美女上错身 第三季 第五集 drop dead diva S3E5 人人双语字幕

10%

的人选择离婚

由此看来

公司的做法起到了作用

52% of all marriages in the United States fail. Only 10% of our marriages

end in divorce. So whatever the company's doing seems to be working.

然而在这个案子中你的公司有过失

Nevertheless, your company was negligent in this case.

服务过失与感情不幸是两码事

There's a difference between negligent service and being unlucky in love.

虽然你很有激情

但是你的案子缺乏确凿的证据

我同意驳回上诉

Despite your passion, you have failed to prove a prima facie case. I am

granting the motion to dismiss.

布莱克校长

这是件很简单的事

我的委托人想和她的女朋友一起

参加 毕业舞会

Principal

Blake,

this

is

a

very

simple

matter.

My

client

wants

to

go

to

prom with her girlfriend.

你们就不能一人买一张单身票吗

你们一起入场

一起离开

这不

是一样的吗

How

about

you

each

buy

a

singles

ticket?

You

show

up

together,

you

leave together. Same thing.

可我们不是单身

并且情侣票还包含

情侣合照

鲜花以及一盒心

形巧克力

更何况

单身学生晚宴的座位是随机安排的

我们想要

坐到一起

Except we're not single. And the couple

’

s tickets include a couple

’

s photo,

flowers, and a box of chocolate hearts. Not to mention single students get

assigned to random seats at dinner. We'd like to sit with each other.

我很乐意帮忙

但是同性伴侣参加校园舞会违反了学校的规定

I

would

love

to

help,

but

same-sex

couples

at

school

dances

violate

school policy.

但是如果校规侵犯了她们的公民权益

你难道不应该反映给主管人

吗

抱歉

我用了疑问的语气

但其实这是个陈述句

所以如果你

不向主管人反映

相信我

我会反映的

But when the school's policy violates their civil rights, then isn't it your

job to bring it up to the superintendent? Oh, I'm sorry. I posed that as a

question, but it's actually a statement. So if you don't bring it up to the

superintendent, trust me, I will.

你已经说得很明白了

我明天就打电话给主管人向他传达你的观点

< br>你觉得怎么样

You've

made

your

point.

I

will

call

the

superintendent

tomorrow

and

express your concerns. How does that sound?

谢谢你的合作

Well, thank you for your cooperation.

你好

汉克

你们在这干嘛

Hi...Hank. What's going on in here?

我们在讨论下一步怎么办

We're discussing our next move.

你听到了法官的判决

这个案子了结了

< br>所以

...

没有下一步了

Well, you heard the judge -- the case is over, so...no next move.

我想通了

我们不该起诉国际新娘

I had a revelation. We shouldn't be suing International Brides.

这不是你想通的

是法官的裁决

That's not a revelation -- it's the judge's ruling.

我们在追踪艾瑞娜

汉克说她还在国内

We are going after Irina. Hank says she's still in the U.S.

我上个星期在健身房看到了她

她还在用我买给她的会员卡

I

saw

her

at

my

gym

last

week.

She

was

using

the

membership

that

I

bought for her.

你不能因为一个女人伤了你的心而起诉她

Okay, you can't sue a woman for breaking your heart.

诉由是感情转变

更不必说故意的精神伤害

Cause

of

action

is

conversion,

not

to

mention

intentional

infliction

of

emotional distress.

真的吗

你想拿精神损害老调重弹吗

你以为你是谁

年轻的林肯

律师吗

Seriously?

You're

dusting

off

the

old

tort

of

outrage?

Who

are

you

--

young Abe Lincoln, attorney at law?

汉克

你愤怒吗

Hank, are you outraged?

-

很愤怒

-

你看

- Outraged. - There you go.

看见了吧

恐吓可是很有效的手法

As you can see, a threat can be highly effective.

-

你真了不起

简

-

谢谢你

- That was awesome, Jane. - Well, thank you.

那我呢

我呢

What about me? What about me?

一级棒

Amazing.

一切都会解决的

This is all gonna work out.

我的车不见了

My car's gone.

打扰一下

Excuse me.

那辆车呢

刚还在这里

Where's the other car? It was right here.

刚被拖车拖走

Tow truck just left.

这是教工停车场

学生不能在这里停车

This is a faculty lot -- no student parking.

是你叫她停在这里的

You told her to park here.

我绝不会告诉学生这里可以停车

I would never tell a student they could park here.

我们看到你指挥她停进那个车位的

We saw you direct her to this spot.

出什么事了吗

Uh, is -- is there a problem?

是的

你的保安把茱莉亚的车拖走了

Yes, your security guard had Julia's car towed.

每个学生都知道不能在这里停车

否则将面临自动停学三天的处罚

Well,

every

student

knows

they

can't

park

here.

It

carries

an

automatic

three-day suspension,

也就是说也就是说茱莉亚没有资格参加舞会了

which means... Which means Julia is ineligible to attend prom.

恐怕是的

Afraid so.

什么

简

...

What?! Jane --

这是个圈套

This was all a setup.

很抱歉

但我爱莫能助

我明天不用去打扰主管了

I'm

sorry,

but

my

hands

are

tied.

I,

uh,

won't

be

bothering

the

superintendent tomorrow.

别管什么主管了

我们法庭上见

看看我开的什么车

你就知道我

可是个厉害角色

Forget

the

superintendent.

We'll

see

you

in

court.

Oh,

and

in

case

you

couldn't tell by the kind of car I drive, I'm really good at my job.

这是马顿塞德高中教工停车场

昨天下午五点的录像

没有车停那

里

除了我的保时捷

事实上

那里有很大的空地

大到足够容纳

大型的马戏演出

以及诺德斯特姆公司的货架

然而学校仍然拖走

了我委托人的汽车

This is the faculty parking lot at Mountainside High yesterday at 5:00 p.m.

-- no cars. Well, except for my Porsche. In fact, there are so many empty

spaces,

there's

enough

room

for

a

three-ring

circus,

ooh,

and

a

Nordstrom's rack. Yet the school still towed my client's car.

美国西海岸最大的服装专卖店

她违反了校规

She violated policy.

因为保安叫她停在那里

Because the security guard told her to.

你是谁

And who are you?

史黛西

简的死党

Stacy. I'm Jane's B.F.F.

我没有问你在她的年鉴里的签名是什么

I didn't ask how you signed her yearbook.

我是问你与本案有何关联

I meant who are you in relation to this case?

我是

...

目击证人

I'm a...witness.

布莱克先生

Mr. Blake,

简的死党说的是事实吗是有人让此学生将车停到教工停车场的

is Jane's B.F.F. correct -- this student was told to park in the faculty lot?

据我所知不是这样

Not to my knowledge.

骗子

Liar.

你为何要浪费一位权威法官的时间呢

此案交给学生会处理更合适

Why

are

you

wasting

the

time

of

a

very

important

judge?

This

seems

more like a matter for the student council.

既然这样

我们应该都同意

这是个业余时间的误会

That being said, I think we can all agree this was an after-hours mistake.

等等

法官大人

在你落锤之前你应该知道停车违例仅仅只是个借

口

Wait, your honor, before you bang your gavel, you should know that the

parking violation was just a pretext.

什么的借口

A pretext for what?

茱莉亚·

坎贝尔请求和她的女友

一起去参加毕业舞会

却被拒绝了

我现在请求一份强制令

依照加州民事诉讼法第

1085

条

请求法院

要求学校

准许我的委托人与她的伴侣一起参加舞会

Julia

Campbell

asked

permission

to

go

to

the

prom

with

her

girlfriend,

and she was denied. I am now requesting a writ of mandate, pursuant to

section

1085 of the California

Code

of Civil

Procedure,

asking that the

court require the school to allow my client to attend prom with her chosen

partner.

你怎么能一口气说完这么多

你练过吗有特殊训练吗

How

did

you

say

all

that

in

one

breath?

Do

you

practice?

Special

exercises?

法官大人

这是校董事会的决议

坎贝尔小姐的结社自由遭到侵犯

Your honor, this is an issue for the school board. ll is being

denied her freedom of association.

我们站在正义的一方

这跟结社自由没有任何关系

法官大人

这

是出于对坎贝尔小姐安全的考虑

毕业舞会上出现同性伴侣

很有

可能引起暴力事件

We're in the right place. This has nothing to do with free association, your

honor.

It's

about

safety

concerns

for

ll.

There's

a

real

possibility of violence In reaction to a gay couple at prom.

我的朋友知道我是同性恋他们还在舞会委员会上为我投票

My

friends

know

I'm

a

lesbian,

and

they

voted

me

onto

the

prom

committee.

我的委托人给出了极佳的证明

并且

就算安全方面有问题

在弗

里克状告林奇一案中

法院裁定学校必须保护同性恋学生免遭身体

< br>伤害

My client makes an excellent point. Oh, and even if safety were a concern,

in Fricke vs. Lynch, the court ruled that schools must protect gay students

from bodily harm.

此案为同性恋案件中的里程碑

我会复审所有的证据并尽快做出裁决

I'll review the citings and issue an opinion forthwith.

只是友情提醒一下

舞会两天后就要举行

Ooh, just as a friendly reminder, prom is in two days.

尽快

的意思就是

马上

宾格温小姐

现在我能落锤了吧

还是宾

格温小姐死党想来落锤

means

Ms.

Bingum.

Can

I

bang

my

gavel

now,

or

maybe Ms. Bingum's B.F.F. Would like to do it?

没门

Not a chance.

涅斯捷连科小姐

我委托人的档案里

哪点最先吸引了你

汉克看

起来很有本事

他说他开了家法院

但是当我发现他只是个法警后

...

我并不在意

Ms. Nesterenko, what first drew you to my client's profile? Hank seemed

like a powerful man. He said he ran the court, but when I found out he

was just a bailiff... I didn't mind.

你现在是这么说

但当你发现他既没钱又没权之后

就离开了他

不是吗

Well, you say that now, but didn't you leave him as soon as you found out

he wasn't rich or powerful?

不是的

我以为我爱汉克他想要结婚

他的兴奋劲感染了我

No. I thought I loved Hank. He wanted to get married, and I got caught

up in the excitement.

请您解释一下

从深信自己爱着某人到再也不想见到他

你是怎么

做到的

Help me understand something -- how do you go from believing you love

someone to never wanting to see them again?

我变心了

I had a change of heart.

你甩甩手就走了

< br>不辞而别没说

再见

也没说

对不起

你曾对这

个男人说你爱他

但却是用短信跟他说的分手

你不为自己感到羞

愧吗

You just took off. You just left. No

this man you loved him, and you broke up with him in a text message.

Are you ashamed of yourself?!

反对

无理纠缠

Objection -- badgering.

没关系

他说得对

汉克

...

这事我处理得很不妥当

我非常抱歉

我不是故意伤害你的

It's okay. He's right. Hank... I'm not proud of how I handled the situation.

I'm very sorry. I never meant to hurt you.

问话完毕

No more questions.

我很抱歉让你经历这些

I'm sorry you had to sit through that.

至少她道歉了

Well, at least she apologized.

现在该我道歉了

汉克

我明知咱们没机会赢却还鼓励你打官司

实在抱歉

我没法证明她是故意欺骗你的

Now it's my turn. I'm sorry I encouraged you, Hank, but we don't have a

chance. I can't prove she set out to deceive you.

简直太棒了

How great was that?

你说什么呢

What are you talking about?

那女人是个骗子

她说了对不起

却还留下了戒指

这简直是自相

矛盾

还有

她在道歉的时候

眼神飘忽

不敢直视

撒谎的典型

表现

That woman is a fraud. She can't say she's sorry but also keep the ring.

It's

totally

inconsistent

behavior.

Not

to

mention

--

she

couldn't

sustain

eye contact during that lame apology of hers. It's a classic tell.

我正想放弃呢

I was just saying we should drop this.

你开玩笑吗

Are you kidding me?

汉克

无意 冒犯

--

我不喜欢她

也不信任她

我刚才给泰丽打了个

电话

她会进行全面的背景调查

Hank, no offense -- I don't like her, and I don't trust her. I just got off the

phone with Teri, and she's running a full background check.

就当我刚才什么都没说

Forget what I said.

你好

Hello.

你好

真开心你能来

其实我也不确定能待多久

Hi. I'm so glad you're here. Actually not sure how much time I've got.

我正在等法官宣判

所以

...

I'm waiting for a judge to issue a decision, so...

昨天雪莉来电话后

你就不爱搭理我了

You got awfully quiet yesterday after Sherry called.

我

...

抱歉我应该把铃声关掉

病人或医院

And I -- oh, I'm sorry about that. I should have turned the ringer off. I'm

not on call. So it's not a patient or the hospital.

谁都有可能

Really could be anyone.

听着

我

...

能渐渐了解你

我很开心我只是

...

我没准备好要确定

关系

Look, I, uh... I'm really enjoying getting to know you. I'm just -- I'm not

ready to commit.

我也没指望你能准备好

I wouldn't expect you to.

那我们没问题了吧

So we're cool?

完全没问题

就

一个问题

...

除了雪莉

...

你还同时和几个女人约会

还是

...

两个

佳丽三千吗

是我的电话响了

...

我的电话

Totally

cool.

Um,

just

one

question

--

Other

than

Sherry...

How

many

other women are you dating? One or... two? Times Square on New Year's

Eve? Oh, oh. That's my phone -- my phone.

你好

你需要什么

Hello? Oh, what do you need?

莱特法官一小时内

会把她的裁决电邮过来

茱莉亚和妮娜快到你

办公室了

Judge Wright will be e-mailing her verdict within the hour. Julia and Nina

are on their way to your office.

-

好吧

-

再见

- Okay. - Bye.

我很抱歉

我该赶回办公室了

裁决要出来了

I

am

so

sorry.

Uh,

you

know

what?

I

should

get

back

to

the

office.

It

could be decision time.

-

再见

-

再见

- Bye. - Bye.

简

我好紧张

万一法官判我们败诉怎么办

Jane, I'm so nervous. What if the judge says no?

万一我们胜诉怎么办

What if she says yes?

那舞会的准备工作可就落后喽

We're way behind in our prom planning.

妮娜

你的骨架很匀称

你梳个高发髻

肯定很漂亮

Now, Nina, you have great bone structure. You would look fantastic in an

up do.

谢谢

Thanks.

茱莉亚说你在庭上超赞

我很抱歉没能过去

Julia said you were awesome in court. I'm sorry I couldn't be there.

我能理解

I understand.

爸爸

Dad?

妮娜

我想让你回家

Nina, I want you to come home.

求你了

我等到裁决结果就走

行吗

Please, just let me wait for the verdict, okay?

邓恩先生