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One day
，
a little
monkey is playing by the
well
。
He looks in the well and
shouts
：
“Oh
！
My
god
！
The moon has fallen into
the well
！
”
An older
monkeys runs over
，
takes a
look
，
and
says
，
“Goodness
me
！
The moon is really in the
water
！
”
And olderly
monkey comes over
。
He is very
surprised as well and cries
out
：
“The
moon is in the
well
。
”
A group of
monkeys run over to the
well
。
They look at the moon in
the well and shout
：
“The
moon did fall into the
well
！
Come
on
！
Let’get
it
out
！
”
Then
，
the oldest
monkey hangs on the tree up side down,with his
feet on the branch
。
And he pulls the next
monkey’s
feet with his
hands
。
All the other monkeys
follow his suit
，
And they join each other
one by one down to the moon in the
well
。
Just before they reach the
moon
the oldest monkey raises his head
and happens to see the moon in the
sky
，
He yells excitedly
“Don’t
be so
foolish
！
The moon is still in
the sky
！
”
A woman was having lunch at a
restaurant, and she was enjoying the food very
much.
But
there
was
a
man
in
the
next
seat,
and
he
began
looking
at
the
floor
near
her.
The
woman
was angry and asked,“What are you looking for,
sir?”
“A piece of cake,” the
man said to her, “My cake fell to the floor.
”
“A piece of cake?” the
woman said angrily, “It’s dirty no
w!
Take this, and go back to
your seat!
I’m having lunch now. ” The woman gave the man a
big piece of cake.
“But,”
the man said, “My teeth are in the piece of cake
on the floor!
A
Good
Boy
Little Tom
asked his mother for two yuan.
“What
did you do with the money I gave you yesterday ?”
his mother asked.
“I gave it
to a poor old woman .” he answered .
“You are a good boy. ” said the mother
proudly
. “ Here are two
more yuan , but why are
you so
interested in the old woman ?”
“ She is the one who sells the candy
.”
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some
beautiful paintings.
children. Where is the
father?
The elder brother thought for a
moment and then explained,
the
pictures.
Mrs. Brown was very fat.
Her husband thought she should have a balanced
diet, and
he made her not eat meat or
cakes.
One morning, Mrs. Brown made a
nice cake for her husband, and he ate half of it.
After
he
went
out,
Mrs.
Brown
cut
a
very
small
piece
of
cake
and
ate
it.
It
was
very
delicious. Then she cut
another piece and ate it, too. In a few minutes
she ate up the cake.
“My
husband
is
going
to
be
very
angry.”
She
thought,
“What
should
I
do?”
She
made
another
cake very quickly, ate half of it, and put the
other half on the table. Mr. Brown
came
back later and when he saw the half of the cake on
the table, he was very happy.
Tom is a little
boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes
to a cinema. It is
the
first
time
for
him
to
do
that.
He
buys
a
ticket
and
goes
in.
But
after
two
or
three
minutes he comes out, and buys the
second ticket and goes in again. After a few
minutes
he comes out again and buys the
third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he
comes out
and asks for another ticket.
But a girl asks him,
“
Why do
you buy so many tickets? How
many
friends do you meet?
”
“
No, I have no friends here,
but a big woman always stops
me at the
door and cuts up my ticket.
”
I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of
women got on the car, every seat was already
occupied. The
conductor noticed a man
who seemed to be asleep,
and fearing
he might miss his stop, he
nudged him
and said:
Two
Holes for the Dogs
My uncle
has two dogs. One is big and the other is small.
He likes them very much.
One day, Mr. Smith came to visit him.
When the friend saw two holes in the door, a
large hole and a small hole, he was
surprised and said,
“
My dear
friend, why are there two
holes in your
door?
”
“
Let my dogs come in and
come out, of course,
”
Mr. Smith asked.
“
But why are there two
holes? One is enough!
”
“
But how can the big dog go
through the
small
hole?
”
my uncle
said.
Sometimes a clever
man may make such mistakes.
A Silly Man
Fred
was
going
to
school.
When
he
passed
a
park,
he
saw
a
man
sawing
a
big
branch from a tree. The
man was on a ladder and the ladder was against the
big branch he
was sawing.
“
Hi, it is
dangerous.
”
Fred
shouted.
“
After you cut off
the branch, you will
fall,
too.
”
But the man
didn
’
t believe him, and said
angrily,
“
Go away, you
little thing. It
’
s none of
your business.
”
Fred could do
nothing, so he left. He
didn
’
t go far before he
heard something