琳美女:
Jency
刺客
1
:
秦艺文
(我们还需要一个刺客和一个侍卫,
单于和
hello kitty
,
太监。初步希望
bush
客串单于,
< br>sky
客串侍卫
2
,蔡安康客串
hellokitty
,曹正聪客串刺
客
2
。太监未定。。。。)
Zhaojun Outside the
Frontier
昭君出塞
Action
:
第一幕:
(voice
over):A you Know the
story of zhaojun. But, have you ever
doubt about the
truth
of this
story?
When the year of fifty-four BC. The
chief of xiongnu in ancient China called huhanxie
was
beaten
by
his
brother.
So,
he
decided
to
move
southward
outside
Great
Wall
to
build
the
friendship with the western Han
Dynasty. He asked emissaries go to the court in
Changan three
times and hoped make
peace by marriage.
旁白:话说公元前
54
年,匈奴呼韩邪单于被他哥哥郅
支单于打败,南迁至长城外的光禄塞
下,同西汉结好,
曾三次进长安入朝,并向汉元帝请求和亲。
(皇上,大臣,太监上)
(emperor,
minister and eunuch)
大臣:
陛下,<
/p>
那个匈奴的使者又来了,
正在大殿外求见呢。
(My majesty, that emissary of xiongnu
comes again and he is waiting outside
the palace )
皇帝:我靠,土包子又来啦。不见不见。
(Really?
That bumpkin comes again? My God ,I
don
’
t
want to see
him. Get out!)
大臣:陛下,臣知道您内心很纠结,淡定,淡定。
p>
。
。
but
,为了
大汉的繁荣昌盛,为了偶们
美好的未来,为了可持续发展,为了
GDP
的持续增长,为了建立和谐社会。
。
。陛下,您还
是召见吧。
。
。
p>
(动作要尽可能夸张,
语速要放慢,
有激情
)
(Dear sir , I know you are intertwined
with
this
ugly
fatty .
Calm
down
.
But,
in
order
of
the
glory
of
Han
Dynasty
,in
order
of
our
beautiful
future and the
sustainable
development, in
order of the
improvement of GDP and the
establishment of harmonious society
.Dear sir ,I think you must call in him.)
皇帝:
得得,
I
服了
U
。
。
召见吧。
。
(理理头发,
或是很夸张
的整理下衣服)
(Ok, ok. I follow you!
Call in the ugly fatty !)
太监
:宣使者上殿。
(要尖声尖气的)
(Bring the
emissary come here )
使者上
使者
:
噢
lady
gaga.
小人见过陛下
.(
单腿跪抱拳
)(Oh,
my
lady
gaga.
My
majesty)(
开始放《
poker
face
》
)
皇帝
:
免礼
,
免礼
.
远方来的朋友
.
这次来有何贵干啊
(
Don
’
t be so polite ,dear
friend from far away.
What do you want
to do this time.)
使者
:
为大汉的美女来的
.(I come here for the
beauty of Han Dynasty)
皇帝
:
p>
大胆
,
放肆
..(
生气地
)(I find you have
audacity to ask for beauty! Chutzpah!)
{
众人齐喊
:
威武
..
用棍子捣地
,
发出声
}(wei
…
.wu
…
..)
皇帝
:
这是皇宫不是百花楼
.(
生气地
)
(the palace is
n’
t the
building of flowers)
大臣
:
淡定
,
淡定
…
.(calm down, calm down)
【皇帝深呼吸】
皇帝:你先退下吧,在让我好好考虑一下。
(Ok, you
can go out. Let me consider about it.)
使者:小人告退(发抖)
(Ok, I will go in
a flash)
使者退下
第二幕
旁白
:
话说,自从使者来向大汉求婚后,皇帝一直烦恼不以,这天皇帝在殿中烦恼
(since the
emissary came to ask
for the marriage with Han dynasty, the emperor
feels very upset all the
time. One day,
the emperor is worried in the palace.)
大臣,皇帝上
皇帝:
破匈奴,
想娶公主,
简直癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉。
(Bad man, want to marry my princesses.
It
’
s like the
toad want to eat the meat of the swan)
大臣:淡定,淡定。陛下,你要以大局为重啊。为了偶们的未来,为了为了可持续发展,
为
了
GDP
的持续增长,
为了建立和谐社会。
。
(Calm down,
calm down. Dear sir, you must be
consider this thing all-round and focus
the key point. In order of our beautiful future
and
the
sustainable
development, in order of the improvement of GDP
and the establishment of
harmonious
society
…
..)
皇帝:
stop
。我也很纠结啊,公主都是我的女
儿,都是我身上掉下的肉,叫我这个做老爸的
咋么舍得把宝贝女儿嫁到那种鸟不生蛋的地
方呢。
。
诶。
。
。
(Stop! Ok? You know I feel very
confuse. All the princesses are my
daughters and everyone is the meat dropping from
my
body. Which father is willing to let
his own daughter marry ugly xiongnu and move to
that
isolated place where even the
birds don
’
t want to lay
…
..)
大臣:我倒是有一个好办法。
(I have a good
idea!)
皇帝:说来听听。
(Just
speak)