英语幽默小笑话六篇

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英语幽默小笑话六篇

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frog

青蛙

Frog The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said,

my

pocket.

He

then

reached

into

his

pocket

and

pulled

out

a

chicken

sandwich.

He

looked

puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said,

my lunch.

老师正在给学生上生物课：

“现在，我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙 。”接着，他把手

伸进口袋，

却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。

老师满脸困惑地看了一眼，

沉思了一会儿，

说 道：

“真

奇怪。我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。”

人们什么时候说话最少？

Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?

老师

:

汤姆，“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么

?

Tom: Men.

汤姆

:< /p>

男人们。

Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

老师

:

答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢

?

Tom : Twins.

汤姆

:

双胞胎。

谁欠谁钱

A

lawyer's

dog,

running

about

unleashed,

beelines

for

a

butcher

shop

and

steals

a

roast.

Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks,

from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?

The lawyer answers,

from me today.

later,

the

butcher

opens

the

mail

and

finds

an

envelope

from

the

lawyer:

$$250

due

for

a

consultation.

律师的狗，没有拴而到处闲逛，它来到一家肉店，偷走了一块

烤肉。店主来到律师的办公

室，

问道< /p>

“如果一条没栓的狗从我的商店里偷了块肉，

我有权利从狗的主人 那里要回损失吗？

律师答道：“完全可以”，“那你欠我

8.50

美元，你的狗没栓而且今天从我的店里头了块

肉”，律师什么都没说，马上给他写了一张支票。一些天后，店主打开邮箱，发现一封来自

道：咨询费

< br>250

美元。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,