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赶紧派救护车

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叫救 护车

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And for a moment,

过了一会之后

,

mrs. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, Huber

太太呆呆地站在厨房里

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grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy...

因为这件事情而感动极度悲伤

...

But only for a moment.

但是只有那么一会

.

If there was one thing mrs. Huber was known for,

如果说

Huber

最大的特点

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it was her ability to look on the bright side.

就是她总能把事情往好的方面想

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I was laid to rest on a monday.

星期一人们把我安葬了

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After the funeral, all the residents of wisteria lane came to pay their respects.

葬礼之后

,

所有住在

wist eria lane

人都来表示他们对我的怀念和尊敬

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And, as people do in these situations, they brought food.

就像人们在这种 情况下通常会做的

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他们送来点吃的

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Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken. Lynette Scavo

带了炸鸡

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Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.

Lynette

有一个大家 庭

,

大家都喜欢炸鸡

.

Of course, she didn't cook much while she was moving up the corporate ladder.

当然

,

当她 还是个职业女性的时候

,

她很少做饭

.

She didn't have the time.

她没有时间

.

But when her doctor announced Lynette was pregnant,

但是当她的医生告诉她怀孕了的时候

,

her husband Tom had an idea.

他的丈夫

Tom

想了个办法

.

Why not quit your job?

为什么不辞职呢

?

Kids do better with stay-at-home moms. It would be so much less stressful.

妈妈待< /p>

在家里带出来的孩子会比较好

,

而且这样 压力也比较小

.

But this was not the case.

但是事实并非如此

.

In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic,

事实上

,L ynette

的生活变得如此兴奋

,

she was now forced to get her fried chicken from

a fast-food restaurant.

她不得不去快餐店买一只炸鸡

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Lynette would have appreciated the irony if she stopped to think about it,

Lynette

如果仔细想想

,

可能会明白这是反话

,

but she couldn't. She didn't have the time.

但是她不能

,

她没有时间

.

- Stop it ! -

住手

! - But, mom! -

但是

,

妈妈

! No,

不

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you are going to behave today.

你们今天乖一点

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I am not going to be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood.

我不想在大家面前丢脸

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And just so you know how serious I am...

我是认真的

...

what's that?

这是什么

?

Santa's cell phone number. Santa

的电话号码

r.

How'd you get that?

你怎么知道的

?

I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf,

我认识个朋友

,

她的朋友里有人认识一个小魔

,

and if any of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa,

所以

,

今天如果你们 谁捣蛋

,

我马上打电话给

Santa,

and I will tell him you want socks for Christmas.

我 会告诉他

,

你们圣诞节只要短袜就可以了

.

You willing to risk that?

想试试么

?

Okay. Let's get this over with.

好

,

那么我们把这个收起来

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Gabrielle Solis, who lives down the block, Gabrielle Solis,

住在街区的后面

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brought a spicy paella.

带了辣肉菜饭

.

Since her modeling days in New York,

自从她开始在纽约当模特以来

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Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food...

她对食物的品味渐渐提高

...

and rich men.

还有那些有钱的男人

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Carlos, who worked in mergersnd acquisitions, proposed on their third date.

在他们第三次约会的时候跟她求婚

.

Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes,

当

Gab rielle

看见他眼眶中的泪水时

,

被感动了

,

but she soon discovered this happened

但是她很快发现

every time Carlos closed the big deal.

每当

Carlos

成功靠近一些大人物时都会这样

.

Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot.

Gabrielle

喜欢她那些新鲜的肉菜饭

.

However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.

但是她和她丈夫的关系很冷淡

.

If you talk to Al Mason at this thing,

如果今天早上你跟

Al Mason

交谈

,

I want you to casually mention how much I paid for your necklace.

我希望你能装着很随意的提起我花了多少钱给你买这条项链

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He let me know how much he paid for his wife's new convertible.

他上次告诉我他为他妻 子的新造型花了多

少

. Why don't I just pin the receipt to my chest?

我干脆在胸前贴一个价目条好了

?

Look, just work it into the conversation.

看

,

只要在聊天的时候插入就可以了

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There's no way I can just work that in, Carlos.

我怎么插得进去嘛

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Carlos. Why not?

为什么

?

At the Donoghue party, everyone was talking mutual funds, Donoghue

聚会上

,

每个人都 在谈论那些什么共有基金

,

and you found a way to mention you slept with half the Yankee outfield.

你却说什么你和那些农场里一半以上的美国佬睡过

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I'm telling you, it came up in the context of the conversation.

我告诉过你了

,

当时他们在说这些

.

Hey, people are starting to stare. Can you keep

喂

,

大家都在看

,

轻点

,

好么

?

your voice down, please?

Absolutely. We wouldn't want them to think we're not happy.