最新-高中英语《Frinds老友记》第3季中英文对照完整剧本301 The One With the

301 The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy

[Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering]

Joey:

I'm tellin' ya that girl totally winked at me.

All:

Did

not,

she

did

not

wink

at

you...

(sees

that

their

sacred

couch

is occupied by strangers) .

Chandler:

Huh. (They all leave, dejected)

Opening Credits

[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating

breakfast.]

Ross:

I have to say

Tupolo Honey

by Van Morrison.

Rachel:

Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is

The Way We Were

.

Phoebe:

See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that

guy on

Who's The Boss

.

Rachel:

What song was that, Pheebs?

Phoebe:

(singing) Hold me close, young Tony Dan-za.

(Monica enters from her bedroom)

Phoebe:

Hi Monica!

Ross:

Hey Mon!

Rachel:

Hey Mon!

(she just walks straight into the bathroom)

Phoebe:

Oh my God, has she slept at all?

Ross:

Nope.

Rachel:

No, it's been three nights in a row.

Ross:

Yeah, she finally

stopped crying yesterday, but then she found

one

of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so.

Phoebe:

Oh,

okay

that

explains

it.

I

got

a

call

at

two

in

the

morning,

but

all

I

could

hear

was,

like,

this

high

squeaky

sound,

so

I

thought

okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would

a mouse or a opossum get the m

oney to make the phone call.

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom]

Chandler:

Morning.

Joey:

Morning, hey, you made pancakes?

Chandler:

Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that.

Janice:

(entering

and

singing)

Monica

and

Rachel

had

syrup,

now

I

can

get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.

Joey:

(sarcastically) Good morning.

Chandler:

Hey, you know what, here's a thought. Why don't you stay

home from work today and just hang out with me.

Janice:

Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and

I gotta go see my lawyer.

Chandler:

I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is

getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.

Janice:

(laughs)

I-I-I

gotta

go,

I

gotta

go.

Okay,

not

without

a

kiss.

Chandler:

Well,

maybe

I

won't

kiss

you,

and

then

you'll

have

to

stay.

Joey:

(under his breath) Kiss her! Kiss her!

Janice:

I'll see you later, sweetie. Bye Joey.

Joey:

B-bye Janice. So when ya' dumpin' her.

Chandler:

Nope, not this time.

301

（星际大战中的）莉亚公主

那个女孩一定在跟我使眼色

她才没有

你总是以为别人在跟你使眼色

我会认为是范莫里生的“陶此洛密糖”

不会吧

我会认为最浪漫的曲子是“俏郎君”

我觉得是艾尔顿强

帮演“妙管家”的家伙写的歌

那是什么歌

?

“抱紧我，年轻的汤尼丹佐”

莫妮卡

莫妮卡

天啊

她到底有没有睡觉

?

没有

已经连续三个晚上了

从昨天起，她终于不哭了

但是她又在阳台发现

理查抽过的雪茄

好吧，这说明了为何我在

清晨两点接到一通电话

而我只能听到一些吱吱的声音

我就想“一定是老鼠或负鼠”

然后我就想，好吧…

老鼠或负鼠怎么会有钱打电话呢

?

早

你做了松饼啊

?

是啊，你还以为我真的会做呢

摩妮卡和瑞秋有糖浆

我可以让我的男人开心了

早安，乔伊

早安

你干脆别去上班

跟我在一起就好了

是啊，但愿如此

你有报告要做

而我得去见律师

我真不敢相信

我竟跟要离婚的女生约会

我真像个大人

我要走了…

给我个吻才能走

或者我就不亲你

这样你就会留下来

亲她！

再见甜心

，再见乔伊

再见，珍妮丝

你什么时候要甩掉她

?

Joey:

Come on, quite yankin' me.

Chandler: I'm not yanking you.

Joey:

This is Janice.

Chandler:

Yeah, I know. She makes me happy.

Joey:

Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without

blinking, that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking.

Chandler:

(looks him in the eye) I'm not breaking up with her! (they

stare at each other for a while, then Joey blows in his face)

[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is entering from the bathroom.]

Monica:

God, look what I found in the drain.

Rachel:

What?!

Monica:

It's some of Richard's hair! (holds it close to Ross) What

do I do with this?

Ross:

Getting it away from me would be job one.

Monica:

It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away.

I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh!

(drops it in Ross's cereal)

Phoebe:

Ooh. Oh. It looks like, like a tiny little person drowning

in your cereal. (Ross gives her this look, like 'Yeah, doesn't it',

and gets up to dump it down the drain.)

Monica:

God, what is wrong with me.

Ross:

You need to get some sleep.

Monica:

I need to get some Richard.

Rachel:

Mon

ica, you broke up with him for a reason.

Monica:

I

know,

I

know.

I'm

just

so

tired

of-of

missing

him.

I'm

tired

of wondering why hasn't he called. Why hasn't he called!

Phoebe:

Maybe, because you told him not to.

Monica:

What are you the memory woman?

Joey:

(entering) Their not breaking up. Chandler and Janice. Their

not breaking up. He didn't blink or anything.

Rachel:

Well, you know I'm not surprised. I mean have you seen them

together, they're really cute.

Joey:

Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice?

Rachel:

Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what

she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?

Joey:

There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we

do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?

Ross:

Well I'm thinking that Chandler's our friend and Janice makes

him happy, so I say we just all be adult about it and accept her.

Joey:

Yeah, we'll call that Plan B. All right?

[Scene: Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book

in bed]

Rachel:

(she leans over and kisses him on the cheek) Honey, I was

wondering....

Ross:

Hmm?

Rachel:

Do you still have that, um, Navy uniform?

Ross:

Nooo, I had to return it to the costume place.

Rachel: Hmm.

Ross:

I think I have an old band uniform from high school.

Rachel:

You remember not having sex in high school, right?

不会

这次不会了

拜托，别整我了

我又没有整你

她可是珍妮丝

对

,

我知道

她让我很愉快

好，你看着我的眼睛

告诉我，不可以眨眼睛

说你不会跟她分手但别眨眼睛

我不会跟她分手

天啊，你看我在排水管里

发现什么

?

什么

?

这些是理查的头发

我该拿这些怎么办

?

第一件事就是把它从我身边拿开

奇怪，但我并不想把它丢掉

这些是我仅有的属于他的东西

呕心的…

排水管的头发

真好玩，好像有一个小人

在你的麦片里淹死了

我是怎么了

?

你需要一些睡眠

我需要的是理查

你跟他分手是有原因的

我知道…

我只是不想再这么想他

不愿再去想，他为何不打来

?

他为何都没打来

?

可能因为你叫他别再打来

?

你到底是什么

?

记忆女王吗

?

他们不会分手

!

我是说钱德和珍妮丝

他们不会分手

!

他的眼睛连眨一下都没有

我一点也不惊讶

你看过他们在一起的样子吗

?

他们真的好可爱

“可爱

?

”那可是珍妮丝

!

你记得珍妮丝吗

?

我记得啊，她很惹人厌

但是你知道吗

?

她现在是他的女朋友

那我们能怎么办

?

这就对了，我就是要这种精神

“我们 能怎么办

?

”

好，谁先来

?

罗斯

?

钱德是我们的朋友

而珍妮丝能让他快乐

Ross:

Yeah.

Rachel:

Well honey, what about you?

Ross:

What?

Rachel:

I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?

Ross: No.

Rachel:

Come on you gotta have one!

Ross:

Nope.

Rachel:

Ross, you know what...

Ross:

What?

Rachel:

...if you tell me, I might do it.

Ross:

Okay, umm. Did you ever see, um,

Return Of The Jedi

?

Rachel: Yeah.

Ross:

Do you remember the scene with, um, Jabba the Hut? Well Jabba

had as, as his prisoner, um, Princess Leia.

Rachel: Oooh!

Ross:

Princess Leia, was wearing this, um, gold bikini thing. It was

pretty cool.

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there]

Phoebe:

Yeah, oh, Princess Leia and the gold bikini, every guy our

age loved that.

Rachel:

Really!

Phoebe:

Um, um. It's huge. Yeah, that's the moment, when-when, you

know

she

stopped

being

a

princess,

and

became,

like,

a

woman,

you

know.

Rachel:

Did you ever do the- the Leia thing?

Phoebe:

Oh, yeah, um-mm. Oh!

Rachel:

Really! That-that great huh?

Phoebe:

No

it's

just

that

I

got

this

new

pager

and

I

have

it

on

vibrate.

See ya!

Ross:

(entering with Monica in tow) Hey!

Rachel:

Hi you guys!

Ross:

Look

who

I

found

standing

outside

of

the

Szechwan

Dragon

staring

at a parking meter.

Rachel:

Mon. Hi!

Monica: Hi.

Rachel:

Why aren't you at work?

Monica:

Oh, they-they sent me home.

Rachel: Why?

Monica:

Because I don't work at the Szechwan Dragon.

Ross:

Okay.

Rachel:

You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.

Monica:

I know I do.

Ross: Hi.

Rachel: Hi.

Ross:

Guess what?

Rachel: What?

Ross:

They published my paper.

Rachel:

Oh, really, let me see, let me see.

Phoebe:

Rach, look! (she holds two buns up to her ears to make her

hair

look

like

the

Princess

Leia

'do.)

Oh,

hi!

Where

is

my

strong

Ross

Skywalker to come rescue me. (Ross stands up horrified) There he is.

所以我们就成熟点，接受她

这个先归 类在

B

计划

甜心

我在想啊……

你那套海军制服还在吗

?

不，我拿去戏服店还了

我还有一套高中乐团的旧制服

你记得高中时不能做爱吧

?

是啊

甜心，那么你呢…

你有过任何有趣的幻想吗

?

没有

别这样，你一定有

没有

罗斯，你知道吗

?

如果你跟我说或许我会帮你实现

你有没有看过星际大战的

“绝地大反攻”

?

你记不记得那场戏…

当赫特族的贾霸出现时

?

贾霸和他的囚犯…

莉亚公主

莉亚公主穿着…

金色的比基尼

那样子很好看

莉亚公主穿金色比基尼

?

我们这年纪的男人都很喜欢

真的吗

?

很重要的

< br>!

那个时刻，她不再是个公主

她变成了…一个女人

你曾扮过莉亚公主吗

?

真的吗

?

有那么棒啊

?

不，只是我买了新的呼叫器

我把它调成“震动”

再见

你们好啊

你看我在中国龙餐厅外找到谁了

?

她盯着停车收费表看

你怎么没去上班

?

他们把我送回家了

为什么

?

因为我并不是在中国龙餐厅上班

你真的需要睡一下

我知道该睡了

你猜怎么着

?

有人要发行我的论文

真的吗