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Gabriella who lives down the block brought
a spicy paella. Since her modeling days in New
York, Gabriella had developed a taste
for rich food, and rich man. Carlos, who worked in
mergers
and acquisitions, proposed on
their third date. Gabriella was touched when tears
welled up in his
eyes. But she soon
discovered this happened every time Carlos closed
a big deal. Gabriella liked
her paella
piping hot. However her relationship with her
husband was considerably cooler.
If you talk to AL MASON at this thing,
I want you to casually mention how much I paid for
your necklace. Why not pin the receipt
to my chest? He let me know how much he paid for
his
wife
’
s
convertible. Look, just work it into the
conversation. There is no way I can just work that
in,
Carlos. Why not? At the Donahue
party, everyone was talking mutual fund. You found
a way to
mentioned you slept with half
the Yankee outfield.
I’
m
telling you, it came up in the context of
the
conversation.
Hey,
people
are
starting
to
stare.
Can
you
keep
your
voice
down,
please?
Absolutely, we
wouldn
’
t want them to think
we are not happy.
Bree Van who lives
next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked
from scratch. Bree was
known for
her
cooking,
and
for making
her
own
clothes,
and
for
doing
her
gardening,
and
for
re-upholstering
her
own
furniture.
Yes,
Bree
’
s
many
talents
were
known
throughout
the
neighborhood.
Everyone
on
Wisteria
Lane
thought
of
Bree
as
the
perfect
wife
and
ne, that
is, except her own family.
Paul,
Zachary. Hello, Mrs. Van. Bree, you
shouldn
’
t have gone to all
this trouble. It was no
trouble at all.
Now the basket with red ribbon is filled with
desserts for your guests, but the one
with
the
blue
ribbon
is
just
for
you
and
’
s
got
rolls,
muffins,
breakfast
type
things.
Thanks
you. Well,
the
least thing
I
could
do
is
make
sure
you
boys
had
a
decent
meal
to
look
forward to in the
morning. I know you are out of your minds with
grief. Yes, we are. Of course, I
will
need baskets back once
you
’
re course.
Susan, who lived across the street,
brought macaroni and husband, Karl, always
teased her about her macaroni, saying
it was the only thing she knew how to cook and she
rarely
made it was too salt the night
she and Karl moved into their house. It was too
watery the
night she found lipstick on
Karl
’
s shirt. She burned it
the night Karl told her he was leaving her for
his secretary. A year had passed since
the divorce. Susan had started to think how nice
it would
be to have a man in her life.
Even one who would make fun of her cooking.
Mum, why would someone kill themselves?
Well, sometimes people are so unhappy, they
think
that
’
s
the
only
way
to
solve
their
.
Yang
always
seemed
happy.
mes
people pretend to be one way, when
they
’
re totally different on
the inside. Oh,
you mean like how
dad
’
s girlfriend always
smiling and says nice things but we know
she
’
s a bitch.
I
don
’
t like that word, Julie.
But, yeah, that
’
s a great
example.
Sorry,
I’
m late. Hi . So, what did
Karl say when you confronted him?
You
’
ll love this.
He
said
…
it
doesn
’
t
mean
anything,
it
was
just
,
yea,
page
one
of
the
philanderer
’
s
handbook. Yeah, and then he got this
zen look on his face, and he said, you know Susan,
most
men live lives of quiet
desperation. Please tell me you punched him. No. I
said,
“
really? And what
do most women lead lives of noisy
fulfillment? Hmm, good for you.I mean, of all
people, did he
have to bang his
secretary? I had that woman over for
’
s like my grandmother
always
said, an erect penis
doesn
’
t have a the limp
ones aren
’
t that ethical.
This is half
the reason I joined the
NRA. Well, when Rex started going to those medical
conferences, I wanted
it in the back of
his mind that he had a loving life at home, with a
loaded Smith& Wesson. Lynnie,
Tom
’
s always away
on business. Do you ever worry he might?Oh,
please, the man
’
s gotten me
pregnant three times in four years. I
wish he was having sex with someone else. So,
Susan, is he
gonna stop seeing that
woman? I don
’
t know.
I’
m sorry, you guys, I
just
…I
just
don
’
t know how
I’
m gonna survive this.
listen to me, we all have moments of desperation.
If we have face them
head-on,
that
’
s when
we
’
d find out how strong we
really are.
Susan, Susan. I was just
saying Paul wants us to go over on Friday. He
needs us to go to Mary
Alice
’
s closet
and help pack up her things. He says he
can
’
t face doing it by
himself. Sure, that
’
s
fine. Are you OK? Yeah,
I’
m just so angry. If Mary
Alice was having problems, she should have
come to us. She
should
’
ve let us help her.
What problems could she have had? She was healthy,
had a great home and a nice family. Her
life was
…
our life. No. if
Mary Alice was having a crisis,
we
’
d
have
known.
She
lives
50
feet
away,
for
god
sake.
Gabby,
the
woman
killed
herself.
Something
must
’
ve been going on.
I
wouldn
’
t eat that if I were
you. Why? I made it, trust me. Hey, hey, do you
have a death
wish? No, I just refused
to believe that anybody can screw up macaroni and
cheese. Oh, my god.
How did
you
…
it tastes like
it
’
s burned and overcooked.
Yeah, I get that a lot. Here you go. Thanks,
I’
m Mark Delfino. I just
started renting the Sim
’
s
house next door. Susan Mayer, I live across the
street. Mrs. Huber told me about you,
said you illustrate
children
’
s books. Yeah,
I’
m very big with
the under-five set. What do you
do?Plumber, so if you ever have a
clog
…
or
something
…
now that
everybody
’
s seen
that I brought something, I should probably just
throw this out.
Ease up, you little
vampire. Lynette, I have been looking all over for
you. Are you aware of
what your sons
are doing? Cannonball! Stop! What are you doing?
We are at a wake. Oh my god.
You said
we could go in the pool. I said you could go by
the pool. Do you have your swimsuits on?
Yeah, we put
’
em
on ourselves before we three planned this? all
right. that
’
s it. getout.
No.
no?I am your mother. You have to do
what I say. Come on. We want to swim and you
can
’
t stop
us.
Here. No. get out. Think I
won
’
t get in this pool and
just grab you? Get out! Get over
right, give me your arm. You
…
that
’
s right,
get over here. Go, go, go, go, go. Move it. out,
get out.
Paul, we have to leave now.
once again,
I’
m so sorry for
your loss. Go.
Lynette
shouldn
’
t have been so
concerned about my husband. He had other things on
his
below the morning after my
funeral, my friends and neighbors quietly
went back to their busy, busy lives.
While some did their cooking, and some did their
cleaning,
and some did their yoga,
others, did their
‘
homework<
/p>
’
.
Hi,
I’
m Julie,I kicked my
soccerball into your backyard. Oh, OK, well,
let
’
s go round and get it.
stay. His wife died a year ago, he
wanted to stay in LA, but here were too many
memories. He
’
s
renting for tax purposes, but hopes to
buy a place soon.I can
’
t
believe you went over there. Hey, I
saw
you both flirting at the wake. You are obviously
into each other. Now you know
he
’
s single,
you
can ask him out. Julie, Ilike Mr. Delfino, I do.I
just
…I
don
’
t know if
I’
m ready to start dating
yet.
You need to get back out there.
Come on, how long has it been since
you
’
ve had sex? Are you
mad that I asked you that?No,
I’
m trying to remember. I
don
’
t want to talk to you
about my love
life
anymore.
It
warns
me
out.
I
wouldn
’
t
have
said
anything.
It’
s
just
…what
.
I
heard
dad
’
s
girlfriend ask if
you
’
d dated anyone since the
divorce. And dad said he doubted it. and then they
both laughed. Hey, , Mike, I brought
you a little house-warming gift. I
should
’
ve brought
something by earlier,
but
…
actually,
you
’
re the first to stop by.
Really?
Susan knew she was lucky. An
eligible bachelor had moved on to Wisteria Lane.
Welcome.
And
she
was
the
first
to
find
out.
But
she
also
knew
that
good
news
…
hello
there.
Travels
Bree
was
the
most
predatory
divorce
in
a
five-block
radius.
Her
conquests
were