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Tommy: How is your little
brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt
himself.
Tommy: That's too
bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean
furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。
I Have His Ear
in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and
his mother asked,
kid bit me,
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈
问,
“发生了什么事?”
“一个男孩咬了我一口,
”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他,
”伊凡
说。
“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。
”
A
Good Boy
Little
Robert
asked
his
mother
for
two
cents.
did
you
do
with
the
money
I
gave
you
yesterday?
ou're
a
good
boy,
said
the
mother
proudly.
are
two cents
more.
But
why
are
you so
interested in the old
woman?
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,
”他回
答说。
“你真是个好孩子,
”妈妈骄
傲地说。
“再给你两
分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣
呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。
”
Drunk
One
day,
a father
and
his
little
son
were
going
home.
At
this
age,
the
boy was
interested
in
all
kinds of things and was always asking
questions. Now, he asked,
'Drunk',
dad?
my
son,
his
father
replied,
there
are
standing
two
policemen.
If
I
regard the two policemen as four then I
am drunk.
醉酒
一天,
父亲与小儿子一道回家。
p>
这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,
老是有提
不完的问题。
他向父亲发问道:
“爸爸,
‘醉’字是什么意思?”
“唔,
孩子,
”
父亲回答说,
“
你瞧那儿站着两个警察。
如果我把他们看成了四个,
那么我就算
醉了。
”
“可是,
爸爸,
”
孩子说,
“那儿只有一个警察呀!
”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her
unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without
any cheese. The
little
boy
of
the
family
left
the
room
quietly
for
a
moment
and
returned with
a
piece
of cheese
which he laid on the guest's plate. The
visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and
then said:
ou
must
have
better
eyes
than
your
mother, sonny.
Where
did
you find
the
cheese?
the
rat-trap, sir,
好客
<
/p>
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时,
家里没有奶酪了,
于是女主人向大家表示歉意。
这家的小男孩悄
悄地离开了屋
子。过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房间,把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。
客
人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说:
“孩子,
你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。
你在哪里找到的奶酪?”
“在捕鼠夹上,先生。
”那小男孩说。
英语小笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件
Adidas
的衣服去打球
,
一个老美看到就笑我说
,
know what does it mean? It means All
Day I Dream About
Sex.
我整天都在想著
性
,
缩写正好是
Adidas)
我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快
,
联想力
这么丰富时
,
旁边的
一个老美帮我解围
,
他说
,
有一个很著名的合唱团
Korn,
他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex
)
所以呢
,
这个典故可是很多老美都耳
熟
能详的喔
!
下次就换你去取笑老美了
.
好消息&坏消息!
An
artist asked the gallery owner if there had been
any interest in his paintings currently on
display.
got
good
news
and
bad
news,
the
owner
replied.
good
news
is
that
a
gentleman inquired about
your work and wondered if it would appreciate in
value after your death.
When I told him
it would, he bought all fifteen of your
paintings.
owner replied,
p>
一名艺术家问画廊老板
,
最近有没有人对他
展出的画感兴趣。
“这有好消息和坏消息
,
”
老
板回答。
“好消息是有一位先
生咨询你的作品
,
他想知道在你死后你的画会不会升值。我告诉
他你的画会升值
,
他就把你的
15
幅画全都买走了。
”
“真是太好了”
,
艺术家是喜形于色<
/p>
,
“那坏消息是什么
?
< br>”带着关心的口吻
,
画廊老板回
答
,
“买画的人是你的医生”
。
Jim and Mary were both
patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they
were walking by the
hospital
swimming
pool,
Jim suddenly
jumped
into
the
deep
end.
He
sank
to
the
bottom.
Mary
promptly jumped in to
save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
out.
When the
medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act
he immediately reviewed her
file and
called her into his office.
being
discharged
because
since
you were
able
to
jump
in
and save
the
life
of
another
patient,
I
think
you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim,
the patient you saved, hung himself
with
his bathrobe belt in the
bathroom,he's dead.
Mary replied,
Jim
和
Mary
都是精神病院里的病人。一
天
,
他们沿着医院的游泳池散步
,Ji
m
突然跳入泳
池的深水区
,
他沉到了底部。
Mary
立刻跳下去救他
,
她潜到水底
,
把
p>
Jim
拉了上来。
p>
当院长听闻了
Mary
的英勇行为后
,
他立刻翻看了她的病历档案
,
把她叫进了自己的办公
室
,
“
Mary,
我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。
好消息是你能跳入水中救其他病人
,
这说
明你的意识已经恢复了
,
你可以出院了。坏消
息就是
,Jim,
你救的那个病人
,<
/p>
他还是用自己的浴
袍带子在浴室上吊自杀了。
”
Mary
说
:
“他没有自杀
,
是我把他吊起来好让
他晾干。
”
Itworked
真的有效
Tom had this problem of getting up
late
in the morning and was
always late for work. His
boss was mad
at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do
something about it. So Tom went to
his
doctor, the doctor gave him a pill and told him to
take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well,
and in fact, beat the alarm
in the morning.
He had
a
leisurely breakfast and
drove cheerfully to
work.
p>
Tom
早上老起不来
,
所以上班总是迟到。他的老板非常生气
,
警告他如果他不能
有所改善
的话就炒他的鱿鱼。于是
,Tom
去看医生
,
医生给了他一颗药丸并告诉他要在睡觉前服下这
颗
药。
Tom
照医生的话做了
,
睡得非常之好
,
事实
上
,
他在早上闹钟响之前就起来了。
T
om
从容不
迫地吃完早餐
,
然后兴高采烈地开车上班去了。
“老板
”
,Tom
说
,
“那药真管用
,
我的睡眠好极了
!<
/p>
”
“是够管用的
,
”老板说
,
“问题是
,
昨天你人哪去了”
?
Lifeafterdeath
死后重生
es,
Sir.
on.
“你相
信人能死后重生吗
?
”老板问他的一个员工。
< br>
“我相信
,
先生”
。这位刚上班不久的员工回答。
p>
“哦
,
那还好”
。
老板接着说。
“你昨天提早下班去参加你祖母的
葬礼后
,
她老人家到这儿看你来了。
”
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