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HARRY PORTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE
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DUMBLEDORE
I should've known you would have been
here Professor
McGonagall.
MCGONAGALL
Good evening Professor Dumbledore. Are
the rumors true
Albus?
DUMBLEDORE
I'm afraid so Professor. The good and
the bad.
MCGONAGALL
And the boy?
DUMBLEDORE
Hagrid is bringing him.
MCGONAGALL
Do you think it wise to
trust Hagrid
w/
something as important as this?
DUMBLEDORE
Ah, Prof. I would trust Hagrid w/ my
life
HAGRID
Professor. Dumbledore, sir. Professor
McGonagall.
DUMBLEDORE
No problems I trust Hagrid?
HAGRID
No, sir. Little tyke fell
asleep as
we
were flying over Bristol. Try not
to wake him. There you go.
MC
Albus, do really think it's safe
leaving
him
with these people? I've watched
them all day. There're the
worst sort
of
Muggles imaginable. They really are-
-
DUMBLEDORE
The only family he has.
MCGONAGALL
This boy will
be famous. There won't
be a child in our world who doesn't
know his name.
DUMBLEDORE
Exactly. He's far better off growing
up away from
all of that. Until he is
ready. There, there Hagrid. It's not
really goodbye
after all. Good Luck,
Harry Potter.
- - - -
AUNT PETUNIA
Up. Get up! Now!
DUDLEY
Wake up cousin!
We're going to the zoo!
AUNT PETUNIA
Here he comes the birthday boy!
UNCLE VERNON
happy birthday
son.
AUNT PETUNIA
Why don't you just cook the breakfast
and try not to
burn anything.
HARRY
Yes Aunt Petunia.
AUNT PETUNIA
I want everything to be
perfect for
my
Dudley's special day!
UNCLE VERNON
Hurry up! Bring my coffee
boy!
HARRY
yes Uncle Vernon.
AUNT PETUNIA
Aren't they wonderful
darling?
DUDLEY
How many are there?
VOLDEMORT
36, Counted them myself.
DUDLEY
36?! BUT LAST
YEAR LAST YEAR I HAD 37!!!
VOLDEMORT
Yes, but some of them are a bit bigger
than last
year's!
DUDLEY
I don't care how big they are!
AUNT PETUNIA
Now, now, now,
this is what we're going
to do. Is that when we go out we're
going to buy
you 2 new presents. How's
that pumpkin?
AUNT PETUNIA
It should be a
lovely day at the zoo.
I'm really looking forward to it.
VOLDEMORT
I'm warning you now boy.
Any funny business,
any at all and you won't have any meals
for a week. Get
in.
DUDLEY
Make it move.
VOLDEMORT
Move.
DUDLEY
MOVE!
HARRY
He's asleep.
DUDLEY
He's boring.
HARRY
Sorry about him he doesn't
understand
what it's like, lying there day after
day watching
people press their ugly
faces in on you. Can you hear me? It's
just I've never
talked to a snake before.
Do you... Do you talk to people often?
You're from
Burma, aren't you? Was it
nice there? Did you miss your family?
I see. That's
me as well. I never knew
my parents either.
DUDLEY
Mummy, Dad,
come here you won't believe
what this snake is doing!
Woah! Woah!
Ah!
SNAKE
Thanks.
HARRY
Any time.
OTH
Snake! Ahh!
DUDLEY
Mum! Mummy! Help me!
PERCY
My darling boy! How did you
get in there!
Who
did this? How did you get in there?
Is there a snake?
- -
- -
PERCY
It's all right sweetheart. We'll get
you out of
these terrible clothes.
VOLDEMORT
What happened?
HARRY
I swear, I don't know! One minute the
glass was there
then it was gone, it
was like magic!
VOLDEMORT
There's no such thing as
magic.
VOLDEMORT
Oh Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk.
DUDLEY
Dad! Look! Harry's got a
letter!
HARRY
Hey give it back! It's mine!
VOLDEMORT
Yours? Who'd be
writing to you?
VOLDEMORT
No more mail through this
letterbox.
AUNT PETUNIA
Have a lovely day at the office, dear.
VOLDEMORT
Shoo! Go on!
VOLDEMORT
Fine day
Sunday. In my opinion best
day of the week. And why is that
Dudley?
HARRY
Because there's
no post on Sundays.
VOLDEMORT
Right you are Harry. No post on Sunday.
Ha! No blasted
letters today! No, sir!
Not one single bloody letter! Not one!
No sir, not one
blasted, miserable-
-
DUDLEY
Make it stop, please!
VOLDEMORT
Stop it!
DUDLEY
Mummy what's happening?
VOLDEMORT
Give me that!
Give me that letter!
HARRY
Get off! They're my letters! Let go
of me!
VOLDEMORT
That's it! We're going away, far away!
Where they
can't find us!
DUDLEY
Daddy's gone mad hasn't he?
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HARRY
Make a wish, Harry.
VOLDEMORT
Who's there?
HAGRID
Sorry 'bout that.
VOLDEMORT
I demand that
you leave at once. You
are breaking and entering.
HAGRID
Dry up Dursley
you great prune. Well,
I haven't seen you since you was a baby
Harry. But
you're a bit more along then
I would have expected;
particularly
around the middle.
DUDLEY
I'm not... I'm
not Harry.
HARRY
I am.
HAGRID
Well of course you are! Got something
for you. Afraid
I might have sat on
it at some point but I imagine it'll
taste fine just
the same. Baked it myself,
words and all.
HARRY
Thank you!
HAGRID
It's not everyday your
young man turns
11 now it is?
HARRY
Excuse me, but who are you?
HAGRID
Rubeus Hagrid,
Keeper of Keys and Grounds
at Hogwarts. Of course you know all
about Hogwarts
HARRY
Sorry, no.
HAGRID
No? Blimey Harry didn't you ever wonder
didn't you ever
wonder how your mum
and dad learned it all?
HARRY
Learned what?
HAGRID
You're a wizard
Harry.
HARRY
I'm a what?
HAGRID
A wizard. And a thumpin' good one I'd
wager once
you've trained up a bit.
HARRY
No, you've made a mistake. I mean I
can't be a
wizard... I mean I'm Harry,
Just Harry.
HAGRID
Well,
anything
happen? Anything you couldn't
explain, when you were
angry or scared?
Um Hum.
HARRY
Dear Mr. Potter, we are
pleased to inform
you that you have been accepted at the
Hogwarts School
of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
VOLDEMORT
He will not be going! We swore when
we took him in
that we would put a stop
to all of this rubbish!
HARRY
You knew? We
knew all along and you
never told me?
AUNT PETUNIA
Of course we knew. How
could you not
be?
My perfect being who she was. Oh
I remember the day she got
her letter.
My
parents were so proud. We have a
witch in the family. Isn't
it wonderful?
I
was the only one who saw her for what
she was... a freak. And
then she met
that Potter, and then she had you and
I knew you
would be the same just as
strange just as abnormal. And then,
if you please,
she got herself blown
up, and we got landed with you.
HARRY
Blown up?! You told me my parents died
in a car crash!
HAGRID
A car crash? A car crash killed Lily
and James
Potter?
PAT
We
had to say something!
HAGRID
It's an outrage. It's a scandal.
VOLDEMORT
He will not be
going.
HAGRID
Oh and I suppose a great Muggle like
yourself is
gonna stop him.
HARRY
Muggle?
HAGRID
Non- magic folk. This boy's
had his
name down since he were born. He's
going
to
the finest school of witchcraft and
wizardry in the world. And
he'll be
under the finest headmaster that
Hogwarts
has
ever seen, Albus Dumbledore...
VOLDEMORT
I will not pay to have some crack pot
old fool teach
him magic tricks!
HAGRID
Never insult Albus
Dumbledore in front
of me... I'd appreciate it if you
didn't
tell anyone at Hogwarts about that.
Strictly
speaking I'm not supposed to
do magic.
HARRY
OK
HAGRID
We're a bit behind
schedule. Best be
off. Unless you'd rather stay, of
course.
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HARRY
All students
must be equipped with a
one standard size two pewter cauldron,
and may bring,
if they desire, either
an owl, a cat, or a toad. Can we find
all this in
London?
HAGRID
If you know where to go.
TOM (BARTENDER)
Ah, Hagrid the usual I
presume.
HAGRID
No thanks Tom, I'm on official Hogwarts
business. Just
helping young Harry buy
his school business.
TOM
Bless my soul, it's Harry
Potter.
OTHER
Welcome back Mr. Potter welcome back.
DORIS
Doris Crockford, Mr.
Potter. I can't
believe I'm meeting you at last.
QUIRRELL
Harry P-p-potter. C-can't tell you how
p-pleased I am
to meet you.
HAGRID
hello, professor I didn't see you
there.
Harry Professor Quirrell will be your
defense Against
the Dark Arts teacher.
HARRY
Oh, nice to meet you,
QUIRRELL
A fearfully fascinating
subject. N-not
that you need it, eh, P-potter?
HAGRID
Yes, well must be going now. Lots to
buy.
HARRY
Good bye.
HAGRID
See, Harry? You're famous.
HARRY
But why am I famous Hagrid?
All those
people back there how is it they know
who I am?
HAGRID
I'm not exactly sure I'm the right
person
to
tell you that, Harry. Welcome Harry,
to Diagon Alley. That's
where you get
your quills and ink. Over there, all
your bits and
bobs for doing wizardry.
OTH
It's a world
class racing broom.
OTH
Wow! Look at it the new Nimbus 2000!
It's the
fastest model yet!
HARRY
But Hagrid how am I to pay
for all this?
I
haven't any money.
HAGRID
Well there's your money
Harry! Gringotts,
the wizard bank! Ain't no safer place,
not one! 'Cept
perhaps Hogwarts.
HARRY
Hagrid what exactly are
these things?
HAGRID
They're goblins
Harry. Clever as they
come the goblins, but not the most
friendly
of
beasts. Best stay close. Mr. Harry
Potter wishes to make a
withdrawal
GOBLIN
And does Mr.
Harry Potter have his key?
HAGRID
Wait a minute. Got it here somewhere.
Ha! There's the
little devil. Oh, and
there's something else as well.
Professor
Dumbledore gave me this. It's about
You- Know- What
in vault you know which.
GOBLIN
Very well.
GRIPHOOK
Vault 687. Lamp please. Key, please
HAGRID
Didn't think your mum and
dad would
leave you with nothing now did you?
GRIPHOOK
Vault 713.
HARRY
What's in there Hagrid?
HAGRID
Can't tell you
Harry. Hogwarts business.
Very secret.
GRIPHOOK
Stand back.
HAGRID
Best not to mention this to
anyone Harry.
HARRY
I still need...
a wand.
HAGRID
A wand? Well, you want Ollivander's.
There ain't no
place better. Why don't
you run along and wait. I got one more
thing to do.
Won't be long.
HARRY
Hello? Hello?
OLLI
I wondered when I'd be seeing you Mr.
Potter. It
seems only yesterday that
you mother and father were in here
buying
their first wands. Here we are. Well
give it a wave.
Apparently not. Perhaps
this. NO, no definitely not. No matter.
I wonder...
Curious... very curious
HARRY
Sorry but what's curious
OLLI
I remember every wand that
I've sold
Mr.
Potter, every one. It so happens
that the phoenix whose tail
feather
resides in your wand, gave another
feather.
Just one other. It is curious that you
should be
destined for this wand when
its brother gave you that
scar.
HARRY
And who owned that wand?
OLLI
We do not speak his name.
The wand chooses
the wizard Mr. Potter. It is not always
clear why. But
I think it is clear that
we can expect great things from you.
After all, He-
Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
did great things. Terrible, yes, but
great.
HAGRID
Harry! Harry! Happy Birthday!
HARRY
Woah!
HAGRID
You all right
Harry? You seem very quiet.
HARRY
He killed my parents didn't he? The
one who gave me
this. You know Hagrid.
I know you do.
HAGRID
First and understand this
Harry because
it's very important. Not all wizards
are good. Some
of them go bad. A few
years ago one of them went as bad as
you can go. His
name was V--. His name
was V--.
HARRY
Well maybe if you wrote it
down?
HAGRID
Naw I can't spell it. All right,
Voldemort.
HARRY
Voldemort?
HAGRID
Shh. It was
dark times Harry, dark times.
Voldemort started to gather
some followers.
Brought them over to the Dark Side.
Anyone who
stood up to him ended up
dead. Your parents fought against him.
Nobody lived
once he decided to kill
them. Nobody, not one. Except you.
HARRY
Me? Voldemort tried to kill
me?
HAGRID
Yes. That ain't no ordinary cut on your
forehead Harry.
A mark from that only
comes from being touched by a curse,
an evil curse
at that.
HARRY
What happened to V--... To You-Know-
Who?
HAGRID
Well some say
he died. Codswallop in
my opinion. Nope, I reckon he's out
there still too
tired to carry on. But
one thing's absolutely certain.
Something
about you stumped him that night.
That's
why
you're famous. That's why everybody
knows your name. You're the
boy who
lived.
HAGRID
Well some say he died.
Codswallop in
my
opinion. Nope, I reckon he's out
there still too tired to
carry on. But
one
thing's absolutely certain. Something
about you stumped him that
night. That's
why
you're famous. That's why everybody
knows your name. You're the
boy who
lived.
- - - -
HAGRID
What are you looking at? Blimey is that
time? Sorry
Harry, but I'm gonna have
to leave you. Dumbledore would be
wanting
his... Well, he'd be wanting to see
me. Now, your
train leaves in 10 minutes.
Here's your ticket. Stick
to it Harry,
that's very important. Stick to you
ticket.
HARRY
Platform 9 ? But, Hagrid, there must
be a mistake.
This says Platform 9 ?
There's no such thing. Is there?
OTH
Sorry.
HARRY
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
OTH
On your left.
HARRY
Excuse me sir.
Can you tell me where
I might find Platform 9 ?
OTH
9 ? Think you're being
funny do you?
MRS. WEASLEY
It's the same
every year packed with
Muggles of course. Come on!
HARRY
Muggles?
MRS. WEASLEY
Platform 9
?this way! All right Percy
you first. Fred you next.
GEORGE WEASLEY
He's not Fred I
am!
FRED WEASLEY
Honestly, woman you call yourself our
mother!
MRS. WEASLEY
I'm sorry George.
FRED WEASLEY
Only joking! I am Fred.
HARRY
Excuse me!
Could you tell me how to...
MRS. WEASLEY
How to get on to the platform? Yes,
not to worry
dear, it's Ron's first
time to Hogwarts as well. Now, all you
have to do is
walk straight at the wall
between platforms 9 and 10. Best do
it at a run if
you're nervous.
GINNY
Good luck!
- -
RON
WEASLEY
Excuse me, do you mind? Every where
else is full.
HARRY
Not at all.
RON WEASLEY
I'm Ron by the way! Ron Weasley.
HARRY
I'm Harry.
Harry Potter.
RON
WEASLEY
SO
it's true! DO you really have the...
the...
HARRY
The what?
RON WEASLEY
The scar?
HARRY
Oh!
RON WEASLEY
Wicked!
OTH
Anything off the trolley dears?
RON WEASLEY
No, thanks, I'm
all set.
HARRY
We'll take the lot!
RON WEASLEY
Woah!
HARRY
Bertie Bott's Every Flavor
Beans?
RON
WEASLEY
They mean every flavor! There's
chocolate,
peppermint and also, spinach liver,
and tripe.
George sweared he got boogie
flavored one once.
HARRY
These aren't real frogs are they?
RON WEASLEY
It's just a
spell. But it's the cards
you want. Each pack's got a famous
witch
or
wizard. I got about 500 me self.
Watch it! That's rotten
luck. They've
only got one good jump in them to begin
with.
HARRY
I've got Dumbledore!
RON WEASLEY
I've got about 6 of him.
HARRY
Hey, he's gone!
RON WEASLEY
Well you can't
expect him to hang around
all day, can you? This is Scabbers by
the way.
Pathetic isn't he?
HARRY
Just a little bit.
RON WEASLEY
Fred gave me a
spell to turn him yellow.
Want to see?
HARRY
Yeah!
RON WEASLEY
Ahem... Sunshine...
HERMIONE
has anyone seen
a toad? A boy named
Neville's has one.
RON WEASLEY
No.
HERMIONE
Oh are you doing magic?
Let's see then.
RON
WEASLEY
Ahem. Sunshine Daisies Butter Mellow
Turn this
stupid fat rat yellow.
HERMIONE
Are you sure that's a real
spell? Well,
it's not very good is it? Of course,
I've only tried
a few simple ones myself
but they've all worked for me. For
example:
Oculus Reparo. That's better isn't it?
Holy cricket!
You're Harry Potter! I'm
Hermione Granger. And you are...?
RON WEASLEY
I'm Ron Weasley.
HERMIONE
Pleasure. You
two better change into
your robes. I expect we'll be arriving
soon. You've
dirt on your nose by the
way. Just there.
HAGRID
Right then.
First years this way, please!
First years, don't be shy.
Come on now,
hurry up! Hello Harry!
HARRY
Hi Hagrid!
RON WEASLEY
Woah!
HAGRID
Right, then.
This way to the boats.
Come on now, follow me.
RON WEASLEY
Wicked!
- - - -
MCGONAGALL
Welcome to Hogwarts. Now,
in a few moments
you will pass through these doors and
join your
classmates. But before you
take your seats, you must be sorted
into your
houses. They are Gryffindor,
Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and
Slytherin.
Now
while you're here your house will
be like your family. Your
triumphs will
earn you points. Any rule breaking and
you will loose
points. At the end of
the year, the houses with the most
points
is
awarded the house cup.
NEVILLE
Trevor! Sorry.
MCGONAGALL
The Sorting Ceremony will
begin momentarily.
DRACO MALFOY
It's true then, what they're saying
on the train.
Harry Potter has come
to Hogwarts.
N & OTH
Harry Potter?
DRACO MALFOY
This is Crabbe and Goyle.
And I'm Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy. Think my name's funny
do you? No need
to ask yours. Red hair
and a hand-me-down robe? You must be
a Weasley.
You'll soon find out that
some wizarding families are better than
others, Potter.
You don't want to making
friends with the wrong sort. I can help
you there.
HARRY
I think I can tell the wrong sort for
my self thanks.
MCGONAGALL
We're ready for you. Follow me.
HERMIONE
It's not real
the ceiling. It's just
bewitched to look like the night
outside.
I
read about it in Hogwarts, A History.
MCGONAGALL
Will you wait along here please. Now
before we
begin, Professor Dumbledore
would like to say a few
words.
DUMBLEDORE
I have a few start-of-term notices I
wish to
announce. The first years please
note, that the Dark Forest
is strictly
forbidden to all students. Also, our
caretaker, Mr.
Filch, has asked me to
remind you that the third floor
corridor
on
the right hand side is out of bounds
to all who do not wish to
die a most
painful death. Thank you.
MCGONAGALL
When I call
your name you will come
forth, I shall place the Sorting Hat
on your head,
and you will be sorted
into your houses. Hermione Granger!
HERMIONE
Oh, no. OK relax.
RON WEASLEY
Mental that
one, I'm telling you.
SHARRY
Ah, right then. Hum... Right. Okay,
Gryffindor!
MCGONAGALL
Draco Malfoy!
SHARRY
Slytherin!
RON WEASLEY
There's no witch or wizard who went
bad who wasn't
in Slytherin.
MCGONAGALL
Susan Bones!
HARRY
Ow!
RON
WEASLEY
Harry what is it?
HARRY
Nothing. Nothing, I'm fine
SHARRY
...where shall
I put you? Let's see...
I know! Hufflepuff!
MCGONAGALL
Ronald Weasley!
SHARRY
Ha! Another
Weasley! I know just what
to do with you... Gryffindor!
MCGONAGALL
Harry potter
SHARRY
Hmmm... Difficult, very difficult.
Plenty
of
courage, I see. Not a bad mind either.
There's talent, oh yes, and
a thirst
to
prove yourself. But where to put
you...
HARRY
Not Slytherin,
not Slytherin!
SHARRY
Not Slytherin eh? Are you sure? You
could be great
you know. It's all herein
your head. And Slytherin will help you
on the way to
greatness, there's no
doubt about that. No? (Harry
whispering:
Please, Please anything but Slytherin,
anything but
Slytherin.) Well if you're
sure, better be... Gryffindor!
MCGONAGALL
Your attention please.
DUMBLEDORE
Let the feast begin!
HARRY
Wow!
SFRED WEASLEY
I'm half and
half. Me dad's a Muggle,
mam's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock
for him when he
found out!
HARRY
Say Percy, who's that teacher talking
to Professor
Quirrell?
PERCY
Oh, Professor Snape, head of Slytherin
house.
HARRY
What's he teach?
PERCY
Potions. But everyone knows
it's the
Dark Arts he fancies. He's been after
Quirrell's job
for years.
RON WEASLEY
Ah!
SIR
NEVILLE
Hello! How are you? Welcome to
Gryffindor.
OTH
It's the Bloody Baron!
PERCY
Hello, Sir
Nicholas. Have a nice summer?
SIR NEVILLE
Dismal. Once again my request to join
the Headless
Hunt has been denied.
RON
WEASLEY
I
know you. You're Nearly Headless Nick.
SIR NEVILLE
I prefer Sir Nicholas if you don't
mind.
HERMIONE
headless?
SIR NEVILLE
Like this.
RON WEASLEY
Ah!
- - - -
PERCY
Gryffindors, follow me, please. Keep
up. Thank-you.
OTH
Ravenclaw
follow me. This way.
PERCY
This is the most direct part to the
dormitories.
Oh, and keep an eye on
the staircases, they like to change.
Keep up please,
and follow me. Quickly
now, come on. Come on.
OTH
That picture's moving!
OTH
Look at that one.
OTH
I think she fancies you.
OTH
Look, look!
OTH
Who's that girl?
WALL PICTURE
Welcome to Hogwarts!
THE FAT LADY
Password?
PERCY
Caput Draconis.
Follow me, everyone.
Keep up. Quickly, come on! Gather
around
here. Welcome to the Gryffindor common
room. Boys'
dormitories is upstairs
and down to your left. Girls the same
on your right.
You'll find all your
belonging have already been brought
up.
- - - -
RON WEASLEY
Whew! We made
it! Can you imagine the
look on McGonagall's face if we were
late? That was
bloody brilliant!
MCGONAGALL
Thank-you for that
assessment Mr. Weasley.
Perhaps it would be more useful if I
transfigured
Mr. Potter and yourself
into a pocket watch. That way one of
you might be on
time.
HARRY
We got lost.
MCGONAGALL
Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't
need one to
find your seats.
SEVERUS SNAPE
There will be
no foolish wand-waving
or silly incantations in this class.
As such, I
don't expect many of you
to appreciate the subtle science and
exact art that
is potion making. However,
for those select few who possess the
predisposition.
I can teach you how
to bewitch the mind and ensnare the
senses. I show
you how to bottle fame,
brew glory, and even put a stopper in
death. Then
again maybe some of you
have come to Hogwarts in possession
of abilities so
formidable that you
feel confident enough to not pay
attention.
Mr.
Potter, our new celebrity. Tell
me what would I get if I
added root
of
asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
You don't know? Well let's
try again.
Where Mr. Potter would you look if I
asked you to
find me a bezoar?
HARRY
I don't know, sir.
SEVERUS SNAPE
And what is the
difference between monkswood
and wolfsbane?
HARRY
I don't know
sir.
SEVERUS SNAPE
Pity. Clearly fame isn't everything.
Is it Mr.
Potter?
SFRED WEASLEY
Eye of rabbit, harp sting
hum, turn
this water into rum... Eye of rabbit
harp sting hum,
turn this water into
rum.
HARRY
What's Seamus trying to do
to that glass
of
water?
RON WEASLEY
Turn it to rum. Actually he managed
to make weak
tea yesterday, before---
Ah, mail's here.
HARRY
Can I burrow
this? Thanks.
OTH
Hey look!
Neville's got a Remembrall.
HERMIONE
I've read about those. When the smoke
turns red it
means you've forgotten
something.
NEVILLE
The only problem is I can't
remember
what I have forgotten.
HARRY
Hey Ron,
somebody broke into Gringotts.
Listen:
Dark wizards or witches
unknown, Gringotts
goblins were acknowledging the breach
insist nothing
was taken. The vault
in question number 713 had been emptied
earlier that
very same day.
odd. That's the vault Hagrid and I went
to.
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MHARRY
Good afternoon, class.
OTHS
Good afternoon
Madame Hooch.
MHARRY
Good afternoon Amanda, good afternoon.
Welcome to your
first flying lesson.
Well what are you waiting for? Everyone
step up to the
left side of their broomstick.
Come on now, hurry up.
Stick your right
hand over the broom and say up.
H &
OTHS
Up!
Up!
HARRY
Woah!
DRACO MALFOY
Up.
RON
WEASLEY
Up.
Up!
MHARRY
With feeling!
HERMIONE
Up. Up! Up. Up!
RON WEASLEY
UP! Ow! Shut up Harry.
MHARRY
Now once you've got hold of
your broom,
I
want you to mount it. Grip it tight.
You don't wanna be sliding
off the end.
When I blow my whistle, I want each
of you to kick
off from the ground,
hard. Keep your broom steady, hover
for a moment,
then lean forward slightly
and touch back down. On my whistle.
Three, two...
Mr. Longbottom. Mr. Mr.
Mr. Longbottom!
OTHS
Down! Down!
HARRY
Neville!
NEVILLE
Help! Help!
MHARRY
Come back down this
instant! Mr. Longbottom!
Everyone out of the way!
HERMIONE
Is he alright?
NEVILLE
Ow!
MHARRY
Oh oh oh. Oh dear, it's a
broken wrist.
Poor boy. Come on now, up you get.
Everyone
is
to keep their feet firmly on the
ground while I take Mr.
Longbottom to
the
hospital wing. Understand? If I
see a single broom in the
air the one
riding it will find themselves out of
Hogwarts before
they can say
DRACO MALFOY
Did you see his
face? If the fat lump
had given this a squeeze he would
remember
to
fall on his fat arse.
HARRY
Give it here Malfoy.
DRACO MALFOY
No, I think
I'll leave it somewhere
for Longbottom to find. How about on
the roof?
What's the matter Potter?
Bit beyond you reach?
HERMIONE
Harry! No way!
You heard what Madame
Hooch said. Besides you don't even know
how to fly!
What an idiot!
HARRY
Give it here Malfoy or I'll knock you
off your broom!
DRACO MALFOY
Is that so? Have it your way, then!
OTH
Yeah!
OTH
Nice going, Harry!
OTH
That was wicked Harry!
MCGONAGALL
Harry Potter! Follow me.
You wait here.
QUIRRELL
... this is an
ingredient...
MCGONAGALL
Professor Quirrell, excuse me, excuse
me could I
borrow Wood for a moment,
please?
QUIRRELL
Well, yes of course.
MCGONAGALL
Potter, this is
Oliver Wood. Wood I
have found you a Seeker.
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SIR NEVILLE
Have you heard Harry Potter's the new
Gryffindor
Seeker. I always knew he'd
do well.
RON WEASLEY
Seeker? But first years
never make the
house teams. You must be the youngest
Quidditch
player in...
HARRY
A century. According to McGonagall.
FRED WEASLEY
Well dome Harry! Wood's
just told us!
RON WEASLEY
Fred and George
are on the team too.
Beaters.
GEORGE WEASLEY
Our job is to make sure
that you don't
get
bloody up too bad. Can't make any
promises of course. Rough
game Quidditch.
FRED WEASLEY
Brutal! But, nobody's died in years.
Someone
vanishes occasionally.
GEORGE WEASLEY
But they'll turn up in a
month or two!
RON WEASLEY
Oh go on Harry!
Quidditch is great.
Best game there is, and you'll be great
too!
HARRY
But I've never even played Quidditch!
What if I make
a fool of myself?
HERMIONE
You won't make a fool of
yourself. It's
in
your blood.
RON WEASLEY
Woah! Harry, you never told me your
father was a
seeker too!
HARRY
I didn't know.
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RON WEASLEY
I'm telling you, it's spooky! She knows
move about you
than you do!
HARRY
Who doesn't? What's happening?
HERMIONE
The staircases
change remember?
HARRY
Let's go this way.
RON WEASLEY
Before the staircase moves
again. Does
anybody feel like we shouldn't be here?
HERMIONE
We're not supposed to be
here. This
is
the third floor. It's forbidden!
HARRY
Let's go.
HERMIONE
Flich's cat!
HARRY
Run! Quick, let's hide through that
door! It's
locked!
RON WEASLEY
that's it we're done for!
HERMIONE
Oh! Move over! Alohomora!
Get in!
RON
WEASLEY
Alohomora?
HERMIONE
Standard Book Of Spells- Chapter 7!
FILCH
Any one here my sweet? Come
on.
HERMIONE
He thinks this door is locked.
RON WEASLEY
He thinks this
door is locked.
HERMIONE
It was locked.
HARRY
And for good reason.
H, R, & HERMIONE
AH!
RON WEASLEY
What do they think they're
doing? Keeping
a
thing like that locked up in a school?
HERMIONE
You don't use your eyes do you? Didn't
you see what it
was standing on?
RON WEASLEY
I wasn't looking at its
feet! I was
a
bit preoccupied with its heads. Or
maybe you didn't notice...
the three!
HERMIONE
It was standing
on a trap door. It wasn't
there by accident. It's guarding
something.
HARRY
Guarding
something?
HERMIONE
That's right. Now, if you two don't
mind, I'm going
to bed before either
of you come up with another clever idea
to get killed
or worse... expelled.
RON
WEASLEY
She
needs to sort out her priorities.
- -
- -
OLIVER WOOD
Quidditch is easy enough to understand.
Each team has 7
players. Three Chasers,
two Beaters, one Keeper and a Seeker,
that's you.
There are three kinds of
balls. This one's called the Quaffle.
The Chasers
handle the Quaffle and try
to put it through one of those three
hoops. The
Keeper, that's me, defends
the hoops. With me so far?
HARRY
I think so.
What are those?
OLIVER WOOD
You better take this. Careful now, it's
coming back.
Not bad Potter, you'd make
a fair Beater. Uh-oh.
HARRY
What was that?
OLIVER WOOD
Bludgers. Nasty
little buggers. But
you are a Seeker. The only thing I want
you to worry
about is this, the Golden
Snitch.
HARRY
I like this ball.
OLIVER WOOD
Eh, you like it
now. But it's wicked
fast and damn near impossible to see.
HARRY
What do I do with it?
OLIVER WOOD
You catch it.
Before the other team's
Seeker. You catch this the game's over.
You catch this,
Potter, and we win.
HARRY
Woah!
- -
- -
PROFESSOR FLITWICK
One of a wizard's most
rudimental skill
is levitation or the ability to make
objects fly. Do
you all have your feathers?
Good. Now don't forget the
nice wrist
movement we've been practicing. Hum!
The
Wingardium Leviosa. Off you go then!
OTHS
Wingardium Leviosa;
Wingardium Leviosa!
RON
WEASLEY
Wingardium Leviosa!
HERMIONE
No, stop stop stop! You're
going to
take someone's eye out! Besides, you're
saying it
wrong. It's Levi-o-sa, not
Leviosar.
RON WEASLEY
You do it then if you're so
clever.
Go
on, go on!
HERMIONE
Wingardium Leviosa.
PROFESSOR FLITWICK
Oh oh! Well
done! See here everyone,
Miss Granger's done it! Ho ho!
Splendid!
SFRED WEASLEY
Wingard-
Leviosa; Wingard-- Leviosa
PROFESSOR FLITWICK
Well done dear. OH!
HARRY
I think we're
going to need another
feather over here professor.
RON
WEASLEY
a
nightmare honestly! It's no wonder
she hasn't got any friends!
HARRY
I think she heard you.
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