老友记第一季第一集台词以及讲解

丁小文：

Rachel

王润苗：

Monica

朱楠楠：

Phoebe

宋明冬：

Chandler

刘阿庆：

Ross

杨鹏：

Joey

[Scene: Central Park, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]

Central Park:

中央公园，坐落于纽约曼哈顿市中心

-Monica:

There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!

没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！

-Joey:

C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something

wrong with him!

少来了，你和那个人一起出去！和你交往的男人一定有问题！

-Chandler:

All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and

a hairpiece?

打住，

J oey

，嘴下留德。他驼背？既驼背又带假发？

-Phoebe:

Wait, does he eat chalk?

慢着，他吃粉笔吗？

(They all stare, bemused.)

stare:

盯，凝视

bemuse:

发呆

-Phoebe:

Just,

'cause,

I

don't

want

her

to

go

through

what

I

went

through

with Carl- oh!

我只是不想她重蹈我和

Carl

的覆辙。

-Monica:

Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two

people going out to dinner and not having sex.

各位别急，这不算约会。我们不过是出去吃晚餐，而且没做爱。

-Chandler

:

Sounds like a date to me.

听起来好像是说我的约会。

[Time Lapse]

lapse:

飞逝

-Chandler:

Alright,

so

I'm

back

in

high

school,

I'm

standing

in

the

middle

of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.

记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然发现自己全身赤裸。

-All:

Oh, yeah. Had that dream.

我做过那样的梦。

-Chandler:

Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

我低头一看，看见有一支电话……在那儿。

-Joey:

Instead of...?

而不是……？

-Chandler:

That's right.

没错。

-Joey:

Never had that dream.

我没做过那样的梦

-Phoebe:

No.

没有。

-Chandler:

All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know

what to do, everybody starts looking at me.

那支电话突然响起，而我不知道怎么办，每个人都开始望着我。

-Monica:

And they weren't looking at you before?!

他们以前不看你吗？！

-Chandler:

Finally,

I

figure I'd better

answer

it, and it

turns out it's

my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!

终于，我认为我应该接，结果是我妈打来，我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电

话给我！

[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]

enter:

进来

-Ross:

(mortified) Hi.

嗨。

-Joey:

This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.

wanna=want to

仅用口语

这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。

-Monica:

Are you okay, sweetie?

你还好吧？

-Ross:

I just feel

like

someone reached down

my throat, grabbed

my small

intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...

我感觉有人把手伸入 我的喉咙，

抓起我的肠子，

从我的口中取出，

< br>然后绑在我脖

子上……

【

《大话西游》里面一开始孙猴子发狠就是这样子讲的，不知道是谁抄袭谁，这

里

Ross

用来形容妻子

Ca rol

是

Lesbian

并同他离婚后 的心情。

】

-Chandler:

Cookie?

饼干？

-Monica:

(explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.

Carol

今天把她的东西搬走了。

-Joey:

Ohh.